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Romance › Re: 2 - Deleted by wwwtortoise(m): 11:09am On Apr 25, 2021
TheUndercover:
Be willing to retreat if necessary. It may be against your prideful nature, but you must be willing to acknowledge reality over pride. It is far better to recollect and reorganize than it is to fight an inevitable defeat. You must recalibrate to correct your miscalculations.
For the gentle steps of a lion is not to be mistaken as cowardice rather a strategic calculated accuracy.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 7:01pm On Apr 22, 2021
Muha4ril:
Good afternoon house, I need advise on the coin I can buy directly from binance to save my money from the naira issue. Not particularly invest. Like 600k. I'm a newbie pls any advise will be appreciated.
Be very careful young man.
Some scammers lurk around to prey on unsuspecting victims.

Kindly DYOR
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by wwwtortoise(m): 6:48am On Apr 19, 2021
BLOODYSPERM:
There is a time to joke, and a time to be serious
A time for emotions, and a time for detachment
A time for ruthlessness, and a time for mercy
A time for idealism, and a time for pragmatism

And the only thing that allows you to navigate these different time zones is discernment.
This caliber of discernment is deeply rooted in self awareness and peace of mind.
Family › Re: Parenting: Should My Child Have A Smartphone? by wwwtortoise(m): 3:51pm On Apr 18, 2021
haddeylium:
I think you're missing the points. Many parents hand their kid a smartphone and walk away. But if you can teach your kids a smartphone usage sense and control, that's a different thing.


To your question..
I'm more experienced than my kids and I can limit the risk of accident when I drive.
Would you allow your child drive a long distance too since we're technology era?
Kindly re-read my earlier post this time slow.

My last paragraph was a more like a parable; you choose to digest it literally.
Family › Re: Parenting: Should My Child Have A Smartphone? by wwwtortoise(m): 11:12am On Apr 18, 2021
I will surround my offsprings with tech gadgets at a tender age. It doesn’t stop there because it’s also my responsibility to guide them through the pros as well as shelter them from the cons.

Nothing can be hidden forever from teenagers in this 21st century. So the earlier you give them a balanced exposure the better.

Let me ask you OP -

Would you rather trek a long distance to your destination and not use a car simply because there’s a possibility of road accident using a car?

I hope you get my point cool
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy: Some Celebs Lie About Having Glamorous Lives by wwwtortoise(m): 10:39am On Apr 18, 2021
cool

It’s called ‘show biz’ for a reason.

They flash glamour and material resources across social media but behind the scenes are managing their lives just like an average person out there.

One of the life lessons that have improved my life greatly is the knowledge that - aside God and family nobody else gat you.
Know this and know peace!

Welcome to the real world cuppy.
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: post removed by wwwtortoise(m): 6:38am On Apr 17, 2021
ubunja:
I've too many writeups I don't even know where to begin.
Brotherman just begin from anyone of them.

It has been a long while since I miseducated my unplugged mind cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lawyers In The House by wwwtortoise(m): 1:29pm On Apr 15, 2021
Dear OP,
I quite understand your plight. It’s painful to get PFA alerts without receiving a corresponding salary cr. alerts (where the statutory deduction is being made from).

Let me guess huh huh
Someone in the system is cashing out with your portfolio as a ghost worker. This is Nigeria guys!

Kindly gather intel from an internal source (an old colleague or loyal friend), then threaten to persecute involved parties after you have concrete and substantial (I used both words intentionally cool evidence .

If they plead guilty, demand a reasonable monetary compensation.

Let filling a court case be your last card to play in this game of wits.

Good luck!
Celebrities › Re: Bad Boy Timz Graduates From Bells University (Pictures) by wwwtortoise(m): 9:42am On Apr 12, 2021
KingClown:
I will rather quit school and be in chiomas position than this guys position.

plenty computer degree holders dy Gsm village.

this guys only hope is God or his parents connect (since he can afford bells uni, his parents are doing well)


Chiomas problem is that she didn't use her opportunity and time well.


give somebody like mercy or nengi of BBN chiomas position and they would be set for life.

there's a difference between academics and education.

academics na scam ( I will argue this till I die)
you can get education anywhere.

school has turned to bussiness. the only people cashing out are the school owners.

school is overrated.
You f**kin’ nailed it man!

I attended and graduated from the university just to get the certificate. The internet taught me more useful/practical life lessons: sexual discipline, financial intelligence, emotional intelligence, human social dynamics . . . just name it.

Shout out to Berners Lee.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool :UCL (3 - 1) On 6th April 2021 by wwwtortoise(m): 5:53pm On Apr 06, 2021
My two fav soccer brands.
My Verdict:
Let the best team qualify.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 9:10am On Apr 06, 2021
fergieboy:
its just like luno

yes you can process millions straight to your Nigerian bank account
Alright.
Thanks brotherman . . . will check them out.

PS: have you transacted with them.

. . . just being curious.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 8:36am On Apr 06, 2021
fergieboy:
binance should go and learn p2p trading from bundle

i trade with peace of mind there
Is bundle a crypto trading platform?

If yes, please how does it work.

Can they process millions worth of BTC to NGN without glitches.

Awaiting yours . . .
Phones › Re: LG Electronics To Shut Down Its Mobile Phone Business by wwwtortoise(m): 3:43pm On Apr 05, 2021
BarrElChapo:
Please bros dash me the infinix sir, it's my favourite brand smiley
Sorry man, I sold it out to a friend at a giveaway price.
I needed to recoup some money already spent.

Best regards.
Phones › Re: LG Electronics To Shut Down Its Mobile Phone Business by wwwtortoise(m):
I hae long anticipated this move by LG.

What took you guys so long? I mean with the brands comparative market disadvantage to the likes of Apple, Samsung, Huawei, Infinix & Tecno brothers.

Now Nokia will soon follow suite unless a massive market penetration is activated via

- Affordable high-end mobiles (to compete with the big leagues)

- Aggressive marketing

- Point of sale customer engagement.

PS:
I just ditched my (3weeks old) infinix note7 to get 11pro max. The cost is not pocket friendly but it's worth it.
Family › Re: Man's Mother Gets ₦5000 From His Sister's ₦300,000 Bride Price by wwwtortoise(m): 1:36pm On Apr 05, 2021
cool
Most village elders na their office be that.

Once traditional marriage or burial don set na so them go begin recite customs & tradition of the land. grin grin

Free them joor !
Na where person dey work na em de take chop. grin
Business › Re: Giant Container Ship Ran Aground, Blocking World's Busiest Shipping Lane(Pics) by wwwtortoise(m): 7:34am On Mar 26, 2021
Joysticks:
Explain
When a solid body is partially or completely immersed in a fluid, the fluid exerts an upward force on the body, whose magnitude is equal to the weight of the displaced fluid.

Let me rephrase in simpler terms -

When an object is thrown into a body of water, it experiences an upthrust, which is directly proportional to the quantity of water being displaced.

Ships stay afloat corollary to this principle.

My2cents.
Business › Re: Giant Container Ship Ran Aground, Blocking World's Busiest Shipping Lane(Pics) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:20pm On Mar 25, 2021
Joysticks:
How this big ship with heavy loads can float on water beat my imagination.
Archimedes' principle on buoyancy.
Travel › Re: Destiny Can Be Destroyed By Geography. by wwwtortoise(m): 4:30pm On Mar 25, 2021
Environment influences success or failure to a large percentage, say 60%.

From the biblical stories of Adam, Abraham, Isaac, Joseph . . . to this contemporary time we live in.

It's an undeniable phenomenon in human existence. However, it affects different people in varying degrees with a coalescence of other factors such as gene, education, EQ/IQ, time and chance.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 1:04pm On Mar 11, 2021
Someone should recommend a user-friendly p2p platform
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Interview With Oprah: Top Takeaways (Pictures) by wwwtortoise(m): 9:51am On Mar 09, 2021
cool

You can only give an ugly woman a facelift which is a temporary solution.

But when it rains, the facade washes away and you're left with a nasty and hideous woman.

Brethren it is your duty to properly vet you lady before you commit. Secondly, do not allow emotions to weaken your authority as you're built to captain the ship.

Your woes or victory starts and ends with how you handle the above.
Politics › Re: Cash Crunch Reduces National Assembly’s Sittings To Once A Week by wwwtortoise(m): 9:40am On Mar 09, 2021
Since they have been sitting thrice per week has our economy wriggled out of the storm of inflation and bad governance?

Who cares if they sit or stand. I just hope their sitting allowances will be drastically curtailed too.

And come to think of it, if we can totally halt those allowances rather channel it into stabilizing our power supply nationwide then those Legislooters should work from home for all I care.
Family › Re: Lady Finds Out Her Sister Is Her Mother (Video) by wwwtortoise(m): 7:08pm On Mar 08, 2021
Henix:
Can a decent lady wear those things she is wearing on her nose? I tire for some of
these slay queens
Chief Judge !

Decency/morality gat nothin' to do with piercings. Come to think of it, piercings and other body beautification is an African culture.

A little web search will do your reasoning aome good.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 2:02pm On Mar 08, 2021
Someone should recommend a user-friendly p2p platform.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Bible Quotation? by wwwtortoise(m): 11:13am On Feb 14, 2021
Isaiah 43:19

Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert.


It came to me as a revelation under the influence of marijuana at a period in my life when I felt lonely and distressed.

Just like a fresh breathe of air, I feel ever ready to conquer the world each time i remember this scripture.

I will tattoo this powerful scripture on my wrists in due time.
Investment › Re: CRYPTO-SPHERE (Trading Signals) by wwwtortoise(op): 3:40pm On Feb 09, 2021
For the sake of clarity on my signals:

BUY
BUY this currency RIGHT NOW with the fraction of your trading account you have designated for this coin.

HODL
Now wait... Hold on to this coin as the price will potentially continues to rise.

SELL
SELL SELL SELL! What ever you have, profit or loss dump this coin RIGHT NOW!

WAIT OUT
Wait as the price continues to fall for a good entry to buy back into the market.
Investment › CRYPTO-SPHERE (Trading Signals) by wwwtortoise(op): 1:22pm On Feb 09, 2021
Gentlemen & Ladies,
This thread is basically for the purpose of sharing signals and ideas on market movements to boost our crypto wallet as well as sharpen trading skills.

Gurus are highly welcomed

Newbies are most welcomed

Crypto critics are not invited

Rules of Engagement :

1️⃣ Please be civil and maintain decorum.
2️⃣ No spam, scam, promotions, ref links, begging, advertisements, porn, trolling
3️⃣ Keep the discussion fact-based, respectful and cordial
4️⃣ No gifs, stickers or (suspicious) files
5️⃣ No harassment and FUD commentaries
6️⃣ Commentaries that might be considered investment advice are not encouraged.


Occasionally, I will be dropping trade signals with T'A' to back it up.

Disclaimer

The following signals are based on my T'A' and the motive is to aid newbies in crypt0 trading. The decision to follow or discard the information is solely yours as they're not 100% fireproof.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 9:06am On Feb 09, 2021
emmabod:
Please I may sound like a novice, I’m actually one.

What do you mean by HODL? Is it a coin coz I’m not seeing it on Binance.

And can you put more light on your explanation up there please.
Thanks
For the sake of clarity on my signals:

BUY
BUY this currency RIGHT NOW with the fraction of your trading account you have designated for this coin.

HODL
Now wait... Hold on to this coin as the price will potentially continues to rise.

SELL
SELL SELL SELL! What ever you have, profit or loss dump this coin RIGHT NOW!

WAIT OUT
Wait as the price continues to fall for a good entry to buy back into the market.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m):
Hello gentlemen & ladies.

As I projected lastweek BeeTeeCee saw a massive uptrend yesterday from 38k to over 46k in less than 24hrs. That is about 21.2% bull run.

EeTeHh is not doing bad herself, probably gaining momentum to reach or surpass its ath ofcourse with a little retest and consolidation between 1.6k - 1.9k.

So here is my Tuesday signals -

BeeTeeCee ___ HODL (bullish)

EeTeHh ____ HODL (bullish)
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 1:31pm On Feb 06, 2021
This is the time to know real investors for it takes some calculated risks and patience to harvest large.

Do not panic guys !

Over the years as an analyst one fact I have come to embrace is that a distress in one technology utility will give birth to multiple IT solutions.

As a matter of fact the government just gave crypt0 massive publicity.

Just watch and see in the coming weeks the positive changes in trade volume and market prices.

I will be dropping trade signals here twice a week (Tuesday &Thursdays) to aid newbies.

But for today have this :

B.t.c ____ BUY (bullish trend)

B.c.h _____ WAIT OUT

E.t.h _______ HODL

E.t.c ________ BUY (bullish trend)

L.t.c ________ WAIT OUT


Disclaimer

The above signals are based on my T'A' and the motive is to aid newbies in crypt0 trading. The decision to follow or discard the information is solely yours as they're not 100% fireproof.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 9:13am On Feb 06, 2021
EMMY76:
Https://localbitcoin.com is the best site they use secure escrow account for trading cryptos.
Their processing fee is what please ?
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wwwtortoise(m): 7:27am On Feb 06, 2021
lovinhubby2wife:
Why is everyone using p2p selling via kuda bank only?
How does this work?
Business › Re: CBN New Policy On Cryptocurrency: What You Should Know by wwwtortoise(m): 8:29pm On Feb 05, 2021
The Nigerian government is anti-people.
Whatever benefits the populace give them sleepless night.

Crypto is here to stay as no policy can stop this technology. China tried to control it but failed.

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