₦airaland Forum

tpiah:
is he the only one?

In other words, Seun is harbouring many cultists here, huh?

JTF guess you are reading this.

gbana wusia okene oshimilli,Can any body translate this?

The egret always grateful to the sea after taking its bath

Your Igbo dialect sounds like Ogwashi or Uguta

rubi:
Mgberede ka eji ama dike
Ify dalu aja amula m gi taa

@rubi

Mana o bu mberede nyiri dike

ifyalways:
Youngies ole ebe i si daputa?

Ify odighi ihe ura mere anya
There is no way sleeping can hurt the eyes

Thanks for holding it down

^{Nkwa n'ile i kwerem odighikwa nkem huru}

Agbusi gba ala, ya na onye aburu nwanne?
If the soldier ant stings the ground, who will be its neighbour?

Osisi ilu gi a di behuuge

Ify o ngi nwe aka (thumbs up)

robby welcome back, were have u been?

Toshman biko ejim aha chineke ario gi hapu otele na ihe di n'ime ya aka

toshman i wu akwunakwuna, nga obula akuru kpom, gi awucha!

Jakumo's proposal should should not be IGNORED, either accept or reject it.

I tire for this fingered and fingering going on

That said, the names of the Nigerian officials who perpetrated of halliburton scandal is now an open secret. The present administration surely is not ready to deal with matter now, but will use it most effectively in 2011 to whip some stalwarts into line.

Fashola should go a step further by investigating all these con men parading themselves as men of God for tax evasion, and if found guilty should be sent to Yola prsion to serve their term

My problem is that many people do not realise or flatly ignore the new culture of militancy that this ND problem has introduced into our national psyche.

Few years back, if I was told that rampant kidnapping could be a common occurrence in a city like Abuja, I wouldn't have believe it.
It is no longer news that politicians and their likes are now randomly kidnapped in Abuja and environs.

If the threat by MEND is carried out and the consequent reaction by the Nigerian Army, Abuja and many other northern cities have no guarantee that they will be in a safe zone.

ifyalways:
hehe
Ndi nne na agba home games ugbua
@Topic,oso chuwa nwata na be nna ya,o gbala ikwu/imere nne ya.
when ones' kinsman rejects him/one is having problems with his kinsman,he runs to his maternal home
No place like the mothers breasts
No one wud ever care like mama

Ify o tego gi bu azu na mmiri

rubi:
Osisi ahu n'ami mkpuru oma o nwere onye n'agba ya mmiri
A tree that produce/germinate good seed is watered by somebody
Nwanyi/nwoke oma ahu onwere onye n'elezi anya nke oma

Rubi darl, I remember this ilu with a lot of nostalgia

Ify, the thing awughi rocket science na

grafikdon unu ga egbu mmadu ooo
Olekwa nke bu "Mpoto ede kpochapuchagi mbo okpa"? 


Ikomi, i gbokata ncha ma i usebeghi Breeze Soap mara na ibidobeghi, a trial will convict you.
Biko gwa onye obula ga eusu the same bathroom with you ka ha yiri slippers nwere spikes maka ha apia isi n'ala

Ogazi amaka ma ejighi ya ago mmuo
Despite the prettiness of guinea fowl, it is never used for rituals

Ify na Rubi onye nwanyi gba unu ume

She is hybernating for now. . . my guess is that she still uses iReport

[quote author=Sunny_bobo link=topic=43635.msg3787263#msg3787263 date=1240845755]"Nwoke n'aga be nwanyi ajadu n'anyasi jukwa ya ihe gburu di ya"[/quote]E jighi m ujo ara nwanyi ajadu n'ihi na amara m na ebe di ya gara tere aka!

Ify buko kowasiate the above ilu into english

I am expecting our learned fellows in the house to throw more light on the constitutional issues (if any) that may been raised by the Ekiti REC resignation, especially if she insisted that she has resigned and the FG accepts her resignation

My personal view on this whole saga is that in as much as I commend the REC for calling the bluff of election riggers by refusing to be part of their ignoble practices, I don't think Chief Adebayo should have resigned.

Her resignation has not solved the problem on ground. She should have gone a step further by exposing all the culprits in a world press conference.

Again people, her resignation has thrown up a lot of constitutional challenges

I am waiting to see how the FG will resolve this one, though they have taken the first right step by rejecting her resignation.

So much speculations

In a live radio program I monitored in Abuja this morning, the woman's Personal Assistant called in and made the following assertions:

1. The election process went on without a hitch until the point of collation.

2. The returning officers of about 5 LGs returned with results that were not authenticated by the duly accredited party agents

3. She asked why the results were not signed by party agents, the Returning Officers claimed that there were fracas in those areas and they were forced to take the ballot boxes to a  police station for compilation

4. She asked who gave them the permission to compile the results at the police station, the RO answered, "nobody"

5. Afterwards, the REC refused to acknowledge all the  results from those areas

6. Pressures and death threats started mounting immediately, PDP and AC thugs misconstrued her stance, while PDP was pressuring her to accept the results, AC was asking for the release of all the result collated

6. Meanwhile she was not provided with any form of security whatsoever by the police

7. She made frantic efforts to call Iwu, but no success; she called other INEC commissioners but they informed her that they were on their way to Akure. She had no help!

8. It was at this point she feigned sickness and escaped from Ekiti, the PA claimed he drove her out himself to Lagos

9. As she was still trying to reach Iwu, the next thing she heard was the press conference of Iwu where he claimed that She was "INDISPOSSED". This he did without checking on her first

10. Then more death threats started pouring in, she has no option than to throw in the towel instead of going against her beliefs


The PA said that at the time of the radio program (POLITICAL PLATFORM) this morning  on RAY POWER that she was already on her way to Abuja to meet with her employers to clarify issues with them and also the presidency

mikeansy:
Why are all the sensible Governors in Opposition ?

Peter Obi APGA
Fashole AC
Babangida Aliyu ANPP
Oshiomole AC
Ikedi Ohakim PPA
Chibuike Amaechi (PDP on paper, AC in practice)

Mr. Aliyu is a PDP member
Mr. Obi hasn't lifted a finger in Anambra State, so should be removed from that list
Mr. Amaechi

It will also help if you can get a needle and thread and stitch up the labias together for the time being until you are very sure whom you will open up your thighs for again

[quote author=I-egenti link=topic=264169.msg3770884#msg3770884 date=1240499718]that mistake occured when i was registering 4 NL, but if that is what is eating u up, i'll do something about it,[/quote]That was not the only thing that made you a liar, your story defiled logic

postmaster:
What i meant is that after telling her it wont work she is still comming.

Czarskit:
~. . . then keep going. ~

This answer is PRICELESS!!!!

Where do you reside?

The car is expensive at N1.4m, you should re-consider your asking price.

Fashola seems to be the only elected Nigerian politician that can spell S E R V I C E   D E L I V E R Y

I have a personal experience, the man is focused.

presido1:
Agadi nwanyi jaaa mpara aji ala na ibe na ibe

When a "young lady" spread her legs hairs goes side by side.(yes i have experienced it b4)

Presido biko kowa experience i nwere ka anyi gere

Ihe nwata amaghi dika otu nne ya
What is strange to child can be likened to his mother's ojolojolo

Fellows, one finger for all of u

Firing my IUPAC nomenclature from the valleys of Illya du engine, I remain Mobutu Sese seku of naijaland

may we see danger and apply caution

Dayzzz 

@keisha08

^{Forgive my not being a woman and poking my nose into this.}

It may not be correct for one to be quick in concluding that your partner is cheating on you. But it appears to me that the distance between you two has created gaps that are yearning to be filled.

What you described above has NO CULTURAL thingy in it. People of all races can be their brother’s keeper at any time, so for him to attach CULTURE to his recent attitude begs the question.

He may likely have some game up his sleeve and I will suggest that you go it the way that Counsellor Ikomi has suggested.

Good luck

Topic

Egbe agbara igwe bu nsi egbe ka nara n'iyi
Shooting the sky is a waste of gun powder

ikeyman00
This is no joke, will you get off that fermented palm wine!!