YourMain:

Lol some people have no shame.
It is what it is

REAL....

icewinz:
I think the funniest thing i ever said to a girl while trying to break the ice and get on with the toasting was i saying,(she was on lot of jewelries)-me:watsap bea,i love your jewelries her-(smiles), me- i think even your smile was made of 12K gold,and your entire oufit around 100million USD.

She luaghed.

Her: if i could have worth all that my father could have sold me.
(we all luaghed).
The a lil,chat,i collected her digits, and till today she be my paddy cuase it turn out to be friendship.
#thumpsuptosimplegirls.

bro it means upon all ur saying u end up at d friend zoning zone ?

Henrygreat212:
I can remember approaching a girl when I was still in the Uni, inside the campus starting with like ure beautiful and I know u from English department.. am in 3 Level, History Dept blah blah blah...Only for her to tell me that she just got employed in History dept two weeks ago and will be teaching 3 level students of History and international relations....that made me speechless and o never new when I followed her down to her office without saying a word....well we later became friends but that made me never to start full introduction first when meeting a lady for the first time....never came to her Class till I graduated from 3level....my dum*** moment toasting a girl

hahahahahahaha lwkmd

The craziest thing I told a Girl in an attempt to toast her was "I Like this your Y*nsh". Don't ask me how it ended

Guy: Do u love me?. Me: No, I don't. Guy: Ok ask me if I love u...

I dnt see why u guys r formming Shakespeare
If u see babe way u like just go meet her ,
Fine gul I like you talk it own back .....shikina.

DonUjay:
.Heard thay first from Will Smith in Fresh Prince of Bellair....Back then when T.V was so Much Fun

wow .i love that show they still show it on cable

Moz22:
Pls I just had 3cans of malta guiness..I hope its nt too much

No....make it 16 cans and you will be very satisfied.

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For an INTROVERT like me, i always stood in front of the girl's house every Sunday night, not knowing what to say and how to say what i want to say to the extent that her mum thought i was one of the new Security Guard of the Church Opposite their house.
Ko funny rara...

YourMain:


Yeah. Guys have no shame

I remember once I was going out for ladies day and I was walking on the pavement with my friend and we crossed the road at the traffic light. And when we reached the half way pavement thingy one guy honked his car. Brings out a 50 note out the window and goes I'll give you this if you do that walk again.

Like what the actual Bleep. I wanted to shove it in his mouth. Mannerless fool.

You must have quite a backside
I think the more sexy you look, the more likely you are to be objectified.
As long as you got a good head on your neck, you really don't lose your pride.
I ain't going to lie, I can be naughty online with a cute chick or just cause am bored. But in person?, that's low.
To some guys it may all be for fun, just them being boys.

icewinz:
I think the funniest thing i ever said to a girl while trying to break the ice and get on with the toasting was i saying,(she was on lot of jewelries)-me:watsap bea,i love your jewelries her-(smiles), me- i think even your smile was made of 12K gold,and your entire oufit around 100million USD.

She luaghed.

Her: if i could have worth all that my father could have sold me.
(we all luaghed).
The a lil,chat,i collected her digits, and till today she be my paddy cuase it turn out to be friendship.
#thumpsuptosimplegirls.

smiles

After calling for about two days without uttering a word and putting an end to d call immediately he hears d question pls who is dis, He den sends a text tell me he saw my number in his dreams dt we are meant to be (be fire)

Emmayen:
lie lie

lolxxxxxxxx. That's funny

7footre:

I actually like it! Will try it out and see what d outcome would be

Let me help you now

*slap*

Toasted a girl some years back when I was younger...and after all my epistle I was patiently waiting for a reply and she jst looked @me with indifference and then asked, 'do u want the ans nw or u want to come back?'
That was the height of it! I just walked away without saying a word or looking back.... yeah, I walked the fu¢K away!

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

, holla babe

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

mayne those line are dead asf , dont tell me a guy used those on u

jonaifame22:
ooops very beautiful legs u have there, do u preach? cos the bible says beautiful are the feet of those who preach the gospel!

ROTFL

blublahd:

You must have quite a backside
I think the more sexy you look, the more likely you are to be objectified.
As long as you got a good head on your neck, you really don't lose your pride.
I ain't going to lie, I can be naughty online with a cute chick or just cause am bored. But in person?, that's low.
To some guys it may all be for fun, just them being boys.

Its such a disgusting way to treat a person and I hate it so much ugh. Or them fellas that bark when you walk by. Why ?

Sigh. But what can you do

yungryce:
u can lie ehnn

lolxxxxxxx
Can't stop laffing o

Jayjay0:
Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie...

Well

nice

This thread should be pushed to JOKE angle, I've gotten more than expected

ugonna1054:
, holla babe

wetin? What? Kilode

bufness:
mayne those line are dead asf , dont tell me a guy used those on u

Swear. Nonsense creatures.

Michellla:
guy: Where have you been all my life?
me: Hiding from guys like you.

guy: i'v seen you somewhere before
me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

smiles

YourMain:


Its such a disgusting way to treat a person and I hate it so much ugh. Or them fellas that bark when you walk by. Why ?

Sigh. But what can you do

It's all about perspective, whatever they do, does it live with you? It should not bother you one bit.
Except for that getting physical part, just reasoning on the boldness of such fellow.

ddaammyy:
wetin? What? Kilode

, no wonder guys neva toast u before

Do guys still do this silly pick up lines in 2015? That's so 2000! Get a girl you like, walk up to her, and engage her in a meaningful discourse. Heck, she will release her number if you are a smooth talker. Then, the friendship can start from there.

ugonna1054:
, no wonder guys neva toast u before

HDee:
you're a badass

hehe thanks

vybzkartel:
Being a guy myself.. I know what we can say sometimes just because we need that one particular girl... Lol... I remember i told a lady dangote was my business partner... Shockingly i had her... Lol... Ladies let's have some fun... Drop all the funnies guys say and do when they want you. Lol

I don't toast a lady @ all, I snd my boys afta dem while I sit @ my VIP section....