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Cosplay:
If people like you had the common sense or the decency not to make such false claims, this would be a much safer and better place. But you don't. That's why you're able to claim Clean title for a Salvaged vehicle, and accident free for a vehicle with at least 1 accident in its history. You simply do not have any of those basic human qualities.

That's why you will continue to be called out as and at when necessary. Be glad that the nuclear option wasn't chosen and you were given the chance to rectify the situation and not have to recover from what this advert would have turned into if that option was chosen.

You have at least one other advert currently running where you made similar false claims, and which I will get around to eventually, unless you beat me to it and do the right thing.

Regarding the moderators, no, chances are they don't even know the difference between a Clean Title and a Salvage one. Further, if they did, they may not even know or care enough to verify that a claim made by the lot of you middlemen is factual.

That's why it's up to you and other members in this section to have the decency not to blatantly lie or misrepresent facts.

Don't choose to align yourself with the other dishonest clown with all that drivel he posted up there. One click through his profile will reveal that he is the worst of the worst. The very kind of vehicle salesman that makes other salesmen look like filthy pigs.

You know what happens when you're in proximity to pigs. The stink finds its way onto you as well.

Be wise.

WORD!!

Eco99:
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Wat kind of nonsense is this sef
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She is 18+ she has the right to do wat ever or b wateva she wants to be

Dats y l like America

If ur 18....

U hav d right to smoke ur lungs out
U hav d right to drink yourself to death
U hav d right gamble away ur life

Technically if u ar 18+ u ar now legally qualified to b stupid...

Long live freedom..



#Eco99#

Gently read the contents of the post before you react like that. Abi you be chemical?

She was charged for broadcasting pornographic material
Quite sure there is a law against that in Uganda and the America you mentioned.
She isn't charged for fingering or "cucumbering" herself. She isn't even charged for making a video of it. Broadcasting it on social media is where the problem lies.
If you think back, you should remember that lots of people have had their sex videos leaked over the internet as an act of vengeance. They didn't get charged because it wasn't intentional on their part. But the person who leaked it got into trouble.

What she did wrong was broadcasting it. In advanced counties, you can be charged for airing explicit content without the requisite permit. Else, you do it anonymously using VPNs.

Slayer1914:
Premium Times and the Hatchet Job Against Kemi Adeosun

Once again poor and shoddy investigative journalism appears to be winning. This time the victim is Kemi Adeosun, Minister of Finance.

Premium Times a few days ago ‘broke’ news alleging that Mrs Adeosun presented a forged NYSC exemption certificate. The main evidence they had was that the certificate was signed by an NYSC DG who was no longer in office as at the date on the exemption certificate.

While it is true that the late Brigadier General Yusuf Bomoi left the NYSC in January 2009, we now know that several certificates issued after that date in 2009 still bore his signature.

Several people on social media have since shared photos of their certificates issued after January 2009 (when the late Brigadier General Yusuf Bomoi) handed over to Brigadier-General M.I. Tsiga as DG of the NYSC. Are all these certificates fake or forged as well?

The DG of the NYSC does not ‘hand-sign’ every certificate by himself, just as the CBN Governor does not physically sign every currency note. No human being can do that. The certificates are printed in bulk in advance, and then filled out with the name of the recipient and other details. Up till after Gen Bomoi left the NYSC certificates bearing his signature were being genuinely issued.

The truth, sadly, is that Premium Times has goofed again. This is not the first time they are publishing falsehood about Mrs Adeosun, falsehood for which they have never apologized, even when proved wrong. They keep allowing themselves to be used as a tool in the hands of people who want to undermine Mrs Adeosun and her work as Finance Minister.

As Mrs Adeosun’s predecessor as Finance Minister, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala wrote in her new book, ‘FIGHTING CORRUPTION IS DANGEROUS’, powerful and corrupt vested interests not only kidnapped her mother, but also made plans to physically hurt the Minister. “They asked my brother to tell me to announce on national television and radio that I was resigning from my job as Finance Minister and leaving the country.” Another time some powerful people humiliated her at the State House when she came visiting with the IMF President.

Now we are witnessing the same thing, and the victim this time is Mrs Kemi Adeosun. Corruption is fighting back, and Premium Times and other newspapers are allowing themselves to be used as tools, sadly.

Even when the NYSC issued a statement on the matter, acknowledging that the Minister indeed properly applied for an exemption, Premium Times chose a false and sensational and most unprofessional headline to report the news, alleging that the NYSC had ‘disowned’ the Minister, when what the NYSC did was the complete opposite of disowning her.

Let us avoid the rush to judgement. Mrs Adeosun is the victim of powerful enemies whose toes she has stepped upon in the battle to redeem Nigeria’s finances from the hands of ghost workers, tax evaders and other financial criminals. She will overcome, as she has always done.

Yours is as pathetic as they come.
The person you are trying to defend hasn't said a word or make any move to disprove Premium Time's allegation.
When silence on a burning issue is maintained, then rumors and half truths take center stage. Your finance minister didn't suddenly become a deaf mute. Let her and NYSC prove the news outlet wrong, then take the next step at legally punishing the paper for libel.

Nobody gives a sh!t with what you wrote here. The major gladiators have been identified. Let them slug it out. A pathetic minion such as you has no place in it.

kolawoleibukun2:
na to task Optometrists? Where is the research centers that they provided for Optometrists? Which school in Nigeria can boast of being a standard institution for educating Optometrists?
they should task themselves. what really causes blindness, na Optometrists? stop the cause of blindness and there will be no need to charge anybody. no equipment for Optometrists in government hospitals. no Optometrists has achieved any appraisal or award for excellence. but Genevieve and Aki and Pawpaw have. charge the people you give awards to provide the services you seek.
all the politicians children way school abroad none of them fit go havard cos they cannot buy their way in. they have no brains to make the score or criteria.
misplaced priorities

Thank you.
All the irresponsible govt do is just talk. Nothing else.

In this 21st century where cutting edge technology rules the world, smart and forward thinking denizens of the "giant of Africa" chose an outdated relic to lead Africa's most populous nation.
This Numbskull just lost hundreds of souls under his care in Plateau and Lagos. Yet, there he is...the chief harbinger of death and misfortune.

ChiefAzubuike:
Please you have to realize Mr Buhari is an old man and body no be firewood. He is not strong enough to leave Abuja and travel to plateau on an impromptu. Moreover he has a lot to think about and sort out from his busy schedule. The man can not come and kill himself because if these never satisfied Nigerians. He didn't even beg them to vote him in the first place.

Your stupidity seem to be limitless.
I don't think I've ever read anywhere this entity made a half sensible comment.

Half way into 2018, and after scores of thousands of deaths, Audu Ogbeh just realized that open grazing, in his words "are no longer viable" oponu.
That is the relic that a prehistoric president appointed as the minister of agriculture.

Halfway into 2018, and agriculture minister just realized that the open grazing he and his principal had thrown all their support on was discontinued in USA because it was counter productive as far back at the 19th century!
Now, he and his government have insisted on spoon feeding cattle owners by building ranches. These are private businesses o!
Its all right. If government is investing NGN179 billion into building ranches, what is the projected revenue it hopes to realize from that huge capital outlay?
Oh, I forgot...they are merely making cash gifts to cattle owners and herdsmen, and the rest of the money will line the pockets of the anointed few in this administration.
In 5 years time, there'll be nothing to show for it, and we would all forget the tongue in cheek service Bubu and his henchmen embarked on to end herdsmen/farmers clashes.

They aren't seizing lands for it. So whose lands are the ranches going to sit on? In a few decades, the indigenes will be fighting the herdsmen who would then claim the lands and adjoining areas belonged to their ancestors. It always happen that way.

Irresponsible, blood sucking, demonic government.

Now, this is a national calamity.

For those of you who love palm wine, you can't help but agree with me. Quality palm wine is getting more scarce as the years go by. The skill of palm wine tapping is getting eroded as upcoming generations are not so interested in it! This has led to premium wine becoming expensive.

I join the family of this man to mourn this tragic loss. E pain me gààn! I also ask PMB to confer him with a posthumous GCFR award. This palmwine merchant's popularity didn't come easy. Palm wine is the drink of the gods, and its merchants are intermediaries between we mortals and the spiritual realm.

Rest in peace, Oshe!

Pavore9.....the topic on this thread is different from what it said on the front page. The two convey different messages.
On the front page, it was talking about the fruits. What the poster was trying to talk about was the grafting process itself, and why most people haven't gone that route yet, not just the fruits from it.

When this news broke, some people said its the Yoruba Moslems that will get nonstop orgasm over the development.

They were absolutely right. This Ishaq guy must be running all over town with a huge erectn by now.

Evablizin:
Nice one,they deserve the arrest. That outfit above is illegal.



Register here,if you agree with me......

I blame the idiot blogger who posted those pictures up there for your comment.
I also blame you, because it seem you didn't read where the victim said she was wearing a T-shirt and shorts.

That picture up there was just to exaggerate the report.

Ekiti360:
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According to her, the reasons for asylum by the Nigerians were not genuine as “some who are from the East and West are saying they are running away from Boko Haram while some others say they are gays and were having challenges expressing themselves in Nigeria.”

Someone should tell the German authorities that BH is no longer confined to the northeast. Courtesy of their grand patron and spiritual leader, PMB, they have migrated to every part of the country, and are patiently waiting for his order to unleash mayhem. Especially if the next election doesn't go his way.
They disguise as herdsmen nowadays (in rural communities) and mai shayi, mai suya, mai shoe shiner and mai bambiallah in towns and cities.

So, if an Okoro or Ajayi claimed asylum due to BH menace, kindly treat their application with some credibility. Not easy to survive in Naija anymore. Each day is a warfare.
As for those who seek asylum based on claims of being gay, I don't knw what to say

Lesgupnigeria:
Thanks for the intelligent questions
Like I stated earlier on my threads, the demand is high and I still stay by that.
This year alone, about 1500 tons were sold by us and we still have about 900 tons we could not meet.

First, you need to understand that ogbomoso cashew is the best and buyers troop in from all over the world to buy compare to other regions who produces cashewnut.
We also made buying contract arrangement with these foreign buyers.
Most farmers even come from other regions to ogbomoso to sell.

Secondly,most cashew traders buys from farmers or buying agents and sell to big NIgerian cashew wholesalers, in this scenario, you are bound to be affected.
if the cashew wholesalers do not buy,then you are in trouble, you have to use other means to sell your nuts.
This is how most cashew traders operate which is why you see threads with "I have x tons of cashewnut for sale"

OK. Thanks for the explanation. Much appreciated.

Funny he never remembered that it was mostly the youths that voted for him in 2015. The senile old goat suddenly realized that another election is near, right?

All he wants is to bask on the trappings of power for another term. He knows absolutely zilch what right thing to do with it.

When an uninformed illiterate from the dark recesses of the backward north manages to come into power, what innovative difference do you hope he can achieve?

Bubu is a classic example of "power miss road"

Lesgupnigeria:
Although ogbomoso produce the best cashew nut in the world,and command a premium price in the cashewnut market;
Nevertheless,ogbomoso is not the only place where cashew is being produce in Nigeria and I am not saying you should buy or farm cashew only in ogbomoso.

Cashew are being produce in ogun,nassarawa,abuja,kogi etc but the purpose of this thread is to provide real time information on where you can get the best, or farm the best nuts.

The general condition in ogbomoso is still favorable to cashew nut than any other place; from the cheaper farmland, to the weather condition to the good quality local seeds etc.

I hope you get my drift.

A honest observation here, bro.

Despite the claims that the demand for cashew nut is high, why is it that many folks keep advertising cashew nuts for sale on almost every cashew thread?
Take for instance, the person you quoted above, who is looking for buyer for 500 tons!

I'm seeking your honest opinion. Not being cynical.

Jakumo:
Ladies and mantle-pieces please look at this probable affair objectively. Tiwa Savage is 11 years older than Wizkid, yet there is a spark between the two performers, and MAYBE, just maybe, they have indeed been playing "hide the trouser-trout" whilst offstage.

Why is it so shocking that a confident female singer who takes good care of her body, happens to enjoy flirting with a younger male performer on stage, with possible "friendship benefits" also being secretly enjoyed in a most scandalous and shocking manner, when privacy is possible ?

If a MALE performer is observed in the company of scantily-clad women TWENTY years his junior, the man would be hailed as an accomplished Casanova with great taste in women, and youthful bedroom vigor that belies his age. Yet, when the genders are reversed, the usual mobs of frowning, finger-wagging prudes are out in full cry, scolding the star-crossed lovers for the grievous sin they are accused of having committed in the privacy of their love-nest.

Personally, I haven't ever dated a mother of children, for several reasons, but if Wizkid is up to the task, then hey, more power to the brother. Whether or not the rumors are true that Wizkid is feverishly humping someone's mom, who is more than a decade his senior, there is still no basis for the sort of judgmental condemnation that has been expressed by more than a few "overly concerned" commentators on this subject.

As the old Chinese saying goes " If you see something novel, then simply look away, and the novelty will vanish."

Preach, bro!

Notice how many guys here are of the opinion that the girl in question is "normal" and she was born that way, and she couldn't be changed...?
I bet, if it were to be a male, none would see it that way. I've long realized that straight guys get turned on by lesbians, but get revolted by gay males. I can identify with that too.

Such a case needs delicate intervention. You talking about "beating" it out of her is the wrong route. Also realize that a lot of females pass through a transient lesbian stage. It is quite common. It is usually borne out of curiousity, especially when the parents are very strict about their female kids mixing with males who are not related.
There was the red flags when you've observed her frequently watching lesbian porns, but you didn't feel much concern. Why is that? I'm very sure that if it were your brother who is fond of gay porn, you would have raised an alarm long ago.
How you guys handle her at this stage would make or break her. You can't get much success by forcing or punishing her. It requires a lot of love and understanding...and lots of heart to heart discussions.

owukpa:
Harvest of deaths! How Benue State is bleeding under Ortom

Source: http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/08/harvest-of-deaths-how-benue-state-is.html

That was a mischievous remark: bleeding under Ortom.

Yes, Ortom is the governor of Benue. But we all know that he (and every governor for that matter) is powerless to act or confront armed killers because every armed security force is directly under the control of the president.
The security lapses and deaths recorded in Benue and other states in the middle belt are directly due to the shortcomings in our political set up and the president's incompetence.
Moves to set up armed vigilantes by states are deemed illegal. The next option is to adopt the setting up of state police. There are certain demerits to this latter suggestion, I must admit. No doubt that state governors will use them as his personal army to torment perceived opponents.

kiddoiLL:
I'm sure he doesn't care what that is. As whites he'll just be glad and will forever cherish it knowing it was given to him as a sign of love n respect after he ended his career playing his last Atletico's match against Nigeria. All they care bout is the heart with you show them love. so I also don't care what that is.
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Modified: For those of you quoting me and saying stop seeing whites as this and that, drop that stupidity of yours. Nobody is worshipping whites here. While the poster above asked what the heck that is, I made my comment cus of that. That's the one thing that'll continue to kill you black folks. Most of y'all complaining and saying trash, If it's not money, houses or cars, then it's not a gift to you Nigerians. Which is the big difference I pointed out, Torres probably doesn't care what the heck it is, these folks appreciate art and they appreciate kind gestures shown to em, something most of y'all need to learn to do

Thank you for a reasonable comment.
When I saw the first few posts on this thread, I was chagrined.
You shouldn't have bothered to justify your comments here. This forum is filled with id!ots.

madridguy:
I think this is one of the reason the FG should start controlling the media. How could someone take a picture of other and paste online for the whole world to see. To me, this is high level of wickedness against the man.

Though am not in support of the officer's action especially with uniform but the people behind this wicked act should have put into consideration the negative effect of posting the picture online for the world to see.

This picture will hunt this man and his family forever.

This can lead to divorce between him and wife and also scattered his family.

This can cost him his job and hinder his promotion.

Lastly, it's a big slap on Nigeria Police.

I hope when the policeman set for return match with whomever that released his picture for the world to see the culprit won't be crying foul.

See talk.
He got drunk in public, while in uniform. He is a public servant.
Stop thinking in terms of repercussions, and put things in their right perspective.

CAPSLOCKED:

[s]ONE THING IS THAT THESE ARE LEGENDS.
ANOTHER THING IS THAT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MENTAL DISORDER[/s].

And what makes you think I give a flyin fvck about your own mental disorder?
Since it looks like an achievement to you, then go surrender your scrawny ass to get drilled by a gay mutherfcker, you cretin!

Legends my arse.

Some dumbass troglodytes craving for attention

Beckham actually allowed himself to get kissed on the mouth by Elton John? Yuck!!

Same mouth and lips that gets curled around his "husband" Furnish shaft?
Same mouth he uses to give Furnish a rim job??

I just lost my appetite. Beckham, you're no longer welcome in my house. Wouldn't give you a handshake anymore, much less a bro hug!

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Elbinawi:
Saudi-sponsored Shia Genocide in Africa:

The Saudi-sponsored #ShiaGenocide in Africa was intended to include countries bordering Nigeria. The Saudi regime paid millions of dollars to the governments of Niger, Chad and Cameroon to massacre members of the Islamic Movement under the leadership of Sheikh Ibraheem Zakzaky.

These African countries collected Saudi petro-dollar but refused to kill a single Shia Muslim. Only in Niger Republic some members of the Islamic Movement were arrested and later released to please the bloodthirsty Saudi savages.

Today one-third of Muslims in Chad are Shia Muslims. Shia Islam is growing in Black Africa despite the Saudi-sponsored genocide and threat of murderous Wahhabi terrorism.

But in Nigeria, President Buhari brutally murdered 1000+ Shia children, women and men in Zaria in December 2015 and wickedly dumped their dead bodies in mass graves at night to bury the evidences. #ZariaGenocide

Recently, the Saudi crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, boasted in an interview with American Times that they are behind the Zaria genocide and the illegal detention of sheikh Ibraheem Zakzaky.

Not all African leaders are as wicked and useless like the wicked mass murderer Nigerian tyrant Buhari. They collected Saudi petro-dollar but refused to massacre their citizens.

#FreeZakzaky
#GodProtectZakzaky

#ElbinawiTweets

Emmm....before you call me a bigot or a zombie or whatever colorful description you fancy, I need to tell you beforehand that I don't support PMB's administration.
I'm just wondering where you got these information in your post.
See the ones in bold? Would be helpful if you can provide credible sources for them. That's some big allegations.

IbnAbdullah1:
O God make President Buhari hale and healthy for him to continue to rule us.And when he becomes president God willing, let me see how you can survive the hatred you keep venting everywhere .
Even when the topic is different some of you just won't hide your stupid hatred for nothing sake.
I just hope some of you won't die of heart attack when he returns as the presisent for the second time

You're right, man.
The topic is different, but the issue is totally similar. It is about what is seen as unfair occupation and oppression of the Palestinians by the Israelis, right?

Well, if the treatment of the native people in the middle belt by the invading Fulani terrorists is seen as not fair, what other argument are you making?

Moreover, Turkey's president is calling on OIC to form a sort of coalition to tackle Israel. With PMB there, I'm quite certain he will be willing to throw in his support. That's his prerogative as president. What you should ask is, is it wise for Nigeria to get involved in such conflict in d middle East when it doesn't have a clue about resolving its own domestic security issues?

FriendNG:
Shut up hypocrite which peace. You occupy people land, been kiling them for 70 years and you want peace to be discussed. For how many years will UN be talking peace with that useless country.

See who is taking paracetamol for other's headache.
Have you vigorously protested against Fulani occupation of other people's land in the middle belt, and the countless number of indigenous people they have killed so far?

You are thanking God that Nigeria is a member of OIC.
The Nigeria that has not been able to secure her own people within its borders is what you're expecting to join up and go fight a middle eastern country?
Chei....pls go and take your anti dementia meds.

edwardACTIVIST:
How much were you paid to defend the IGP?

Obviously, you didn't read through the entire article to know what Ozekhome had to say.
He wasn't defending your IG. Contrary to that, he was trying to show proof that the video the NPF produced as the original, untampered version was a fake.

Go back and read it again, especially the concluding portion, if you still have doubts.

spyder880:
Due to the shape of this land, we are reserving some plots at the upper left corner, plus plots 48 and 50 as estate service plots, while the rest are for sale.

Ok, its here at last.

Been looking at the survey plan.
There's this way its made that doesn't appear quite kosher.
Consider this: if you're living in plot 49, 76 or any of the adjoining plots, you would have to drive down (or walk) from the entrance to the end of the road to make a left turn, then go back down....that's cumbersome, isn't it? I think a road should be around the point where plots 60 to 63 are located.
Just an observation.

Jakumo:
Before expressing outrage over these cowboys drinking milk directly from its source, remember that almost every human being alive consumes cow milk regularly in some form, even as adults. It is only the MANNER of consumption that is causing raised eyebrows in this instance.

These young men live on the open range, with no place to call home, so, when they need nutrition, it is only natural for them to get their milk from their very own vending machine - the cow's udder.

I wouldn't try this stunt myself, because with my luck the cow would kick my cranium with enough force to render me a vegetable for 7 years, BUT, the Masai of Kenya, for example, drink not only milk from cow udders, but cow BLOOD, which they harvest by stabbing the cow in the neck with a sharp arrow, and tapping off the blood into cups for consumption, leaving the cow completely unharmed by the tiny wound thus created.

So before you turn your nose up at the spectacle of men drinking directly from a cow, just remember that you drink that very same milk regularly, every day, and if you are a man, you probably eat your wife or girlfriend's poon-tang as well, in the privacy of your home, which is an act that might shock many observers, if they could see you in action.

Jakumo!

You're in your element today.
There's a reason I follow you in this forum.