twerky:
Let me insert my sim card into your phone and u will like the ringing tone I was like WTF

LoL.. D dude is 100% sincere.. He jst said wat he wanted frm u..
But wat ws ur response?

haywire07:

Stupid envious friends na..
Don't u know thats what they do so that a girl won't hav a better boyfriend than their dog

As in ehn, I cut for the lady o. That's one of the most beautiful compliments a girl can ever received, I won't be surprised if her inner circle is full of mgbekes.
Meanwhile, You wanna drop lines u used in the past?

firstolalekan:

"Chat shît, get banned "

Mstcheeewu !
Wetin dey dis one feeling funky
Who dash u ban? U be mod

Excuse me ?

Michellla:
thanks

lol

HDee:
I guess you're a tough one you gotta take it easy on 'em guys.

lol.they do deserve the snappy responses sometimes.

Echelle:
I've told a girl before dat I can use her period to chop bread

Ahhahh.. Guy wetin happn na??..

Na so d girl fine reach?

YourMain:

Excuse me ?

e maa ja...

walahi! i told her she luks lyk omotola, na it d babe start to d hapy. d next tin d babe stat forming, mehn i regret telin her dat caus her head swell

mhecee:
During ma secondary school days, this guy was transferred from another school to mine. And then he started liking me and the line that was night was "looking at ur eyes tonight, and its just like an Italian wine in a goblet" I neva forgot dat,maybe cos i was young and naive . Then recently on BBM a dude told me. Let's play a game and i was like wat game? And he said. "Let me steal ur heart while u steal ma last name"

Funny. You're barely 15 minutes old on here

ladyF:

lol it's not like that though. We the ugly ones don't get toasters at all....God dey sha

Don't lie to yourself ladyF, you are one of the beautiful ones jere abegi#.
Gonna bring the game to your doormot right now....#hehehehehe#

lordprosh:

Ahhahh.. Guy wetin happn na??..

Na so d girl fine reach?

oh boy na fine gal ooo. If u see her gan u fit use her pubic hair soak garri

twerky:
Let me insert my sim card into your phone and u will like the ringing tone I was like WTF

lol #word

Echelle:
oh boy na fine gal ooo. If u see her gan u fit use her pubic hair soak garri

why you dey lie??

;DI am ready to share you with your boyfriend,it wldnt b a problem

Echelle:
I've told a girl before dat I can use her period to chop bread

Michellla:
but it wasnt treysongz so no talk on that

It may be Treysongs in disguise...harrysongs dey too ....keep hope alive

dyadeleye:


Don't lie to yourself ladyF, you are one of the beautiful ones jere abegi#.
Gonna bring the game to your doormot right now....#hehehehehe#

you don see her pishure before?? No dey hype her jor.

HDee:
o daju! Ha?

Wahs that?

Cholls:
my sister u can liee.

hahaha, bro how do you she's lying?

Cholls:
my sister u can liee.

hahaha, bro how do you know she's lying?

Lie lie lie, linus.. Lie lie lie, linus..

YourMain, ur middle name should be laiMain. Some guy grabs ur butt. WTF, and if it is true, go change ur mode of dressing

Mcowubaba:

It may be Treysongs in disguise...harrysongs dey too ....keep hope alive

lol nah.i bet he's taken

Lovelynature:
hahaha, bro how do you know she's lying?

my brother 'cuz I know a lie when I hear one.

Michellla:
lol.they do deserve the snappy responses sometimes.

yea.. I gerrit! Buh dats watchu get wen you're too beautiful.

Who broke ur heart?? whos responsible for this?? ..... Losen up cuz there are better ways to make a guy vanish with out ignoring the guy.

muaa:
I can't remember any funny lines from any guy cos once u start talking, it passes tru one ear and goes out tru the other

agrovick:

As in ehn, I cut for the lady o. That's one of the most beautiful compliments a girl can ever received, I won't be surprised if her inner circle is full of mgbekes.
Meanwhile, You wanna drop lines u used in the past?

I'm not the type that crams lines to get a girl. I will just say anyfin that comes to my mind, make friends with u and bombard ur head wit praises. Girls likes complements alot.

Fr some girls, after a bed session, I'll be like "how the f*ck did I start with you?

HDee:
you don see her pishure before?? No dey hype her jor.

Bruh forget ooo, this one wey dey hide pix go set pass Muna self...trust me.

Michellla:
lol nah.i bet he's taken

Noo
There is still a songs out dia... Obinnasongs, femisongs, harunasongs.. Songs na songs ...

Hmmm...I rmbr d evening vividly (year 2000).....I was in front of our house, dis guy came to ask of Eze, I told him 'sorry, I don't know most people on street, u can check next house'. He said ok. Next, he said 'beauty, my name is Ade, WHAT SCHOOL YOU ARE GO?' I was shocked, b4 I could open mouth to respond, my dad laughed loud (he had been standing near the gate for few minutes), he opened the gate to see the guy and laughed again...... Till today, one joke my dad never forget is 'hello beauty, what sch u r go'

muaa:
Wahs that?

never mind #smh

Mcowubaba:
Noo
There is still a songs out dia... Obinnasongs, femisongs, harunasongs.. Songs na songs ...

huh?? never heard any of those

dyadeleye:


Bruh forget ooo, this one wey dey hide pix go set pass Muna self...trust me.

see you? I dey tell you se, don't be deceived..