HateU2:
English pls

Keep pretending.

M

ogorwyne:

Keep pretending.

Pretend that what

This one case serious o.

olihilistic:
hateu2 you're now turning gradually to Tosyne2.much ooo

Egbon, you sef fit join the Top 12 Ministry

tosyne2much:
Egbon, you sef fit join the Top 12 Ministry

how old are u 2day

HateU2:
how old are u 2day

I'm 19 today

tosyne2much:
I'm 19 today

I hear u abokii

Where's my cake nah

**spits**
and you"ll be carrying things bigger than you here on Nairaland,ireneony sef is even 29 far far older you.
Leave those woman alone,boys can't marry woman,leave them for me

tosyne2much:
I'm 19 today

Mediapace:
**spits**
and you"ll be carrying things bigger than you here on Nairaland,ireneony sef is even 29 far far older you.
Leave those woman alone,boys can't marry woman,leave them for me

Ireneony go accept me like that

Who tell you?
Hope you know she needs Mr Right

tosyne2much:
Ireneony go accept me like that

so y'all hold out hopes of being the main chick abi ?

HateU2:
How do u knw u ar d main chick when they use the same 'format' for both of you

Are you kidding me? Who told you they use the same format?hmmm that's not true my dear..

The side chick does most of the calls and barely even gets a text except for bootycalls. The side chick doesn't get love care and affection like the main chick,does..also the cash spending and gifts will be more with main chick,side chick doesn't go near family,barely even knows the guys real friends but main girl will even be in contact with her in laws.

I could go on on but my dear with these few,you should be able to tell now if you are a side chick.

It's funny how people find consolation at being what they are. Side chics isn't healthy so basically there's no benefit at being "one". Instead of being one for someone who has a "main" why not change subject and be the "IN THING" #Gracias

OP are those the all the benefits? No form of commitment either financial or otherwise in any little manner. not even a word of prayer from the guy. is that the kind of side we are talking about?

HateU2:
I don come again o . Erm erm.. I'm not advising anybody to be a side chick oo before you all bash me till I go and dive inside 3rd mainland bridge . I just wanna say 'the benefits'. I thought a lot about this before I could come up with the benefits. Enjoy:

1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won't be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won't question your movements.


2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, remember It's better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there


3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a sex mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationships You won't be in for that . No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship.
NO 'where are you', 'why don't you pick my calls', 'what are you wearing', 'why are you online by this time', 'why can't you act like a wife material for once'. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.

5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke . If eventually you find that 'GUY', you can easily walk away without feeling guilty (just a thought thou).


6. SEX WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to sex talk . You can have sex with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it!

7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE'S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrnds Kilo kan aye nitori olorun . If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you.


8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knows Maybe the 'main chick' fvcked up and being the nearest , he might decide to propose and get married to you.


Erm erm...before you all bash me Ladies, just remember I'm just writing ni oo, nothing else. Guys lies a lot and you don't even know your position in his life. Just play safe
That he don introduce you to all the family does not mean you are the one oooo. Just do you research very well.

I know guys will be happy about this , awon onisekuse set of peeps . May God deliver us from u guys.


CC: lalasticlala.

I wanna be ur hero babe

torqque7:


Are you kidding me? Who told you they use the same format?hmmm that's not true my dear..

The side chick does most of the calls and barely even gets a text except for bootycalls. The side chick doesn't get love care and affection like the main chick,does..also the cash spending and gifts will be more with main chick,side chick doesn't go near family,barely even knows the guys real friends but main girl will even be in contact with her in laws.

I could go on on but my dear with these few,you should be able to tell now if you are a side chick.

I hear u bro but will u open ur mouth to tell her she's d side chick

Giyerte:



I wanna be ur hero babe

Goan fight Lion and come back to be my hero

HateU2:
I'm not in any stuff. So, i'm clean. Did u read that part where I said 'I'm just writing' Chexk it wella. Shallom

Write up such as you put up just don't 'spring' up out of the blue.

As a man thinket...you know the rest.

4C2215131:


Write up such as you put up just don't 'spring' up out of the blue.

As a man thinket...you know the rest.

Ur opinion

Unapapadeycraze, what was ur other moniker before you open this one

HateU2:
I don come again o . Erm erm.. I'm not advising anybody to be a side chick oo before you all bash me till I go and dive inside 3rd mainland bridge . I just wanna say 'the benefits'. I thought a lot about this before I could come up with the benefits. Enjoy:

1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won't be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won't question your movements.


2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, remember It's better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there


3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a sex mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationships You won't be in for that . No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship.
NO 'where are you', 'why don't you pick my calls', 'what are you wearing', 'why are you online by this time', 'why can't you act like a wife material for once'. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.

5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke . If eventually you find that 'GUY', you can easily walk away without feeling guilty (just a thought thou).


6. SEX WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to sex talk . You can have sex with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it!

7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE'S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrnds Kilo kan aye nitori olorun . If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you.


8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knows Maybe the 'main chick' fvcked up and being the nearest , he might decide to propose and get married to you.


Erm erm...before you all bash me Ladies, just remember I'm just writing ni oo, nothing else. Guys lies a lot and you don't even know your position in his life. Just play safe
That he don introduce you to all the family does not mean you are the one oooo. Just do you research very well.

I know guys will be happy about this , awon onisekuse set of peeps . May God deliver us from u guys.


CC: lalasticlala.

Side chick or friends 4 benefits? BTW, u didn't mention d monetary greasing benefit

HateU2:
Unapapadeycraze, what was ur other moniker before you open this one

Other moniker? this is my moniker na, where you see other moniker? I gat none

ezeblazing:
Side chick agreement paper

i concor

unapapadeycraze:



Other moniker? this is my moniker na, where you see other moniker? I gat none

So, it's ur 1st tym of registering here

HateU2:
I hear u bro but will u open ur mouth to tell her she's d side chick

Lol..it depends on the individual, there are ways to pass the message across.

Personally, I have told some plainly that nothing serious can happen between us,and they just ignore me like I didn't say anything. After telling a girl something like that,would you still need to tell her shez your side chick?

HateU2:
So, it's ur 1st tym of registering here

Yes na. Why did you ask?

MrCork:



...but aint u sopose to be tryna loooose weight insted of bein side chick?.....u clearly nota wifey material!!!(((((SHAME))))

Lwkm..! Crazy dude

KingRex1:
Lwkm..! Crazy dude

Angelberry:

You can open ur mouth now