he has a kid buh lied dat d kid blongs to his sister

INTROVERT:
he told me he was the son of fmr. gov Akpabio.

nwadiuko1:
that means you are either a millionaire or a billionaire...........ok babe all I want is your money.......well your heart might just be the added advantage

FUNNY....

hmmm

ireneony:
I met one Yoruba dude, he told me he is fair, but looking at him, he is black as burnt dodo ...


Some guys can lie sha

Nobody wants to be Black!

vicstar:
good gurl

A guy not gurl

Women are a perfect liar, they thought us to lie. Well I don't lie anymore

Lol! If I go write, dis place go full.. It is well.

ggrin:
I don't like sex that nigga f the hell out of me back the

Mrng o

Afternoon o

Evening o

Midnight o

Inside church,park,road,okada,keke napep,car,trailer,under staircase,salon,public toilet,cinema,ay show,hall,wedding reception,passage,farm, inshort errwhr

u be sex pit?xo wetin remain?

Baby I promise no sex,
I just need your love .

Guys she

#HErE oN EArTH$

ggrin:
ggrin

pls what's ur gender?

cruzita:
I'm a graduate. see olodo wey no finish primary school

lols

Rainess:
Said he wanted to marry me

fastest way to get laid.

From here, am beginning to warm-up the kinds of lies am going to tell my girlfriend to be

I will never and ever call any girl if you accept.
As I accept, he calls his mom maybe she is at home..

As he not break his promise?

Pweetydammy:
Baby all i want is ur hrt nt ur money

Change you mean?

I told my ex dat my uncle has promisd 2 send me a car frm U.S...... naso she dey cal me evryday wen is d car arrivin.

vicstar:


God4bid , I just feel for dat poor dude out there thinking he's found a jewel not knowing his jewel was once a tissue paper ,

my man take it easy na, 95percent of gals are like this. Marry and change her,thats life.

There's this guy I told I'll marry him if he gets me an iPhone 7 *fingers crossed*

JESUSBOIY:
pls what's ur gender?

human being

ggrin:
I don't like sex that nigga f the hell out of me back the

Mrng o

Afternoon o

Evening o

Midnight o

Inside church,park,road,okada,keke napep,car,trailer,under staircase,salon,public toilet,cinema,ay show,hall,wedding reception,passage,farm, inshort errwhr

Trainee Runs Girl abi na Boy....confused gender?

"Am still single"

Or u re wat have been waiting for all my life.....

A "Phyno wanna be" guy one told me that his "billionaire" wealthy father owns a 3star hotel and mini estate in Lag.
Only to catch him serving egusi soup to customers in his mothers mamaput joint.
- He was shocked to bonemarrow when he saw me.
His lies were exposed that day.. LOL

ggrin:
human being

sum months ago, i bin tink say u be man, now u dey post like woman. .......


So many witches on nairaland...

Mine is that she is a virgin only for me to find out that she fvckd well well and even became pregnant.
odiegwu

ggrin:
na u wan marry me? why u dy vex?

Help me ask am oo

vicstar:


God4bid , I just feel for dat poor dude out there thinking he's found a jewel not knowing his jewel was once a tissue paper ,

Bro let it go every jewel today was once a tissue paper sometime ago

ggrin:
don't worry, I'll find ur bro and marry him

Hahahahahahahaha....dis babe eeeeh

osedvgirl:
he told me he has big pepeye but its very small

is that you in the DP? Hmmmm...I like you

ireneony:
I met one Yoruba dude, he told me he is fair, but looking at him, he is black as burnt dodo ...


Some guys can lie sha

y go a tribal way to explain dat, y a "yoruba guy" guy na guy na

Adaure4ever:
A "Phyno wanna be" guy one told me that his "billionaire" wealthy father owns a 3star hotel and mini estate in Lag.
Only to catch him serving egusi soup to customers in his mothers mamaput joint.
- He was shocked to bonemarrow when he saw me.
His lies were exposed that day.. LOL

Really? How many years ago?