YourMain:

Its fine.

You shouldn't have go extra mile by telling us that a stranger "grab your ass" So that's what buttress da guy point Its really saddened

icewinz:
Girls are not bread my brother,how would we start toasting them

Chai! This got me cracking.

Echelle:
I've told a girl before dat I can use her period to chop bread

Echelle:
oh boy na fine gal ooo. If u see her gan u fit use her pubic hair soak garri

U must be the King Of All Fools!

Echelle:
I've told a girl before dat I can use her period to chop bread

Ewwwww

Lol

Sleekyshuga:
• Hi, you look familiar.. Do you have an elder sister/brother in this school?

• I saw your picture on my friend's phone. I just stopped you to confirm if you are the real person.

• Excuse me!! Do you have a First Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Growing up was fun, mehn ..

Michellla:
huh?? never heard any of those

Go check facebook, reddit, twitter, Google+, linkedin, Linda ikeji blog, bella naija, naij etc...

U must find ur Songs before this year runs
out..Amin..!!

Noted.

HDee:
see you? I dey tell you se, don't be deceived..

Will show you her pix later on... Maybe a year after our anniversary#YouKnowWhatIMean#

Echelle:
oh boy na fine gal ooo. If u see her gan u fit use her pubic hair soak garri

Y na??.. U 4ck up..
I don't toast.. D girls do the chasing nd I do the picking..
I still get d jaz if yhu nid

haywire07:

I'm not the type that crams lines to get a girl. I will just say anyfin that comes to my mind, make friends with u and bombard ur head wit praises. Girls likes complements alot.

Fr some girls, after a bed session, I'll be like "how the f*ck did I start with you?

The bold got me Rotfl, you are right though, spontaneity is the key, pick up lines pale in comparison to a simple hi

Kaywiluv hunnay, I see u watching

dolak:
Hmmm...I rmbr d evening vividly (year 2000).....I was in front of our house, dis guy came to ask of Eze, I told him 'sorry, I don't know most people on street, u can check next house'. He said ok. Next, he said 'beauty, my name is Ade, WHAT SCHOOL YOU ARE GO?' I was shocked, b4 I could open mouth to respond, my dad laughed loud (he had been standing near the gate for few minutes), he opened the gate to see the guy and laughed again...... Till today, one joke my dad never forget is 'hello beauty, what sch u r go'

Lmaooooooo . Wonder how that guy must have felt,with your dad joining with the laugh too

Orofo1:
A guy came to see his friend at my hostel, saw me and approached me only to tell me that he love me immediately he saw me and that he's looking for a seriously relationship, he then asked if i'm gonna marry him. I just look d mumu wt the face of ''i resemble ibadan babe abi''?.. I knew that day that he must be high on kerosene tho. ;DA guy came to see his friend at my hostel, saw me and approached me only to tell me that he love me immediately he saw me and that he's looking for a seriously relationship, he then asked if i'm gonna marry him. I just look d mumu wt the face of ''i resemble ibadan babe abi''?.. I knew that day that he must be high on kerosene tho.

You are also high!
Just look at ur post

I like you. Talk your own

Mcowubaba:

Go check facebook, reddit, twitter, Google+, linkedin, Linda ikeji blog, bella naija, naij etc...

U must find ur Songs before this year runs
out....!!

okay i'll go check them out

bayocanny:

You shouldn't have go extra mile by telling us that a stranger "grab your ass"
So that's what buttress da guy point
Its really saddened

You're right. It was vulgar and unattractive. I agree. I just don't appreciate being called a liar on something I'm the only reliable source happened.

agrovick:
Kaywiluv hunnay, I see u watching

Watching with my 3D camera to see how many part it will get to

Michellla:
okay i'll go check them out

Success in ur quest..

mustydeen:
Lie lie lie, linus.. Lie lie lie, linus..

YourMain, ur middle name should be laiMain. Some guy grabs ur butt. WTF, and if it is true, go change ur mode of dressing

Do u really know the kind of society she lives in that may warrant such an occurrence? Enough is enough if u don't believe her just roll over

akthedream:
No....make it 16 cans and you will be very satisfied.

thanks

mustydeen:
Lie lie lie, linus.. Lie lie lie, linus..

YourMain, ur middle name should be laiMain. Some guy grabs ur butt. WTF, and if it is true, go change ur mode of dressing

Yaaaas! Omygod how did you know?!?

kaywiluv:

Watching with my 3D camera to see how many part it will get to

Hahaha, my name is I but am missing U

YourMain:


You're right. It was vulgar and unattractive. I agree. I just don't appreciate being called a liar on something I'm the only reliable source happened.

It ok, btw have missed u

agrovick:

Hahaha, my name is I but am missing U

Lol, which lady u use dat line for it must be those Ijebu Igbo girls abi

YourMain:


Yeah. Guys have no shame

I remember once I was going out for ladies day and I was walking on the pavement with my friend and we crossed the road at the traffic light. And when we reached the half way pavement thingy one guy honked his car. Brings out a 50 note out the window and goes I'll give you this if you do that walk again.

Like what the actual Bleep. I wanted to shove it in his mouth. Mannerless fool.

Sister,#50 can buy u gala o

tzoracle:


Sister,#50 can buy u gala o

Lol it's okay. And it was 50 euros

Omg. This may ruin my NL persona but imma just say it cause it sticks out in my mind cause it shocked me and I laughed even tho I shouldn't have

He was like "I wanna kiss ur lips..... Then move up to your belly button"

bayocanny:

It ok, btw have missed u

Awh missed you too

Make I toast you now then.

Baby my father is the owner of river niger plls can I have ur number?

ladyF:
nobody dey toast me

Leitner:

Lmaooooooo . Wonder how that guy must have felt,with your dad joining with the laugh too

My dear, u needed to witness the scene.....he still did niggar...bounced and formed big boy while leaving.

Got a fine new usher in my office and I told her 'if I were a customer and you're the one that Welcomes me everyday,i'll want mtn to block my line daily so i'll be able to see you.
She still blushes each time she sees me cos of that statement.