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Career / Re: Internship At Fmc Umuahia Enquiries by Jazmiynne: 9:54am On Apr 25
Light777:
yap in 2017
Hello, I hope you’re doing great. Please could you share preparation tips for the Pharmacy internship exam or interview at FMC Umuahia?
Romance / Re: Should I Follow My Mother's Advice? by Jazmiynne: 11:07pm On Jun 07, 2021
omolola100:
My mother advice me never to look for a rich man who is well do whenever i'm set to get married.
she said i should marry a man that we will both start our life from the foundation, according to my mum, she said it is better to suffer with man to acquire wealth, than to go for a ready made soup.

Looking at the way things are going now, do you think a woman will now stoop so low and marry a poor man that is trying to make ends meet? Although, money is not love, but why would a parent wish her daughter to marry a poor man, i am begining to see my mum as a bad mother who does'nt wish me well.
Is it advisable i follow my mothers advice? I should stay in SURULERE instead of OLORUNSOGO.


I think both you and your mum need to understand that life isn't black and white. That you "suffer with man to acquire wealth" doesn't mean he'd treat you right or that the marriage will be successful; neither does "readymade soup" also mean that the marriage would fail.

Just marry who will do this life with you in partnership and mutual understanding. If there has to be a binary for marriage, it shouldn't be Rich Vs Poor. Rather let's do the binary as Happy vs Unhappy.
And Happy is very sweet I tell you, make sure you don't miss it. kiss

You better don't waste your suffering today simply because you believe it will bring enjoyment tomorrow. What if you're not even alive tomorrow Much more common, what if he acquires the wealth and decides not to care about the suffering you have invested? undecided
At the same time don't stress yourself looking for "readymade soup" at the expense of happiness, because what is money without the freedom of a happy heart

Shey you get? If you marry your person, you're going to enjoy every moment spent together. Like, the life isn't guaranteed, why won't you just enjoy every moment doing what you're truly happy doing and with whom you're truly happy partnering?

If the person that makes you happy is rich, marry and don't send anybody that wants to say you went for "readymade soup". If the person is poor, marry and don't look for anybody to praise you for "suffering with man".

In my heart I feel like the OP just opened this topic for typing sake. But you that you're reading, in case you're thinking about it, you better make a decision that you will start enjoying Now in whatever meaning enjoyment holds for you.

All these people on these thread, please dears, Nigeria is stressful already and so life doesn't have to be Suffer-head Olympics. People FALL IN LOVE with rich men and women. That a person's partner is rich doesn't make them unlovable. Stop guilt tripping people for choosing their own choices. Suffer-head doesn't automatically equal to love.

Again, if you marry and you can't randomly stare into space thinking to yourself "Omo! I won in this life o!" or have mind pop-ups in your head like "The best thing about being married to my partner is: BEING MARRIED TO MY PARTNER..."
Wow! I tell you, you don miss! grin
Try not to miss. wink
Try de enjoy, love and life na for enjoyment.

Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk. cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Paystack Recruitment Exercise 2018, Lets Connect Here. by Jazmiynne: 3:18pm On Jul 12, 2019
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Autos / Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by Jazmiynne: 8:27am On Jun 17, 2019
GAZZUZZ:

Jazmiynne I wee not epp u reach page 2 tongue


cheesy cheesy grin cheesy

**modified**

Yaaayyyyyyyyyssssssssssss!
Page 2 it is! tongue
Autos / Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by Jazmiynne: 7:54am On Jun 17, 2019
Date of first use is October 22, 2008
How come?
For a 2009 Camry Hybrid?
Is that the norm?

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Autos / Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by Jazmiynne: 7:44am On Jun 17, 2019
Who else wants to keep posting stuff so we can quickly reach page 2? grin cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Tax Apprenticeship Programme 2019 Thread by Jazmiynne: 8:14am On Jun 08, 2019
Realex007:
I keep chasing yet I can't meet it. Last year I got the interviews, when I thought my struggles and tears were over, it was a disaster. If you writing technical test, sit back and relax if only you are an accounting student or doing ican. If you are not, you have a lot of work to do. Get the ican pack on tax and FA. Read exp capital allowance, be Strong in your accounting, Dr and cr, items with a Dr or cr bal and many more. Get the pwc data card that'll help. Pls don't send email request cos the one they sent last night made me want to uninstall the app. I hope one day I'll be happy again cos I'm crying typing this right now.

Hi, I literally had goosebumps reading this. It must feel so disappointing and yet, you still find it in your heart to give tips for those moving forward. That in itself is the true test of your personality. And it's excellent!

Many times what we think we want, what we think is best for us is really not even near the beginning of what God has in store for us. I felt this same way and I cried so hard in 2017 when I got a regret mail from Sahara. Believe me though, in my trying tears I couldn't have imagined the blessings God had waiting for me. Don't stop hoping, don't stop pushing, don't stop improving your capabilities, and most importantly don't stop trusting in God's wisdom.

Give God something to bless and watch him shower more than super abundant blessings in your life.

I am rooting for your success and I know it will come soon and come big. When it does, please quote me let's celebrate your victory. wink

Cc: jackals

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies 2.0 '18 by Jazmiynne: 6:45am On May 18, 2019
Olamsoh:
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Literature / Re: Happy Married Life To TiffanyJ by Jazmiynne: 9:15pm On Jan 26, 2019
Wow Congratulations TiffanyJ!
God bless your new home dear. kiss

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2018★ by Jazmiynne: 9:16am On Jan 18, 2019
Olutola88:


Longtime oga Davide470, how has everything been?

For the Best New comer award, I'm seeing 2016. Isn't that a typographical error?

Yes it was.
Thanks very much for spotting it. smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2018★ by Jazmiynne: 6:49am On Jan 17, 2019
Here's a link to how much fun we had last year:

https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017

This year, let's have even more fun! cheesy cheesy

Davide470 what ya say? wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2018★ by Jazmiynne: 6:38am On Jan 17, 2019
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions and other pieces of advice.

2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment.

3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off.

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt.

5. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.

6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.

8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation.

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section.

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.

11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.

12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.

13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies.

14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c

15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2018 and has made an impact within that time.

16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.

17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.

18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander. The mods are exempted from nomination.

19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.

20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true.

21. Most Inspirational Joblander: This ones, we saw their hustle and the accompanying struggle. We watched them bloom and their story lifts us up when it feels like there's no way out. They basically inspire our career ambitions. They are our "Yes, I Can" inspiration.

22. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.

23. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.

24. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who has been on Nairaland for a while and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section. Anyone who's won this award is exempted from nomination.

25. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination.

26. Couple of the year: The people you always want to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones.



NB:
The maximum number of nominations per award is 5. Please, do not nominate more than 5 people for an award.


Let the nominations begin.

cc Davide470, Uboma, TheRealAdonye

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Jobs/Vacancies / ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2018★ by Jazmiynne: 6:29am On Jan 17, 2019
If you thought it wasn't coming, you thought wrong.

It will come people, and it most certainly has arrived - with a big Bang like Boom! cheesy

Picks up mic...

Y'all know how we do this. We be stepping in with a leg game as solid as ever.
Oya Danke cool

Welcome to 2019 guys!
This year, we go buy Benz tyres.

Clears throat

Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered together to celebrate the beauty of our hustle.
We have proven not to be #LazyYouths with every effort invested in the quest for career progression.
The world is waiting for your shine, and we celebrate you!

As you already know, I am Jazmiynne your hostess from last year. This year, my Oga at the top, Davide470, is joining forces with me to make this a success.
Please, welcome him with all your love.
TheRealAdonye will also be working behind scenes to support us as he always does kiss

So this year it's Jaz X Dave collabo for the JSAs cheesy

Crowd applauds

It's the biggest show in this arena and we would be serving you some spice.
If you thought last year was good, this year will blow your mind!
Truly I say to you, even if:
My Papa no be Dangote or Adeleke,
We go de okay...


Actually, we go de more than Okay but if I talk now say
I go Oshodi for your case,
And even slap agbero for your case,

Una fit de doubt me. grin

Oya no time, no time. cool

Here's how we do it:

To crown the awardees for the 5th edition of biggest award series on Nairaland, all you get to do is cast your vote.

Let the crown go to the deserving heads. cheesy

YOVO - You Only Vote Once - Make it count people!

Let's get this rolling!






AND NOW, THE RULES:

1. PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY OTHER COLOUR TO POST COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD, ASIDE BLACK. OTHER COLOURS ARE RESERVED FOR THE ORIGINAL POSTER (OP) AND THE MODERATOR. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS AND CONGRATULATORY MESSAGES IN BLACK AND WHITE.

ACCEPTANCE MESSAGES BY WINNERS CAN HOWEVER BE MADE IN COLOR.

2. THIS THREAD WOULD SERVE AS THE THREAD FOR EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE AWARDS.

3. YOU COULD ALSO NOMINATE YOURSELF

4. THERE'LL BE NO CAMPAIGNING ON HERE. PLEASE DON'T SOLICIT FOR VOTES ON NAIRALAND. THIS IS A FAIR PROCESS WITH EQUAL OPPORTUNITY GIVEN TO EVERYONE.

5. ALL OTHER NAIRALAND RULES APPLY

Izz a simple sturvz aye?

I'm Jazmiynne (remember I said this one already yea cheesy cheesy), and I welcome you once again to the 2018 JSAs.
Davide470, Let's have fun!

DEADLINE FOR NOMINATIONS is 14th February 2019.

Dahz all cool




For sponsorship and advert placements, please send a PM to me or Davide470.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group Graduate Program 2017 by Jazmiynne: 10:36pm On Dec 27, 2018
Jazmiynne:
Mayoor, I have a feeling that at this stage in our history, everyone in Nigeria Or at least almost everyone already knows that our educational system has loopholes that don't exactly make for educational quality.

But here's the twist.... What are you doing about it? What are we doing about it? I think that this common knowledge we all seem to have about our faulty educational system has become an excuse for complacency where it should be a motivation to excel against the odds.

The world is a global village right now and almost everything happens on the Internet. So, Nigeria hasn't yet made technical skills an integral part of her educational system, does that stop the boy who loves the ideas behind computer games? Or that girl who can't seem to get enough of clothing designs? Or the youngster who is fascinated by shoes?
It shouldn't and it hasn't been stopping very many individuals.

Unfortunately, it's also been stopping or at least limiting a great number.
You would hear lazy students in school boast about how "if I do mistake enter Jand ehnnn, na first class I go blow. Na dis our naija jus de fall person hand anyhow" Really? :-They would always be the first to quote how all the great men of the world are dropouts. The truth however, is that when they say those heroic dropout stories, they forget that the planting methods on a rocky soil differs from that on plain fertile ground - but at the end of the day a good farmer would do his best to ensure that both of them thrive successfully.

So yes, our system is bad. But let's help our self by reducing the volume of out pity party (cos really we've been singing so long and no one seems to be dancing the pity song alongside us) and instead think of how to thrive in this faulty system.

Again I'd say, the Society and the System aren't wholly to blamed. The Mindset of the average Nigerian is also a key player in the matter.

Really, if the society and system get changed today, is the average Nigerian student truly ready for that change?


Mayoor15 this our thread that year! grin cheesy
How have you been bro?
Literature / Re: Writertain Writers League (instruction And Discussion Thread) by Jazmiynne: 4:58am On Dec 03, 2018
AudreyTimms:
OluwabuqqyYOLO and Jasmiynne, I understand your concerns but you have to be patient. Divey is the coordinator. He tells us what to do and my WhatsApp messages to him since yesterday morning are yet to deliver. Maybe his phone is acting up again. I must admit I have also complained about the tomblike state of the competition but he explained stuff to me. Y'all have to be patient until he comes online.

Okay thanks Ma'am. smiley

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Literature / Re: Writertain Writers League (instruction And Discussion Thread) by Jazmiynne: 8:48am On Dec 02, 2018
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Divepen1, are things going to continue this way? Really, if the competition can't work this year, just let us know. The indifferent attitude of you and the judges is very baffling. It's also really disturbing that this competition, despite its success in its first year, is suffering this much in its second. I always thought that the older the wine, the better its taste but it appears that's not applicable here. However, what do I know anyway? You might have your reasons.

My thoughts exactly.
@Divepen1 it just seems like anything goes this time.

We won't mind pausing for a while if needed to get some kind of structure or organisation.
Literature / Re: Writertain Writers League (instruction And Discussion Thread) by Jazmiynne: 9:45pm On Nov 24, 2018
SheWrites:


you gats to make me proud -winks-

I'd try smiley
Literature / Re: Writertain Writers League (instruction And Discussion Thread) by Jazmiynne: 7:50pm On Nov 22, 2018
SheWrites:
MY SELECTIONS

Jazmiynne - Very nice story, well written, filled with suspense, intrigue, my goodness, I am impressed.



Thank you very much.
I feel really good about this. smiley cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Tomi Adesina Shows Off Her AMAA Award (pictures) by Jazmiynne: 5:59am On Nov 22, 2018
I can't believe the comments on here. Like wow!

Someone wins an award and this is the best you can say:
"Two things are significant on the award of which she could have used to merit it"
Really!? shocked

So in order to convince y'all she didn't sleep around to merit the award, she should have told the organizers to change the shape of their award?
Like Wawuu!
You guys are something else!

She wrote the story Hakkunde which was transformed to a movie.

If you don't know her, use that same data you'd use in typing "we don't even know her" to Google up her name.
There's Google on your phone for a reason.

If she was some naked lady on Instagram, y'all will easily identify. SMH
Awon future leaders undecided
Literature / Re: Dreams Could Come True By Tiffany J by Jazmiynne: 8:03am On Oct 21, 2018
Yaaaaayyyyy
TiffanyJ we are here! grin

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Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by Jazmiynne: 6:50am On Sep 24, 2018
DissTroy:


Thanks to you and the other selfish females on this thread for giving me even more reasons to act aloof towards women and their problems, to never bother about helping out female non-relatives financially.

I'm glad I made and stuck to that decision years ago. smiley

Calm down, take a deep breathe and read my post again - this time, very slowly. smiley
Then, you come back to point out where I said she should remain aloof to her boyfriend's financial problems. undecided

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Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by Jazmiynne: 6:13am On Sep 24, 2018
Suzzyyy:
Hello Nairalanders! Plz help! I hv been scared and confused abt a risk I want to tk so I decided to share for advice.

Im 29 and I hv a boyfriend who is 33. We hv been happily dating for close to 3 years now, he once helped me financially in a good way with 100k when I had problem with my little business, then he was doing pretty fine with his business, I sell plastics and hez into cloth business. But somtin happened last 2 months, he had terrible problems with his business and lost almost everything including his shop and in a bid to salvage his situation he ended up owing many pple, when all these started he didn't tell me, thou hez a kind of person that likes handling his problem alone without disturbing or telling me which I don't like bcus it somehow makes me feel less important and useful to him, I got to know when he changed, his attitude, moods and everything changed, hez always disturbed, thinking and always visiting pple, he payed less concern and attention to me, don't even call and when I call, he will be in a haste to end it, I became confused, so I had to asked what was going on, he said nothing, I got upset and insisted he must tell me, he then opened up, I felt so bad and almost cried, since then I have been trying to maintain his upkeep and sometimes give him money which hez not comfortable with.

The problem now Is that im scared, he asked for a huge amount of money from me which is 700k, he wants to start all over again in his cloth business and also clear some debt, and I can only boast of 820k home and abroad as a business woman, i just feel he saw my account balance before asking for this, Im scared to loose the money and him too. I love this guy but im so scared of doing this, he helped me when I needed money, but this sacrifice is bigger than me, he showed and detailed everything he will be doing with the money, Im just confused to gamble with my life savings, I know I might sound ungrateful what if the business or our relationship crumble? Won't I be stranded and doomed? My business is not that strong and we all know how most of sacrifices like this ended for people. Is this kind of risk worth doing for a boyfriend

Plz advice me on what to do, plz.

Let's start with some things that I find worrisome in your story...

1. Your boyfriend got into business trouble deep enough that he lost his shop and entire business and you had no idea? As in he didn't tell you, instead started throwing moods around? Really... Please what do you guys discuss in your relationship biko?
Who does your boyfriend confide in?
In a commited relationship, couples share their struggles and wins.
For me that says a lot about your relationship and it's not a good lot I tell you.

i just feel he saw my account balance before asking for this

2. The quoted above is yet another worry. That the thought enters your mind is normal, don't let anyone make you feel stupid. No one wants to be cheated, so that thought entering your mind isn't out of place. But what is worrying is that the thought stayed. As in, it didn't just fleetingly occur to you, it sounds like this is an actual thought process for you. Again this tells a lot about your relationship.

3. Still on the quoted, why will your boyfriend see that your entire money in this life is 820k and then request for 700k to pay off debt and start a business afresh? Especially when he knows you also run a business, it's not like you earn salaries such that he is banking on next month's salary to cushion the effect. Is it 120k that you will use to run your own business and cater for your personal expenses (including his own expenses that you're currently assisting with)?
Not to sound like a bad wish, but what if he honestly intends to repay but the business fails?
I find this really worrisome. A partner who is thinking with you in the picture, will consider these factors "when she gives me, how do we survive?" If he had asked for 500k sef that would have been more understandable. It's not a bad thing if he gets the bulk sum from you and sources for the remaining 200k.

3. Completely ignore the people that are singing how they spent millions on their girlfriends and how women never want to spend on a man. First off, you didn't send them to spend the money. Also, this is your story not theirs, you choose the risks you're willing to take. Don't let anyone conscientize you into making money decisions. I'd tell you for free that if you were a guy who posted this same story on NL, 88% of the comment would have focused on how the lady is a gold-digging bitch who keeps info from her man (and is hence not to be trusted) and wants to run him down by taking 700k out of his 820k life savings.
For that reason, expunge gender bias from your mind when you're making the decision. You have absolutely NOTHING to prove to anyone by giving him money just to show that women can give too. It's YOUR money, YOUR man, YOUR life, YOUR risk.

Oh well...

I'm not going to say give or don't give. That's because in relationships, things are rarely ever black or white, there's lots of grey lines that your narrative will not explain to us. But before you make your decision, please think about these points I've raised and especially if you're making the decision with a mind that will later think "after all I've done for him".

And if you're giving, don't just borrow money without some sort of recorded outline of your money is to be repaid. Except you're dashing him, make it plain that it's a dash. If it's a loan, let him make it plain how it will be repaid. It's a business transaction, leave love out of it please, your business is loaning another business funds; so make sure to DOCUMENT it in the presence of a neutral witness.

Whatever you do, don't give out of a heart that intends to "trap him" into commitment on the basis of your "sacrifices" (you can watch Acrimony to confirm how that turns out).

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