idupaul:

AT post

did ur dad abduct ur mum to the house?

See, if I start my own, they'll say I started it.

Awan omo oshi omoto ita alai ni se. hiss

Hesperus:

Not true, Naija women are not at all romantic, as in them no just try at all!! So why would men even bother seducing them?

Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.  

StephenP:

And poetry is not romantic. It can't buy her a new pair of shoes.

And hair extensions!!

4 Play:

Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.

Haba, this guy is just merking naija women silly, don't generalize na

StephenP:

And poetry is not romantic. It can't buy her a new pair of shoes.

Who said poetry was romantic.
I'm sorry, it's not.


The last one H202 was trying to read to me put me to sleep

@ dark rxn, upgrade to what? All y'all are on the same level when it comes to that.

Hesperus:

@ dark rxn, upgrade to what? All y'all are on the same level when it comes to that.

Thank you. Here goes your village basket. Find your way to sudan

Hesperus:

I think I might just take my chances with that. At least d curry cake is sure,, unlike schizophrenic naija babes!

Good luck

ibkaye:

Haba, this guy is just merking naija women silly, don't generalize na  

Ya deserve the merking love

Especially Naija women like you IBK

How many times have you Naija ladies come on this forum to bash and brush naija dudes?

MrCrackles:

And hair extensions!!

For her, her sisters and her mother.

Dark_Rxn:

Who said poetry was romantic.
I'm sorry, it's not.

My point exactly.

MrCrackles:

And hair extensions!!

you mean those annoying things they wear on their heads with the roots of their "real" hair sticking out like a sore thumb?  

Dark_Rxn:

See, if I start my own, they'll say I started it.

Awan omo oshi omoto ita alai ni se. hiss

`who be this one again naa

4 Play:

Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.

And Naija men are the most fun one to be with?

They don't even know sarcasm, they're so stiff, no joke, no thing. Naija men annoy the crap out of me. No lie!

idupaul:

`who be this one again naa

point is, grow up!

Thing is, am not interesting in the chin chin you're selling today

DavidDylan:

you mean those annoying things they wear on their heads with the roots of their "real" hair sticking out like a sore thumb?  

Yes oo!

DavidDylan:

its not even about the sex . . . the typical naija woman thinks a date = silverbird galleria and mr. biggs.

I'm still trying to imagine how a Naija chic will look at you if you suggest a home-made food picnic  

Gays recite poetry  

MrCrackles:

Ya deserve the merking love

Especially Naija women like you IBK

How many times have you Naija ladies come on this forum to bash and brush naija dudes?

You dey mad? When have I ever bashed naija dudes in general, I always pick out the ones who do do certain things but I never say ALL, it's not good to generalize  

4 Play:

Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.  

Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin 9ja babe do u na

@david
Oh Lawd¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See as una dey YAB us like that ehn

Dark_Rxn:

And Naija men are the most fun one to be with?

They don't even know sarcasm, they're so stiff, no joke, no thing. Naija men annoy the crap out of me. No lie!

Then dont marry them! _{That is even if you can afford to}

[size=13pt]ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men [/size]

The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.

@4play, David, and eldee,

If you guys know seduction, plz just teach H202, am not saying showing him o.

KarmaMod:

Gays recite poetry  

ROFL!! Hope you'll be saying that when I win the Nobel Prize in Literature.

eldee:

I'm still trying to imagine how a Naija chic will look at you if you suggest a home-made food picnic  

the long throats would just move on to the next available dude.   Of course after eating ur food.

Dark_Rxn:

And Naija men are the most fun one to be with?

They don't even know sarcasm, they're so stiff, no joke, no thing. Naija men annoy the crap out of me. No lie!

don't blame them . . . when we get sarcastic all we get in return is a stream of invectives in yoruba.  

MrCrackles:

Then don't marry them! _{That is even if you can afford to}

Lmao!! So how much are you? I got one dollar o. Is it too much?

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]ROTFLMFAO OH MY GOSH NLAND MEN HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES
Damn i feel sorry 4 their girlfriends(hmmmmmm if even have one)
It not by force to date Naija girls since they are not worth seducing, chineke is that hard to do
Have never seen real men whine like Nlanders men [/size]

See this one dey talk

Typical naija babe and longtin!

StephenP:

ROFL!! Hope you'll be saying that when I win the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Write a book instead.  

Dark_Rxn:

Lmao!! So how much are you? I got one dollar o. Is it too much?

See your mouth!
1 shilling or 2 cowries go do!

Dark_Rxn:

Thank you. Here goes your village basket. Find your way to sudan

Dark rxn, i admire your sincerity. All other naija girls still claim to like poetry, even tho d whole world knows they dont.

At least you're honest, tho dat in no way makes you better.

DavidDylan:

the long throats would just move on to the next available dude. Of course after eating ur food.

don't blame them . . . when we get sarcastic all we get in return is a stream of invectives in yoruba.

Maybe you too should upgrade eh

tope2000:

Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin Nigeria babe do u na

na j-girl broke up with him o.
It was disastrous Should have seen him crying

Pls can someone remind naija women to learn to wear their sizes instead of their baby clothes? That isnt seduction, its stupidity.