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MissRaine69:
It's like a person specification for a job
Desired qualities on one side and essential qualities on the other side
List your qualities as well if you may. And don't say handsome , God fearing, hardworking ...break it down.
On a personal note maybe your quite rigid criteria is the reason why you are still searching.

ILoveChess:
No I don't. I never thought of opening an account here on nairaland. I just come here to read d comments whenever I'm bored. I'll send u a mail now. We can chat privately.

U can check ur mail. Hope she fits in?

ILoveChess:
I am not a novice here on nairaland but I've been a guest for almost 6years now. I created a monicker today to create this thread.

I have had two relationships in the past but they weren't meant to be. I want to go into a relationship with someone Who has some or all of the qualities I'll list below. Its going to be a serious relationship which can lead to marriage.

1 U must be a christian, believe in The Holy Trinity. Not an S.U. Just be someone Who believes in prayers and also someone Who prays

2 Not antisocial, we can go out to places like cinemas, bar, club. And not soneone that will tell me to stop drinking. I don't drink much and I don't want someone to stop the little I take

3 U must be focused on your future and our future together

3 Educated to at least OND Level, or a student nit below 300L in the university.

4 U should be able to hold a conversation, either intellectual, or just normal 'gists'

5 U should not be a morale killer in things that concern romance.

6 U should be able to play or ready to learn how to play at least an indoor game.....Chess, monopoly, video games esp soccer. Chess is the top priority tho

7 U MUST be AA

8 A yoruba preferably from Oyo, Ondo, Osun, or Lagos.

9 I DONT want a distant relationship, u must reside in Oyo or Osun state.

10 Must between 23&26 years of age

11 Appearance; 1.55m minimum height
Fair , or not too dark
A little bit chubby. Not too slim. I'll prefer someone on the plus side tho.

Thanks. I hope to find you on nairaland.

ICAMETOWIN:
Volkswagen keeps acquiring, hope they sustain it on the long run

SingleDad:
Abeg who still get time for relationship when its easy to get laid in our generation?.

Anuoluwapo23:
I was chatting with my friend today on whatsapp with my Droid pad, she always tell me she can't do without sex but I didn't believe not until today when she called that she's sick because she hasn't had sex since last week that her bf traveled.....


Please what can I do to help her...??

Thanks..

Lloydfolarin:
I presumed you read my write up cos it was stated right there that i was at the phone booth when police car pull over. The police guys saw me while they were heading towards Gatwick/Heathrow airport but couldn't stop cos of their speed. I guess they went to the next roundabout to make their way towards me(The same way to London), by then, i was already at the other side of the road trying to use the phone booth.

They were shocked to see me at the other side of the road. They asked me how did i get to the other side of the highway? I told them that i crossed the highway and that was when they said it was an offence...

Lloydfolarin:
Chaiiii!!!!

What an horrible day!!! What a day!

My car stopped at M25 London...

As devil wan punish my balls, my phone had 1% battery and subsequently went off without my in-car charger in sight. I suffered that day. It was my worst day on earth.

Oyinbo people are very wicked, very heartless people. They were all driving by without offering me as little as "What is going on Mate?"

I now understand why white peoples commit suicide at every slightest issue cos they don't care about humans except dogs and cats.

I was there for 4hrs. I later decided to walk to any nearest town or city, o boy, i started this journey and the road seemed endless. I kept walking like a mad man on the road side until i saw a phone booth at the other side of the highway. Suddenly i saw a police car driving by as i was about to cross the highway, they looked at me while speeding by without making any effort to stop. I thought they couldn't stop cos of their speed but only for these foolish police men to show up at the phone booth and started telling me that i have committed a traffic offence under section and subsection ... I said what have i done? They said i crossed the highway which is illegal in UK. At that point in time, having committed an offence, i was happy cos i knew they ll arrest me and take me to their station where i would just call someone or get a taxi to my house while my Bail is being processed...

How i wish it all happened in Nigeria, Nigerians would have stopped and offered some help... Nigerians are good at that

M25 is the scariest place on earth to have car issues

I was completely stranded in amazon without any hope

Benita27:
I'm not in that school of thought that soft drinks causes diabetes.

YelloweWest:
Op I'll be honest with u.
It is a man's responsibility to provide for his family.
It is a woman's responsibility to take care of the home and kids.
Anything that alters this position will definitely bring friction in the home.

If you want your marriage to work u need to see things from your partner standpoint.
You said when u were working u took care of your family, however u didn't give any details of such care the way u detailed your wifes misbehaviour.

I seriously doubt ur story Mr.

evexx1:
This response just shows you're nothing but a TOUT with free 10MB.

Marchman:
3. Pastor Chris is the orthodoxy
In CE, Pst Chris is the standard; he is the orthodoxy of the word of God. He is in fact treated like God. His words are law. He could cancel engagements, delay marriages and, in my mother’s language, can do and undo!
Everything revolves around him. He has limitless powers and not inhibited by anything.

And what do they say about absolute power corrupts absolutely?

Exactly what you have in the church. No one dares challenge him. In a godly environment, there should have been some enquiry in to the crisis of his marriage with the objective to mend the issues. But no one dares even raise such issues. People like Joe Agbaje are prepared to lie for him. I recall a time when the issue of PST Chris living separately from his wife came up here, Joe Agbaje defended him, claiming that the couple see often and even go on romantic get-away. It was not true. To all intents and purpose, the man abandoned his wife and family in London while gallivanting around the world with his concubines. This was wrong, but who could challenge the KING? The man had also warned members never to discuss pastors and that they should run away where such matters are being discussed. What you have is a situation where people are so afraid to even consider the allegations against him, so as not to be consumed by fire! SMH!!!

With such a context, the man can get away with anything, including polygamy. He can rewrite the bible, claiming that some portions or verses were not clearly written. He can do ANYTHING, and the staunch members and the pastors would defend him. I mean ANYTHING.

They deify him, call him the ‘Jesus in white suit,’ ‘the Jesus of our time’ and such heresies.
Two personal experiences really got me worried.

A. I was in church one day when a leader in a talk show said, “Pst Chris is not only in Ikeja or Lagos. His spirit is even here right now’’. I was shocked by the comments and obvious deification of a mere mortal. But when the pastor came up, he did not rebuke the speaker or said anything about it. I left for home, thinking hard: What has happened to these people?
B. Th other one was during prayer. The person leading the prayer asked us to pray so that the message of PST Chris will take over the world. Message of Pst Chris? I asked myself. I thought we came there because of the gospel/message of Christ? Does Pst Chris have a different message? Of course, I didn’t participate in that prayer but I was shocked that no one saw anything wrong in this, which validated my growing belief that the church was veering out of the Christian lane into something else.

I will stop here for now. But if challenged by the minions of the church, I have more arsenals. Good day and God bless you.

evexx1:
I already have a big reason to reject you, it is either your english is poor or you simply cannot type correctly.

It is a huge turn off for me. Enjoy

evexx1:
I already have a big reason to reject you, it is either your english is poor or you simply cannot type correctly.

It is a huge turn off for me. Enjoy

Great4God:
Any man that knows His onion, that knows where He is heading to should not take it personal when a woman says no to His feelings based on His financial standing. It is expected to motivate you to achieve higher things, anytime a woman says no to me with the impression that I am not capable enough, It pushes me the more to achieve, I always take that as a challenge. I had an experience when I was much younger, a girl I had a strong feelings for told me plainly that I wasn't up to her standard then, I didn't take it out with her, I didn't hate or abuse her, but I simply told myself that I would be back for her,yes after 3 years,I was ready for her and She couldn't stand me again, my capacity, my intelligence, she lacked confidence where I was.I have a deep respect for any woman that knows and defines what she wants,it is never a crime, In life, while we are grateful to people who opened their doors for us, we should also be grateful to those that closed their doors to our face,they contributed to the success we attain in this life,that is only when you are passionate enough to succeed. If a woman ignores you because you don't have a car, it is not bad,She needs a guy with a car for convenience,all she told you was to go get a car and when you do,no be you go enjoy am

NwaAmaikpe:


-Girls without home training leave your bed after sex without dressing it.
-Girls without home training will always remain their food no matter how hungry they are when you give them food.

manopaka:
Some can worry the hell out of you:
1. Putting on ur generator anytime as if they have filling station.
2. Throwing food crumbs on the floor n leaving it there.
3. Keeping d guest toilet dirty, saying they only wash toilets rarely.
4. Eating n waiting for you to come wash the plates.
5. Sleeping in the living room through the night instead of visitors room.
6. Visiting ur pot as if they kept their handsets there.
7. Using ur laptop to charge their phones without telling u, only for u to discover wen u hav stuff to do.
8. Using ur clothes when u are not around.
9. Picking things from ur room randomly......
10. Offloading ur clothes n running away with your travelling bag, (yes they do it.)

e plenty jare