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Warmis:
I work with Customs and Customs can only take responsibility for what happens to you on duty not outside Ūя̲̅ duty post... And the time was christmass break, I went 2 my state for Christmass.. Off duty.... PLS Help me withn the email of Nairaland Tech... I don't have I will send to them if I get thanks

That was so unfortunate.
The e-Helpers Network email is ehelpersnetwork@gmail.com
I think I recall reading somewhere that they stopped taking donations for medical cases. Give it a shot, though.

That was a gruesome experience you've been through. Sure this kind of surgery isn't undertaken in Nigeria?
I feel your plight, man. At the same time I'm asking myself such questions like, what about the technician/mechanic whose careless could have caused this? Is he not liable in any way?
What has been the response and/or position of your employer, the paramilitary agency you mentioned? Is there sort of a medical insurance attached with your job?
Perhaps you can send a mail to nairaland's TeHN.

If every sort of makeup were to vanish from the face of the earth, there's going to be fewer marriages and a lot more divorces.
Scrape away the paintings from the bride's face, and even the hubby will look pissed at her....except she has other redeemable qualities apart from artificial good looks.

@Pavore9: Since that time you mentioned that the guy uses NPK fertilizer for his hydroponic solution, I have been searching online for more info.
I came across this video on youtube where a farmer gave a clear illustration of how he mixes his fertilizer to get the ideal solution for different crops. Watch the youtube video below:

Quite interesting. Here's the link:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYv9iu2NI3M

Anyone who believes this piece of crap u just posted should be soaked in cold water n flogged with a superior Hausa koboko.

And for spending unproductive time to post this crap, I suggest you voluntarily check yourself into yaba left.

Help u beg her?
I think you have enough evidence to begin an investigation with. I suggest you take the case to EFCC. Believe me, things will start happening immediately.

Enough of this impunity. Nigerians seem to be hell bent on undermining each other. Haba!

Impress her by memorising her bank account number. She won't get pissed at u over minor stuff like this. Works like magic!

Die hards.

They have executed step one...and that's the easy part.
Step two is for them to get the Ransome, and step three is to escape and squander the loot.

Let the count begin.
Nigeria Police Force 0 : 1 Kidnappers

Hope the NPF rise up to the occasion. The usual excuse of no fuel to power their vehicles won't wash this time.
Fuel dey, money dey. Let the games begin.
I pray the poor woman is rescued or released unharmed.

I feel your pains.

Here's a link that would greatly help: https://www.nairaland.com/2546963/how-people-react-when-post

Wow.
My sister will laugh with so much glee when she sees this picture.
For a long time, she absolutely refused to buy foodstuffs that's been blended or ground. She prefers we buy them fresh or dried, and do the blending at home.
Her reason? That ground stuff like pepper, egusi and even palm oil are mixed with substances to give them volume and increase the profit for their vendors.
Who knows how toxic whatever stuff they are mixing with these foods is to the human body.

That they are confident enough to do this in full glare of the public speak volumes about the kind of society we live in.

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove

powerfulsettingz:
This only happens in banana Republic

Where exactly is the banana republic you referred to?
I am pretty certain none of those bill boards are located in Naija

Nice to see that some churches still do have a sense of humor.

Now, this unfortunate news just made me lose my appetite. Can't even begin to imagine the horror that infant passed through before his death.

Heartbroken.

If that is actually the FIRST Yoruba Bible printed, then it is poorly secured.
First printed editions of valuable books such as this are a collector's item. This book is priceless! People who collect books should know this, and they are willing to pay obscene amounts of money for such.

Won't be a surprise if the book disappears. That wooden shack wouldn't present much of a challenge to an armature thief.
Or, is it being guarded by black magic?

@ Pavore9: Still waiting for your feedback on the NPK mix ratio. You are doing a great job!
Just saw your new thread "Wow Pictures of Agriculture". Those pictures are simply delicious.

Pavore9:
Ok, l will call him up over the weekend for detailed explanation on the mixture.

Bless you, bro!

Pavore9:
@bolayei, based on the chat l had with this Kenyan guy in the Picture, who runs an NGO that trains farmers for FREE on Hydroponics, he said what he uses as Nutrients for the lettuce in the pictures is just the regular NPK Fertilizer.

Interesting!
Been thinking one needs a mixture of chemicals which would be difficult to source locally.
Hope I won't be asking for too much if you could get him to give you more info on how he mixed it, what ratio of water to fertilizer is suitable etc.
Perhaps there are other additives he didn't mention? Could you inquire, and share your findings with us, please?

Well, permit them to have a feel of what they couldn't hope to get in their lifetime

Statue looks so life like

Perhaps he was safe keeping it for Nigerians, because he had said several times that he doesn't like money

But Amaechi doesn't like money....?
They need to make a thorough investigation as to the owner of that account. I doubt it belongs to that jonse man.
Amaechi has said that he has a phobia for money. The sight of money makes him throw up

Well, I believe only one black sheep is permitted per family. Charly boy's daughter has occupied that slot. So, this son of his is off that hook.

"Every suspicious looking package"

Now, chicks who prance about with padded yansh and breasts are in for a tough time.

State of the nation. Almost everything is in a state of collapse.

Somebody kindly explain to me the sort of choke hold this Julius Berger has on our government. They keep on churning out substandard work across the country, and yet, no one has shown them the red card...

Na so their jazz strong reach?

Huh.

Nollywood, bar imagination.
Now, it's the season of artistes in school uniforms. mr Ibu, Mike Ezuruonye, Ronke Oshodi Oke (?) Chiwetalu Agu, Ime Bishop....the list goes on.
I bet there are over 2 dozens of such school boy/girl movies in the pipiline before 2015 ends.

Was it Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola that sent them on this frenzy with his school uniform some time ago?

No surprise here.

That has been the sorry state of things since independence. Every infrastructure is in continuous decay.

What picture is this?

The report said palm oil and raw egg! Is this how you intend to remix the story, to make it more juicy?
The picture I see here is somebody's mobile spiritual shop. Don't knock his hustle, abeg!

Wow!
Just when you thought that Naija is about to get it right in it's war against terror...
Somebody in the present government surreptitiously tries to bring in the devil's next in command!
Come to think of it, is there any country where the war against terror has been a complete success? I doubt it.

Which brings me to the next question...
How long can this entity called Nigeria put up with this menace?

Hmmm.
Every man is a law into himself in naija.

Is the protest aimed at the discontinued existence of the road, or a demand for drivers to pay a toll fee when passing through the town, or for them to watch their speed while driving through?
Perhaps they should seek permission from the authority to construct speed breaks along that stretch of road, as was done in front of UniBen few weeks ago.

Whatever this protest is aimed at, I bet it won't be achieved. All the townsfolk could achieve with the protest is a temporal disruption of traffic for those unfortunate to be on that road at that time. By tomorrow, commuters on that road won't drive any slower, or be more careful.
The government and the governed are of the same ilk: A law unto themselves. The attitude of the military men who passed through without trying to restore normalcy, tells the story perfectly.

@ Zephon84...can your product be used to make partitions of inner walls in a building, instead of conventional blocks?
What I see in ur pics are mostly parapet and ceiling designs.
Also, in terms of cost, what would be the difference between polystyrene product, and using 6" hollow blocks for inner walls?

While Islam is intent on slaughtering entire mankind, Christianity is hell bent on "killing the money"

Needless to say that the world's major religions has totally lost focus on what they were created for. Mankind's inevitable extinction would likely be as a result of strife caused by blindly following the corrupted doctrines of men who had, themselves, been blinded by their lust for worldly powers and gains.

Religion: Mankind's redemption, and ultimately mankind's downfall.

Why not grow a pus5y on your arm?

Now, that would be awesome!