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RomanceRe: My Quest For A Perfect Body Is Destroying My Relationship by y3mi(m): 1:51am On Mar 08, 2020
angry
Casalindal:
I have always had this insecurity about my lips, my hips feel everything is not all in place. I need an hourglass body and I don’t feel I’m asking for too much..... after everything I have been through I think my man should pay I have this procedure it not too much to askhuh
I think you're very okay if not all the way superb.

Nothing is wrong with you sweetheart.

You are just overwhelmingly too conscious of your persona that your mind begins to tell your body it's not been adequately rewarded based on expected social feedback, hence the built up of this diffidence impression of yourself which you unknowingly keep projecting through the same persona of yours. Thus an endless cycle of self-loathing you think is solvable through expensive body surgery.

It's an external thing.

Suffice to say, it's all in your head.

No amount of a man's money can fix that.

Work on your self confidence.

You're likely an introvert.

Change your circle of influence.

We all have insecurities, everyone does.

You're brave to let yours out, for advice and opinions.

Nairaland has always proved to be a wrong place for such.

Don't mind those fools especially funmisticqueen2, a female who should even understand better.

Stay lit.
PhonesRe: 9 Incredible Useful Things I Didn’t Know Chrome Could Do. by y3mi(m):
Xarouk:
LEARN SOME HANDY HIDDEN SHORTCUTS
1. Want to open a link into a new tab in the background, so it won’t interrupt what you’re doing? Hold down Ctrl- or Cmd- and click it. To open a link in a whole new window, mean- while, use Shift instead. (This’ll work within most areas of Chrome, by the way—includ- ing the History page and the dropdown history list within the Back button, which we’ll get to in a bit.)
2. You probably know you can press the space bar to scroll down a full page-length, but there’s another side to that shortcut: If you press Shift and the space bar together, Chrome will do the opposite and scroll up by a full page-length at a time.
3. If you ever close a tab by mistake, hit Ctrl- or Cmd-Shift-T. Chrome will reopen your most recently closed tab as if nothing had ever happened. (And you can do it multiple times, too, if there’s more than one tab you’d like to recover.)
4. When you have a bunch of tabs open and want to hang onto the entire session for later, hit Ctrl-Shift-D. That’ll let you save all your open tabs into a folder for easy future access. To restore them, right-click the folder within your bookmarks and select “Open all” or “Open all in new window.”
5. Skip a step and get info about any word or phrase in a page by highlighting it and then right-clicking and selecting the “Search Google” option. You can also highlight a word or phrase and drag it into Chrome’s address bar to achieve the same result—or drag it into the area directly to the right of your final tab to launch the search in a new tab instead of your current one. (Bonus tip: Those same dragging behaviors can also be used to open links.)
6. Save a link with a single click: Just click, hold down your mouse button, and drag the link up into Chrome’s bookmarks bar. Drop it wherever you want, and it’ll be there the next time you need it .
7. If you download a file and then want to move it somewhere specific, click on its tile in the download bar that appears at the bottom of the browser. You can then drag and drop whatever you downloaded directly onto your desktop or into any folder.
8. You can also drag and drop files from Chrome’s download bar directly into an online service—like Google Drive, for instant uploading, or Gmail, for inserting the file as an attachment in a new message.
9. Should you ever find Chrome mysteriously misbehaving, remember this command: chrome://restart. Type it into Chrome’s address bar, and your browser will restart itself and restore all your tabs and windows in a jiffy. You never know when it might come in handy.
I already knew some, but not many of the ones you've listed.

Good work...op

Nairaland to the front page asap.

Opera, Firefox, Yandex, Edge going down like Young Joc as...

Internet Explorer continue to rot in limbo

NB
the only thing I miss ancient version of Opera for is it ability to save a webpage as a .mht file which is far more better, quicker and compressed than saving as .html files.

Op and one more thing....

The best feature of Google Chrome which you fail to mention (or never knew of) is its ability to resume on any computer anywhere in the world provided your Gmail account is signed in, is Chrome Sync, which allows you to have all your bookmarks, passwords, pinned tabs, themes as well as all the installed add-ons and 3rd party plug-ins available on a different computer just as they were on the original computer they were all set up on.

People need to know that too.
RomanceRe: Man Films His Girlfriend For Having 3some With His Bestfriend/girlfriend (video) by y3mi(m): 5:21pm On Mar 07, 2020
victorian:
I mean no disrespect to your person but wouldn't you consider it if you were offered N3million just for a scene with Justin Slayer ?

As for mistaking you for a Muslim, my bad. I've gone to recheck your dp again. It's actually a scarf which I mistook for an hijab. I retract my pun.

Btw, would you buy creative fashion design artwork concieved and drawn by an artist ?













Who told u I'm a Muslim?

And why should I act 3some? Cause u say so?

Abeg swerve!
RomanceRe: Man Films His Girlfriend For Having 3some With His Bestfriend/girlfriend (video) by y3mi(m):
victorian:
Still waiting to watch the three some video.
Abeg who get the video? Lemme see if it's truly 3some or not angry
So you like watchint threeome ehn.

Stop been a Viewer and go act yours.

Awon enyian Mia Khalifa ,

Weri-weri mooslim ntó bó ri tò tun je Victorian
CrimeRe: Ogun: EFCC Releases Names Of 42 Yahoo Boys Arrested In Ilaro (Photos) by y3mi(m):
Soft working niggers making hard working niggers like us look lazy and directionless

grin

Efcc how far with the real scammers and kleptocrats in government, afterall they are the one these soft-workers look up to and whose acts of looting they justify theirs on, and whose insatiable greed for material acquisition they are motivated by, arguing they do it to bring the money in, while the politicos take the money out. Like gimme a break, what a messed up nation of sub-humans.


AjegunIe:
Nigerians wish the federal government can arrest Fulani jihadist herdsmen like this,

Fulani herdsmen are mere criminals that's why they can kill up to 100, 170 or people 50 within hours and go free.

Miyetti_Allah leaders are walking freely while Yahoo boys are sentenced to jail.


SARS that's supposed to be fighting violent crimes are all over South Chasing Yahoo.
SARS taking over the job of efcc because of money they make from innocent people.
What do you consider to be the solution? Violent revolution or referendum towards Deamalgamation or continuation under restructuring? Regionalism (true federalism) or centralized power (oligarchy)
CareerRe: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by y3mi(m): 2:47pm On Mar 07, 2020
CokeBar:
Yes yes, I agree
I don't mean to be judgmental but CokeBar, you asking your friend and he responded, tells us that - it's still the same Nigerian mentality of seeing nothing wrong in giraffing aka copy/copy as they do in schools, plagiarizing in high institutions, using other people's brain/intellect as if they were the originator etc that haunted you there.
Do you agree...there's a whole lot of absurdithings Nigerians are fond of doing, and of which they don't realize how wrong and sometimes evil they are, until they travel out or encounter it consequence as it was in your case ?

As for me, I've never got fired on a job as I can count the number of times I've ever worked for a company, organisation or someone. I'm more or less under the category of the self-employed, however in the few times I've worked under a company, I once did threw away the first salary given to me in an envelope. It was a terrible week for me.
CareerRe: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by y3mi(m): 2:20pm On Mar 07, 2020
CokeBar:
I really don’t know why I cared less.
Lackadaisical
CrimeRe: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by y3mi(m): 11:45am On Mar 07, 2020
Sweeetheart:
you these people have taken your stupidity to southwest, I just hope my people aren't part of your victims
this baby factory and child trafficking is not just an offence to Nigeria constitution, it's a crime against humanity
I fear you people with your love for money, you can do and undo.
This only stand to prove both of those who demands and supplies human body parts needed for all kinds of diabolic rituals, reported in West are perpetrated by mostly non-yorubas. Not saying westerners dont indulge in it but tbe majority of it demands thereny birthing lots of heinous crimes are from nonzwesterners as a lot of nairaland dunderheads thinks. That is a fact.
CrimeRe: I Waited For 45mins To See Her Die – Jealous Boy Who Killed Girlfriend Over Al by y3mi(m): 11:26am On Mar 07, 2020
holicupp:
whatever bro I pray the truth comes out soonest
Are you for real? Seriously.
Okay, let's say you are cos you just came back to this country sometimes early last year...tell me one crime the N P F has solved accurately where the truth comes out ?
Foreign AffairsRe: A Woman At The Beach In Iran Before The Islamic Revolution, 1960 by y3mi(m): 6:54pm On Mar 06, 2020
Just this one photo,

OP you must be a newbie.

Follow @BeforeSharia on Twitter (Before Sharia spoiled everything) and behold thousands of photo of how modern various Arab countries looked back then and how primitive they look now.
CrimeRe: I Waited For 45mins To See Her Die – Jealous Boy Who Killed Girlfriend Over Al by y3mi(m): 6:44pm On Mar 06, 2020
@holicupp
Our useless cops are incopabale of cop-ing this c.o.p. (crime of passion)
PoliticsRe: For The First Time Since The Year 930 A.D, Masjid Al Haram In Mecca Is Silent by y3mi(m): 3:51pm On Mar 06, 2020
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PoliticsRe: For The First Time Since The Year 930 A.D, Masjid Al Haram In Mecca Is Silent by y3mi(m): 3:22pm On Mar 06, 2020
Raydos:
Even one idiot is saying they should drink camel urine! ;grin ;grin grin grin
But the idiot is stating the fact, he actually told his followers to drink camel urea, sewer are okay to bathe in. He and Jesus were the greatest scientists to have ever walked fvcked the earth.

ejanla077:
Please elaborate on MUSLIMS TASKED TO DO JIHAD IN CHINA
The prophetsor told Arabs muslims hordes to seek knowledge even if they have to go as far as China, now if that could be said by someone who claimed an angel from an all-knowing idol god revealed the religion of bloodshed to him, then it must mean the opposite just as they did in all the mohammedan and post-mohammedan jihads upon jihad where killings, banditry, mayhem were the order of those periods.

So all you gotta do with that instructions is to replace the word seek with the instructive declaration: go loot and substitute knowledge with more booties and treasure even if they have to go wage jihad as far as China for it is justified in jihad because the Chinese are pagans with a wrong way of life.
Which is almost what happened in 615 AD in their attempt to introduce the religion of bloodshed to China when a group of four companions (sahaba) of the prophetsor visited China to trade and to preach the new faith, but the already martial race of the yellow people could see through their treachery, so what befell thousands of kingdoms and empires which welcomed seemingly peace-loving jihadists disgised as preachers only to wreck havoc after studying their administration and weakening them internally couldn't befell China. I think it was about 44,000 Christians them Japanese hung in one day just to send message to the Europeans who intended to use Christianity to mentally enslave them like they did us in Africa.
PoliticsRe: For The First Time Since The Year 930 A.D, Masjid Al Haram In Mecca Is Silent by y3mi(m):
Even the idols inside the Kaaba wouldn't dare touch each other as they are leaving the enclosure one by one as the day pass. Corvid-19 whooping religion's arse while scientists are brainstorming and working hard, day and night on how to defeat the virus from hell. grin grin grin


@Raydos: no be only laaff wan kee.

NB:
So all it takes is micro-nano-cellular organism of the malevolent kind to expose the futility of religion. I think we should begin to demand that the Corona virus should be dubbed Al Qurmurti by using the same strawman logic favored by religionist to demand they disprove why can't it be Abu Taher Bin Hassan himself who got reincarnated to become this virus, a virus which has never been encountered nor identified by virologists, only for it to surface in the same China prophetsor Mohammed tasked mooslims faithfuls to go do jihad but instead they took to invade, pillage, enslaved and destroyed peaceful Africa.
CelebritiesRe: Female Engineer Rejected By Female Managing Director Because Of This by y3mi(m): 10:41am On Mar 06, 2020
What if she (the MD) somehow got pregnant, unexpectedly during the project execution. Would she recuse herself I wonder. I wish all those Nigerian feminists troop to her twitter page and bombard her with comments that underscores her selfish decision. She definitely denied her for another reason, using pregnancy as the pretext, otherwise it should have been stated on the ad that 'male only needed for the job'.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING : Dubai’s Ruler, Sheikh Mohammed, Abducted And Imprisoned Daughters by y3mi(m):
Everyone of you above who have posted, from your opinions it shows that none of you have any idea of what goes on in the core Arab world regarding their propensity to subjugate their females. Especially those rich Arab countries. Their females are regarded as a possession. They are treated as just another mere property of the man, bearing no right to chose, nor make choices, much less of fulfilling their own destiny.

They are stripped off complete free will. Their liberty is very well restricted and controlled. This has been how they are with the females centuries after islam and oil boom found them. You lot would do better to get yourself schooled, get informed and stop seeing this misogynistic issue from a domestic father-daughter / political / dictatorial angle.
RomanceRe: Guy Hustle O To Meet Better Babes by y3mi(m):
FreeSpirited:
All women gravitate towards a man of higher social value. That's a fact about women....
Like that's supposed actually mean anything, anyways before you define what in your wold, you might have meant by high social value, were women has been over generalized, can you honestly tell me that: all the males (settled or not) you've known throughout your life, had their wives, girlfriends or partner attracted to them based on their high social status ?

FreeSpirited:
The transformative effect of money and success can not be measured, it is only experienced...
Besides the fact that...there are those who despite not being rich but still experience what the likes of you feel as the transformative effect of money. I know people who are comparatively very poor, or aren't rich yet but continue to taste in the life of the opulent by way of mingling with the wealthy due to the sheer reality of the skills or talents they possess, so WTH are you still trying to espouse ?

FreeSpirited:
There are certain area, bar, hotel, travel spot that quality rich people frequent that a poor person will never get to let alone meeting someone of that calibre.
Wrong. First of all, what you are unknowingly saying is that all the people working as staffs and workers in tbpse bars, lounges, 5 star hotels, travel spots, gulf/tennis/night clubs are also as rich as the rich people who you believe only frequent there. In Nigeria, there are far more poor/struggling people who patronize these places than there are rich, no one can tell who is who since everyone packages as these poor sets of Nigerians usually love to put it.

Suffice to say both the rich and poor as far as Nigerian goes, are all bunch of pretenders, the former bears no real class while the latter feigns to be in one class or the other. Only a small percentage of the rich and poor are as real as real can be, but that's a topic for another thread.

FreeSpirited:
Money expands your circle and its quality, that's what I mean. I don't mean having money and using it to buy people or sex.
Wrong again...money doesn't necessarily expands one's circle, Wolf Soyinka or Ben Chapiro are not even stinking rich but have a great number of yieldable circle than would any dunderhead with billions of cash. Both category can chose to bed any number of women a day if they so chose to.

FreeSpirited:
Money even improves swaggs, take it or leave it. If you are well to do, the way you talk, you walk and reason will differ...these are the transformative effect I talk about....And you can't say money doesn't improve one's self esteem by the quality of exposure and people you associate with. My point is so simple ..
Bro, I'm not sorry to say this but you're an archetype of who a Nigerian is, and how an average one reasons, judging by your thinking.

So...the way personalities like Cristiano Ronaldo or Curtis James Jackson IIItalks, walks or swag it out when they weren't rich is now different from how they do it now ?

It stand to say...only in Nigeria do people characterize money with things that ordinarily should be the default reach of individuals whose proclivity of been real has been benumbed by the widespread of suffocating forms of poverty. I used to have a friend, a real friend who after hitting it just like you op, got out of the zoo and later got to chat me up about the kind of life he's chopping in yankee, and I'm always like...but it's a normal thing over there. These are things everyone readily does over there but only those with huge money can sustain here in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Guy Hustle O To Meet Better Babes by y3mi(m): 2:36am On Mar 06, 2020
FreeSpirited:
All w.... My point is so simple ..
Oga dey you're so incorrect on so many levels but I'm coming back to you.

seanwilliam:
@ y3mi, first you cant even attract rich men daughters cos you are broke just like you have said..
Says you, bro. Says you.

Besides I personally wouldn't be attracted to rich men daughters if I am stupendously rich, in Nigeria just as I wouldn't anywhere else, upon sensing they are bereft of qualities that trascends material and money, but which may is noticeable in daughters of folks who aren't too rich, middle class or even poor.

No.2: as I've said, when and why should money or wealth be the criteria of determining who one should or shouldn't be attracted by, or to ?

The power of attraction between poor Ali and Princess jasmine remained the same when and after Ali became the prince, dismissive as fantasy fiction not obtainable in real life, is not to say whatever happened to the Cinderella story hasn't occur in the lifes of real rich men of the world who spouse were not attracted because of the money they controlled or prior to when they became world richest, Gates, Branson, Zuckerberg to cite a few whose philosophy of attracting a woman is ofcourse completely different to an Escobar or Mayweather who believes only with money can the best women be owned (not attracted), and on the other hand, you can not argue that why then do we have many celebrities marrying/attracting/dating other celebrities in the entertainment, model and fashion industries if it isn't about money, to which I'll tell you it's more about a matter of class attraction just as would a writer or surgeon would ideally feel more endeared to an attractive someone who does the same work or is in the same line of work assuming they meet, just as it were between those writers in Gone Girl even despite the wife's parent been very rich.

Normally, it shouldn't be about richness and possession of wealth, as Nigerians are made to think by one lingering particular sociocultural mentality where it is believed that... the rich can only marry the rich.

This notion has been expanded and enacted by, as it continue to be instilled into the thought process of many who lives in a society where induced poverty is gainfully prolonged, rather than getting alleviated by the same rich elites in all the governments, or those benefitting from the anomalous governments who continue give drive that notion by ensuring their offsprings marry within the same kleptocratic circle (govt.) and favouritist realm (beneficiary of the status quo).

Mind you, hope you aren't mistaking been broke with a lack of capability to create wealth (or be successful) ?

seanwilliam:
well well, to some individuals, self fulfillment is the most important value to them
( like u thinking of achieving something and you do it)
Yes self-fulfillment or aimed-at goals are more important than pvssy-fulfillment, for fulfilling pvssy can always wait or be temporary substituted for closer alternatives if the psychosexual pressure becomes intolerable whereas set goals can't be waited or substituted with near alternatives.

seanwilliam:
YOU MAKE MORE IMPART with money than any other things in life.. I would have quoted you point for point, but I dont know how to use quoting box very well on nairaland, I hope you u grab my point and connect it to ur question
I grab your points loud and clear, and I completely agree with you that only money ranks as number one most important in all, but that is only in Nigeria. However, I will like to enlighten you that scientists and educators have made more impart to humans than all the folks with billions the world over. Imagine we lived in a The Walking Dead world were money has become so meaningless, do you think it's your ability to hustle money or how to think, invent and discover ways to make things happen, plant for food, protect yourself or your people, gather resources, basically survive and lead, that will attract others (including ladies) ? I'm just saying. Been the nearest supposition I could think of in a world were money doesn't exist. I said before....money just like religion is man made purposed on solving one of human's problem but soon became perverted and brought forth other ills, one of which continue to fuel the twisted mentality that women are only attracted to those who have enormous amount of it, as though what are men doing if not getting attracted by it when they do whatever it takes to acquire it as much as possible.

Do you think the op or me would excel by the money we can accumulate if we were existing in a stone/iron age era where it is one's ability to hunt and cultivate that lands you the fairest of women in bed ?

So let's not place needless importance to money, for this is what has made many guys/men to do evil thing all because of chasing after money at all costs (rather than earning it). I'll suggest for your additional reading, you go read up an article I wrote many years back about the metaphysical aspect of money in respect to Yoruba cosmogony, here on nairaland under another username.
RomanceRe: Guy Hustle O To Meet Better Babes by y3mi(m): 11:37pm On Mar 05, 2020
FreeSpirited:
You don't read and understand I guess...The transformative effect of money is what I'm talking about here. Even many rich big boys don't really spend much to fvck babes..but money improves their social value...and women like guys with high social value and standing...
Why should money be the transformative force ? I can understand and relate to it if you had said a guy may suppresses certain attributes he knows is in his personality but can't let it flow for lack of money to sustain or best express it, but to say money is the only thing that can effect it transformstion implies you never hsd it in the first place. To buttress this, I'd like to illustrate a typical scenario in as far as Nigerian goes, if you had me borrowe you my ride, say a 2009 Camry, to go woo a chic, there's a limit to the swag you can let out to impress her, depending on your personality ofcourse. But let's say that never occured but rather you happen to hit jackpot or won a huge contract and therefore could afford yourself a Ferrari, drove to a car wash and spotted that same chic across the street busy with something, now it would take only guys who believes a lady's worth can only be measured by the amount of money he has to begin dangle the key to his Ferrari at every given instant he chats/flirts with her, so I need you to note that not every guy would do that, someone like me wouldn't even get any Sportscar because of girls, only guys / men who as you've said are formed with the notion that only money has the effect of transforming or bringing out in them a personality they never really had, which makes me wonder what happens to that transformative effect and the unreal persona it brought out if, or when the money is no longer there, vanishes.

You also said...
Women like guys with high social value and standing, I think such thinking is rather skewed. I think what you actually meant to say is...there are women who are attracted to guys with high social value and standing.

I think why some of us have engaged you on this topic as opposition is how you have stereotyped both gender in your new found perception of reality upon which you hastily draw a conclusion that fundamentally collapse on itself.
RomanceRe: Guy Hustle O To Meet Better Babes by y3mi(m): 10:54pm On Mar 05, 2020
FreeSpirited:
Bitter truth my brother, but most Nigga be forming Alpha male...when money and social status can automatically put them in a higher Alpha male level...No matter how Alpha a guy is, he will be super Alpha with money...and get more life enjoyment
Pls stfu and quit the yapping already. There's nothing like alpha male and all of those nonsensical bullshit category some psychologist nutjobs came up with for you dweebs to keep disseminating over the cyber world for the past few years.

There are things I could be triggered by and you'd think I'm an alpha male if you're meeting me for the first time and their are situations upon which I'd like to play the wimp role you'd think I'm a beta or one sissy (that's just me enjoying how it is to feel docile).

I don't think money ever boost any of this male/gorilla pseduo-classifications of male character, otherwise care to explain that Elliott Rodgers, the son of a Hollywood millionaire topshot who went psycho cos he believed no lady could ever love/like him and he decided to kill himself but not after executing a shooting spree on some nursing students and random ladies he sighted on the road as he drove to crash himself in his car to death.
RomanceRe: Guy Hustle O To Meet Better Babes by y3mi(m):
zed7:
Another childish post. Your hustling is to attract puss? Not to live a comfortable life, not to add value to the life of family and other ...
word my nigger, word man. Preach to that puss' in boot

RisenPhoenix:
Another fallen simp believing in the fallacy of love. Those women that love you will not hesitate to murder you when they feel slighted or when it suits their plan. Continue loving and spending money. All those women you claim to love you probably only see you as their maga. They just saw through the initial stinginess and realised they would gain long term if they sucked up to you and you think they stuck by you. Continue getting dating advice from zeeworld. Na you dem go chop no be me.
If I get the confusion in your counterpoint correctly....you seem to be implying that, the alternative (your strategy) would have been a much better choice, which is, zed7 settling down with one out of the x number of ladies he's ever dated in a non-stingy relationship because your strategy wouldn't make her execute an ulterior motive if she has it or develops it later on into the marriage.
seanwilliam:
Money attracts a lady, self worth keeps a lady
.... so it is better to have the two... but nothing gives confidence in life like money..n what money cant do, more money will do.n
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Money attracts b*****s, more money keeps one thinking you found a spouse.
Qualities of varying types attracts a lady, money keeps/retains her as a wife, for no lady (including you and I if we were born a female) would like to come suffer in this world. Every lady deserves to live a comfy life.
My opinion doesn't necessary equate women with money as many tend to do. Imagine we were living in a world were money doesn't exist, where self-worth and what makes a man is a comensurate measure of the wealth a man has laboriously worked for directly, then the nature of this argument would be entirely different and FreeSpirited won't have any reason to create a thread like this.

seanwilliam:
money attracts ladies of your taste to u, why your self confidence/worth keep them to you... reason be, no matter your self worth, if you don't have money, you cant roll with dangote pikin, otedola pikin ministers pikin and so on.. cos rich and exposed ladies mostly dont roll with guys of lower cadre... and if they do, it means they are currently benefiting something from you ( probably sex) for the main time.. sooner or later, they would dump you...it is a lady you see you will show self worths oo.. .
Damn, it is a big shame that it is only money and money only many of you yoooos consider to be the important thing of value in life. Currently I'm a f***ing broke ass nigger but I wouldn't be an inch near any of those rich men daughters you mentioned knowing they have no iota of intellects or one or other ther brilliant qualities, regardless whether a dole-digging version of me might stick to them in another parallel universe just as much as a gold-digging lady leeches on a rich guy. Now let me ask you, are the lifestyle or rich personality of those rich men daughters you and many of you yooos like to always reference the most valuable core any good lady should be defined by ? It is like saying the rest of ladies aren't to be regarded as approachable when their parents are not stinking rich as soon as a man becomes financially over capable. To put it another way, why must money always define the cadre of lady one should roll with as soon as money becomes the determining factor in subject like this ? I'm not sure if I'm articulating my points clearly but do you know that what you're saying is that any filthy rich bozo or thug can roll with them, won't you agree since after all they both got money like their father. That's not class, that's just razz, the sort of things found only in Nigeria. If you don't agree then would you accept me to date your daughter if you were otedola and I'm just one scoundrel from nowhere but who became famous after winning a $30 million dollars lotto jackpot?
RomanceRe: Secrets On How To Identify Any Lady From The Marine World. by y3mi(m): 8:50pm On Mar 05, 2020
So what number will the list be for the ladies to read in order to identify men who are from the marine world ?

Op I never get your time with all bull crappie you keep writing.

That day is coming.

Keep making thread to confuse the already confused lots.
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomole Reveal To Nigerian Who Is The President by y3mi(m): 8:45pm On Mar 05, 2020
These clowns are all and the same, from the North to South, East to West, old sadistic bunch recycling themselves in government continue to puppeteer this zoo as the laughing stock in the world stage.

Deamalgamate this expired 1914 amalgamation.
CelebritiesRe: Nairamarley Smoke Igbo In Front Of Police Officers (see Pictures) by y3mi(m): 8:34pm On Mar 05, 2020
Vortex369:
Haha Haha Haha.
The
The Law is blind.
Point of correction please....the law isn't blind, never was and never will be but that's in sane countries where the law is has importantly powerful as the very air they breathe in. Not here where the lawmakers, the law enforcers and the interpreter of the laws are clowns who break it. In Nigeria the law doesn't even have eyes to peek, much less of sighting. The law doesn't exist here. It's just a pretence of it that exist on paper only to be selectively applied, just imagine what these ones are saying here speaking of those kinds who can't differentiate between what's normal and abmormal.
CrimeRe: Police Officer Smoking On Duty In Lagos (Video) by y3mi(m):
solmus:
There is no crime smoking on duty,.
What the f**k did you write up there. There's no crime in smoking on duty!?. Are you alright? Ofcourse you are alright and fine, however it's this zoo of a country that has rendered millions of people including you to think backwards. So kindly mention one job or profession in this world that permits workers to smoke on duty, I'm waiting. Staffs and workers at cigarette manufacturing companies are not even allowed to smoke during testing and production hours. It means you dont know how things should normally work.
solmus:
westerners have smoke and coffee break, travel to western world, asia and even middle east, smoking is a normal thing, offices even provide smoking area or lounge for smokers
Yes they do, which is why as you've said, it called a 'break' which is meant for cigarette smokers, not Marijuana, unless you'd like to convince us that what the officer in that video is handling is a cigarette.
[quote author=solmus post=87194670]even if you haven't travelled atleast you watch movies and see American dectectives and soldiers escuse themselves to smoke during office hour.. so long its just a cigaret.
Yes, so long it's a cigarette which is even undignifying in some jobs, go watch Harsh Times and see how that ex marine (Christian Bale) and other potential job seekers had their urine and blood tested and tested over and over again by the HRO of the security company they were trying to get a job in. Now tell me does that appear like a cigarette to you, what that police was doing ?



tomdon:
Fine, he's a public servant, but remember he's first a human being before being a fúcking cop
You just don't get it, do you. Yes he's a human first but officers of the law are not suppose to found doing vices or committing ills of the society. If they are are reported or caught in the act, they are instanfly dismissed from service. Why is because indulging in narcotics intake greatly impairs their judgment and ability to reason properly. That it is how it is worldwide.

Go watch what they did to that innocent cop in the movie End of Days who in very tense situation accidentally discharge his firearm on a suspect he was trying to handcuff backwards. In his trial, he was still found guilty for they argued despite his professional training he should have known better to put his firearm on safety. Those are educated humans who are well trained and don't indulge in any form of narcotic in the line of duty.
EducationRe: Stop Saying I'm Sorry. It Makes You Look Local, But Rather Use These Words by y3mi(m): 11:50am On Mar 04, 2020
Gjrich:
Nowadays, the word ”I’m sorry” has become normal....
OP you didn't even put it well, they won't even put the "I'm..." they'll just say "sorry" and they say it without really meaning it, especially when the situation doesn't necessitate it usage, for instance some Nigerians will rather than saying "excuse me" would instead just utter sorry to someone who is in their way as they move passed the obstructer, say in a public walkway

In Nigeria, once a word or an expression gets into the lips of the common people, it becomes so overuse that it eventually bears no meaning or misused to denote another meaning entirely different from the original English meaning. Few examples are chairman, parole, aristo, hustle, slay, slay queen, cult...you may add yours.
PhonesRe: What You Don't Know About Computer Village by y3mi(m):
Shortened:
Since 1998 when a DVD/CDRW combo drive was sold for N56,000

Still no difference.

Same old hub for pirated softwares, just a different set of hustlers.

Here is my lengthened contribution to this thread
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A responsible state, or government would have foresaw the potentiality of this place as it was emerging, and provide various encouraging faciltlities and infrastructures to set it on a direction where the likes of Bangalore, East London Tech City are today, because empowering ambitious tech businesses and entrepreneurs not only grows the economy but also progresses the nation into a technological advanced advancing one, for there's even a limit to what those individuals and companies in computer village can do despite all the business suffocating atsmosphere and effort killing negligence of the wrath leashing governmentl, but those are idealistic thoughts so let us snap back to the Nigerian reality and delve into how it all started.

Originally, it was not a sweltering, choked up place swarming with all manners of drifters and hustlers but a commodious dwelling where the repairing and servicing of desktop PCs among various other computer related issues were rendered. Been the only one of its kind at the time, it popularity grew over the years that it was commonly referred to as the 'Floor'.

Through the concerted efforts of a pockets of various energetic IT oriented guys and men-gineers who truly understand the language spoken by computers towards the late 90s, the Computer Village was unanimously birthed ane later on evolved to become a place established majorly for the buying and selling of mostly digital electronics ranging from computers, gadgets, phones and their accessories, where among the myriads of dealers still exist those who maintain an integrity of stocking genuine products albeit scantily few.

Computer Village is, today very far from what it could have been. It is neither a tech industry as erroneously depicted nor is it a place for tech innovation, it has become a busy market community where profit seekers and companies can set up shop to overprofit from the sales of any kind of merchandise.

It is still by and large a den for hustlers. Infact it should be sloganned as the hustlers capital of the Africa, if not the whole world.
EducationRe: Why Aeroplanes Are Painted White? by y3mi(m): 7:51pm On Mar 03, 2020
It because aliens are naturally color blind but whites easily helps their UFOs detect airplane so as to avoid collisions. If you don't believe then explain how come airplane crashing into saucers unless you wanna say you don't believe in terms existence of space aliens.






Hell, if I do.
grin
RomanceRe: For Guys That Cant Wait To Get Married To An Igbo Girl. [see Pictures] by y3mi(m):
Outrageous but I'm in support.

Marriage isn't for dudes as the op has said, marriages are for men. Capable men.

I've no issue providing those items and even more provided the money is available and the love is there.

The big issue is after everything she doesn't turn out to be of another character/personality completely different from the courtship period.

However parents should ensure their daughters are raised well and very much up to standard (culturally and behaviour-ally)

Nb.
This may be far from the prenups agreement some wealthy westerner do but in a way quite similar as it ensures a lot of things that's destroying the marriage institutions.

If every tribes in Nigeria are doing this, there would be respect for married women folk as if will greatly put an halt to all those out of wedlock marriages were the lady is abused and or periodically subjected to maltreatment as the hubby believes afterall her bride price isn't paid for.

Notice how many married igbo women in are taken care of, I'm not saying all of them, I believe most. Even if the husband get indulge in extra-marital affairs, he never downgrades or subject his wife to unfairness. By the way I'm a big hater of extramarital activities.
CrimeRe: Kingsley Obiukwu: Police Battered, Robbed, Gave Me N200 For Fare by y3mi(m): 9:29pm On Mar 01, 2020
AlmonDeLemon:
Good know i still have the OGs around. I was an MK fanatic then.
which ones?

The classic old one some 3 and 3 ultimate or trilogy

or

The new new generations like 9, X, XL and 11 ?

Cos if it's the former, then just forget it as i will give you the game pad to chose for whichever character you'd like me to use to flawless you.

grin
CrimeRe: Kingsley Obiukwu: Police Battered, Robbed, Gave Me N200 For Fare by y3mi(m): 9:23pm On Mar 01, 2020
Jaqenhghar:
..and whats funny there?
Apparently you also cant read or you would have seen where he said he was grabbed.
Your village people no try at all
Him village pipu worry am so tey e just dey fail English comprehension for school anyhow
SportsRe: How Arsenal And Watford Trolled Liverpool After Stunning Defeat by y3mi(m): 8:58am On Mar 01, 2020
Gnaeusmagnus:
Arsenal and Watford should go and rest (I am an Arsenal fan , by the way, so this isn't from a pro-liverpool perspective)

Liverpool AFC had a very very busy December and first few weeks of January. Not only were they playing in the league, they had to play in the League Cup, FA Cup, Champions league, and even World Club Cup. Watford just have the league, while Arsenal have league and Europa to consider (and they are even out of Europa.)

At some point all that extra minutes of football was going to catch up with them(Liverpool)...and it did vs Watford.

Remember one of the main reasons why Croatia did not win the last world cup? Because they played 45-60 extra minutes compared to France. (Croatia played extra time in the second round, quarters, and semifinals. France did not. And the quarters included penalty shootout for croatia).

Football is also about who is more refreshed than the others. And for me, I doubt Liverpool is going to win the League, FA, and Champions league trophy (quadruple ) this year. Because they don't have the legs. I expect Klopp to focus on the league and maybe Champions league, and dump the FA cup. And it may even just be the league they win.(Remember when Liverpool won their league cup match against Arsenal in December,? Klopp was looking misreable for a winning coach...because he knew it was just extra minutes for his boys)
Philip in my Liverpool WhatsApp group chat has the following reply for you, after posting your sensible response there.

[3/1, 8:47 AM] Philip Liverpool: Hmmmm, I don't agree with this philosophy
[3/1, 8:47 AM] Philip Liverpool: The longer you wait to play the rustiness u become...
[3/1, 8:48 AM] Philip Liverpool: Look at it, since we came back from that winter break, we have been playing rubbish
[3/1, 8:48 AM] Philip Liverpool: Let's just accept the fact
[3/1, 8:48 AM] Philip Liverpool: Liverpool are better playing regular games
[3/1, 8:49 AM] Philip Liverpool: Look at Fabinho, because of the time off due to injury, his impeccable form is gone
[3/1, 8:49 AM] Philip Liverpool: Henderson may never get himself back in form
[3/1, 8:50 AM] Philip Liverpool: The more u play, the more in-form u are likely to become

Maynation so you're a Liverpool fan too....ehnehn

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