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kpolli: No need to lie, we like drinkers

C'mon, I really don't drink. Have you ever met me at the 'beer parlour'??

LOL @ Comments.

IMO, I think what he's trying to say is that a lady that goes the extra mile is a keeper. Not necessarily that guys should expect her to do all the stuff he mentioned.

Yvete is a small river in southern Île-de-France (France)

[quote author=Harvard-Grad] , babe you dey fall my hand. How can you not drink from the spring of life? Your GPA just dropped by 0.5points[/quote]hehehehee ... I lost cool points or bad points?? Awww man ... The points will triple!

You can post on profile on Nairaland front page before Vals day. You should get some cool responses.

Kpolli ... are you for real? Did you ever complain to your roommie or you're cool with it? This is crazy!
Mamacita's been complaining!

Imperiouxx: You know that I know that you're BAD! The guy behind all these imperiouxxes... hehehee

[quote author=Harvard-Grad]Notice: I will be ineligible for the next 10days. this is due to a prayer and fasting session organized by my church for bachelors. This does not mean that I am trying to shirk the Valentine responsibility . please take note[/quote]Are you serious? Like is the prayer thing for real??

[quote author=Harvard-Grad]Apple juice? lailai. How about some kunnu and zobo to make it worth your time. #In rick ross's voice# - That is how we roll[/quote]hehe Don't push-it-to-the-limit - RickRoss. No thanks for the Kunu and Zobo. I'd do palm wine and blame it on the Alcohol ...
(I'm just messing with you) I don't drink.

Mamacita007: llooll yvete is going to have many children in UH this yr oo plus me too llooolll

What a joke! I'm like a midnight ninja (night classes).
Maybe we should extend your stay in Phoenix till one year. Feels good staying on your own for the first time, right?? Hehehehee

Whoever makes it out here could stop by the Col. of Eng Tech to say Helloooo

Mamacita007: i didnt knw u had a thread lyk dis llooollll

Haven't you seen the eligible people here?

[quote author=Harvard-Grad]#strolling past with a bottle of La casera#[/quote]Lol Havard-Grad ... Reading these comments with a glass of apple juice!

Lol ... See my people Imperiouxx and Kpolli! Are you guys trying to be correction Officers as well?

OJ $$, Good job marketing Texas, but if folks don't win the DV lotto before coming over, how can 'they' work without authorization? Your topic should read job opportunity for those coming over to work in the US with EAD/H1-B.

Spot on! ...stuff I'm familiar with anyways.
On opportunity and communication, networking with the right people cannot be overstated.

Hmnn... what comment was hidden? **Just curious*
Lol @ Louboutin. ASU Campus has become a fashion show for Mamacita.

Most people kick off the new year with intense workout and fitness plans. We know that Cardio exercises could get really boring without good music.
Here are my best ones to beat boredom and increase intensity;

Push it - Rick Ross
Forever - Drake
Undisputed Champion - M.I
Nobody test me - M.I
Speeding - Rick Ross
Numb Encore - Linkin Park/Jayz
Stronger - Kanye West
God is a DJ - P!nk (girle music )
Raise your glass - P!nk
Dammy Krane - My Dear
Kick Push - Lupe Fiasco

What are your best workout songs? And what genre of music do you listen to during exercise?

imperiouxx: Heyyyyy! my front page debut.https://serve.mysmiley.net/party/party0048.gif Mods, una thank you o.

Congrats! I see youuuu

tobechi20: ...when he said lets create man in our own image

Good question!
Two years ago, I met this Asian wierdo (lady) at a clothing store. She walked up to me and asked if I believe in God and I said yea.
I always feel guilty walking away from preachers, evangelists etc. Anyways, I gave a listening ear and she started blabbing a whole new chapter about the 'mother god - Gods wife". I was shocked. Most of which is from the book of Genesis and Revelation. To that lady, God was telling his wife and Jesus that they should create man in their image.

Unfortunately, I don't have the biblical references that she provided, but I just couldn't take in all that information anymore. STRANGE!!

^^ If anyone 'prays' to God, I don't think they would be atheist anymore.

This same Majek Fashek I saw performing at a silver jubilee party. He looked ill and weak performing.
Bro Majek, give your soul to God and he will turn things around.

kpolli: Hater!!! Your complaining about bathroom sharing , Am used to the hair

Can't stop laughing ...still finds this really funny!
How do you get 'used' to hair?

awww my Mamacita ((hugs))

If buzitchy ain't mad, nobody else matters ...
It's not rude so I can't be bothered.

kpolli: Hater!!! Your complaining about bathroom sharing , Am used to the hair

ewwwww .... a strange man has no business in a woman's bathroom. You're a man and its admissible if your roommate brings a girl over, not mamacita, she's a lady. The guy needs his own apartment.

Mamacita007: My roomate and her boyfriend have taken over d hse and me I'm here worrying abt my former car.such is life m

Lolz .... that dude still comes around? Did you tell your roomie what I asked you to say?
He cannot practically stay at your place all day, using your bathroom and stuff. Instead the girl should be over at his place. WTH?

kpolli: Now I can tell Stanley where the key is... Unilag girl, not surprised....

Haha! Stanley is a mess! Dude might keep the car to himself.
Why is it that you can't trust anyone over there with personal finance?

Mamacita007: Don't answer dat ojap on dat visa thread. Just let him go.Do u knw hw many cars stanley has bashed in dat hse?mumcee even went 2 hide d key under d freezer becis of him. I need shoes badly. D hand of dat my big pink handbag has cut so am carrying books on my hand lloll abeg help out. Lloolll d first days I was wearing high heels to skl I suffered ehn? Dem no tell me b4 I down grade. Hahahahahaha

Can't be bothered.


Told you to get a bagpack and some comfy sneakers. Who wears heels to campus??
Your new paycheck should be able to spoil you and I at the Burberry store. teeeheehee!

Mamacita007: Av been online sending pixs of the car to everybody becos mumcee told anita to pack it inside d hse since I left.hw ll dey find someone to buy it lyk dat. Am very angry nw becos I can't trust anybody.if I allow stanley to drive d car only God knws wat ll happen. I even put it on nairaland again buh can't find it maybe becos I put it twice dey've deleted it. I just tire msheww

I think the post is still up! Saw you added more pictures. It will sell soon. Stanley is in a better position to sell the car than Anita because he's a guy and may know more people. Take a leap of faith.

Mamacita007: This is where all my peeps meet now abi.

Been waiting on you to "land" here. (hugs)

buzritchy: @Yvete
Tnx so much,aprc8. No b agent ooo. Na me dey do am my self, its true starting a newyr wt a big finance dats nt worth it**massage.inst.27k** wil rather pursue other unvsty in USA to further. At d moment am serving bt feels lyk going out for my Msc... Any idea on afordable not to expensive university. 1nce more tnx, goin to burxt d masage tin. Tnx

You've got homework!

kpolli: Haaa Imperiouxx, u can lie

kpolli: >3>3 ke? or is that one for me from u??

Yvete likes this...
... I know Imperiouxx was messing with me. He told me the meaning already.

Growing up, we used to have family devotions, but not anymore because of conflicting time schedules.

imperiouxx: Tuale means https://serve.mysmiley.net/happy/happy0194.gif and it's contemporary Lagosian Language.

We planned a road trip/ Weekend getaway starting a day after

kpolli: So I wasn't the only one that tot the massage institute price was ridiculous but as me wan dey act my age..... Na im I shut up
This multi-tribed Yvete, only u igbo, now yoruba, hausa (saw u write fluently once) and akata.... Tuale!!!!

I didn't want to say anything to the guy, but who knows if someone if someone is trying to take advantage of him?
Yea, I learned street Hausa growing up in AbJ. People are often surprised that I learned Spanish in the US.
Whats Tuale? ...and what language is that?