₦airaland Forum

All about Revenue Generation.

The fine is far greater than the minimum wage.

May they catch ONLY APC supporters.

Make sure you show them your APC membership card so that they will reduce the fine to N40k

I thought you voted Buhari to kill corruption.

Didn't he succeed?

Corrections:
who says corruption doesn't kill?

Kill corruption or corruption kills Nigerians...................fact.






All the political parties and non-political parties ( all the leadership of which 95% of them are terrible and corrupt) of this country right from independence contributed to bringing Nigeria down to its kneels.....................fact

There are very brilliant Northerners.

But those represent a minority of .0001% of the total.

This fellow says Peter Obi has stashed $1trillion dollars in Fidelity.

This fellow represents the majority of Northerners.

Intellectually incapacitated

NLCreator:
https://gazettengr.com/peter-obi-atiku-swimming-in-wealth-yet-nigerians-drown-in-poverty-apc-group/

This same creature will respond positively if Tinubu comes out tmrw and says he was the Father of The Day at Wigwe's white wedding.

Govt tools/Hypocrites plenty for Nairaland.

They deserve no good thing

idealogical:
What's traditional wedding or what you did for the man got to do with the man's death?

This self-serving, deceitful and eye-service man makes everything about him.

Minister of funeral and condolence.

What a nuisance.

It was a useful tool when you used it to destroy Jonathan's image but is now a menace because your party is in power

The people who return from kidnappers den have almost unilaterally revealed that they were Fulanis.

I'm waiting for the day this same Army will burst Fulani kidnappers.

Not this sorrowful looking female who is being paraded in a dumb attempt to detract from the fact that 90% of kidnapping along highways is done by Fulani.

This woman is a serial wife to criminals and decided to cash in on the trend started by Fulani's forgetting that she is not a sacred cow

Can you show me the 3B men who told you that?

fati2001:
😀😀😀😀

What happened to the "men are strong like an ox".

This is yet another clear reminder that very few woman are capable of logical thought.

A man emanates from his family.

Whatever he is before marriage, part of it emanates from the family where he came from.

The woman saw him relating with his family and such started decades before she came on the scene.

So a woman claiming she loves a man while hating his family is delusional.

When you try to reverse this- you obviously see how stupid that turns out to be.

A wife is a stranger that a man brings into a family. She may have a completely different orientation from that of the family. Whether for good or for bad is secondary.

The woman is just knowing the man and cannot claim she knew him longer than his parents or siblings.

So the onus is more on her to connect with the family she is marrying into just like it is the responsibility of the man to connect with his in-laws as he has come as a stranger.

So therefore your question doesn't make much sense as my love for my brother may not extend to his wife if as a stranger she refuses to integrate into her new extended family

Juliearth:
Can a family love their son and not extend same to the wife?

Farm Estates sound like a good idea.

Unfortunately, it still hasn't dawned on many good people like you that Nigerian politicians(most especially APC) have no interest whatsoever in bringing people out of poverty.

Impoverished people are very unlikely to rally and vote out corrupt and incompetent leaders.

Even if $ gets to N5k by 2027, you will be shocked to see how many people will support APC in the next election.


Therefore, probably nobody amongst the Federal or State govs is gonna take action to get people economically balanced.

D4gmail1:


Food reserve is meant to be a back up should there be crises in the country. Now that you are using the food reserve now, what will happen after it is exhausted?

Solving a long term problem with a short term solution.

-- It is easier to turn a blind eyes to the obvious problems ---


1. Insecurity on our farm lands. ~` Provide local security and vigilantes to farmers

2. Little to no, mechanized farming ~ Youths are not interested farming because it is not mechanized and older people who are there do not have the strength to meet increasing demand. Providing access to farm equipment will increase yield and bring new players into the system.

3. Bad and inaccessible roads between farms and the urban areas ~ Bad roads causes many farm goods to spoil before they arrive their destination, causing prices to soar. Federal government needs to look into key road networks into rural areas and work out models for state government.

4. Lack of capital to farmers. ~ Inflation is causing a lot of farmers not to meet up, cost per farming hectare has increased in the recent months. There is a need for FG and SG to look into how to assist farmers to increase capacity.

5. High cost of transportation ~ FG can provide subsidized transportation for food transportation using efficient means like railway, trucks and ferries.

6. Provide Tax Breaks to farmers - This will encourage big players into the industry and increase food production.

7. Establish Farm Estates - Setting up farm estates across the country. The farm estate is a full package turn key system (machines, training, loans, security and all farming equipment in one farm area) for small/medium scale where prospective farmers just come in and start farming and everything is provided for. At the end of harvest, the government will off-take (buy) produce from the farmers right on site and the government can offload (sell) the products at a determined market price. This is far better than forcefully trying to control market price. This will cut unemployment drastically and improve agricultural export to high levels.

Sensible questions.

immortalcrown:
I honestly didn't know Nigeria has food reserves.

Abi na audio food reserves?

Who will share the food? On what criteria will the food be shared? How can you ensure the poor gets the food? Will it be sold to vendors who will conceal the source and mercilessly hike the price?

Will it be like the audio free transportation you gave Nigerians during Christmas? Who under this thread benefited from the Christmas free transportation scheme?

Nairaland is an all comers affair.

That's why someone with such a low IQ can make such a comment and actually feel he has said something.

Ok, pls someone should tell this chap that Nigerians are not hungry.

Everybody eats 3 meals a day and everybody can afford a car and their own house.

Pls tell him that Nigerians throw away food daily because it's so cheap.

Mtscheww

gaskiyamagana:
And someone, somewhere say Nigerians they hungry. How persons wey dey hungry go jubilating from his house, come street and from there go family house of another person who is not at home, then dancing, dancing.

This is not just food for thought but fine dining for thought

madridguy:
Impressive... Nwabili, Africa best goal keeper at the moment..

LESSONS FROM AFCON 2023!

✍️ Ivory Coast lost two out of three group matches but still got to the final. They had a second chance and took it seriously. Don't play with the second chance life gives you. Don't give up on yourself!

✍️ Ivory Coast were beaten 4-0 by Equatorial Guinea, yet they bounced back to the final while Equatorial Guinea got eliminated. Don't write anyone off. You won today, but it doesn't mean you are the best. Don't look down on the person you defeated yesterday!

✍️ Ivory Coast mobilized support for Morocco to beat Zambia so that they can qualify. Some of those clapping for you now and supporting you may not be your real friends. They may just be using your success for their gain. Morocco went home after helping Ivory Coast to qualify for the final. Don't let anyone use you for any gain that doesn't benefit you.
✍️ South African goalkeeper stopped 4 penalties against Cape Verde, and we're so confident. They wanted the match against Nigeria to end in penalties so that they would win. But against Nigeria, he couldn't stop any penalty. Instead, the Nigerian keeper stopped 2 and won MOTM. Don't be too confident of yourself.
✍️ Nigeria scored a second goal that was disallowed because of an earlier foul at the build-up. The goal was cancelled, and SOUTH AFRICA was awarded a penalty. Such is life. When you think you have lost, God may give you a redemption to turn ashes into beauty.
✍️ Senegal didn't lose any match at the group stage. But when they played against Ivory Coast that lost 2 matches, they were eliminated.
✍️ All the defenders were on Osimhen, they did all they could to stop him, even four of his goals were disallowed... but they didn't take note of Ademola Lookman. Your real enemy may not be who you are thinking.....
✍️ Kelechi Iheanacho didn't play the previous 5 matches. He came in late into the 6th game and became the hero. All you need to be a hero could just be one kick and not 100 kicks, but if you have just one opportunity to kick the ball, do it well......

👉 Time and chance mean PREPARATION WAITING FOR OPPORTUNITY.......


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If only your hatred for them could guarantee you success in life.

Alas it cannot

PDPdestroyer:
We've seen news about other Nigerians whose death came as a result of the match, without emphasis layed on the tribe or financial status of the individual, but Igbos must find a way to chestbeat when it concerns theirs

A minimum of 1B people watch football to some extent and do not think it's boring.

If everybody says a thing is white and you alone say it's black then we know where the real problem is.

Pls avoid commenting on football threads as you just come across as someone who is craving attention

mmadu4:
i dont watch football and never had any desire to do so. boring sports no action was so ever ,

Even you know that you are lying.

So don't think that you are deceiving anyone.

Buhari spent 8 yrs despite clear evidence that he was a failure from the start.

Show us your posts condemning Buhari.

Silly urchnnss everywhere trying to deceive their ancestors

Afospecialk:
You are on point


We don't send Asiwaju wether he is a Yoruba or not.

We voted for him bcs we believed in him and if he fail, we will remove you.

Yoruba no be the fraud people that package failure as Messiah 🤣😀🤣🤣

You almost cracked my ribs.

Stop it.

anitabella:
One week old used...naija dealers no go kill us...

And how many have you explained the power of a data analyst and they still refuses to hire one.

It's pointless whining that someone doesn't understand something when you know that no one has EVER informed them about that thing

chinasaekpere:
it's a nice one but note that many Nigerian companies seen not to yet appreciate or are yet to see a reason why they should hire a data analyst. They usually depend on the traditional way of analyzing data or cannot afford to pay a data analyst.

They don't understand the power of data analyst in their organization

Hahahaha.

All these folks who will sit on their toilet seat and be making authoritative statements about things happening in places they have no iota of access to.

The man may have been battling Hi BP for years but you in your little corner know more about his health condition than his wife and children.

Mtscheww

SoNature:
God called him when He wanted his spirit; his death has nothing to do with the game. RIP to the deceased and may God give the bereaved family the fortitude to bear their irreparable loss, amen.

It's now much easier for any sensible Nigerian to identify paid Urchnns working for APC.

They are so obvious that it's almost sickening how imaginative they are.

I doubt if most of these people have a degree or perhaps they studied Physical Education or Nigerian languages.

Something that doesn't require critical thinking, imagination and intelligence.

Tap0lane:
If you claim this refinery commissioning was rushed but in less than a year it started production what do you say about Orient Petroleum Peter Pandora the oloriburuku Pandora Criminal commissioned over 14 years ago but till this hour it is yet to produce a single litre of kerosene diesel or fuel ?!

Stop spreading your ignorance.

Even in the UK, people advertise themselves as witches in the daily newspapers and they get clients.

How much more in Africa, the world capital of envy and wickedness

Pinicop:
Death to all VIOLENT CRIMINALS including, in addition to the ones you mentioned above, anybody who has a hand in political,religious, and tribal crises, and the cult/ thug-wars.

By the way, there's nothing like witches. It's simply a fairytale.

So in summary, you are saying find a system and stick to it.

And tell me what happens when your next opponent has thoroughly studied your system and plays against the weaknesses of that system.

It's laughable that you think that the same system you apply against a defensive team is that which you apply against an attacking team.

Or the same system applied against a team that dribbles a lot should be applied against one that makes plenty long passes.

I think you are the one that does not understand football!

unclejb2:
you actually do not understand football. The coach is playing to the strength of his squad.... And if he continues with that formation and does not concede goals like he has not in previous games, we will surely win.

That

Are we supposed to rejoice because he called for a meeting??

But Tinubu ONLY condemned Jonathan when he was the opposition.

He never dropped any constructive suggestions.

Shouldn't he sow what he reaped?

It is already too late

madridguy:
The FG should do something about this bastards before it is too late.

As I read it on Front Page I knew it will be a woman.

What evil woman cannot do, does not exist

Paid govt apologist has landed.

He has to earn his keep.

He will inform HQ how he responded to this post on Nairaland and then he will receive a pat on the head.

But let it be known to all and sundry...

Tinubu attacked Jonathan govt.

People will attack Tinubu govt.

Anybody that doesn't like that can go jump off a bridge.

As it stands now, the opposition to APC is not even PDP or LP

It's the masses that are suffering hardships never before seen in this country.

Throwback:
Did you also show us any evidence where Tinubu in criticising the Jonathan government, referred to it as illegitimate?


Are you the court to declare the government illegitimate because your own party and preferred candidate lost out both at the election and at the courts?

Shameless loser!

Break the law and face the law.

Anyway, console your partisan self with the fact that your rational and non-partisan self already foretold how Bola Tinubu would become President owing to the obvious work and patience he committed to the task.

Sad but true

gerrardomendes:
😂😂😂😂😂. Insecurity will still increase. We have been buying these things all these years. We only record mostly civilian casualties.

Govt Apologist has spoken.

As is the norm with APC- his response is senseless.

Let's look at the JAMB website where they tell us why it was set up and their legal responsibilities


THE JAMB MANDATE
[b]The legal instrument establishing the Board was promulgated by the Act (No. 2 of 1978) of the Federal Military Government on 13th February, 1978. By August 1988, the Federal Executive Council amended Decree No. 2 of 1978. The amendments have since been codified into Decree No. 33 of 1989, which took effect from 7th December, 1989. Decree No. 2 of 1978 (amended by Decree No. 33 of 1989) empowered the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board to:

(a) conduct Matriculation Examination for entry into all Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges of Education (by whatever name called) in Nigeria

(b) appoint Examiners, Moderators, Invigilators, members of the Subject Panels and committees and other persons with respect to matriculation examinations and any other matters incidental thereto or connected therewith.

(c) place suitably qualified candidates in the tertiary institutions after having taken into account:

(i) the vacancies available in each tertiary institution

(ii) the guidelines approved for each tertiary institution by its proprietors or other competent authorities

(iii) the preference expressed or otherwise indicated by the candidates for certain tertiary institutions and courses

(iv) such other matters as the Board may be directed by the Honorable Minister to consider or the Board itself may consider appropriate in the circumstances.

(d) collate and disseminate information on all matters relating to admissions into tertiary institutions or any other matter relevant to the discharge of functions of the board.

(e) carry out other activities as are necessary or expedient for the full discharge of all or any of the functions conferred on it under or pursuant to this Decree[/b]



Yes, of course JAMB is permitted to charge for its services but that is different from a lie that it is a Revenue Generating Agency as this liar will want us to believe.

Revenue Generation is not mentioned anywhere in the charter setting up JAMB.

But it Urchnns want to confuse the uninformed that JAMB was set up to make money for the govt.

Shame on them.

blacknp:
That is the job of the individual schools.

Please don’t confuse your hungry school principal with the registrar of JAMB.

The Joint Admission & Matriculation Board is a revenue making entity of the Federal government, whether you pass or fail is not their concern.

While reading your response, I was forced to wonder who you are talking to?

Who exactly is "You"

makjo900:
A 13 yrs old girl was raped but somehow you found a way to input religion into it. I dot seem to understand these bigots sometimes, what does religion has to do with rape. The rape cases that has being happening in Nigeria and other parts of the world should also be linked to religion right?

Indeed, religion is a poison. It poisons everything.

Aren't you embarrassed that you couldn't understand the article?

It's not like it's a treatise on Quantum Mechanics oo

The writer just took time to identify that many well to do Nigerian women in the UK are single against their will and pertinent reasons why men are staying away from marriage.

That's not rocket science

Biglittlelois:
How come it is usually Men that cry more than the bereaved? I don't understand.

This is one of the best things I have read in a long while.

God bless you for sharing this.

Jesus also died for every single prostitute.

jesusjnr2020:
I didn't think it was a bad location for a church at all at the time though.

Infact I saw it as a huge opportunity for the church, because I felt the purpose of the church is to reach out to lost souls like them with the Gospel, so it was supposed to be an advantage for the church to have such ones closeby or around them so they could easily reach out to them.

That was already my inclination, then on one particular night, we had just closed from midweek program at church, so I was with 2 guys. One was a friend, the other, a guest artist who also happened to be a pastor, and we were just making our way to the place we could get a cab to take us home.

Suddenly out of one of those clubs came 3 prostitutes, and they were seeking their customers as usual.

That was how they came into our conversation, as one of the three of us immediately expressed his disgust on sighting them. Ironically this was someone who I knew very well to be just a church-goer still living a life of sin and sexual immorality, yet he was the first to condemn someone else.

I was disgusted at his sheer hypocrisy, however wasn't fazed. Hence as my custom was at the time, to preach the Gospel at every opportunity, I expressed my desire to instead share the Gospel with them regardless. And the other gentleman, who was a pastor, was also on the same page with me, so we decided to approach the girls, which of course, we did.

Thankfully they gave us audience but seemed distracted at first as some car users, who they saw as potential customers were still passing by.

However after a while, we had their undivided attention, as we suddenly split into three groups, each of us with a prostitute sharing whatever we had to say with them, including the reluctant guy who seemed to have to no other choice but to follow suit.

It been over many years now since that happened so I can't remember exactly what I said to the girl with me and her exact response, but what I could remember was that at some point, i had to get a pen from my friend to take down her number perhaps for follow up afterwards, as she was willing to give me her contact which appeared kind of her.

Shortly afterwards we were through speaking with them, it appeared to have some short-term effect at least, as the three of them, instead of staying back to continue waiting for customers, immediately left the area in a cab.

That was the last time I spoke with the one with me or heard of her, so I can't say exactly how it panned out, however I was glad I was able to share the Gospel of Christ with her to at least give her that chance.

The pastor friend with us that day though came back with some encouraging update.

He testified that the prostitute he spoke to attended his church service the following Sunday and also testified there. She also shared with him some of her life's problems which perhaps that pushed her into the lifestyle, so he was able to also ask members of his church to assist her wherever they could.

I was surprised with his testimony though, because after the prostitutes left us, I thought that was likely the end of it, as I didn't expect any of them to take our preaching seriously, but that suggested why we need to preach the Gospel to them regardless, because one never knows.

That could be the reason they come to know Jesus, the only Man who could fill the void in their hearts.

God bless.