₦airaland Forum

mirexxx:
lol now am hungry

It's too late to cook for you.

Sleep dey catch me, I will give you a call probably tomorrow. Don't ask me where I get your digit, just be expecting my call or bank alert sha. Goodnight!

mirexxx:
not married

am still awake

It's well madam!

May he find you soon! You can also check on us, yemmit by name, tall and dark, God fearing,very rich and handsome, not proud and can cook both local and foreign foods.

mirexxx:
lol y u con vex na



oya swtdrms

I think sey you don sleep sef.

Your hubby no they around ni?

mirexxx:
na u get your mouth

am not a bird

I don vex!

Have a wonderful night rest!

mirexxx:
yea really!

Hmmmmmm

Besides, mirexxx sounds like the name of a bird. Are you a ladybird? Lol

Nobody know anything or born to become anything. We're what we are as a result of so many factors.

* society we live in

* our believe system.

* our perception as a result of what we see.

* our background or upbringing

* psychological factor

* our genetics composition.(E.g, being handicap, ugly,beautiful, short,tall,dark,light etc by birth).

mirexxx:
if they like they should pose as animals lol
it doesn't affect me on nl or in real life!

Really?

Meanwhile, it's very easy to recognize real girl here. They normally bear their real name or include part of it . They think like women by their posts.

DeeBoiyy:
Hehehe.

Just walk up to her with a smile(make it genuine or fake it genuinely) And just say hi. Anything she says from their is enough to start agood convo.

You can start practicing talking to beautiful girls either by just asking for directions from them or you talk to the ones who are paid to talk to you i.e waiters, shop attendants e.t.c

Someone who lacks courage can't just walk up to a lady in public like that.

@op, I understand your situation, schools,clubs,churches,cinema,event centers,banks,malls,stadiums,facebook,packs,beach,airport,filling station etc. These are the few places you can get a lady.

Hope you get PVC? You will meet many ladies at polling centre during the election. Just make sure you get digits of like 10 girls, I'm sure one go gree date you at the end of the day. Lolz!

zick19:
@yemmit90, policemen are doin okada riders in ur area datz funny

I will never believe it too if it was not happen to me. The mistake I made that day was that, I should've alighted at our campus gate. Once I entered school gate, my safety is guarantee because security on our campus is 100%.

Please NL, what does it called a phobia for those guys in black gkaki?

It's no doubt that some Nigeria police men are very uncivilized and brutal.

I could remember one of the days I will never forgot in my life. I was coming back to school that very evening, though I left around 3pm with the hope that by 8pm I would've arrive school, but unfortunately the holdup at Redeem camp was something else that day. And by the time we reached toll gate of the town I was going, it was around 12:45am. Everywhere was quiet except few Okada riders waiting for the passengers at the bus stop. I alighted and quickly rushed to Okada man to take me to my off campus home.

The man demanded 2k for the same place I pay only #50. To cut the story short, it was when I was about to got a hot slap I discovered that police were the ones doing Okada at the junction. I begged them to collect #500 and even show them my school I'd card,but they refused to listen. They gave me an option(you pay for the bike or spend your entire night
in the cell). I eventually went to their oga who seated at one corner like that. The man also refused to listen until I started addressing him(daddy daddy). He then order them to collect #800.

I was so frustrated that day, infact I was afraid he could stopped the bike and searched my bag and collected 50k that was there.

Some policemen are good and friendly anyway.

sirantonio:
Good people please i need recommendations on how to deal with termites as they are destroying my roofing woods and doors in my building. Any recommendation would be taken seriously.Help a Nigerian.

Go to the chemical shop and ask for a 'DD force'.

2undexy:
it simply means, KICK IN KICK IN (Kiki)....meaning, kick in my father and kick out Oga Jona.....shey i get am?

Lolz, you no get am jare!

I know 'Kikelomo' usually short to Kike

I know Okikioluwa short to Okiki etc

Which one short To KIKI?

Though 'stealing and corruption' are two different words and meaning in the english dictionary, but GEJ lacks wisdom to understand that it becomes a total corruption when it's doing by public office holders.

Can someone tell me the full meaning of that name 'KiKi'?

I doubt if no. 1,2 and 3 can happen.

1. How can election be shifts again when the tenure of the present administration will expire May 29.

2. Except military take over power,there cannot be any interim government under functioning democracy.

3. It's absolutely impossible or senseless to sack an INEC chairman few days to election. It's quite impossible to conduct a free and fair election under new chairman who assumed office few days to election.

4. Even if army seize power, they must immediately form an interim government that will be held by civilians or return power to eventual winner of the previous election or conduct a fresh one.

5. Election cannot be suspended because we are not at war as they were trying to portrayed it.

thorpido:
Many children are living with HIV..........passed on to them at birth or got infected somehow while living with infected parents.

It's so sad and very unfortunate!

@op, his father must be aware of his health status as earlier as possible. Though it might not be easy for you and your mom to just break the news to him just like that.

Meanwhile, in order to make it easy. You can simply take the boy to the Hospital and call the father he has a malaria. On getting there, tell the Doctor to carry out a new HIV test on him and invites the father for the result.

Note: you must keep it secret that the boy has been on HIV drugs since few years ago.

my heart is broken on hearing that a little boy of 10years old is living with HIV. How I wish I've power/drugs to deliver him.

Sometimes, I wish I could help people asking what businesses to do with money less than 100k by giving them a good business idea.

When talking about physical businesses, trading(I.e moving from one place/customer to another) is the only thing you can do with such money.

@op, there are some cheap stuffs you can start selling to people if you're so good at marketing.

HugeCock:
He should have accepted d gift, sold d car and donated 80% of the money to charity

You guys are as corrupts as the said politicians.

holicalpha:
You rejected the car because you want good governance.? How does rejecting the car make Nigeria better.? How does it help the poor, it would have made sense if you accept the gift,sell it and donate the money to an orphanage.

You rejected the gift but couldn't reject the position as Mr B running mate last election..

If you really want to make the world/Nigeria a better place please contribute and help the masses..
I know many people say trash about T.B Joshua but He is still a man of God i respect til date unlike some people desparetly vying for political position.


----------- Valar Moghulis

Your level of reasoning is extremely poor. Do we need to call God for you to know that the gift is not but a mere bribe to make him submissive,oblige or support their corrupt practices?

He should collect the car that was probably bought from the money meant to developed his society, sell and donate the money to orphanage? How does that help the society?

You even contradicts yourself. How would he help the society he belongs if he rejected VP slot?

Acekidc4:
Wich 29 and above? Am 24yrs n I use all of dem!!! Meanwhile does anybody still remba d slapping of Hands game; After Round 1 original panadol extra o tun gbe de!!!

Perhaps you inherited them from elder brothers?

You were born in 1991, so your primary school days should be around late 90's and earlier 2000. I doubt you used them.

creamylicious:
Abeg what's d age range of those pple who used dis book now? My age seems to be fluctuating. Don't know ow old I truly am

29 years old and above.

Beamborla:
Am I that old?

YES!

uboma:
Why should he beg the Landlord? For what nah! Please I do not subscribe to that. And FYI, did you not read in his post where he said the Landlord's boy deflated his tires in his absence? So what opportunity did he get to relate cordially with the boy before the tires were deflated? He did the right thing reporting the matter to the Police.

In my opinion, he shouldn't have called the police. By being a gentle man at that moment, the boy would've respected him the more and probably apologized for his action.

There are people like that, they use to be so crazy, stubborn or disrespect/frustrate you. All you need to do is to be humble and stylishly make them come back to their sense. They're the most friendly people and can die for you if you know how to handle them.

The foundation of their union is faulty.

The age gap between them is just too much.

The girl is immature and lack basic home training to understand the concepts of marriage.

The girl is not ready for marriage

The husband might be too dominant and rigid.

The husband lack respect towards her family.

The husband is not take good care of her.

silvermania:
Let's be sincere please. Pardon my neighbor instead of neighbour it was due to the space.

I will definitely move out of the place.

Fuvking each other at any slightest opportunity is quite inevitable.

akoma28:
bros, please how many bags of feed can take 250 beds for six weeks? Theni i need to know the amount of drugs you can get for them for this period. Finally, all things being equal, how much profit can u make out of 250 beds after selling them off for a period of 6 weeks. Expecting your reply. It is really urgent. You can mail me on dprofy_14@yahoo.com

You will definitely needs 37bags of 25kg of feed for that period. 8k worth of drugs or less should be enough.

Your profit depends on prize you're able to sell them or who you sell them to. For instant,you make more than 100% profit by selling it directly to consumers during festive period. You make less profit by selling it to the processors.

apexquest:
SERIOUSLY I DONT KNOW THE CURE TO SDS, BUT I KNOW U CAN PREVENT OR CONTROL IT BY LIMITING ACCESS TO FEED.
MY BIRDS WERE NOT UP TO 100, SO I GUESS I AM NOT A LARGE SCALE FARMER. I RAISE FOR 15 T0 16 WEEKS AND SELL TO THE MARKET MOSTLY DURING FESTIVE SEASONS.

Yes, that is the only way you can control the situation. We lost over 300 birds to this syndrome last year, it was a terrible experience.

Besides,your birds looks very neat and healthy.

mentorandfriend:
Just appreciating the development in Dubai.

Alright, have a wonderful day!

mentorandfriend:
Some of our brothers are in Saudi Arabia, Quatar, Dubai, etc where things are working, and calling us in Nigeria on phone, telling us not to vote a muslim. I tire for we country o.

And what is the correlation between the statement above and the demise of King Abdullah?

Man rise and fall like a winter wheat,but this name will never die in the hearts of his beloved ones and entire citizens of Saudi Arabia. RIP king Abdullah!

EmmaAjayi:
What do you actually advise in place of irrigation as we all know that plantain needs water throughout the year?
All roads lead to Ogbomosho for feasibility study.

Sorry for the late reply to your post.

The only alternative to irrigation system is rain. And if you check the post I previously quoted and my post,you will see that I only criticized and gave reason to his assumption that 'plantain could be planted anytime of the year as long as water is available'. Yes, but perhaps he forgot that we have rain and dry seasons respectively.

I therefore centered my reply to his post to irrigation system because I knew that was what he meant by saying that. Like I said before,irrigation is only good and reasonable when you're trying to make sure the plant get enough water during the dry season. My point is that, it might be a grave mistake by starting planting your suckers with a mere irrigation system as suggested by some in this thread and other threads. I'm quite understand they wanted to sell their suckers, but that doesn't not mean they should be advising a Novice with very little or zero experience/knowledge to emback on that dangerous rout.

hahn:
I was expecting the list not a lecture

He simply wants you to click on the link he posted.

@op, kindly list the damn thing here and let analyze them together.