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Ironi: Have you ever thought of the numerous boyfriends who fcked your wife before you?

I guess you would say you had not been married then so it doesn't matter, but think about it, a fck today is not any different from a fck yesterday.

That is why the bible reaches against fornication.

If you are not a virgin before marriage, then you all have been fcking somebody and have been cheating even before marriage.

To me if you are able to forgive a fck which was done yesterday then you should be able to forgive a fck which was done today.

A fck is a fck, regardless.

This is the same reason why it's hard for me to marry a non-virgin. I haven't "fcked" any till now and don't intend to

Someone I will call my "Mrs." should not fck anyone before and after me! I make that crystal clear to ladies that I meet. If my spouse happens to cheat eventually, I will forgive and FORGET completely about her. FORGETTING might mean granting her an exit passage from this world!

stagger: The issue with many Nigerians is that they bother themselves with irrelevant stuff. Covenant University was not built with tithes and offerings.

As at June 2009 when ASUU was trying to get the government to honour their 2001 agreement, Covenant University was paying Professors N13million per annum. I am not sure any university in Nigeria pays salaries to the degree CU pays. Not to talk of amenities, etc.

Bishop Oyedepo has many income sources he will never come out to say and he is not obliged to explain to anybody. I know a year he received so many car gifts that they were eventually auctioned to church members because they were too many.

God's blessings cannot be quantified in Naira and Kobo and certainly not by the workings and calculations of mere mortals like us.

Your 13 million per annum is a big fat lie. No professor in Nigeria earns that and I've got proofs for it. Got plenty as friends and family working in private federal and state univ. Only the VC which is like a political appointment earns around 18 million annually

Very easy just start telling everyone your wedding date 1 or 2 weeks to the day

When you think he's gone under, he comes up with another hit!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8G6kGnPplE&feature=share

This is massively funny and entertaining. LAGBAJA!!!!

nwa-ngeme:
in civilised world, people do not waste their time doing spell checks or verifying grammer structure on threads because they feel the person who makes a minor mistake perhaps is a german, chinese or even from iceland and hence not very versed in english but in Nigeria or on nairaland, some i diots wont. they just sit down there,feeling funky with their china-made phone,raining curses on a fellow just because they want cheap credits. If you r.etards are so good with the language how come
you dont have phd in it and to know that english is a borrowed language only makes it more annoying.

They probably do

multivational: And who tell you say na all the women wen men don wear ring really belong to their husbands?

em.. would you mind an interpretation cos I really didn't get that

joyblinks: Am so loving this thread.
A friend told me about an interview that 20 people were shortlisted for. On getting to the company, the whole 20 of them were kept in a room for about 3hrs without anybody coming to attend to them, after a while, some of them began to gist, some turned their chairs to face each other while others kept their legs on their chairs and gisting and laughing. Little did they knw that the management was watching their every move from the CCTV. Only one guy comported himself and neva spoke to anyone... And he was the only one picked among the 20 of them...

Personally I will not pick the "Only one guy comported himself". For a serious result oriented company, that kind of guy will not be a good team player, customer representative or sound negotiator. I would rather look at people who built good and sound rapport with others they had never known or met in the same hall. The life of a business is in the networks or how well you integrate with other people except the job is to pick a mortuary attendant

anthoniaz: [/b][b][/b]

You are right.Some girls just have big eyes..if a guy is educated and has focus what is there?But some of my fellow girls will say they can't marry some1 who earns less than 150k a month..I've heard girls saying that

I will ask such girls how much they are bringing to the table. You had better be bringing more than fake hair, big b**bs and fat a.rse

Dygeasy: Too bad he discovered the hard way and I'm sorry for him truly... But me I have a question o... Whenever they are having s£x, will she be moaning "ooohhh" "ahhhh"? Will she be having orga$m? Where did her b¤¤bs come from? Abi na everything sugery fit do?

Yes Surgery can do EVERYTHING, when you see a true transgender you won't realise

He has FORGIVEN her now he's trying to FORGET completely about her

[size=18pt]Seriously what's the difference between " I married her because of the pregnancy" and " I married her out of pity ". This guy is stupendously silly to elephantine proportions [/size]

Whoever started this "looking cheap" bullshit needs to be hung upside down

The fact that you accepted to anyone even after 10years still means a person can "afford" you and to that person, you might still be cheap.

So quit all this playing around, if you want something go for it.

A girl is only cheap in the context of "opening" up her laps to a guy that has not put "a ring on it". Shikena!

Wow OP seems rather too desperate . This kind of attitude will only give a woman more power and turn you to an arselicker

After about 10mins of conversation you can tell if a woman is into you and would eventually give you her number. In my experience I walk away from a good conversation with gorgeous babes and they eventually say "hey you're an interesting fellow can we exchange numbers " that's dignity !

Okay she gave you her Facebook contact I expect OP to wait about 1 week or so before adding her and another few days before sending message. She would probably see you as one jobless desperado now. FYI she might be on NL too

Siena: Mercy Johnson's always looked good, in the true African sense. Nice posture, well-spoken and a figure to die for.

I agree though, the dress isn't right. A lady at that stage in pregnancy needs to wear more flowing gowns. This one's the wrong material (stretchy) and too tight. It flattens her bre@sts way too much, and makes them look too droopy. She might well be wearing the right bra, but the tight dress doesn't help.

Still, she looks good, and has a healthy glow about her. I wish her the best, and a safe delivery.

May be they truly are flat and droopy

Johnwizzy: Lemme add mine
A man should not ask a Girl how many boys don pussyfy her
Mtcheeeeew...2 many rules..YANS!!!

If you wan buy car, you no go ask if na TOKUNBO or BRAND NEW ?

clemmonce: My guy askin a girl her age is not bad

I need to be sure I'm not about to end up with my Aunty or my kid sister

BBM: First of all , a man should never ask a woman if he can kiss her, as she will only say, a man should never "ask" for a kiss.

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The sixth tip is that a man should never ask a woman why she never answered his message, as one, it would show that he cared she did not reply back, and two, it would give her a guilt trip, which is seen as insecurity by women.

The seventh tip is that a man should never ask a woman how men she has slept with, as this shows that he is suffering from insecurity.

http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2012-10-03/man-woman/29829800_1_woman-tip-insecurity
Men please ROGER THAT..

Feel free to share your thoughts.

If na take home to mama, this one is important, i need to be sure she's not being with Taju or Baba Taju on my street

$ugardaddy:
I have thought and thought about this topic over and over again before now and I just haven't made any significant headway as to what to do. But being an original bad boy all these years, I have been pleading with God to temper justice with mercy. But on a 2nd thought, I have reasoned that I did not kill anyone afterall, I only fuccked pple's daughters that were above 18 except for some of my female playmates and age mates at 13 when we used to act the famous "daddy & mummy" drama way back then as kids. I didn't kill anybody's daughter ooo. And so, if boys can fuc.ck my daughters and leave them unharmed to live their normal lives thereafter, it's all good and nice. But I think the most reasonable thought I have ever had of it so far is to detail my wife to teach them sex education at the appropriate age and keep an eye on them while I sit down and handle only escalations.

You see somehow it's difficult to conceive that what you've done to someone's daughter, someone will play it out also on yours. I agree with you that it gives me deep thoughts also, in as much as I've not crossed any red sea, I wonder if the generation of my children will also be able to wait till they get married.

luluosas: This may be through but, how many of those companies have their WiFi free? The company I work in Yola have WiFi but, you need the IT department permissions to connect to it.
So long as public WiFi is not availble in Nigeria, this new feature from RIM is big setback here. Thank you.

Even abroad public WiFi is not free in most places (where it's available), you need some sort of permission.. so it's no biggie

candieangel12: Yes I understand that, but tell me do you know anyone whose passion is driving a bus?

Yes I do now, the lady in the picture

candieangel12: See question ooo. How can a person go through years of education for a passion to drive public transport? Of course na because of joblessness. Na condition wey make crayfish bend.

This is entirely bollocks. The reason why Nigeria fails. We all think education must land us jobs. If we have graduates doing what illiterates do, honestly what we will get is a very sound well organised professional system, why do you think USA and UK are ahead of us? I know people who quit very high paying jobs just to follow their passion which really doesn't pay as much independent of what they studied in university.

pak: I have always thought about this but never had the technological or financial werewithal to pull it off.

The truth is, say what you will - This is the future of mobile telephony.

The earlier we realise that we actually are not supposed to be charged for talking !!!!
Its an anomally.

The worst that should have happened is to have a subscription based model where once I buy the phone/ and mobile line, I might only need to pay perhaps a periodic subscription fee nothing more !!!

Look at other business models like the TV or automobile. Once I buy them from the owners. I only spend to maintain the devices and in the case of TV - probably pay for cable TV subscription and Car - pay tax to govt for maintaining the road and security but I am not charged directly each time I switch on my fone or each time I drive my car.

It should be the same for phones too.

Kudos BlackBerry - maybe I might be eventually convinced to get one afterall

Did you just say future?!!! That's so yesterday !!!

techsuplex: BlackBerry have introduced the ability to make voice calls between BBM contacts. The Service which is called BBM voice lets you make voice [size=18pt]calls over wifi[/size] to BBM contacts by simply tapping the call button while in a chat and you’ll start a voice call. BBM Voice will add some great depth to BBM, providing you the ability to escalate a chat to a voice call when the situation calls for it. This feature should be huge in emerging markets or for anyone calling long distance as there will be no long-distance charges.

Additionally, in BBM you’ll be able to see each users status as well so you’ll know who is available for a call and who isn’t. When on a call you’ll see a split-screen view and can still use any other apps on your device. So you can still use the chat function as well as send pictures within BBM or even check email or use the browser.

download the new BBM 7 (beta) with BBM voice here: http://www.techsuplex.com/2012/11/14/breaking-rim-introduces-bbm-to-bbm-voice-calls/

Dem talk say na over wifi oh my people, what has that got to do with telcos oh.

Remember SKYPE does this already

oseiwe: RIM should produce a bb net/notebook dat will be able to bridge wit our fones.
Wifi no dey 9ja, except dey can do d one dat will nepa/phcn wires.

Guy wifi plenty for Lagos, at least most top companies offer it

kodeblurr: You're so daft, you make me laugh, see who's talking about first grader!!! You should read carefully before clicking reply or "ARE YOU A LEARNER"

See this guy oh, you should scroll up, read the OP's post, read your comment, then reread your comment again.. chei

chiswaggs: please, Im just asking, was it a gift or did he buy it? If it was a gift must he reject it because he is a man of God? Even if he bought it, how many of you have ever denied yourselves the opportunity of buying a pair af shoes because your neighbour does not have food to eat? God did not call anybody to suffer. Who said Jesus was poor? When he wanted to pay his tax, a fish produced money. His garment was so good that soldiers had to struggle over it to the extent of casting lots over who will own it. I men of God are poor, you'll say God cannot provide for them, now they are rich you still call them flambouyant. If a man of God can afford a jet and he needs it, I see nothing at all wrong with that.

I love your points but give me ONE reason why ANY pastor NEEDS a PRIVATE JET

chief batiatus: I know you either a teenager or in ur early ignorant twenties. What of requiring the man to be brand new too?

What has my preference for decency in life gotten to do with your line of reasoning? Cooking pot calling kettle black Did you just tell me your age range? Oops I didn't even ask

And for the records, there are still men, plenty of them still "brand new", medically certified "SOUND"!. It requires a few people to change the societal decadence, it can start with YOU too

chief batiatus: You started the thread like an adult then you just messed it up with this childish last line. What is it about this issue of virgins by the way? Have you tried been intimate with a virgin before? Do u know how messy attempting that is? Have u thought of seeing blood during intimacy before? Have you really talked with anyone that has been through it before? Its a very very messy job and no matured and experiences person will even think of it. Please stop talking about virgins because you see a lot of ignorant people talking about them. Most virgins are even very clumpsy due to their inexperience and could really disgust you. For your info I have dumped 2 ladies becos they are virgins. If you are not a virgin so why do you expect the woman to be? You see why women need liberation?

With all said, I will still take a BRAND NEW over TOKUNBO!

chief batiatus: You started the thread like an adult then you just messed it up with this childish last line. What is it about this issue of virgins by the way? Have you tried been intimate with a virgin before? Do u know how messy attempting that is? Have u thought of seeing blood during intimacy before? Have you really talked with anyone that has been through it before? Its a very very messy job and no matured and experiences person will even think of it. Please stop talking about virgins because you see a lot of ignorant people talking about them. Most virgins are even very clumpsy due to their inexperience and could really disgust you. For your info I have dumped 2 ladies becos they are virgins. If you are not a virgin so why do you expect the woman to be? You see why women need liberation?

With all said, I will still take a BRAND NEW over TOKUNBO!

Concerning b*oobs defying gravity loads of women lay claims to firming creams et al. Is there any babe that testifies that this works

200k for face surgery?

jojor: Pls i want to use this medium to pass this message across...bware of this person..ebere onyekachi adekunle,he decieves people for visa to qatar and get huge sum of money frm them,his no.. +97430121759. Pls qatar is not meant for everyone one. Most people r sufferin thr nw.

I really don't understand why ANYONE would give money to ANYBODY to process visa!!!! What stops you from applying directly yourself unless you're illiterate!

Women learn from this
Lesson 1: keep your laps closed
Lesson 2: go to Lesson 1