ladyF:
nobody dey toast me

Pretty ladies aint always lucky I guess....guys think you are taken already..

harry509:
I don't toast a lady @ all, I snd my boys afta dem while I sit @ my VIP section....

That's boring! Theirs a fulfilment that comes with hunting and catching your prey without help!

dyadeleye:


Pretty ladies aint always lucky I guess....guys think you are taken already..

lol it's not like that though. We the ugly ones don't get toasters at all....God dey sha

Poor grammer construction,u dont "toast" a lady its woo! Hit lik if u agree

ladyF:
nobody dey toast me

let me toast u then. Why not allow me to insert my sim card into your phone. Am sure u will like the ringing tone

Ladies lie a lot. What ever they are saying here I can never believe them.

At a party...
Guy: hey love, can I buy you a drink??
Girl: sorry but alcohol is bad for my legs
Guy: how?? does it hurt or swell??
Girl: no, they spread

Walked up to her, pointed to my guys and was like "My friend said I should tell you that I like you".


She bursted into laughter.




On another occasion, I encountered this mean-faced chick, told her "babe u better loosen this ya face o b4 I forget my lines. U know why I'm here naa". She laugh scatter of course.




Hahaha. Those silly Uni days

icewinz:
Girls are not bread my brother,how would we start toasting them

who con ask u that one? Mumu

riczy:
Poor grammer construction,u dont "toast" a lady its woo! Hit lik if u agree

Grammar Nazi.
Your comment is riddled with blunders too

YourMain:


What point is this ?

that most perversions are perpetrated outta sight like say...............under the hijab. damn! you couldn't get more covert than that and am sure he knows too, so don't mind him

1freshdude:

That's boring! Theirs a fulfilment that comes with hunting and catching your prey without help!

u Rr correct but my boys know's my specification....

esammyblinks:
kai young man u must b a ritualist, hmmm.... hop did gal threw up immediately u said it

guy wida nah. Everythg na toasting lines ooo. Dat statement alone made her laff n laff n laff n laff n laff n said yes!!! NOTE: am myself nt any ritual biko. I reject it iJn.

JustKeen:
Grammar Nazi. Your comment is riddled with blunders too

correct us finally lwkmd

mira4u:
I see you in my dreams everytime I close my eyes. You appear like an angel each time I dream, hence you are the one for me. I was like "go back to your malaria dream, m damn sure you will see the face clearly this time cos its definitely not my face you saw.

my brothers and sisters I see another outstanding lie lie girl again.

Excuse me! Do you have a Band- Aid i hurt my knee when i fell for you

BraniacX:


that most perversions are perpetrated outta sight like say...............under the hijab. damn! you couldn't get more covert than that and am sure he knows too, so don't mind him

Lol I know what he meant. It was just really rude.

During ma secondary school days, this guy was transferred from another school to mine. And then he started liking me and the line that was night was "looking at ur eyes tonight, and its just like an Italian wine in a goblet" I neva forgot dat,maybe cos i was young and naive . Then recently on BBM a dude told me. Let's play a game and i was like wat game? And he said. "Let me steal ur heart while u steal ma last name"

harry509:
u Rr correct but my boys know's my specification....

It's not about spec. It's about the babe falling for you and not your house, status or your car.
Privileged people who have their games goin feel very much better knowing that people are not around them because of their accessories.

Michellla:
guy: Where have you been all my life?
me: Hiding from guys like you.

guy: i'v seen you somewhere before
me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

u wicked ooo

mordtonia:
Girl everyday u add one more G to your swagg, you're a BB.
I asked what's BB? And he said brains and beauty. Chai...my friends almost died of laughter, they said it's BlackBerry no be only BB, and I was feeling bad for him.

Your friends are dumbfacks no offence, someone complimented you as being brainy and beautiful and the first reaction from your friends is to burst into laughter? Your friends are your problem

1freshdude:

It's not about spec. It's about the babe falling for you and not your house, status or your car.
Privileged people who have their games goin feel very much better knowing that people are not around them because of their accessories.

I udastnd u vry well..... Bt U & I know's wat most nigerians girls want

connectikut89:


What?! Someone stole that line from my PlayBook and used it on you

Anyway there is more where that came from

Is it just me or u look like J. Lo from behind?

now that got my attention
Back to the topic I make sure to wear my earpiece whether my phone is on or not My rate of getting angry and voilent has no rival #AskMyBestieHeKnows

agrovick:

Your friends are dumbfacks no offence, someone complimented you as being brainy and beautiful and the first reaction from your friends is to burst into laughter? Your friends are your problem

Stupid envious friends na..
Don't u know thats what they do so that a girl won't hav a better boyfriend than their dog

I can't remember any funny lines from any guy cos once u start talking, it passes tru one ear and goes out tru the other

YourMain:


Thank you

I'm not taking him serious. Id just rather he didn't disrespect me.

"Chat shît, get banned "

Mstcheeewu !
Wetin dey dis one feeling funky
Who dash u ban? U be mod

JustKeen:
Walked up to her, pointed to my guys and was like "My friend said I should tell you that I like you".


She bursted into laughter.




On another occasion, I encountered this mean-faced chick, told her "babe u better loosen this ya face o b4 I forget my lines. U know why I'm here naa". She laugh scatter of course.




Hahaha. Those silly Uni days

thumb up

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

Lemme be the 1st

Michellla:
hehe thanks

I guess you're a tough one you gotta take it easy on 'em guys.

HDee:
you're a badass

thanks

muaa:
I can't remember any funny lines from any guy cos once u start talking, it passes tru one ear and goes out tru the other

o daju! Ha?

Mcowubaba:

lol for u mind...
If na Dangote pikin or a Trey songs specie- na u go colect dia phone put ur 3 numbers...

but it wasnt treysongz so no talk on that