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PoliticsRe: Edo APC Primary Produces 2 Candidates by VULCAN(m): 12:04am On Feb 18, 2024
Insanity is creeping close to this one.

He sees and hears things.

Labour Party Logo will be the last thing he sees before the madness takes him under

Think9ja:
Thunder fire LP, it's presidential candidate and all it's allies
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Speaks Up Against Pastor Adeboye by VULCAN(m): 11:36pm On Feb 17, 2024
What did you say when your beloved party instructed it's thugs to beat Igbos who came out to vote.

That you are articulate does not exempt you from being a hypocrite!!


EmperorCaesar:
I swear, at this rate, I really wish u guys can just go your own way

I understand the normal tribal bashing and all but its becoming disgusting when an average Igbo man sees everything thru a tribal lens

U cant just address the issue on ground in relations to the man, u just mentioned the tribal straightup

If this is how the Igbos think, na to dey withdraw from most of my Igbos friends offline o....cause you wil be more terrible than the socalled racists
CrimeRe: Househelp Arrested For Stealing Employer’s $51,000 After 3 Days Of Employment by VULCAN(m): 10:19am On Feb 17, 2024
Too many poverty minded people on Nairaland.

How much is $50k that people keep shouting why should someone keep it at home?

Money that can't buy a Prado Jeep.
Foreign AffairsRe: Judge Orders Trump To Pay $364 Million, Strips Business Licenses by VULCAN(m):
I have learnt so much from Trump.

He is like The Rhino in the comic books.

He just keeps blasting through opposition.

It's an admirable quality. To just keep going regardless of the gang ups and conspiracies against you.
Car TalkRe: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by VULCAN(m): 10:05pm On Feb 16, 2024
I just pictures you collapsing in the dock as the Judge pronounces you guilty of Murder.

By that time all your muscles will have evaporates after 2 years in prison awaiting trial.

Your poor mother will be crying but there's nothing she can do.

The Prison officers are used to people collapsing so two of them will carry you out into the Black Maria.

That will be the End of the Road for a noise alert who thought the best way to resolve issues is with physical violence.

It's your mum I pity.

I hope she has other sons to hold onto

Sucre6:
See finish no good, same reason I relate with my neighbors on superficial level and they gimme my respect 100%, my intimidating muscular stature alone would make anyone think twice before acting laidat to me, it wasn't written, and it's instalmental, I have refunded all the money to you, what else do you want, dem no born that basstard well. I will beat you up, personally, use area boys to make life miserable for you as in they will be chasing you anytime you coming back from work and going to work,

I no get time to report to police, but believe me, this matter too small for me to handle. Them no born am well.
SportsRe: "Ballers Off Duty": Nigeria Female Basketball Players Cool Off (pix) by VULCAN(m): 9:50pm On Feb 16, 2024
Nigeria DOES NOT have the most beautiful women in Africa. Arguably or Not.

That's a fallacy.

We may be somewhere in the bottom half of the Top 10

Rwanda, Somalia, Mauritius and SA have a much higher percentage of stunning women than Nigeria.



Goalnaldo:
Are you sure these are Nigerians? They are so cute 🥰

Modified; I'm not disrespectful towards Nigeria as we arguably have the most beautiful women in Africa, I'm just surprised because most women who represents us in sports are usually not as attractive as those I'm seeing there.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza War: IDF Uncovers Double Life Of Al-jazeera's Journalist, Muhammad Wishah by VULCAN(m): 9:34pm On Feb 16, 2024
Spend 10 minutes on Google and you will find out that Al Jazeera is owned by Qatar and Qatar is one of the major sponsors of Hamas.

All the 4 top leaders of Hamas live in luxury in Qatar.

They are all Billionaires with Palestinian aid money.

Since 1993, Palestine has received over $60 billion worth of Aid.

That money was shared between Palestinian leaders pockets, Weapons and Tunnels.

eepeepook:
Undercover journalism. Let’s hear what his employers have to say. There was no way they won’t know of it if true.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza War: IDF Uncovers Double Life Of Al-jazeera's Journalist, Muhammad Wishah by VULCAN(m): 9:30pm On Feb 16, 2024
What a useless and weak response to the headline news.

Is this your pathetic attempt to distract us from the deceitfulness of this fellow.

A journalist by day and a terrorist by night.

Shame on you Terrorist Sympathizer


Imka:
The Israeli government gave me a budget,” the retired brigadier general confessed, “and the military government gives to the mosques.”

“Hamas, to my great regret, is Israel’s creation,” Avner Cohen, a former Israeli religious affairs official who worked in Gaza for more than two decades, told the Wall Street Journal in 2009. Back in the mid-1980s, Cohen even wrote an official report to his superiors warning them not to play divide-and-rule in the Occupied Territories, by backing Palestinian Islamists against Palestinian secularists.
HealthRe: Help! My Life Is Being Ruined At The Moment by VULCAN(m): 4:23pm On Feb 16, 2024
You are no better than him.

He insulted a tribe and you did too.

Both of you are on the same level.

Both bigots.

Stop deceiving yourself that you are better person than he is.

Ategberoson:
You Igbo are always finding every derogatory words just to bring down a Yoruba nation but you will fail as you've continue to fail


You Igbo that love killing yourself for one illusion Biafra don't even have the mouth to be abusing people in this age and time some supposed matured believed virgins need to be killed to pacify their gods to get Biafra



You people stupidity should be make a research on, I mean gross stupidity
PoliticsRe: Osagie Ize-Iyamu Withdraws From Edo Governorship Race by VULCAN(m): 2:55pm On Feb 16, 2024
Serve Who exactly?

Pls make yourself clear

emkz:
I suspect he may be made a minister or an ambassador.

Either way, he'd still find a way to serve.

Nlfpmod
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Tungan Madaki, Donates N2m For Healthcare - Aisha Yesufu by VULCAN(m): 1:02pm On Feb 16, 2024
Considering you are still in your parents house you aren't old enough to know Peter Obi before 2019 when he contested under PDP

Long before you were still buying biscuit as you walked to primary school- this man has been donating to causes all over the country.

That you are an ignorant person is obvious to anyone that reads your posts.

And that the Urchnns here like your posts whenever you attack Obi does not imply that you make sense then.

I doubt you can initiate and sustain a logical argument.


EreluRoz:
He's a fake man, I can see through him. If all these he's recently doing are genuine I wouldn't have problems with him but he appears so fake
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Special Forces Raid Nasser Hospital In Gaza by VULCAN(m): 10:34am On Feb 16, 2024
It will be senseless to those who are Terrorist Sympathizers.

To the rest of us we wish the IDF success in their attempts to permanently cripple Hamas.

It won't be easy but they are determined so there will be no relenting.

For the uninformed, Palestinians VOTED for Hamas in the election in 2005 despite the presence of other more moderate parties that were interested in seeking peace with Israel.

Palestinians must live with the consequences of choosing hate over prosperity.

Since 1993, they have received over $60billion in Aid.

Their leaders pocketed most of the money and used the rest to buy weapons and build tunnels.

They hate development.

Fineman2:
Another senseless killing of innocent Palestinians by Israel
FamilyRe: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by VULCAN(m): 10:08am On Feb 16, 2024
I estimate you to be 24 or less.

At that age you think you know everything.

You believe you are wiser than all those who are older than you.

Lol

The days are soon coming when you will realise that the entire body of knowledge you have cannot even begin to resolve the issues of your life.

I can tell that you first heard the word simp on Nairaland not long ago and haven't bothered to research beyond a few kid's description of what the word means.

I know you have not read any of Ubunja's Miseducations otherwise you may have risen above your childish understanding of what a simp is.

For avoidance of doubt, a simp is a man who is unaware that he is being completely manipulated by the women in his life- whether Mother, Wife, Sister or Daughter.

A simp is unaware that the female gender are the most manipulative creature that God ever made with the possible exception of the Cat.

A simp has no means to ward off manipulation for he isn't even aware it is happening.

A simp is not a man who commends his wife for prudently managing resources in the midst of the greatest hardship Nigerians have ever experienced in our history.

Despite claims to the contrary, women are not automatically wise and prudent allocators of resources.

They are prone to social pressure, comparisons and low self esteem which leads them to buy expensive things in attempts to boost their poor self image.

A good manager of resources should be commended- regardless of their gender.

Reading your write up I can also tell you are unmarried.

Don't ask me how I know.

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡
HealthRe: Here Is Why Nigeria Is Experiencing Such Extreme Heat These Days by VULCAN(m): 8:10am On Feb 16, 2024
I avoided this thread since I saw it yesterday because I KNEW that it would not be able to identify what is causing the problem.

It's guessed it's just a clickbait title.

I decided to confirm my assertion now and I was proven correct.

Just generic drivel.

No plausible answer to why we have been boiling for 3 weeks now
PoliticsRe: CBN Discontinues Payment Of BTA/PTA In Cash by VULCAN(m): 12:43am On Feb 16, 2024
I was young

Now I am old

It is my understanding that you congratukate a Winner.

Not someone who made an attempt.

Yemi Cardos has so far failed in his primary responsibility as a CBN governor.

If he suceeds tmrw then we should clap for him.

For now all his actions are impotent

EponObi:
One thing you can't deny is that Yemi Cardoso is a breath of fresh air at the central bank. Calm, smart, strategic, precise, and BOLD!

I remember Ewelele doing gidigbo on national tv with abokiFX when he made that silly "You to fight? Come out and fight" statement or close.

This is Yemi fighting the same battle without noise. Respect a beg! ☺️
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Son-in-law Ojo As Managing Director Of FHA by VULCAN(m):
What sort of rubbish is this?

Is Tinubu of today different from the Tinubu of before in terms of giving appointments to family?

Oh I responded before I realised it was you.

I wouldn't have bothered if I had noticed as there is never any sensible thought that we receive from you

EreluRoz:
He's following Buhari s footsteps, very sad.


I believe people around him don't wish him well
FoodRe: Grains Dealers Slash Prices In Kano by VULCAN(m): 7:32pm On Feb 15, 2024
Once a Zombie always a zombie.

Something cost N5 under PDP then it rose to N50 under APC then traders decided to sell it for N45 (probably below cost price) due to low patronage and a Zombie is commending them.

No wonder you can't see a Zombie showing any form of intelligence in any movie.

They have none
FoodRe: Hardship: FG Moves To Regulate Food Prices by VULCAN(m): 11:32pm On Feb 14, 2024
This statement deserves you a statue in Imo State.

I won't forget it

insidelife22:
Everyday they move, but they are stuck in the same place.
PoliticsRe: #LiberalizeGunEights: Polls Reveal Nigerians Yearn For Gun Legalization - SR by VULCAN(m): 9:19pm On Feb 14, 2024
In a country of 200m people you took a derby sample with a size of 325.

What lazy work
PoliticsRe: IMF Confirms Return Of Petrol Subsidy Under Tinubu - Daily Trust by VULCAN(m): 3:04pm On Feb 14, 2024
You answered a question you were never asked.

The question he asked was not "why can't we build NEW refineries".

The question was what stops us from having functional refineries.

Perhaps you are unaware we have 4 refineries already that have been systematically sabotaged over the decades.

Perhaps you can attempt to answer his question now with this new piece of Information you didn't seem to have before.

mrvitalis:
Because fuel is to cheap in Nigeria so the profit margins makes the business of building n refining crude unattractive to investors
TravelRe: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by VULCAN(m):
Stop being lazy.

At least make enquiries about what is going on before giving expired advice.

Farming is such a dangerous occupation nowadays.

I buy a lot of produce from the North and each month the stories keep getting worse.

The bandits and herdsmen are killing, maiming and raping their way through most farms.

And it's not just the North. They are hitting the East and SW also. It's an open secret.

So your advice is meaningless unless his home town is Ikorodu or some other urban area.

nstore:
Japa! to your home town and start a farming business.. There's hunger in the land..

In the U.S., small farms are considered the backbone of the agricultural industry, with 97 percent of all U.S. farms being family-owned...

Many 'silent' farmers who are millionaires and billionaires out there.. Go do your research...
AgricultureRe: Famine Looms As Sokoto Traders Flood Niger Republic’s Markets With Local Rice by VULCAN(m): 2:41pm On Feb 14, 2024
At the end of it this fellow is just plenty hot air.

I kept reading thinking he was going to reveal what he expected Nigerians to do.

I kept reading till I got to the end.

The best I could make out was that he expected the man who came to buy cement to beat him up and drop 10k per bag and make off with the 10 bags.

A write up full of hot air but no sense

Tonididdyx:
Lol... As usual, complain and keep buying. Even if the rice na 50% stone 50% grains... Nigerians will buy it, while the leaders import theirs.
... This suffering has NO SOLUTION until we do the bloody neccesities.
The country should be SHUTDOWN and a REBOOTH demanded!


I was chilling at my tenants cement shop yesterday for some hours while he went to supply.
A customer came and said he wanted cement, ( in my heart I wanted to confirm truly how stupid Nigerians are), I boldly bluntly told him 12k per bag (against the current 10k it's currently sold at).
Lo and behold after murmuring some stupid word like ya'all do online. He requested for 10bags.

I went into my componud to drive out my car and supplied him myself. He was like "ah this fine car for cement, I replied my boys carry cememt motor go supply... You nor fit wait!

My tenant returned, I transfer him 100k and chuckin 20k.


.... It's at this point I concluded of the stupidity of many Nigerians.

modified : I don't have energy to reply the mentions coming at my post. I cannot justify my action, positively,
I just want people to have an idea where the problem of the country lies.

Prices will keep rising cause all we do is complain, no actions... Even the meekest of actions like a simple boycott
You see that 12k per bag.... It will happen and people will still buy!
TravelRe: Passengers Disrupt Dana Airline’s Operations Over Delay, Cancelation by VULCAN(m):
But you are free to rain insults on Peter Obi anytime you like.

Useless Hypocrite.

Are your previous posts not what we have been reading?

Mtscheww

Tinubu your god will watch you die of hunger and he won't lift a finger.

Dumbo

cpu2006:
you have good point but, calling Tinubu IDIOT shows that you lack home training. you r a disgrace to your family and tribe. fool
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Dapo Abiodun, Aigboje Aig-Imokhuede Visit Late Herbert Wigwe’s Parents by VULCAN(m): 1:58am On Feb 13, 2024
It seems you are intoxicated.

Everybody in the world has heard that Wigwe died with his wife and Son and you are here saying he died with his brother.

Bros. Step down on that stuff.



MasterTeeUSA:
So Herbert and Chizoba are brothers....One was the former Chairman of our Stock Exchange and the other one Head of Access Holdings...both of them in Finance in Nigeria...Oga o...Losing 2 children and 1 grandchild in 1 day. May God help us all.
HealthRe: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by VULCAN(m): 2:25pm On Feb 12, 2024
Is it a groan of ecstasy or a groan of pain?
PoliticsRe: Obi Offers Words Of Encouragement To Nigerians While Congratulating Ivory Coast by VULCAN(m): 2:02pm On Feb 12, 2024
Hahaha

I know this will be difficult for you to understand as someone who sounds like they are unlikely to be able to identify brilliant military or political strategy when it lies before them but please try and follow along.

Tinubu remains the most strategic Nigerian politician that has ever lived. Smart people study him as there is a lot to learn regardless of the fact that he will never do anything for the good of the masses. Yet, there is still much to glean from his campaigns of brilliance.

There were only ever 3 candidates in this past Presidential election. Kwankwanso operated completely from delusions of grandeur and none of the 3 major gladiators took him seriously. He hardly bothered to campaign outside his stronghold but keep beating his chest that he was a Contender. We all saw where that ended up. Lol.

Igbos are the second largest ethnic group in Nigeria. Some will argue that blindly so just just ask them who are the second largest ethnic group in any of the following states.

Lagos
Rivers
Abuja
Kano
Cross River
Plateau
Delta

And this goes on for almost ALL the states in Nigeria. After the indigenous people, the Igbo almost always follow suit. They find it easy to assimilate into other people's states. Whether the indigenes are Hausa, Yoruba or Tiv it matters not.

Just know that there are many Igbos in that state that speak the native language just as well as the indigenes.

Do the numbers.

This is part of the reason why the PDP has NEVER had a problem meeting the spread requirement at every Presidential election. The Igbos took PDP as the National party of choice but while at a state level, States like Anambra would give APGA the state votes while eschewing APGA at the National level.

But something happened that went under the radar of most politicians.

Peter Obi visited the Platform many years back and spoke about his time as a governor. That video went viral among a young demographic that found it almost unbelievable that a Nigerian politician would be able to stand up and spit out dates, events and figures of occurrences when he chose to drastically cut the cost of governance amd refused to take home spoils of office like his contemporaries. There isn't anybody who is not a tribalist that watched any of his visits to the platform on YouTube that didn't wonder. "Why can't a man like this become our President"

Nobody knew back then that an opening would eventually merge for him.

I personally had seen him at airports in Nigeria during his governorship. He was always standing or walking alone and would wheel his luggage himself. I would wonder why he did that but as that was all I knew of him then, I would quickly forget and move on.

Let me stop here as this has gotten longer than I thought and I have other things to do. I will return to this later in the day.



Adamux:
The President you ordered for? If you say Tinubu rigged elections, did Atiku also rig?

Why are you not saying Atiku is your President since he came second and way ahead of Obi?
BusinessRe: Herbert Wigwe Family Photo by VULCAN(m): 12:34pm On Feb 12, 2024
Wow. The Anger is Real.

Do you also exhibit this anger at Muslims who condole the families of the dead or you just reserve the vitriol for the Religion that will not kill you for blasphemy?

I ask to identify whether you are a coward

YesDaddyTill203:
Conman with another rubbish trash. Billions of people have departed and will still depart and will not follow your trash Jesus. Na only you sabi who go make heaven? Stop your nonsense trash. The majority or people on Earth don't even believe in your Jesus nonsense.
Your religious brainwashing is complete and permanent. Emancipate yourself from your mental slavery.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by VULCAN(m): 12:30pm On Feb 12, 2024
The beginning is sweet.

But when you offend her, you will experience things that you cannot explain.

And if you leave her.

Your life will take a downward spiral unless you are able to experience true deliverance. Not many do before death comes calling though.

Like I said, the beginning is always sweet when your fortune will take an upward swing. But people will later use you as an example


Maks27:
She’s a girl I love very much but our relationship hasn’t gone real far . She told me this of recent with evidence for me to know it’s real and true
What do I do?
She said I shouldn’t hurt her that things will go well for me
I need advice from Matured Nairalanders on this matter


File Photo used for Illustration
TravelRe: Aircraft Model Used By Wigwe Crashed 5 Times In 2023 by VULCAN(m): 12:21pm On Feb 12, 2024
This is a solid write up


franchasofficia:
If you are rich or successful listen to me.


Never you travel by helicopter, if you can, avoid boarding a helicopter at all cost.


And if possible reduce your traveling around to the barest minimum and employ a trusted relative or friend to act in your capacity as PA to represent you in crucial meetings that involves traveling outside the shores of your country of residence.


The richer you become in life the more risky and delicate your life becomes; what ordinary poor and average people do and getaway with will most likely send you to the great beyond and you know why?


It's because as you climb through the ladder of life, as you grow financially in life, the more your enemies and the more forces of nature align against your life, and the more negative spirits hovering the earth want to use you to show example and shock others to take some glory.


Therefore as you grow richer, reduce the risks you take with your life.


avoid frequent traveling whether by road, by sea or air, just reduce it. Don't mind those jumping around snapping luxury photos to show they are living large, you don't need to show anybody how large you are living, your investments and the lives you are touching will always suffice.


avoid staying alone if you are rich. surround yourself with enough security details whether in Nigeria or abroad, if that guy that founded GoKada surrounded himself with security aides, his useless staff wouldn't have ended his life in that gory way some years back.


forget what people will say, employ a PA, it could be a trusted family member, a friend or someone dear, but avoid being alone.


Even that Ataga of a man killed by one useless Chidinma wouldn't have died if he had surrounded himself with aides.


Even if you want to do some crucade movement as a big guy, it doesn't matter go with one or two of your trusted aides dont go alone, there is nothing new under the sun so there is nothing they will see you do that has never been done before.




Lastly, as you get richer, avoid traveling together with your wife and kids, it has never paid off, it always end in big tears, if your wife insist on doing everything together as a family in the name of love, show her the too many examples of where satan used such opportunities to showcase his existence.



I pray God protect all rich and successful men helping to lift others up, may God cancel every sudden death your way and may you always make the right decision that will not leave those that depend on you stranded in life, amen cry
TravelRe: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by VULCAN(m): 11:20am On Feb 12, 2024
Since you wish to go this route...

Tinubu is PRESENTLY killing millions.

Those that died while Obi was governor are a drop in the bucket to those that Tinubu is slated to kill.

The death toll may hit at least 5m before his 8yrs tenure is over.

By then a dollar will be N5000 and a bag of rice N350k.

One wonders what will be your fate by then as Urchnnn money will have reduced as so many hungry will be willing to work your work just for food alone.

Goodnewsforlife:
so people didn’t die when Peter obi was governor in anambra?
BusinessRe: Wigwe: US Authorities Give Reason Helicopter Crashed by VULCAN(m): 11:09am On Feb 12, 2024
Many of us would have supported you but when we remember how Erastus looted Intercontinental Bank and fled Nigeria to live in exile for years- we decline.

We remember how Erastus only came back after he had settled certain parties in Nigeria so they he would get a very soft landing.

But what we remember most is that Intercontinental is the second bank that Erastus looted and left for dead.

Go and do your research on the first one.

If those that bought Intercontinental Bank are crooks. The man, Erastus who raped her and left her for dead- is whathuh


WorldRichest:
Yes, I am disturbed by my friends who lost their jobs in Intercontinental Bank when the gang of thieves whom Ogun go soon kee all of them illegally stole the bank from the owners.

Have you forgotten that Sanusi Lamido Sanusi who was used for the illegality has been disgraced and humiliated twice ?

What about Bukola Saraki that was the thief that initiated the evil plan? He is fighting to keep his ancestral home from being pulled down in the state that he and his family once lord over.

Several others involved in that Intercontinental Bank illegality will pay dearly
TravelRe: Wigwe: No Specific Information On Helicopter Crash - Access Bank by VULCAN(m): 10:04pm On Feb 11, 2024
It's good to go straight to the point.

Your beating about the bush is irritating.

What you are attempting to imply is that Nigeria and the US are the same.

That's the essence of your argument isn't it?

"Whatever happens in Nigerian also happens in the US".

That's your message.

We have heard you.

Thanks


inoki247:
Saner Clime now people can't even get accurate information Abt the dead people and this going to like 24hrs....


When we say no system is perfect they will come for our head there are Alot of cases in this Saner clime that they haven't solved....



What happens to the official going to get the database of the helicopter company and getting the names of people who board the Copter and issue out a statement...

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