glitest:

Oh!!....So out of all the countries in the world, na Lagos Nigeria u come settle put?.....You are a leaner oh.

polymathic: heard so much stories 'bout Lagos that tis a cool city wit so much noise, so I decyd to settle here n I'm loving it

glitest:


Okay oh!..You must love stress.

polymathic: No, I don't undergo stress, my body refreshes itself every minute, so don't know wat stress is....

glitest:


Okay oh!..You must love stress.

glitest:

Oh!!!....Okay then..May the lord be with you.

bykebyke:
Glitest why are you this wicked

polymathic: Amen, and be with u tooo....

glitest:

Back to sender.

polymathic: you don't want the lord to be with u eh? The Lord be with u too na

glitest:


No bi truth I talk?....I'll slap you oh.

bykebyke:

glitest:


That's why I said back to sender....That was me trying the selfless act...I was been a good sport.

Kentnickole:

Hi my dear,

My name is Kentnickole here on Nairaland Forum. I hv gone thru ur specification of a prototype man u wish to hv as husband. They're all good cos u made ur specifications known.

However, you may nt find that "kind" of "an already-made man". I want u to apply one of/ sm of/ or all of the pivotal bulletinz as it/they apply to ur preference as follow:

* Make sure ur a sound christian that loves God nd ready to make heavn.
* Be decent: in dressing, in keeping friends, in conversation, in conduct nd in carriage
* Never you seek advice frm "just any dick & harry" but frm mature nd experienced minds
* Avoid pre-emption nd allow God's blue print for ur life.
* Avoid being "egoistic" about ur achievements or an envisaged placements.
* Avoid over-floggn, over-stressn ur mind wt marrital fantacies as it may potray a diff psychological perception of an ideal marrital experience irrespectv of the "right" age of indulgence.

Thanks for ur time.

dasparrow:

Go to the market. I heard they sell husbands there for desperate ladies like you. All the best!

glitest:


What's the deal with you?...You've called me "wicked" thrice now?....Wetin I do you?.
If I offended you; then I'm sorry, but i don't appreciate been called wicked all the time.

polymathic: Oh ok All of them join, na good e end... Hope u were in church today, Jesus Lover

glitest:

..Didn't attend church today for personal reasons.

bykebyke:
..Sense of Humor is Dead

Seriously you didn't get that joke

polymathic: Personal reasons!!!!!!! You decide to divorce Jesus rt?

glitest:


It was a joke the first time....But the constant labeling wicked, isn't fun......I can take been called a lot of things, even can take been called a birsh, but wicked isn't one of them.
I do not see any sense of humor in that.....Just been honest.

glitest:

Not all all...Jesus was, is , and always will be my first love.

polymathic: Ok good... I like that, Jesus is my first love too #no homo

bykebyke:
Okay.

glitest:


Nope!...You are a good homo.

polymathic: now you gon make homo look good..

glitest:

...I don't descrminate/ judge.

polymathic: you don't judge, that I can handle.. But dnt discriminate, I guess u might in some ocassion

glitest:

Abeg elaborate oh; Biko.

polymathic: Lemme google its meaning first then get back to u soonest

glitest:



I questioned your pics, cos most guys & some ladies tend to download a stranger's pics, with the intention of passing it as their own...Its called been cat fished.


Now that we've gotten that out of the way....I would say I'm sorry.

Are you cute?....Very; but I wasn't trying to ask you out...Besides"I am not into guys behinds....I've got mine...In fact, i think it should be the other way around ".

No offence cupcake....Although you are cute, but I go for the Simon Baker or Morris Chestnut type of guys....If you know what I mean....# That wasn't a dig #.
Happy Sunday Mr Lenzz.

Lenzz:

Okay. Appology accepted.
I'm equally sorry if my rebuttal came out too strong, had to halt your barging on its tracks.

Well I did profile you following our run-in nd I didn't see any 'behind' to ogle at. So get it sorted

No offence taken in your choice of men. But d last time someone told me she digs dark complexioned men more, I made it my personal moon walk to turn that confidence on its head. Needless to say, it was a resoundn success . So I'd suggest you thread carefully here nd be mindful of d fire you're stoking young lady

You take care miss. Nice bump in if you ask me. Cheers