marieolae: bounce nigga

^^^thee u go again... dark skin female r naturally aggressive...no good morning Mr cork,hello Mr cork or hiya Mr cork....the first tin that came outta her wide Ghana mouth on a beautiful day like this is: bounce niiga ... Black women . .we giv up!!

People don't really understand that this world is a small place. One girl that my cousin met on facebook was an example. Seriously I was like..."Wow Ken are u sure she's the one?". She came to visit us and after her visit,she noticed that Ken was disappointed n she didn't visit again.

priscaoge: People don't really understand that this world is a small place. One girl that my cousin met on facebook was an example. Seriously I was like..."Wow Ken are u sure she's the one?". She came to visit us and after her visit,she noticed that Ken was disappointed n she didn't visit again.

I saw your picture...That looks...Photoshopped tooo

hotwax:

I saw your picture...That looks...Photoshopped tooo

My dear I don't do that sh1t. If u have been seeing all my profile pix u won't say that,guess u are new here.

If at all I have interest in a girl online. This what I do. I will first of all scan through her ugly pix(you know what I mean) The one that are not good looking and compare to her good looking. If I see any flaus I backoff.

And If All are edited(colored anyhow). I assume she's not beautiful.

I don't look at one-two pics before judging a girls beauty online. Her natural pics most surpass edited one before developing interest.

priscaoge:
My dear I don't do that sh1t.[b] If u have been seeing all my profile pix [/b]u won't say that,guess u are new here.

Me i never see oooo and i just dey wait kampe to see

Dawezz: Ahahahahahahaha Nor be small ooooo....God catch me too one day like that....there is this girl on my Facebook, she just started sending me messages....you know showing me gree light....at last we decided to see and she promised to come see me, it was on sunday she promised to come, i didnt even go to church because of her....ma mind was just calculating how i'll Bleep her....omo when this babe come, call me say see where she dey...i con call ham...i nor even know say the person wey dey opposite me na the girl...because she too wooo-wooooo....slim con get yeye legs...wear oversize jean...chai...shame catch me....ma street wey say guys know the kinda babe i dey pull....when dey great me i dey shun them oooo....imagin we even enter house self...the babe get body odour con dey sweat like christmas goat...

well since ma mind don dey there now....i dont have any option than to Bleep her like that, she con even dey form....omo i just remove her cloth sharp sharp, wetin dey do you....you nor go focuse....person like me won manage you self..you nor happy...na so she calm down oooo...i close eyes Bleep her...gave her transport to move immediately...

That thing make me nor day do online or social network runs again.

Lier.

Eyop:
Me i never see oooo and i just dey wait kampe to see

See what?

Em nor born her well make she come again....

priscaoge: People don't really understand that this world is a small place. One girl that my cousin met on facebook was an example. Seriously I was like..."Wow Ken are u sure she's the one?". She came to visit us and after her visit,she noticed that Ken was disappointed n she didn't visit again.

priscaoge:
See what?

na only that profile pic me i dey see..so i dey wait to see another one

be like say na your sister ooooo....because i dont understand na lie wey you dey talk....

Logicalmindy:


Lier.

Dawezz: Em nor born her well make she come again....

Seriously She never did. She had few pics on her Facebook gallery. After that day my cousin said he won't date anyone he met online

Eyop:
na only that profile pic me i dey see..so i dey wait to see another one

U must be blind

priscaoge:
U must be blind

priscaoge:
My dear I don't do that sh1t. If u have been seeing all my profile pix u won't say that,guess u are new here.

But, I am talking about your profile pix..check it out yasef

hotwax:

But, I am talking about your profile pix..check it out yasef

And Which one am I talking about? My dp?

Dawezz: Make una upload una pics...make we know if na photoshop...oya Marieolae, Kachisbarbie...make una start...

Lol...I use my unedited pics as my dp when I feel like. I don't even have pics again, bc I have lost all my pictures due to ma fone crash. But amma hustle one from sumwhr

marieolae: lmaooo the power of filters and photoshop. There's nothing wrong with filter or nefin...but when you OVER do it, and u end up looking like anoda person..then I think its a problem. Some people can spend up to 5 hours just editing a picture

Yea, that's the problem, she over-filters it. I still wanna know the app they use, my yungsis said Instagram- she helps edit my pics as @when due, but the kind filters am seeing these days, e pass instagram o.

Kachisbarbie: Yea. I have this Fb friend - a girl....her pics are always clean and all that, hitting awesome likes.
Then one say I saw her in the market, if not that I have spiritual eyes, I wouldn't have recognised her...
The difference was too much, she wasn't even looking tidy, she wore this fairly transparent skirt and her undies could be seen faintly from it.
Later in the evening, she sent me a FB message 'wow u look bigger nd more beautiful in reality', I just replied 'you too'.

What more could I say?

like sewiously...i termed it 'fakey'.
Her PM to you later was to clear wave. I know for her mind she been say 'fuckup day'.

..what is cat fish?..is it like eatin punnny? Please explain...somebody

e get one ugly girl wey dey my lodge. ..Jesus if u see her picture. ..d dey wey I dey go tru her system eh...If u see her pictures. ..she set...No pimple for face and light skinned. ...but for real eh black spot full her face, her leg don bend...she ugly die

priscaoge:
And Which one am I talking about? My dp?

Yes

Kachisbarbie:
Lol...I use my unedited pics as my dp when I feel like. I don't even have pics again, bc I have lost all my pictures due to ma fone crash. But amma hustle one from sumwhr

Yea, that's the problem, she over-filters it. I still wanna know the app they use, my yungsis said Instagram- she helps edit my pics as @when due, but the kind filters am seeing these days, e pass instagram o.

There are certain phones that there camera is always sharp and cute. The phone I was using before has 8MP and i use it to snap some pics.

U said Instagram does that? Haven't noticed,will like to know how they filter it cos am on Instagram. If u know any other way to filter pics place let me know as well.

hotwax:

Yes

Sorry Bro, always remember to take a chilled bottle of alomo any time u wake-up because it's like hangover de do u strong things this morning

priscaoge:
Sorry Bro, always remember to take a chilled bottle of alomo any time u wake-up because it's like hangover de do u strong things this morning

Olomo ko. Opa eyin ni.

You are trying to claim, I dont know what I am seeing...

Sit down there...

priscaoge:
There are certain phones that there camera is always sharp and cute. The phone I was using before has 8MP and i use it to snap some pics.

U said Instagram does that? Haven't noticed,will like to know how they filter it cos am on Instagram. If u know any other way to filter pics place let me know as well.

Yea. My phone camera gives me neat shots, but I think the filter they have problem with is the coloured ones like my dp. I'm not on instagram o, so I don't even know how she dey do am.

frankben1: I spent 5mins to type that and all you could say is "OK". SMH...


Diaris god o

frankben?

hotwax:

Olomo ko. Opa eyin ni.

You are trying to claim, I dont know what I am seeing...

Sit down there...

Claim what? Maybe u live a fake life,sorry I don't if That's what u mean.

Kachisbarbie:
Yea. My phone camera gives me neat shots, but I think the filter they have problem with is the coloured ones like my dp. I'm not on instagram o, so I don't even know how she dey do am.

Okkkk now I understand. Do u use app to give it that colour Or it's from ur camera?

priscaoge:
Okkkk now I understand. Do u use app to give it that colour Or it's from ur camera?

Na the instagram be the app na. It's my yungsis that does it for me.

priscaoge:
Claim what? Maybe u live a fake life,sorry I don't if That's what u mean.

Fake life ke? I am a guy...Guys are always fugly. We dont care. No matter how ugly a guy is, he will still date the most beautiful girl in town. So, derris nothing to fake here. So priscaoge is filtering her pix.

Beside, if I upload my pix...you will kiss it all day.

Kachisbarbie:
Na the instagram be the app na. It's my yungsis that does it for me.

Oh i understand u now,it's really Nice. Don't know how they filter some pics, I thought I can use instagram to do it.

Elantracey:

I've met some catfished guys

lol...tell me something. Gist me abeg..