Idowuogbo: Aunty'm , why are you waiting for coogar? U no get savings? Sis, treat this thing the same way you treat your mortgage na.... i need to join you guys in family section this October o... romance don tire me

,Don't worry Coogar has no option than to pay,i reassure you that this december all of us dey for Lagos (traditional and white wedding)

My savings will still help you guys settle down,when you get preggy nko?

EfemenaXY:

Hian! Me I nor want, biko. Just looking out for my sisters here, especially Aluta. Shebi she dey the list sef?

My beautiful sister aluta no way. Her Prince charming is around the corner.

edwife:
,Don't worry Coogar has no option than to pay,i reassure you that this december all of us dey for Lagos (traditional and white wedding)

My savings will still help you guys settle down,when you get preggy nko?

transfer complete!
check your account.

EfemenaXY:

Oh, yes, he did.

Check it out yourself and read the comments below it. I nor post link as I nor want make spambot hold me this evening.

Hmmmmn

Okorodudu.
What won't one read and see on Nld?

Chillisauce:
This yr is good. Edwife. You are blessed.

Chill sure say this one from your heart?

coogar:

i am scared o - any money going to that part of the world these days is being monitored by MI-5. biko, can i pay with foodstuff. just like traditional marriage?

Coogar,tomorrow I shall be at your place.Sister sarah needs to know,foodstuff abi bank food ni?

edwife:

Chill sure say this one from your heart?

From my heart o, you can't stop love . Coogar is in love. At least we go rest small for this section.

edwife:


,Don't worry Coogar has no option than to pay,i reassure you that this december all of us dey for Lagos (traditional and white wedding)

My savings will still help you guys settle down,when you get preggy nko?

Awwww....my one in a billion sis....Nne,ndi too much but e b like say we go save that money for next passenger cus the one wey I jam today na mini armu robber.

coogar:

transfer complete!
check your account.

For real?

Can't confirm now,it is midnight over there.

Me and you rendez-vous tomorrow morning

ifyalways: @Efe, he actually wrote that on his FBK page?


Ojigbijigbi.

And the plot thickens ooo my sister...

When the guy bin dey talk cafe cafe up and down my mind bin go there say na yahoo tins but I decided to think positive for once in my life and this is what I get..

I dey vex

Chillisauce:

From my heart o, you can't stop love . Coogar is in love. At least we go rest small for this section.

,I believe you nne.After all we shall all enjoy the triplets.

Put name for list,babysitters needed.

alutacontinua:

hehehe
classic Naija guy-'t'was a test'
Thunder fire me if I pass this kain test

Buh if truly the guy isn't feigning sort of, then he no try at all.

edwife:
Coogar,tomorrow I shall be at your place. Sister sarah needs to know, foodstuff abi bank food ni?

i decided to send money instead. i won't have time to go to the market to start buying foodstuff & sister sarah is a bit under the weather now.

edwife:
For real?
Can't confirm now, it is midnight over there.
Me and you rendez-vous tomorrow morning

well, be rest assured your money is there as we speak.

Unfortunately, there is a hint of desperation in this post (actually more than a hint).

I won't judge you on your previous crime, people do change and reform themselves.

What do you bring to the table? I only see what the lady should have. You are looking for someone to carry you abroad.

Sharing your pic too, o boy!!

Bros, there are much better ways to approach this kind of thing if you are serious.

coogar:

you didn't give me your account details o. post it now, lemme do instant transfer.



now, that's what i am talking about. idowu, i doff my hat for you. aluta & caracta are denge-posers & yet they have not had a boyfriend since obasanjo left aso rock.

Why are you still single too? Mtcheeeeew. The OP said he doesn't want girls that live in Nigeria.

[quote author=edwife][/quote] ole.tiiiffffuuu



sharp sharp you don send your account details. He go soon say see me at so so hotel and before you know it them don cut your head use do juju

tbaba1234: Unfortunately, there is a hint of desperation in this post (actually more than a hint).

I won't judge you on your previous crime, people do change and reform themselves.

What do you bring to the table? I only see what the lady should have. You are looking for someone to carry you abroad.

Sharing your pic too, o boy!!

Bros, there are much better ways to approach this kind of thing if you are serious.

what other ways do you know? voodoo or juju? i commend the young man for hitting the nail on the head. so he made mistakes before because of bad company or sillyness, it doesn't mean he cannot get back on track.


i support fakaay's approach & i hope & pray idowu falls in love with him in Jesus name.

Caracta:
Why are you still single too? Mtcheeeeew. The OP said he doesn't want girls that live in Nigeria.

coogar? single?
you mean you haven't met sister sarah? you are so 2006. i have taken off my singleton vest....i'm into fatherhood stuff now. learning how to rub a pregnant belly, how to do diapers & other stuff.

even if the OP said he wanted a chic in diaspora, at least lie a little bit to put yourself forward. time is ticking away - all the brothers are getting poached one by one. by the time you realise time has gone, na only tpia go remain for you to marry.

faakay: Ladies in the house please help me to recommend one

I'm tired of this single life and I'm frustrated - Everyday my mother keep telling me I need to find a girl now and my friends

I have searched and got some but they all left because there was no fund so they flew away! Nigerians Girls No Money No relationship, they do not really care about your idea or your innovation or looking at the big picture.

So I want someone who's got a good IQ like me.

You can be a student or working

I'm not dating or marrying because of your citizenship - note that -

I just need someone I will be talking too and support

I guess you ladies will understand me

Mr Ogbeni, you left Nigeria with about 40 million eligible single females to cast your net on a lady is based abroad?

I laugh in chinese. Cho ho hou ho ho...!

Mr Ogbeni, you need green papers. Berra confess

kulyie: ole.tiiiffffuuu



sharp sharp you don send your account details. He go soon say see me at so so hotel and before you know it them don cut your head use do juju

Kulyie you dey look for coogar's trouble o.

My one and only inlaw ,he is a gentleman

faakay: I have not been taking any photos lately because it's not my priority for now also my digital camera got spoilt

here is one of loads of my previous photos on facebook! this one was taking when I was 24 years old - 2011

That would mean you're 27. Why the rush??

And guy, your nose is quite... AFRICAN. Broad and VERY wide of nostrils

kulyie: Which one be your own




to now top it my name is first on the list. Anyway op aluta doesn't know what she's taking about however I'll introduce some big girls to you

Such bushy browed ladies... Seun would kill to have one of these amazons for a wife...

Guy,u messup big TIME.....Ah check ur CV or na cover letter n i jus c say na 'paperweight' d tin carry....

Check out ur scores....

Swag ......Nah(wetin happen to using ur chrismas cloth 4 advert) 2nd picture spoil every....guy u fall tins with am...

English .......Too basic(na essay u dey write?u cum dey make typos ontop sef) u for vet am plenty times before u post.

Tatics.....OFF(Na scolari tactic wey him use for dis last worldcup wey make them sack am na im u dey use)......There was NO NEED for the 'abroad based chic' criteria....things dun rof cos of that....U wud have had dat in mind in SELECTING after u got PMs from eligible Bachelorettes......

Make them no say i dey spoil u....av said TOO MUCH....ur rating dey drop seriously...act like sharppoo abeg...

Ishilove:
Mr Ogbeni, you left Nigeria with about 40 million eligible single females to cast your net on a lady is based abroad?

I laugh in chinese. Cho ho hou ho ho...!

Mr Ogbeni, you need green papers. Berra confess

Lmaaaao! Ajegunle base y u dey vex? Abeg go find your own baba fryo joor

Get thee behind me coogar! Is tpia a man?

edwife:
Kulyie you dey look for coogar's trouble o.

My one and only inlaw ,he is a gentleman

kulyie is jealous -
the last time i asked her to find me a bride in her church, she brought a chic that weighed 34 stones.

Caracta: Get thee behind me coogar! Is tpia a man?

she's bisëxual!

EfemenaXY: Hmmm...



Do you need a wife because you've personally decided (for yourself) that it's what you want? Or you want one simply because your mum's pushing you to get one like your mates? If so, then your reasons are nothing more than follow the crowd mentality ...



Okay, so with your permission as expressed above and out of curiosity, this is what I've seen on your facebook page:

I have commited SIN in the past I have been punished bitterly for it. I commited sin via FRAUD collecting folks fund from May 2006 - 2011 June. I collected funds from rich folks coming to London for visit as VACATION HOME RENTALS - I rent apartment to them 400 pounds per week and thats how I sustained then later collected funds as bank for fraudsters that how I make my funds to study and travel abroad to acquire information technology knowledge



So even after your stint in Jail (as admitted by you on your page), you're still gunning for ladies based in the US and UK. Why?




You've listed at least five requirements from any girl interested in you, but you only list just one positive thing about your person. The others (i.e: having studied abroad, setting up your own business, etc) aren't really valid are they? Seeing as you obtained the funds for those through fraud.

So what do you really have to offer apart from a criminal record?

N.B: Don't view this post as your being picked upon, but a chance to exonerate yourself in the open.

Ladies: If you're still interested, then over to you...

Chei... This kind of expose calls for bad grammar...

Op u have being bursted! Efe, I doof my hat 4 u!! Op, so u have being in jail becos of fraud? O gash

LMAO!! This thread is a comic relief. Alutacontinua, bellong, Idowu etal, you guys are mean. See as una just take style spoil the young man ministry.

Bia Efemena_xy, abeg carry your seriousness comot for this thread biko.

Nna OP, don't mind them. Anybody wey say you no go go Yankee/Jand this year, him water no go boil. The hustle is real

dey there na
He's security conscious.

Idowuogbo: Wait o! Bros, na USA/UK base u dey find? Lmaaaao! Awww.... Oya confess na.... tell us the main main o jare! Bobo, u wan clear comot 4 naija before shekau reach ya side ba? I catch uuuuuuuuu!!!

Idowuogbo:
Lmaaaao! Ajegunle base y u dey vex? Abeg go find your own baba fryo joor

Babe, if I and the op happen to get stuck in an elevator together, I'd be dead in minutes because just two inhalations from that African nostrils of his and all the air would be sucked out. #justsaying#

Anyway you are based abroad so you fit the criteria perfectly. Go for it!!

OP Faakay is one gutsy mufucka. Ride on bruv, good luck.

Ishilove:
Babe, if I and the op happen to get stuck in an elevator together, I'd be dead in minutes because just two inhalations from that African nostrils of his and all the air would be sucked out. #justsaying#

Anyway you are based abroad so you fit the criteria perfectly. Go for it!!

Somalia na abroad? Me I don wash hand eèe.... no more the boy is mine.... na I don't want no scrub dey reign

cococandy: dey there na
He's security conscious.

Shoo? U dont mean it

Why are they calling you sef join?
I think say you don marry before o

Idowuogbo:
I'm not posing oo... the op wants a UK/USA based kokolet, if he can make it rain, i will loff him ti ti lai lai... Abi you think me sef no wan do a Lorreta? Bella naija must feature us mehn!

OP,when you return from cafe abeg snap more pics so I can print and hang them in my living room.