stillwater:

The way I'll slowly rub my lipstick on my lips would make you shiver in you pants. You want to deny?  

I agree . . . u're diff.  

ibkaye:

Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor  

what do you want us to tell you? there is no textbook definition of seduction perse, its different for every situation and depends on the woman. If she doesnt catch ur fancy its hard to summon emotions to "seduce" her.

MrCrackles:

Now go to bed, you pampers wearing kiddy!

Gbenu e dake jor, don't you have P.E tommorow morning? Abeg, leave the big peeps to express themselves  

KarmaMod:

Someone must have blackmailed 4Play

Stillwater, I SEE

iT'S FUNNY HOW NONE OF THEM CAN TELL US THEIR DEF OF SEDUCTION

DavidDylan:

Hallmark of the "butter" naija girl trying desperately to look cultured. You can't civilize a monkey no matter how much you bathe it.

Hehehe . . . WORD!!!
This is not sumone bathing it . . . this is the monkey bathing itself

StephenP:

Well I for one stood up for the ladies only to be bashed hours later by the same women I was standing up for.

It funny because somehow their stomach always finds a way to hang out of the clothes as if it needs some air.

[size=13pt]I know you don't bash the ladies, but why are you joining them now  these lonely nland men

@MrCrackles
I see you got jokes, but it not funny
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ROTFLMAO

monkey wearing jordans

Nigerian women,seriously,you have to up your game. It's merely because of cultural loyalty that we are still associating with you lot.

You need a total revamp,start with the lipstick/eyeliner that looks like it was applied by someone with Parkinson's disease.

H2O2:

monkey wearing jordans

your wife abi abi na you?

Dark_Rxn:

iT'S FUNNY HOW NONE OF THEM CAN TELL US THEIR DEF OF SEDUCTION

That's the point every Naija chic fails to understand, seduction is not a fixed thing
Sumtimes it's as simple as staring into her eyes

Dark_Rxn:

iT'S FUNNY HOW NONE OF THEM CAN TELL US THEIR DEF OF SEDUCTION

Let's flip the switch; what is seducing to you Nigerian ladies?

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]I know you don't bash the ladies, but why are you joining them now  these lonely nland men

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Like I said, the women I was helping bashed me.

tRoOE:

@MrCrackles
I see you got jokes, but it not funny
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It wont be funny naw, especially to Naija women like you!

If it was a non naija woman, they would be in stitches and would even thank me!

4 Play:

Nigerian women,seriously,you have to up your game. It's merely because of cultural loyalty that we are still associating with you lot.

You need a total revamp,start with the lipstick/eyeliner that looks like it was applied by someone with Parkinson's disease.

Well, I GOTZ TO AGREE WITH THE LIPGLOSS ONE O. too much!!

Naija men and their bad fashion sense nko? or the way they snore while they're sleeping. Right David? make you confess o

4 Play:

Nigerian women,seriously,you have to up your game. It's merely because of cultural loyalty that we are still associating with you lot.

You need a total revamp,start with the lipstick/eyeliner that looks like it was applied by someone with Parkinson's disease.

I think it shld seriously start with simple courtesy and the art of cultured behaviour.

@typical Nigerian woman, the true test of a man's love for you isn't how quick he buys a recharge card for you.

eldee:

That's the point every Naija chic fails to understand, seduction is not a fixed thing
Sumtimes it's as simple as staring into her eyes

True that

Making me tingle inside, causing the volcano inside me to explode.
I don't want a man who'll just lay on my bed and expect me to hop him.
Seduction is spontaneous, it's the onset of sex, it drives sex.
It is not the same boring routine, not the same take off your shirt i take off mines.

One can even seduce without sex. . . .it can be an electrifying eye contact, sensual body language.
Seduction makes a man and woman starve for sex Kiss Kiss Kiss Something surprising , something attracting, something enticing.
It might be a slow grazing of his knuckles on my nipples as he walks by me while others are around to emphasize his sexual power over me, that he wants me. Or him tracking his fingers down my spine as he hugs me tight.

Who da hell wants a man who will just kiss and hug. abegi.

Sth I SAID EARLEIR

Bad Fashion sense or the fact that they use one toothbrush for 5 years.

"This is the one my mama bought me when I first went to boarding school, I ca never part with it"

tRoOE:

[size=13pt][font=Garamond][color=#990000]I know you don't bash the ladies, but why are you joining them now  these lonely nland men

So when we tell the truth we're lonely??
I wonder how you manage to sound more moronic with every post
Your definition of 'lonely' is rejecting Naija chics??

KarmaMod:

Bad Fashion sense or the fact that they use one toothbrush for 5 years.

"This is the one my mama bought me when I first went to boarding school, I ca never part with it"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!1

StephenP:

@typical Nigerian woman, the true test of a man's love for you isn't how quick he buys a recharge card for you.

Standard!

@ dark rxn, dont even go there, talking abt naija men n bad dress sense. We're still better than you lot, tryin so desperately to copy oyinbo baffs and making a mockery out of the whole thing! Is it d size 16 naija gals we see squeezed inside size 8 clothes, all in a bid to be fashionable??

StephenP:

@typical Nigerian woman, the true test of a man's love for you isn't how quick he buys a recharge card for you.

Sth, it's by how quick he moves those hips

Dark_Rxn:

Making me tingle inside, causing the volcano inside me to explode.
I don't want a man who'll just lay on my bed and expect me to hop him.
Seduction is spontaneous, it's the onset of sex, it drives sex.
It is not the same boring routine, not the same take off your shirt i take off mines.

Seduction isnt always about sex . . . olodo.  

Dark_Rxn:

True that

Making me tingle inside, causing the volcano inside me to explode.
I don't want a man who'll just lay on my bed and expect me to hop him.
Seduction is spontaneous, it's the onset of sex, it drives sex.
It is not the same boring routine, not the same take off your shirt i take off mines.

One can even seduce without sex. . . .it can be an electrifying eye contact, sensual body language.
Seduction makes a man and woman starve for sex Kiss Kiss Kiss Something surprising , something attracting, something enticing.
It might be a slow grazing of his knuckles on my nipples as he walks by me while others are around to emphasize his sexual power over me, that he wants me. Or him tracking his fingers down my spine as he hugs me tight.

Who da hell wants a man who will just kiss and hug. abegi.

Sth I SAID EARLEIR

Mo gbe Who's been coaching you?

KarmaMod:

Bad Fashion sense or the fact that they use one toothbrush for 5 years.

"This is the one my mama bought me when I first went to boarding school, I ca never part with it"

Nigerian women aren't innocent either.

DavidDylan:

Seduction isnt always about sex . . . olodo.

but it can drive towards sex

Hesperus:

@ dark rxn, don't even go there, talking about naija men n bad dress sense. We're still better than you lot, tryin so desperately to copy oyinbo baffs and making a mockery out of the whole thing! Is it d size 16 naija gals we see squeezed inside size 8 clothes, all in a bid to be fashionable??

rotflmao!! oh gosh

sure, you guys rule with your cabu cabu, shorts and tuxedo worn at the same time

Dark_Rxn:

True that

Making me tingle inside, causing the volcano inside me to explode.
I don't want a man who'll just lay on my bed and expect me to hop him.
Seduction is spontaneous, it's the onset of sex, it drives sex.
It is not the same boring routine, not the same take off your shirt i take off mines.

One can even seduce without sex. . . .it can be an electrifying eye contact, sensual body language.
Seduction makes a man and woman starve for sex Kiss Kiss Kiss Something surprising , something attracting, something enticing.
It might be a slow grazing of his knuckles on my nipples as he walks by me while others are around to emphasize his sexual power over me, that he wants me. Or him tracking his fingers down my spine as he hugs me tight.

Who da hell wants a man who will just kiss and hug. abegi.

Sth I SAID EARLEIR

but na wa o. Na wetin dem dey teach you for school be this?  

KarmaMod:

Bad Fashion sense or the fact that they use one toothbrush for 5 years.

"This is the one my mama bought me when I first went to boarding school, I ca never part with it"

dont even go down that route . . . you know women are way way worse.

stillwater:

Mo gbe Who's been coaching you?

Me

Ask her!!

stillwater:

Mo gbe Who's been coaching you?

You dey mind am. .  . something she copied out of some cheesy girlie magazine. Better learn how to cook for your man.

stillwater:

Mo gbe Who's been coaching you?

KarmaMod

4 Play:

You dey mind am. . . something she copied out of some cheesy girlie magazine. Better learn how to cook for your man.

You see, even if I try to teach you, you go turn to cold banana. like someone said