Ileke-IdI:

hehehe

I doubt you get that kain power

See me see trouble oo . Oya you wan bet?

I go show you say agbara ju agbara lo

chic2pimp:

See me see trouble oo . Oya you wan bet?

I go show you say agbara ju agbara lo

See mouth like the landscape of cotonou. As long as we have our own wedding in madagascar

Ileke-IdI:

See mouth like the landscape of cotonou. As long as we have our own wedding in madagascar

See ya mouth like puff puff . Shey na the same mouth you use pronounce mad-a-gas-car?

No worries I don select a better location -Afghanistan!!!

chic2pimp:

See ya mouth like puff puff . Shey na the same mouth you use pronounce mad-a-gas-car?

No worries I don select a better location -Afghanistan!!!

Are you saying you dont like my mouth?

Yes, we can even get a suicide-bomb souvenir

Ileke-IdI:

Are you saying you dont like my mouth?

Yes, we can even get a suicide-bomb souvenir

Mba ooo lai lai How can say that? Oya gbe enu wa si be yii

Suicide bombe ke? Abeg I like myself three much besides I'd like to be as old as Metusellah before I bid planet earth goodbye.

chic2pimp:

Mba ooo lai lai How can say that? Oya gbe enu wa si be yii

Suicide bombe ke? Abeg I like myself three much besides I'd like to be as old as Metusellah before I bid planet earth goodbye.

tehehe, same you as always . bawo ni?

Oya baby pix e yen nkor?

Ileke-IdI:

tehehe, same you as always . bawo ni?

Oya baby pix e yen nkor?

Mo wa pa jare. I hope those useless boys in florida ain't giving you any problems?

O de fii baby picsure mi si le nau

chic2pimp:

Mo wa pa jare. I hope those useless boys in florida ain't giving you any problems?

O de fii baby picsure mi si le nau

Why do they have to be "useless" nau?

rara o, emi o gba iyen. je ki n ri nau. ok, ma kan  peek die die.

And we wonder why Nigerians have the ability to drop dead without cause. Heart attack? Hardly. Underlying cause? NA LIFE-LONG PESSIMISM! Besides some congratulations, a lot of you are now criticising the guy based on his past posts and other scenarios you may have witnessed. Has he offended you? Abi he don curse your moms? Maybe he resolved the issue he had with his wife,  were you a witness to their resolution? Marrying her is not a reason to start casting doubts, especially when his behaviour isn't exactly suggesting anything. Na wa ooo. Una don make me pull out my psychology book from last semester.

"Optimists tend to enjoy better health than pessimists do,  students previously identified as optimistic reported less fatigue and fewer coughs, aches, and pains. Optimists also respond to stress with smaller increases in blood pressure, and they recover more quickly from heart bypass surgery. One study asked 795 Americans aged 64 to 79 years if they were 'hopeful about the future.' Five years later, 29% of those answering 'no' had died - more than double the 11% of deaths among those who said 'yes' (Stern & others, 2001). The optimism-long-life correlation also appeared in a study of 180 Catholic nuns. At about 22 years of age, each of these women had written a brief autobiography. In the decades that followed, they lived similar life-styles. Those who had expressed happiness, love, and other positive feelings in their autobiographies lived an average seven years longer than did the more negative nuns (Danner & others, 2001). By age 80, only 24% of the most positive-spirited had died, compared with 54% of those expressing few positive emotions." (Myers, David G "Psychology In Everyday Life", 2009, 278-279).

We, Nigerians, are known sufferers of excessive stress and hypertension. We tend to exude negativity. Any little thing, we fit shout, "YOUR FATHER!" Angry people ooo! And, of course, everything de pain us. That's why we are one of the most obese nations for Africa. We chop poundy and sit. We can't handle anything strenuous, and in general we are negative people.

That excerpt from my psychology textbook is for MOBO444 et al. I wouldn't be talking if you only left one post. However, you've made several posts, all negative, insinuating that dibolic's marriage is a sham. If you no fit congratulate Indian bobo, abeg make you carry de go. Or maybe you enjoy pessimism?

I bet he posted pictures, proudly displaying his marriage, and some of you have pulled everything you can to denounce it. Na you sabi.

Dibolic, congratulations to you and your beautiful wife, and I mean my own congratulations like the other few honest NLers

Ileke-IdI:

Why do they have to be "useless" nau?

If dem no useless then why dem dey scope anoda person woman ehn?

Ileke-IdI:

rara o, emi o gba iyen. je ki n ri nau. ok, ma kan  peek die die.

That got me Rotflol
O mo pe mi o le se iyen nau?  

Chic2pimp *slaps him hard*

chic2pimp:

If dem no useless then why dem dey scope anoda person woman ehn?
That got me Rotflol
O mo pe mi o le se iyen nau?  

Lol se mo le so fun awon eyan pe mii ti ri awaron oko mi nigba ti o shi ni oko shinshinni

se fun mi nau. o fe ki n sunkun ni?


@kunbee
oya. comot right now

O fe je egba abi

Kunbee:

O fe je egba abi

se chic2pimp gist fun e wipe ere ti emi ati e jo ma n se niyen?

I dey joke too na , i just wanted to holla at d gorimapa boi

Nairaland Affairs

Kunbee:

I dey joke too na , i just wanted to holla at d [b]gorimapa [/b]boi

lmao na correct gorimpa  

But I meant [b]that [/b]play, eyi ti egbe a wa lowo mii nigba ti chic2pimp ba yo idi e s'oke  

Kunbee:

Chic2pimp *slaps him hard*

Yes dear chei wahala dey oooo

Ileke-IdI:

Lol se mo le so fun awon eyan pe mii ti ri awaron oko mi nigba ti o shi ni oko shinshinni

se fun mi nau. o fe ki n sunkun ni?

Hehehe ma worry mo ma show e. O ku e gba di e

Ma sunkun nau?  To ba sunkun e mi na ma sun ekun ti emi oo

Ileke-IdI:

se chic2pimp gist fun e wipe ere ti emi ati e jo ma n se niyen?

Hehehehe omo yii sha fe fun mi ni hypertension .

Ileke-IdI:

lmao na correct gorimpa  

But I meant [b]that [/b]play, eyi ti egbe a wa lowo mii nigba ti chic2pimp ba yo idi e s'oke  

How dare you? He is mine , this calls for war

chic2pimp:

Yes dear chei wahala dey oooo

You left me for tooooooooooooooooooo long na , kinda disappointed

Kunbee:

I dey joke too na , i just wanted to holla at d gorimapa boi

Ileke-IdI:

lmao na correct gorimpa  

But I meant that [/b]play, [b]eyi ti egbe a wa lowo mii nigba ti chic2pimp ba yo idi e s'oke  

*Death*  
So na me una dey poke fun @ abi? No be una fault oooo . Awon alakori

Kunbee:

You left me for tooooooooooooooooooo long na , kinda disappointed

I'm sowry nau . That wasn't my intention

Kunbee:

How dare you? He is mine , this calls for war

You left me for tooooooooooooooooooo long na , kinda disappointed

No you can keep am. Ori okunrin yen ti gbagi ju

Mo ni ko je ki n ri aworan omode e, sugbon o n shako bi omoge eko fun mi

chic2pimp:

Yes dear chei wahala dey oooo
Hehehe ma worry mo ma show e. O ku e gba di e

Ma sunkun nau?  To ba sunkun e mi na ma sun ekun ti emi oo
Hehehehe omo yii sha fe fun mi ni hypertension .

kuro jo. ko si tomtom fun e lale yii  
so ngba ti mo le e kuro nile mi, ile kunbee lo salo si?

chic2pimp:

I'm sowry nau . That wasn't my intention

kiwa ni intention e?

Kunbee, when I give you the sigh, pour the hot grit on his groin.

chic2pimp:

I'm sowry nau . That wasn't my intention

I hear you

Ileke-IdI:


Kunbee, when I give you the sigh, pour the hot grit on his groin.

How will i have triplets if i do so , cant i repay him in another means

Kunbee:

I hear you
How will i have triplets if i do so , cant i repay him in another means

kunbee, mo ro pe omo ekiti ni e. so wa je ki womaniser yen paro fun e?
Ti o ba fe triplet, I'll give you MOBO444 for free. Give me the answer and I'll uncage hin.

Ileke-IdI:

kuro jo. ko si tomtom fun e lale yii  

*Dies of Heart Attack*
E mi o lo jor. Till death do us part la sign jor

Ileke-IdI:

so ngba ti mo le e kuro nile mi, ile kunbee lo salo si?

Iro Nla. E mi o lo anywhere oooo

Ileke-IdI:

Kunbee, when I give you the sigh, pour the hot grit on his groin.

O fe pa mi ko ni yen?

Kunbee:

I hear you

Thank You darling.

wo, fimisile jor. mii se moh.
O digba ti n ba to ri woran baby e, ki n to da e lo n

Ileke-IdI:

wo, fimisile jor. mii se moh.
O digba ti n ba to ri woran baby e, ki n to da e lo n

Mi o di e mu nah

ahn ahn nnkan ti o n se o da ooo

Nairalanders

Its testimony time on Nairaland, pls tell us your name, address, parish and wht Nairaland has done for you, a nairalander jus testified to the work of nairaland, it shows all his log in time never ended futile, Make it brief coz there will be short sermon after this, lol

Ileke-IdI:

chic2pimp:

Mi o di e mu nah

ahn ahn nnkan ti o n se o da ooo

Happy Toasting, I help u pray it will work out, and by this time next year, both of u will come and testify on Nairaland, i see Honeymoon on the way,