4 Play:

They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.  

ROFLMAO!!!

KarmaMod:

Save it in your blog  

LOL I will

KarmaMod:

as for the second part, no be you pigs that bleat that "food is the way to our lard clogged hearts"

why complain?

You're only acting out one of your many duties, that is, feeding me. It is in no way, seducing.

@the typical Nigerian woman, come up with better moaning words "Baby aren't you tired?" isn't acceptable.

4 Play:

They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.

oh shut it! bad belle ppl.

Maybe b/c she worked hard cooking it, so you HAVE HAVE HAVE to eat it

4 Play:

They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.  

You dont want the used tampon that was squeezed into the stew to go to waste now, do you?

After all we're just playing our partings in GOING GREEN  

Ok . . . . Now that we are fighting back, we're whining? LOL!! Where were you when we were being bashed?

[size=13pt]yes you guys are whining like babies
Same goes for you, "Where were you" when the negative threads were created regarding Nigerian Ladies?
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See this one dey talk

Typical naija babe and longtin!  

[size=13pt]Typical Naija respond [/size]

seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you cant breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

4 Play:

I think they are all borderline schizophrenics. . . . . confused about their identity and trying to sound like their forefathers were the original Anglo-Saxon settlers.

It's really hilarious . . . I was shocked when I saw a Naija chic trying to fake two accents at once
They believe that speaking with the high pitch makes 'em white

MrCrackles:

Naija Chick of course!

Nah . . . are you saying dating Naija chics is like an open auction??

ibkaye:

See who is talking!

You will meet me tonight!

I'm calling your mum ASAP

DavidDylan:

seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

I just fell off my chair laughing to above!

DavidDylan:

seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

awww, clap for yourself.
I guess I taught you sth last night. kudos

eldee:

It's really hilarious . . . I was shocked when I saw a Naija chic trying to fake two accents at once
They believe that speaking with the high pitch makes 'em white
Nah . . . are you saying dating Naija chics is like an open auction??
I'm calling your mum ASAP

lmao!! you and 4Play are so mean!!
Where have you been meeting your ladies na

eldee:

Nah . . . are you saying dating Naija chics is like an open auction??

these days its pay-as-you-go.

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KarmaMod:



You don't want the used tampon that was squeezed into the stew to go to waste now, do you?

After all we're just playing our partings in GOING GREEN  

OK, now thats just plain gross!!

DavidDylan:

seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

Oh Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love NL at times i swear

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]yes you guys are whining like babies
Same goes for you, "Where were you" when the negative threads were created regarding Nigerian Ladies?
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Well I for one stood up for the ladies only to be bashed hours later by the same women I was standing up for.

DavidDylan:

seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

It funny because somehow their stomach always finds a way to hang out of the clothes as if it needs some air.

idupaul:

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And idle mind is a. . . .

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]Typical Naija respond [/size]

Nah itz not as typical as a Naija Lady!

See whoz laffing naw?!

Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor  

StephenP:

It funny because somehow their stomach always finds a way to hang out of the clothes as if it needs some air.

Thank you!! leave my potbelly alone

DavidDylan:

seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

Seduction is not speaking with this Anglo-American-Irish-Indian accent to sound cool
Seduction is not picking at your food when you damn well know u're hungry

ibkaye:

[size=18pt]Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor [/size]

Thank you!!

H202, where you dey!!

ibkaye:

Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor  

See what you ladies don't understand is it is not something you talk about/verbally express, it is a doing process especially since we need to see how the lady is feeling and now the next course of action.

eldee:

Seduction is not picking at your food when you damn well know u're hungry

Dude, do you want the potbelly or not. Make up your mind

Lol i just saw this   at this rate i wouldn't be suprised if i logged in here tomorrow and saw someone start a Nigerian Men Do Not Have Dciks thread why all this beef for Naija men

@Morenike
Later you would say i am beefing Naija women or i have issues with them.Na wa ooh

DavidDylan:

seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
[b]Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.[/b]Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

The way I'll slowly rub my lipstick on my lips would make you shiver in you pants. You want to deny?  

DavidDylan:

these days its pay-as-you-go.

Yes, more like pick and drop whenever you want, wherever you want and anytime you want!

Dark_Rxn:

And idle mind is a. . . .

thank god u know, no wonder u came up with such a miscontrued topic

eldee:

Seduction is not speaking with this Anglo-American-Irish-Indian accent to sound cool
Seduction is not picking at your food when you damn well know u're hungry

Hallmark of the "butter" naija girl trying desperately to look cultured. You cant civilize a monkey no matter how much you bathe it.

StephenP:

See what you ladies don't understand is it is not something you talk about/verbally express, it is a doing process especially since we need to see how the lady is feeling and now the next course of action.

Well said my bro, seduction is not a set of laid-down rules, its spontaneous and random. Depends on the setting really.

ibkaye:

[size=18pt]Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor [/size]

Thank you!!

H202, where you dey!!

ibkaye:

Ok a shout out to naija guys, please enlighten us, how would you go about to 'seduce' a lady? Tell us jor  

Now go to bed, you pampers wearing kiddy!

All this doesn't obviously apply to all Nigerian women,especially the women on this thread or reading this.  

A-40:

Lol i just saw this at this rate i wouldn't be suprised if i logged in here tomorrow and saw someone start a Nigerian Men Do Not Have Dciks thread why all this beef for Naija men

@Morenike
Later you would say i am beefing Naija women or i have issues with them.Na wa ooh

wetin i do na?

Someone must have blackmailed 4Play