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Dlordsamurai:You are as daft as the handle of a samurai sword. Rather than being vitriolic, what other alternative can you suggest to alleviate her plight ? I for one If I could, will send her more than that without having no string attached. Except maybe if she fits my taste though, and that's a huge maybe. Normally if this mere geographical expression mistaken for a country is truly democratic, they ought to be a welfare system that would cater for not only ladies in her shoes but for guys who wouldn't resort to crimes and cyberfrauds. |
Edopesin:Imagine, one of them crickets calling me a troll! How can an OP be a troll in his own thread? Shows how much some people suck at trolling. Anyway... I enjoy seeing them yelp with every each post they make to defend their Shame of Thrones and it shouldn't surprise those whose tastes in entertainment as being highly refined to know that these Shame of Thrones addicts are the same teens, preteens and adults alike who are obsessed with the never-ending anime fantasy like Naruto. And yes... Shame of Thrones can be likened to a lame azz anime series like Naruto since they both share an ultra-fantasy world in common bearing a tendency to never reach a logical conclusion for as long as the appetite of the imaginatively-dry zombience is continuously fed with more and more |
With such blithe disregard for the imagination-dead, fantasy-jerking crickets who have hopped here to chirp, I hereby proceed with impunity to further squash their lurid existence. Of all the realistic fictions available, it's Lame of Thrones these wankers can attribute '48 Laws of Power' to, what an insult to the profound work of Robert Greene. Well, I see this only reveals to me that the same class of pedantic minions swarming this section of the Matrix are of the same stock I've encountered in the real world. The nearest of any reality-akin motion-fiction TV series a book as incisive, thought-provoking and mentally-engaging as 48 Laws of Powers can be attributed to...is 'Power', and not Lame of Thrones where Lord of The Ring meets Corriolanus meets Reign of Fire in collusion with The Tudor to produce an expanded world of Eragonic fantasy jumbled with folkloric elements found in Ladybird's classics. I'd rather watch James Cameron's 'Avatar' in reverse slow motion. |
First time I heard of him was in those kid days where we were told Colombia is the only place cocaine is legal, and that he was killed on top of a roof. After watching Narcos, I learned a lot about him and the socio-political dynamics that shaped and guided the decisions of the legendary drug baron 'Pablo Escoba'. What's there to learn from a useless time-wasting fiction like Shame of Thrones? I'd rather watch boring British films if there's nothing else in the world to see.. Oh darn, there are thousands sword & sorcery / hack n slash / fantasy books of fiction that kick Lame of Throne arses over Everest crest. There's Dungeon and Dragons world, there's the King Beyond The Gates world if I remembering that title correctly, and numerous others, some of which I've read in a long past but can't remember. I treat it with the same hate I despise the likes of Eragon and Finding Nemo. |
Why all these noises about Game of Thrones series addicts in Nigeria.... Even on radio, OAPs wastes airtime musing on the Dethroned. Lame of Thrones only appeals to those who are incapable generating never-ending fantastic concept which some of us do on daily basis, I was one of the first to come across it in an SFX magazine months before the first pilot episode was premiered but when I eventually got to watch it, I excused myself instantly while my sisters got glued to it. I don't waste my time watching some people's imagination made into series, same way I never watched Merlin and Legend of The Seeker and wouldn't watch a serialized World of Warcraft...I'll rather watch fact based non-fiction series that are historically inspired such as Spartacus, Vikings, Marco-Polo, DaVinci Demons (a bit added fictions). Even I'll watch a Pirate of the Caribbean if it was converted into seasons because sea pirates actually existed, hell I'll keep watching a post-apocalyptic series like The Walking Dead despite its declining audience and low ratings simply because it's original idea continue to reflects how humans would continue to be humans in the midst of ever-present dangers. |
pu7pl3:Seriously!...like there's an actual difference between 'what it meant' and why 'she used it'...Okay, which of the two is her answer best responding to ? Nigerians! always trying to hide behind one finger ? Okay, tell me what does the 7 and 3 in your moniker means and why use it ? pu7pl3:Why did you take exceptional notice of the '69'. Nigerians! always answering question with question. pu7pl3:I strongly disagree with you from here to wherever Buhari true location is. Yeah, yeah, yeah...ladies round the world certainly share in some of those misbehaviors which are peculiar to ours but it doesn't define them by default the way ours can be defined by. It's so inherent in ours. Heck! Let's not even travel far, nearby Ghana, based on what learned from different Nigerian guys there, their country ladies (not their celebs) are so much different from ours, they are genuine and sincere. However with the way things are going...it's just a matter of time before Nigerians vitiate their society. |
Beosten:I got it, I just replied you. |
pu7pl3:You know what the 69 could probably mean but you just couldn't suppress that urge to satisfy the carnal curiosity in you. I wish she said it denote the yin☯yang which reflect why she likes to say things as she sees them from both sides. I'll then wonder what kind of reply you'll give. @MissRaine69 If I decide to add to that list, some here might mistaken me for a misogynist. @Topic: Truth is...in as much as many of the listed turn-offs are peculiar to the majority of our ladies, it is important to also note that they are exclusive to Nigeria and Nigeria alone, not that such aren' t exhihitrd in other climes but it's so prevalent here that it has become idiosyncratic to our femalefolks, therefore.....discussions which could have eventually pinpointed the causative factors that induce and drive this mentality should have surfaced to steer this polemic thread into a safety rather than everyone smearing it with snides and needless sarcasm. But then again this is Nairaland. Seun Lalasticlaa Mynd44 Just so we get to read diverging opinions from other readers. This is another index-page deserving thread. We've had enough of all those politics and crime reportage uglifying Nairaland landing page. This thread is so kick-ass it beat all of those half-baked crap from bamise peters blog that aren't FP-worthy but stil always manage to slide up at every break-a-dawn. |
Lalasticlala Seun mynd44 You know what to do. |
GiantParrot:Ogadei....you don't seem to get what's being tackled here....most of the ladies in our society are all about the material and financial capability of a guy/man without having nothing more to offer him other than her ravishing beauty which I'm not against. But the mentality of desiring a good, decent, hard-working, God-fearing sincere fly-guy only to readily avail themselves to the spendthrift happening-guys while neglecting moneythrift struggling-guys many of whom are avoided despite his readiness to build a future with her is one of the many area of confusion this thread seek to point out in our female. Even worse off are the self-acclaimed so-called 'big-girls' who will measure a guy's value by his financial status and material acquisitions, how many of could do something as noble as what Amy Lee of Evanescence did, who married her drummer...in Nigeria: lai-lai, such ain't happening else Tiwa and Linda would have settled for whoever their heart choses but no, the mentality is like a virus that compels to think: the least of his rides is a 2018 Range Rover Scorpion CHECK, he lives in a mansion CHECK, he holidays in Europe thrice a year CHECK, his looks, well not bad CHECK, he's into a number businesses CHECK, is he a graduate UNCHECKED...no I won't yield cos I'm sure a much better one is somewhere out there and will soon come my way. Psst! MissRaine69:On the hindsight, why is that the few who have more to offer than just their ability to reproduce always appear unattractive and without an emphaSIZED Tuface and Idibia. I don miss your posts, make I go read your new threads. |
HeOrShe:You're willing to partake in the crime of money ritual and yet you're warning others that "crime don't pay"....typical Nigerian hypocrite. And it's kudos not Kudus goshen26:D guy no be small mumu...Na their type dey defend God like say tomorrow no dey...but na so so unGodly life dem dey live upandan. |
Lalasticlala Seun mynd44 this thread deserves FrontPage |
PenSniper:You are indeed in touch with the reality of things as far as Yorubas are concerned, unlike those bunch of elders who call themselves Afenifere, YCE, Egbe Ijinle Yoruba etc who ever since their inception has done nothing significant or tangible to favor the interest of the Yoruba at large. So far their children are safely tucked away abroad and their business are undisturbed here, these packs of old folks are comfortable with the status quo and will continue to pretend to see no evil and hear no evil. The real spokesmen were and are FFK, Fela, Wole Soyinka, Fasheun etc and not these circus-runners who only feel the need to voice out every once in a while just to make sure obscurity isn't devouring them the way Nigeria is bleeding their people. |
orisa37:Nothing defines insanity more than the generality of the Yorubas who despite being the most decimated within the infernal contraption called Nigeria, they continue to use their blood to cement it together. [quote author=beberebe post=5888[b][/b]2612] Don't mind them.....A region where peoples heads are always missing[/quote]easier for you to say...all because people from other regions including yours keep demanding them. @Dollyak Is that really you on your dp or a doll ? |
Larryfest:So this is what you want below: Intellectuality: 0/100 Bed Skills: 0/100 Cooking skill: 0/100. Domestic skill: 0/100 Appearance/Sense of Dressing: 0/100 Decorum: 0/100 Trustworthy: 100/100 |
Ilajeboy:Do you mean to say adorable ? |
CrescentMoon:Except you've met each of these trio, there's no way you, me or anyone can truly determine the real nature, temperament and personality of anyone on Nairaland based on these typed texts we read online. At the bolded and italicized - Nothing truer. CrescentMoon:Since you want your woman to possess said attributes and capabilities, I would like to see how your options would be arranged if you are to chose here |
Guys if you were asked to pick one out of all the features you can ever wish for in a would-be wife, which one in particular would that be. NB: Assuming other non-tangible qualities are assured such as faithfullness, honesty, loyalty, God-fearing, faaji and what have yo... Mine may change, but for now: Larryfest:So this is what you want below: Intellectuality: 40/100 Bed Skills: 0/100 Cooking skill: 50/100. Domestic skill: 0/100 Appearance/Sense of Dressing: 05/100 Decorum: 05/100 The highest % remains the answer. To me a spouse must to sabi cook die pass me. |
dmgr:"Am Ain't Rich Neither Handsome,but Girls Won't Let Me Be" Given the title....I clicked this thread to read and give two profound explanations as to why in Nigeria, guys who are actually ugly and penniless tend to have numerous girlfriends than a handsome guy would strive to secure one but only for me to be disappointed. You buddy are a Good-Bad Guy, well done. I can see through your deception, claiming I am not this, I ain't that whereas it's on the contrary. Finally you got the attention you alleged not to be looking for. Thing is I don't see myself hatching ploys in order to fulfill what the likes of you always desire to do. There are too many things screaming at me to be achieved. MissRaine69:Not even close. This dude is simply a GBG aka Artemisia absinthium, they belong to the Wolf category, fair enough they aren't much different from, but still better than the BBG aka Hyenas aka coyotillo aka Karwinskia humboldtiana ![]() |
imustsaymymindo:Such men nearly exist. |
Nice! |
MissRaine69:Ha! Sorry for keeping you waiting Damsel, I dozzed off ni o!. I've modified the post with my response to the OP. Just click HERE to jump straight there. I hadn't forseen this topic could make frontpage. |
sekxy:First of all, there's nothing bad when females express an ordeal of this nature, be it the jilted or a girlfriend who does it on her behalf, but what I hate is whenever such lamentation is presented with so much INDIGNATION..like WTF! Sometimes Nigerian babes just makes me angry with their phony sob stories as if guys aren't the ones who get used and dumped the most. Is it because males in that same shoe your friend was don't voice out., I've being lovelorned, jilted and emotionally barbecued in 3 short-lived relationships so much that I'd begun to think love is a forsaken thing in this part of the world. I invested emotionally, physically and financially in the hopes of building a future together with someone you believe is your significant other, but only for me to turn out PUNKED...see Sexkyw abi na Sexksi sef...there are numerous authentic stories I can tell you that are bordered on this same premise wherein guy(s) are the ones who got torpedoed but there's this particular one that I've always wanted to share with guys here on Nairaland because it is so heart-wrenching and cruel it makes your fake or incomplete story sound like an Alice got lost wandering in Wonderland. It's a story every guy should read. As in you yourself go fear women after reading it. I was even contemplating whether if it deserves a thread on its own or to post it here upon reading what you shared on your GF's behalf, but I chose the former, however which, I shall remember to mention you as soon as I find time to write and thread it. And like I said, it's a must-read for every guy-in-love out there. Getting back to the issue of what happened to your girlfriend, I have this to say before leaving you with a story that transpired several years ago. Provided certain factors are satisfied, no guy/man, and I repeat no guy/man WILL EVER abandon his soul-mate for anyone else. Right now, I wish but I can't afford the time to start explaining why I'm so adamant on that position, but I can say it's simply because there are metaphysical impossibility attached to it, if such a guy per chance does that, his success is bound to crumble fast and sometimes irrecoverable even without her needing to haul imprecations at him. Only if you had stumble on certain posts and write-ups I've written in a long past here on NL wherein I approach issues from the esoteric angle (not with this username) then you may agree. Most don't understand what it means to be with one soul-mate or to find one's significant order as a certain Yoruba proverb prays. What happened to your girlfriend MAY have nothing to do with the guy as both of them may or may not be aware of what they were in it for, but along the line while she definitely took certain things for granted and her expectation grew bigger as the opportunistic 'Good-Bad Guy' latches on to enjoy her amusement park while her stock last and to process Kondomatic's first three point into a law applicable in her case, my verdict goes - she had it coming. Tell her to cry us a river. Late night radio talk shows even made a serious topic out of it with various revamping for listeners to call in and air their views. I don't remember the full detail but it was about this abroad-based, already successful Nigerian guy who has being in a love-made-in-heaven relationship with a Nigeria babe for donkey years. In fact from the way the whole thing was being talked about you'd wonder - of all the damsels in France or USA where I think he is said to usually comes from to meet and court this said Nigerian babe, why her in particular. It must indeed be 'True Love'. On that fateful day, as the story goes - this guy just popped up unannounced to surprise her, greeted her girlfriends, dropped her a nylon bag and told her he want to see some folks around, he will be back soon but assures her as he takes his leave that she will enjoy what's inside as it's different in taste from all the Nigerian ones she's used to, before taking off in his ride. As the OAP narrate the story: facing her girlfriends all of whom who reside together, she protested "...can you imagine, of all the thing he has bought and done for me, it is this big bread he thinks I'm hungry for...I can't believe this, I feel insulted" She dumped it in the bin. The Good-Good Guy came back only to find what had happened, he just went straight to the trash and brought the nylon, opened and tore it up, brought out the diamond ring concealed inside the bread, and showed it to her as his means of stunning her with a proposal. It was said she knelt down begging and apologizing. I thought the whole story was fabricated until I saw it on other gossip sites and even spread like wildfire on FB & Twitter, this happened couple of years back before the coming of Instagram. Wouldn't you say the Good-Good guy has being a sucker while the relationship lasted all that long only for him to find out he's being in love with a greedy, materialistic, unemotional, pretentious, gold-digging skank. It was even rumored that it was the guy who bought her the car she drives and pays for her accomodation too. Point here is you gals have got to stop making this whole ish appear as though it's a one way thing. Guys too always gets fvcked over, if not the most. |
MissRaine69:That's a BIG "what if" the size of Titanic, and to come across such a lady is similar to finding a live Dinosaur in todays world. Such a babe can exist to exhibit said male-appealing features only if she grew up with like 9 brothers as she's the only female tucked in the middle. To be sincere, I think it is unfair on the side of the malefolk to express a desire for a lady with which varying 'all-rounder' qualities are demanded while the desirer remains bland with cliche manly features. A guy with high-end expectation from a babe must himself be an all-rounder sophisticated, he should know stuffs about the latest in the telenovela and soap opera she likes, he should capable of certain skills only a male nail-technician has. Can discuss about what female hairstyle is trending if he can't braid, plait, weave, attach, blow-dry her hair. Can cook on a scale of 9/10, see where I'm going with this - a guy should only desire someone to complete him only if he comes bearing qualities that can complete an all-rounder lady. So I guess each one is best left to the proclivity of their gender. |
wHyyyyyyyyyY:I never meant you to be an all-rounder, I simply said you need to be an all-rounder for you to meet an all-rounder person, meaning it takes one to meet one. An all-rounder isn't the same as a perfect someone. No sentient being can attain perfection. Even the Abrahamic God isn't. To me, an all rounder lady is one who encompasses a variety of qualities not just her looks, Tuface and Idibia. Messi to me is no where near a fine footballer. I'be goof reasons to call Cristianor Ronaldo a near perfect footballer of our time. CR7 is 95% perfect. J.J. Okocha is 99%. You may wanna check this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_jGo7r_0y4 Back to the topic. Missraine69 now that I'm fully awake...I can think a little bit clearly. Have you watched the movie 'Awake'? The lady (Jessica Alba) knew all along from the start what's in it for her, despite the surgeon (Terrence Howard) puts her up to it. It's the lover boy who doesn't realise how love has rendered him confused and gullible. I'd say most times Nigerian guys know what they want but would beat around the bush hence providing the chance for said girls to exploit. Nigerian girls/women/ladies/babes can only be said to be confused whenever they speak of 'good/nice' guys and or true love. yongg:Forget about the message you sent. You have to appease Hecates and Aphrodites with great offering before this Nairaland most-sought-after Damsel may consider to glimpse yours amongst the hundreds of PMs she receives hourly. |
MissRaine69:Certainly that's true. And what does that makes them ? Well I don't seem to care again. Thing is ever since I could think as a kid I've being unable to shake the thought of settling down with an outsider, Nigeria of today gives one a hundred and nine good reasons to venture out. Blondes are believed to be dumb bimbos in the western world, I'd prefer the dumbest blonde to many of the shallow headed girls the fake federation is saturated with. I know there are beauties with brains here too but are so scarce it's as though they don't exist. Truth is 98% bombshells round the world prefer to rely on their physical assets rather than developing their intellect. BTW I thought you live in the UK. wHyyyyyyyyyY:Well they exist but you gotta be an all-rounder yourself to meet one ![]() |
True but the physical attractions goes both ways, ...brb |
softwerk:Northerners are the most perverted in Nigeria. They are so immoral, corrupt and lustful that they saw the need to introduce such draconian law to checkmate their lifestyles. |
This one is beyond what can be called Crime of Passion. Hers belong to no where within the psychotic spectrum disorder. missrain69, indeed...we have all kinds of killers in Nigeria and Africa at large the types that exist in western world, serial-killers among the citizenry, psychopaths at place of work, megalomaniacs in government. |
HardMirror:I strongly disagree, it may interest you to be informed that contrary to popular belief, this urban legend about Calabar girls is nothing but a factoid that was distorted from an original truth in the same way Ijebus are erroneously thought to be parsimonious. The believe that Calabar girls are s3x addicts is based on falsehood. An aspect of their age-old tradition young maidens are placed under the tutelage of village-mothers who grooms, guide and train them in the ways and arts of satisfying and please their husband in respect to cooking, appearance, child-raising/bearing, keeping the household intact and satisfying him sexually...but it is this sex aspect low-IQ, culturally-ignorant Nigerians focuses on and blew out of proportion to stereotype Calabar girls as sex-maniacs with loins, genitals and hips made out of machines. There are Yoruba and Edo girls who are so nymphomaniac they make Calabar girls look frigid. cc: MissRaine69 HardMirror:A lots on Nairaland here would disagree. Igbos may be hardworking but the fact that they are opportunistic, desperate and heavy risk-takers, that enough negates that particular hardworking characteristic. Igbos are generally capitalistic. I admire Igbos for their in-built strength to persevere and business acuity. cc: InvertedHammer HardMirror:Do you mean online or offline because I strongly disagree...you should have put it into percentage HardMirror:Nairaland guys...well that includes you as well. HardMirror:So...other girls from various ethnicities in Nigeria are transparent because you've met every Yoruba babes in Yorubaland ? Well you said it...stereotyping is what this thread is about. HardMirror:That would only spell true for their elites who loot the most from government, but for the generality of the Hausa people they are actually more sincere and honest than others. HardMirror:So very wrong, where's your statistics ? |
rinrin23:More of no. 2 |
seun lalasticlala Rocktation farano |
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