₦airaland Forum

Big B1:
Here comes trouble.
Why do we have to always pull IBB's name into every single thing that goes bad?
You like it or not, IBB still represents one of the Nigerian leaders that only makes his selections based on a well proven qualification methodology; which from my point of view is the best strategy to be effective and efficient.

Big B1

You crack me up   You are a Big Joke. I guess you didn't mean the above in bold.  What a brave man you must be to type that and still have the temerity to hit the 'Reply' button  

I doubt this man to be a career diplomat. He may have been one those IBB or Abacha boys who gate-crashed into the Nigerian Diplomatic circle due to patronage.

:-x :-x

@Luka and unipol

You guys are on a wild goose chase, an illusion. You have clearly shown here without any equivocation that you are toddlers with absolutely no sense of Igbo histroy, culture and tradition.

It may not be surprising to me that we may later discover that you folks are not ndi Igbo. Please I urge you to quickly put a stop to this charade and misrepresentation of the Igbo race.

For other people who may not understand, ab nito, ndi Igbo do not, cannot, EVER have a central king.

So you have nothing to prophesy, I may have to back to TBJ

Please can the Prophet help me out with the dream I had last night? I saw myself riding a white horse, the horse took me into Aso Villa, then suddenly I saw Yaradua, Jonathan telling me that they have finished washing my car and that my breakfast is ready.

Prophet over

Jesarmy:
@poster,
You dont have to regret it,you did the right and should be proud of yourself!
You ought to get your money back plus compensation for unlawful arrest and detention,emotional stress and hourly wages lost.
If you can afford it get a lawyer and sue them or may be we can get lawyers on the forum who can take this type of cases and offer pro bono services.

Thanks for the compliment But sorry to disappoint you, I am not likely to heed your advice. The way you sound one will think that you are talking about the NYPD or the Scotland Yard.

We all need to understand that the Nigerian Police is a colonial police and is still backed by colonial laws which the ultimate aim is to suppress and oppress the conquered people. Not until you get to court you will be made to understand that there is a Police Oder Act that is against LOITERING.

As for the 'Spy gadgets', lets keep it simple, about 5 million Nigerians have access to cam phones, we all could put them to use, I am already putting mine to great use. Thank you

Sarah surely you 've got to translate that proverb for us

Odighi ihe anya huru gba mmee
There is nothing that will make the eyes bleed just because it sighted something

For the records I did not, but I regretted not paying it.

I suggest you get hold of your reading lenses. For the avoidance of doubt this was what I said:

I used to be very stubborn with the police and it has been working for me, until the day I was stopped and asked for the receipt for the plate number of my car. I was incensed and refused to path with any 'egunje'.

I was taken to the station, after wasting like 2 hours explaining to the DPO, he ordered that I should be allowed to go. I was shocked when I was asked to pay for "Releasing" the car. I went back to the DPO, he referred me back to IPO and lo and behold he brought out an official form that must fill before any car could be allowed to leave the police premises and it attracts a fee of N1,500.

At that point I guess it was penny wise pound foolish!

Kobojunkie:
Bribery is a crime, even in Nigeria!! I know we do not automatically think that way in Nigeria but it is. You heard about the case of the illinois governor, right? He simply asked that he be bribed and now he is out of office.

I am not in anyway saying that you should do what you don't want to do but if we really need change, we ought to be willing to suffer a little to see change.

You missed the point. Obviously I know bribery is a crime and that was why I refused to succumb to it when I was asked to offer it for not showing them the reciept for the purchase of my vehicle plate number, so I ask you again at what stage did I offer bribe?

Kobojunkie:
Well, penny wise, pound foolish. Never mind that you committed a crime by choosing to pay bribe instead?

Kobo what will I have done in this instance? I didn't choose to pay a bribe, I was rather forced, coerced, conned, intimidated to paying for the release of my car which a receipt was issued.  

And which crime were you referring to here that I committed?  

I used to be very stubborn with the police and it has been working for me, until the day I was stopped and asked for the receipt for the plate number of my car. I was incensed and refused to path with any 'egunje'.

I was taken to the station, after wasting like 2 hours explaining to the DPO, he ordered that I should be allowed to go. I was shocked when I was asked to pay for "Releasing" the car. I went back to the DPO, he referred me back to IPO and lo and behold he brought out an official form that must fill before any car could be allowed to leave the police premises and it attracts a fee of N1,500.

At that point I guess it was penny wise pound foolish!

Sarah nno so

Rubi
Onye nwanyi gba gi ume

Ihe di mma na anya gbara ndu
It seems the eye is in covenant with everything pleasant

kabna:
funny am a Ghanaian and i also heard a similar story growing up.

u know they say ther's no smoke without fire so i suspect there might be a little truth in all that hearsay Abbi?

LOL. . . Did you hear it was Nigeria vs India also, or Ghana vs India?

harry2009:
why the ibos, i wonder, ooo, this us stuff dey wan take all the ibo commot for nigeria and take them to afghanistan and iraqi mak osama kill dem finish. dem bi the only person wey dey
cause for trouble for nigeria. lest i forget make dem put the south south too so that nigeria go fit better.

Dude get off those drugs and seek help!  

Jakumo:
Two cannibals are having dinner together when the visitor pauses to compliment the host, saying " Your wife makes great soup ! " ,to which his host replies  " Yes, but I'll miss her terribly."

On the same theme many of us have no doubt wondered why it is that cannibals rarely eat comedians, and some will have guessed at the answer, which is that comedians taste funny.

Finally, if you ever happen to meet a starving cannibal, give him a helping hand.

Like give him my scrotum with two eggs for dinner? 

thetruth90:
@ ifyalways
thanks jare. it is so easy to know the likes of PurestBoy who lacks basic home training.

Me thinks that PurestBoy is simply displaying what he was taught at home and school by both parents and teachers respectively. You can't give what you don't have

I can only think of one reason why they may want the Igbos, the economic crunch has caught up with the US Army too.

Jarus:
I hope other things he taught you in school were also not fabricated!!!

When my brother used to tell me too, he used to narrate it as if he watched it. Thank God, I have not heard any version saying lions even came out of TV to attack those watching it on TV

I believed everything that bloke taught me, nothing was fabricated oo, including teaching me that Things Fall Apart  was written by Cyprian Ekwensi!  

Whoever invented this 'intercontinental lie' deserves some form of recognition from Guinness Book of Records.

My own version was made worse because I heard it from a 'reliable source' - my class teacher!

He narrated it with so much passion as if he was there live in the stadium. Gentlemen, I believed him and I still do believe him till today

Thanks buddy

Aiight boss!

LOL. . . yes I'm still among the living. I have read the entire thread, kudos to y'all.

I need to be part of the daily meetings, I have also inform Sam that my new account with the NDM forum seem to have been suspended, deleted, banned or something ugly.

My interest is on "Awareness, Image Laundering and Media."

Tommorrow is the day.

Get Involved!

Ify biko hapukwa Agaba, the guy bukwa onye nuruihe. Ya tarutu ihe ugba ya achowa ihe oga nnu ma rakwa!

Damn, I have been relegated to the background just because i went off for a few hours. Sky Blue and BOSS!

NDM - Get Involved!

Emeka azu:
this lady is psycho!!! We all want 2 fight corrupt leaders but lets do it the right way omg. She should be ban from this forum

I think it is high time keyboards are developed with censors to detect drunkenness, psychotic patients or users with maladies and prevent them from hiting that 'reply button'

Alex, I bear with you also, remember that a lot of drugs are now resistant to malaria, but you may try dried guava leaves meshed with grounded Jos pepper. It may sooth jangling brain cells

Nwanne, ajuju a gbagojuru m anya oo Mana,

Onye na achupu nkita na nsi, oji nsi eme gini?
Why chase the dog away from shit, will you eat it?

Errrmmm, ahuru m na onye obula na akpazi agwa ka aturu na enweghi onye nche.

@Ify the rate iji ekega ihe a, e-feel-lim na oge eluola mgbe iga e-change aha to Kezaya Onyeneke after i mere Dafur ebere nye ya otu onu.

@Ikomi na Agaba obulu na unu akwusighi iga ije agwo a unu na ga, you will leave me no option than to suffocate you guys with umu akwuna from umunede.

@Tosh, diplomatic passport gi is ready  I nwela direct access to any country of your choice i huru umuasa. Marakwa na agaghi a-search gi.

Ermmm, mana asi na

Onye ajuju anaghi efu uzo
One who asks questions cannot be lost

ifyalways:
Otu o sona nwanyi joo njo,ihe uto no ya na ukwu
no matter how ugly a woman might be,shes got a very sweet thing around her waist
rubiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ify, what could that sweet thing be?

Onye si na ihe na ato uto, okwue ihe ona ato kia
Once you say that something is sweet, you must also tell us what it tastes like