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That chewing Koala was more than a thousand words. You killed everything they could come up with in one stroke. Wish I can stay on this interesting development but, I need to go cash some sleep to get ready for work in the morning, will be back in 8 hours or so.

HalfTruth:
E si n rerin. Ko ma da o. lol

We'll do justice to this thread tomorrow, I've used all my energy to laugh tonight, make I go sleep.

Abeg, my goodness! I've not laughed like this in weeks. My ribs seriously!

The next thing you will hear from them now is, the herdsmen can't come into their mother's bedroom to kill or kidnap her.

HalfTruth:
Egbon mi, eleyi ko n se laughing matter o. Odidi Priest, eniyan Olorun, Enugu's VIP (Very important Pastor). Na dem dey steal for broad daylight o. If we talk now, dem go tell us 500 military men was backing one Fulani rascal when he kidnapped Enugu's VIP.

Her mouth like a vulture.

Her mat looking lower lip like something that has been rolled around a tree.

It was just right in the case of Linda. She's simply reaping the reward of her work. The celebrities are humans, and Linda is one of them, so it's time for someone to beam the light on her too.

sainty2k3:
well, its still wrong for him to talk that way . bloggers or reporters carries rumors about celebrity everywhere, someone even said Buhari was dead. lol. u gat to absorb a lot of shit as celebrity

Idiotic Mbu didn't see the need for this repairs when his drunken boss was there.
The foolish squirrel was busy doing a hatchet job.

You don't get, There is a different level of publicity, where others make all the noise for him while he strolls in not only to take the credit for doing such project without anyone knowing, but come across as humble and and a man who isn't into show off and could have more investments he isn't talking about.

iamrealdeji:
Nigeria celebs don't do anything lowkey,they have to loud everything

Yoruba boy ko oloruka boy ni! Don't even go there, respectable Yoruba will never do what Linda is doing, so she asked for it. I guess you released this for those Yoruba that would have their skin pull into clothes at a drop of hat? You never heard that useless adults like Linda have their cane size? These days the agbayas have their size. No adult would treat younger ones anyhow and get away with it. She deserves every bit of it. I knew she would meet her match one day.

sainty2k3:
I tot whizkid is a Yoruba boy. This one lacks respect o. we don't talk this way even if someone is a year older than you

Maybe he's moving to his own house he just completed and needed free publicity, and then come out and lecture brag that, 'house is a necessity everyone especially the smart celebs should have, not an achievement to announce to the world'. He will take his 5 minutes and still come across as a little guy doing big things unannounced, living his enemies wondering what other project he is not talking about, all in a fuss.

I know a family that writes $30,000 check every year for their home tax alone, the closer to the city and the size of the lot the higher the taxes. We don't know what he's trying to do or if he knows what he's doing at all, but if he paid cash for his home which I believe is one of the requirements under EBS or whatever it's called, that should leave him with just the taxes, one show in the US should take care of that. While I don believe people running before crawling, it's his money, I just won't look at stars like him twice when they need money for medical treatment, cos they had the opportunity to save.

ayodele234:
A home of $500,000 will attract close to $15,000 annually on property tax, not counting insurance and other related cost. Trust me, he can't keep up with the payment for a long time. Owning a home in America is more like slavery so why should someone collect little naira change and go and dump it in America mortgage slavery?

If you buy a home in the US for $500k, you can get a green card. I guess he took advantage of that.

Clone2020:
Maybe he'said making plans to move into his U.S mansion I read about 2 weeks ago. I still have my doubts though, why would he buy a mansion in the U.S. when he's not a citizen or a green card holder? Does it mean everytime he wants to visit his house, he would apply for visa? I think he's wither mortgaging that house in the U.S. or he's using another person's house to pose. Whatever the case, I think he's rich enough to pay his renthe, it could just be that he's moving to a bigger place.

I said Edo.
Can you tell why you think he isn't?
He's just trying to be Yoruba, he isn't one.

zimoni:
Macof is Benin?

Hahhaahahahahahahahaha

whitecat no go kill me with laughter tonight.

You are funny ehnnnnn

Lame, low self-esteem strait jacket crazed wannabe Yoruba.

macof:
apparently you're schizophrenic
I'm so sorry

Oh please!!!

zimoni:
I'm Igbo?

I dey laugh.

Pele.

I'm not one of those who fell for their lies.
I have always said and stood by it that IBOS HAVE NO OIL!

Not so smart! The poor guy has death premonition and wants to hang it on buhari. Even if buhari kills you, it will still have to be proven beyond reasonable doubt that he did. Now think about haters who would love to put blame of your death on buhari by killing you. Defense lawyers dream.

Yorubaland soars on!

You are! You don't attack Benin, but step in to soften the Yoruba blows on them. You always act as cushion for benin, you can't fool anyone here. No problem is greater than the one of identity crisis you have.

macof:
im edo? yet I've been down talking Benin empire whenever Edos raise their ugly heads to tackle Yorubas?
you got a real problem woman

That is suspect, trust me, I know some people are motivated by the hate they had for Buhari and Apc, but we shouldn't let that obstruct the big picture. Nigeria can't make it, and the earlier we start putting our heads together for a way forward the better for us.It's never too early to start what would take 5 years to realize.

johnwizey:
Ma dawon lohun o je, eni ba fe lo ko ma lo. Nigba ti ko si yoruba laarin awon alase wa nigbayen, a o pariwo. Nisinyi to wa je pe yoruba ni igba keji aare orile ede le wa ni oya ka ma lo.

Yoruba have always been about us, just leave Yoruba out of your biafra and there'll be no problem.

Only you ibos will continue to roast because you 'are all brawl no brain'. Watch as we do ours without noise or taking innocent people hostage.

chiefobdk:
good talk yoruba should face thr warrant and remain mute whrever or whenever ipob and Masson is being mentioned.


we sacrifice uwazurike u can roast him for all we care.

You know You don't believe that no ibo person here, 'wolfslair' is definitely one, 'zimoni' is probably one, half of has ibos interest at heart, 'macof' is probably from Edo. So many of them talking southern unity have something to lose if Yoruba stands alone, so they'd rather put up with another hater.

chiefobdk:
page 2 yet no Igbo person here to misyarn...


all I can say to everyone above me is

GOOD MORNING...

it's all coming back.

Kini awon isoro to ni to poju ohun ti e le yanju fun ra yin, ti o fi je pe dandan ni e gbodo ku si Hausa ati ibo lorun? Se won bi soni meja ni? Kilode ti eru nba yin lati da duro? Mo ngbo, mo fe gbo wahala ti Yoruba wa ninu e to fi je pe wiwa ninu Nigeria ni kan lo le yo wa. Ti oju e o ba le gba ki awon olofufe e fi e sile lo, e de ko eru yin tele won, e ke lo ni eniyan fi ndi ibo abi Hausa nsihin? Se bi ke ti wo fila winter ke de ro iro si labe ati 10 pockets shirt fi se buba, ke de joko je eba pupa pelu ori omo ikoko while waving and howling at passersby?

oyinkinola:
....isoro omo yoruba nbe nile taa moju to, taa tun wona ati da mii kun, gbogbo elegbe jegbe to nja fun isokan yoruba gbodo yopa yose kuro loro oselu, ki won foselu sile foloselu, ki won gbaruku tawon oba alaye wa, ki won di ofin ibile wa mu ki won le daabo bomo yoruba ati dukia awa yoruba nile loko.

You are the man oh jare!

I can't believe what I'm reading from some so called Yoruba here about southern unity. Most people looking for southern polar bag here are not Yoruba anyway. They are mostly impostors, they are afraid their favorite people they love to hate are leaving and will be left with no one to hate on, NO MUMU LIKE YORUBA you know, Yoruba are the only people that can be insulted and still sing praises of their abuser, you can't beat that. What makes them think the ibos really want to be on their own when they have refused to tow the clear path to that effect? They have found time to make the secession more about Yoruba than their independence, insulting us day and night. It's suicidal for Yoruba to count on any southern solidarity when we still don't know why we are hated when all we have shown them is love. Can anyone tell why these people can't sabotage our efforts when the opportunity presents itself halfway? We might as well remain in Nigeria if we are still going to take some baggage along, they are as much a threat to us as the people we want to leave behind, they are just afraid to die while Hausa/fulani aren't. Don't get it mixed up, Ibos are still fighting us with everything in their power, so are the Hausa to a certain extent. The Yoruba in kwara are kogi should speak for themselves.

Some Yoruba have lost their sense.of self and so much used to being beaten by the police and soldiers that they are willing to put up with abuse from others when all they need to do is put their foot down and say ENOUGH!

We can stand alone and we need to work towards that, alone. And if others in the south want the same, let them go after it and we will meet at the ECOWAS and UN like you said. And to those who must have ibos or others, I'm sure you can follow them to their countries and get permanent residency to live out your dream with them, and let those who want to be free from abuse have peace.

Hinging Yoruba's plan for autonomy on moving with others is witless, and it's like a prosecutor that builds his case on a bipolar witness, we know he will regret ever filing the charges. Yoruba be wise, there's no tribe in Nigeria we can walk alongside to our future, neither do we need the diversion from even attempting to look for friends. If others want what we want, let's go after it independently and meet at the end.

lawani:
Secession is not war. What is needed is unity of purpose and unanimity. So we need to get leaders like former President Obasanjo to support the move, then it will be a done deal as he can get the support of others that is needed.

Ok, thanks.

CFCman:
It was legal in the other 49 states except Mississippi. This ruling essentially legalizes same-sex adoption in that state.

Greed made the manufacturers outsource their companies in the first place and they will have to come back especially when they are hardly breaking even under heavy tariffs slammed on them.

Your link isn't really backing your claims, it's convoluted and alleging that, other Hispanics are the people crossing the border and not Mexicans when it is well documented that these other Hispanics are jailed and deported as soon as they are found in Mexico, so how did they cross when they are not even allowed in Mexico? The left already lost this argument. Who is saying they are not Mexicans crossing when the border patrols know more than everybody? Mexico is trying to shift the blame to others again, when it has failed in the past.

You sound indoctrinated and can't separate issues from the blind position you are in. Again, he's not banning religion but terrorists, and he didn't call for Muslims practicing their religion in peace to be stopped from coming in.

The world/America today is different and our thought process must reflect that. Every country must put anything to prevent terrorists from entering their border. The terrorists have been going in and out of the US, sometimes to attend terrorists training camp and then come and be a next door neighbor. A bill is cooking I heard, to ban people like that from coming back and even have their citizenship revoked.

You are obviously troubled, but whatever it is, is yours alone to carry, cos normal human being would love to have anything in place to secure human lives and prevent terrorists killing innocent people.

Missy89:
Simple economics. If he increases taxes on goods manufactured abroad (The simpleton said he wont even do it and it is just a bluff). The manufacturer will increase the retail price. And the price will still be cheaper than American made ones because of the cost of manufacturing. Companies that moves back will not have any market share because of their price. Besides, He manufacture stuffs in China too



Most American companies are even leaving china and going to India and Vietnam. This is 2016, manufacturing jobs can only be profitable if you move it to a low income economy and advanced economy like the US are more competitive in the service/financial industry. Doesn't mean the economy is declining it is just evolving. Most of the mass produced goods in low wage economies still get their design, patent, R & D from the US anyway so it doesn't stop or reduce innovation

The problem is that there should be more funds made available for blue collar manufacturing workers and cities to develop there service industry. Politicians just dont like talking about it. American companies already get tax breaks. if you give them more, it means you have to borrow more to balance the budget.


Statistics show that you are wrong. Few Mexicans are coming to the US.

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/02/11/mexico-and-immigration-to-us/


You seem to be confused about what you are saying here. He wants to ban someone from coming to the US because of their religion. Even autocratic countries that is very conservative do not have that position. China and the Arabs are not as open as the US yet they do not have politicians trying to ban someone mainly because of their religion. The last time i checked, the US is not issuing visas for terrorist to come in to the US. How do you "figure out what is going on with the Islamic terrorists and individuals posing threat" Sounds really idiotic

Where are the facts?

You can't place career politicians and 'facts' in the same sentence.

Missy89:
There is no attack ad or speech about Donald Trump that is not based on FACTS. He is a simpleton. Simple!

He is in over his head

China and others are being fed by the same #neverTrump, antiTrump in both parties.

What makes you think he can't bring jobs back? It's simple like he said. He will bring jobs back by increasing taxes on goods made overseas and give tax break to the ones in the country. It will then be up to the manufacturers to set up their businesses where they can make it. Remember, the China, India, Vietnam and the rest need American huge market.

Mexicans are not moving back home, they are still entering the US in droves, ask the state troopers, ICE and thousands of Americans along the border living in terror. It's only in the border towns that people don't lock their doors because it will be broken down by people crossing the border illegally. People come home from work to find Mexicans taking shower in their houses with backpacks full of drugs and guns in the living rooms.

He's not banning any religion, he's saying what political correctness won't allow Washington cowards to say. He's talking common sense, he's saying, it takes hate to want to blow people up, he said "let's stop giving some people visas, and borders thoroughly vetted and walled till we are able to figure out what is going on with the Islamic terrorists and individuals posing threat". When did it become a crime to protect your people? Chinese don't allow people in their country illegally, neither do Arabs, so why should Americans do it?

Missy89:
Your rant makes absolute no sense.

If China is calling him mussoulni , How does that concern the American electorate? The idea that he will bring back jobs is just ridiculous anybody who believes that need to learn simple economics. Besides, Chinese media see him as a propaganda tool and paint him as what is wrong with democracy and why china is better off being communist has nothing to do with American companies in China

How can he "force" a company back to the US?

How does "unskilled" illegal immigrant drive down salaries? If the are unskilled, how would they get the skilled job in the first place? Most jobs that employ illegal immigrants are not what most skilled Americans do or are in the underground economy anyway ( cleaning, farms , meat packing, landscaping etc). The reason he wants them deported is because he thinks most of them are criminals and rapists not because of jobs.

All you need to do is check the statistics, Most Mexicans are returning home to work since most American companies are building factories on the Mexican border.

If his plan of banning a certain religion doesn't raise alarm, That will set a precedent and what makes you think few years into his presidency, he wont have a policy that segregates or profile American Muslims? America is a liberal democracy get it?

It's very bad, front runner treatment taken too far. And Trump is not helping matter, he just can't keep answering questions without thinking them through. I get it, he's tired and all but, this is politics and he a not a typical politician, plus most Americans don't say it when they don't know something. This election is his to lose. He ought to set up advisers and be consulting with them. The foreign countries know it's game over for them, and the republican party can't stand him because they can't control him, their gravy train will be derailed and special interests wings clipped He's the most unscripted presidential candidate in modern politics, so democrats are scared to death cos they don't know how to get him, he has no playbook, neither have they seem anything like him before now.

I didn't know it was illegal. I know few that have always had adopted children in some states, were they just foster parents or breaking the law?

I'm sure someone said that about the first wife till she Caroline showed up as the second wife. It's just a matter of time before her husband find the third irresistible wife, that's if she's not lurking yet.

Don't marry a married man if you are the jealous type and want to be the only wife. Who can stop a man that married 2 from marrying 3 or even 4? She needs to get used to it, the first wife didn't make noise.

Destined2win:
There is this colleague of mine, if you see the wife, you go know say some people fine for this world. She is a little more beautiful that caroline yet that my colleague cheats on her.

It left me wondering, how can someone have a wife as beautiful as this and still cheats with women that can't even stand in the presence of his wife?

If Danjuma cheats on this lady, I wonder what he is looking for outside

Actually, I think resolving the crisis is a good thing, but will be a disaster if the Agatu and the south don't learn anything from it and use the opportunity to prepare for them next time because we all know it will happen again.

What exactly did they sign? I hope they combed through the peace agreement. I read somewhere that Benue refused herdsmen grazing right, if true, thumbs up and more power to the people.

While roaming cows make good beef, there's enough land in the north for pasture and must be restricted up north and then transport them to the south for food. Every governor should support this, and the ones that refuse should be recalled. It's easy but the armchair critics are too lazy and stupidd to get anything done. The farmers need to first arm themselves (opc,mend etc should help train with firearms) calculate and determine losing 3 to 6 months of crops, even a year depending on what they are comfortable with and spray poison on their crops.

They can take these measures or be a sitting ducks. We are at war of a kind and anyone that gets killed by herdsmen without at least going down with one of them deserves to die.

VirginFinder:
You northern minorities are pathetic slaves of the Hausa/Fulani.
What a pity!