4 Play:

The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.

LOL

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men [/size]

Ok . . . . Now that we are fighting back, we're whining? LOL!! Where were you when we were being bashed?

DavidDylan:

please can someone remind naija women to learn to wear their sizes instead of their baby clothes? That isnt seduction, its stupidity.

We wear our size, thank you.
Na the ajegunle women you dey date

Hesperus:

Dark rxn, i admire your sincerity. All other naija girls still claim to like poetry, even tho d whole world knows they don't.

At least you're honest, tho that in no way makes you better.

Thanks boo. I admire your sincerity too, but you're still a naija man

4 Play:

The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.

Please don't let's go to the accents!!!
Is it not funny how Nigerian chics have this accent that's always on flipmode??
One for the guy in the sleek ride, and a different one for the guy that walks up to her in the Underground

Dark_Rxn:

na j-girl broke up with him o.
It was disastrous Should have seen him crying

Who's j-girl

alagolo, banned again?

tope2000:

Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin Nigeria babe do u na

Just telling you women some home truths.

Dark_Rxn:

@4play, David, and eldee,
If you guys know seduction, plz just teach H202, am not saying showing him o.

Why use seduction on a Nigerian woman? It's as useful as trying to seduce a corpse.

KarmaMod:

alagolo, banned again?

no mehn!! The thing told me to report to the admin if I can't log on.

eldee:

Who's j-girl

who dey ask?

KarmaMod:

Write a book instead.  

Would you read it and say you like it before it becomes a bestseller and I am popular and wealthy?

where is Morenike?

I want to ask you a question. . . .please show yourself.

4 Play:

Just telling you women some home truths.

Why use seduction on a Nigerian woman? It's as useful as trying to seduce a corpse.

Maybe you should try the correct naija babes na.
UniLag/ Uni Osu is not the best place o

DavidDylan:

the long throats would just move on to the next available dude.   Of course after eating ur food.

I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction

@4play
U've just been with wrong ones honey, Dont dwell on it

DavidDylan:

please can someone remind naija women to learn to wear their sizes instead of their baby clothes? That isnt seduction, its stupidity.

Not all girls shop at baby Gap , we are not all mariah carey wannabes

eldee:

I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction

Iwo! Let me just catch you!

StephenP:

Would you read it and say you like it before it becomes a bestseller and I am popular and wealthy?

If it's good, why not?

See dark roxn o, feeling like she can take on all the men in 'ere!
I can imagine how she'll be in reality. . .

sillyboy:

where is Morenike?

I want to ask you a question. . . .please show yourself.

wetin you want? Make it snappy?

eldee:

I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction

SHUT UP DIA If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth

KarmaMod:

If it's good, why not?

That's such a dumb reply.  How would you know if it's good until you read it?  It's not like your psychic super instincts will tell you.

Hesperus:

See dark roxn o, feeling like she can take on all the men in 'ere!
I can imagine how she'll be in reality. . .

Sorry, am a one-man person.
So keep imagining

eldee:

I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction

Naija Chick of course!

Dark_Rxn:

SHUT UP DIA If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth

Thankyou jare, he does not even have to be rich, just not scrape poor  

eldee:

Please don't let's go to the accents!!!
Is it not funny how Nigerian chics have this accent that's always on flipmode??
One for the guy in the sleek ride, and a different one for the guy that walks up to her in the Underground

I think they are all borderline schizophrenics. . . . . confused about their identity and trying to sound like their forefathers were the original Anglo-Saxon settlers.

Dark_Rxn:

SHUT UP DIA If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth

that's what she said.  3 days later she was bugging the crap out of me to give her #100,000 to go shopping.
good looks aren't enough.

KarmaMod:

If it's good, why not?  

I'll remember this day.

@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.

H202, is it by force that you speak? Seriously?

He implied that I's only read it AFTER he's "rich and famous", I claimed otherwise. Was that really hard to comprehend?

H2O2:

That's such a dumb reply.  How would you know if it's good until you read it?  It's not like your psychic super instincts will tell you.

Did you read what I said?

Dark_Rxn:

who dey ask?

Moi . . . oh, so u're not only selfish with sex

ibkaye:

Iwo! Let me just catch you!

Sharrap dia . . . is it not past ur bedtime

Dark_Rxn:

SHUT UP DIA If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth

Hehehe . . . yeah right
It's one thing to lie to everyone . . . but trying to convince urself?? nah, that's just sad

H2O2:

that's what she said. 3 days later she was bugging the crap out of me to give her #100,000 to go shopping.
good looks aren't enough.

Like I said, you better divorce that your white woman and lemme teach you real seduction
Watching her watch tv is not seduction o

KarmaMod:

H202, is it by force that you speak? Seriously?

He implied that I's only read it AFTER he's "rich and famous", I claimed otherwise. Was that really hard to comprehend?

No mind am

StephenP:

I'll remember this day.

@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.

Save it in your blog  

as for the second part, no be you pigs that bleat that "food is the way to our lard clogged hearts"

why complain?

i havent gone through the posts
but i want to say the poster has been meeting Nigerian boys and not men!
dont reply me coz m out.

eldee:

Moi . . . oh, so u're not only selfish with sex
Sharrap dia . . . is it not past ur bedtime
Hehehe . . . yeah right
It's one thing to lie to everyone . . . but trying to convince yourself?? nah, that's just sad

W/e. . . .

eldee:

Sharrap dia . . . is it not past ur bedtime

See who is talking!

You will meet me tonight!

StephenP:

I'll remember this day.
@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.

They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

4 Play:

They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

lol @ 4play!!!