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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Consultant: Ask Your Question... by jephiano: 10:10pm On Apr 27
Well it depends on the firm. I think its best to find out from someone in the firm that is a 3rd party contract personnel. Some firms almost automatically renew these contracts every year and you see people who spend decades in that level. U could ask someone who works there before u inquire about the potential availabilty of a 2-year contract from HR. Wish u the very best bro.
goodsegs: Hello,
i am currently working as a permanent staff with an IT firm.But i got a juicy offer with a third party company to an Oil company.is a contract position that will be renewed after every one year.Now,my fear is that,what if the contract is not renewed at the end of the first year? It may put me under alot of pressure.I am yet to accept the offer as i told them to give me one week to decide.Now,someone advised i ask them to make me a 2 years contract offer on a goal.I am yet to relay this to the firm,but how do you think is best to negotiate this deal? the offer is good and i do not want it to sly.Kindly advise.
Politics / Re: 6-year-old Girl Killed By Airbag In An Auto Accident In Asaba by jephiano: 11:56pm On Mar 20
herquleez: so some people dont know that airbags are deadly for kids abi.

Nawa o. The poor girl paid for someone's folly.

Airbags are violent, and it's like an explosion when it pops, it can even break a finger in the process and that's why the 10:2 position is the best way to hold a steering wheel.

RIP little one...

Dude i think the 10:2 position is no longer viewed as the best; i read somewhere that the 9:3 postion is ideal due to the presence of airbags. You should try looking it up.
Politics / Re: Most Expensive Cities: Lagos, Abuja Among Top 4 In Africa by jephiano: 8:43am On Mar 16
If Lagos is one of the most expensive cities in Africa then PortHarcourt would be one of the most expensive cities in the world.
Most Lagosians that relocate to PH find the cost of living to be considerably higher than what they were used to in Lag. Abuja peeps also notice the same but console themselves with the fact that they pay less for accomodation.
Yenagoa i think is even more expensive than PH.
Thus this 'research' doesnt really make sense to me.
TV/Movies / Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by jephiano: 7:38pm On Mar 10
My favorite just has to be 'Who Are My?'
If i remember correctly its about someone who lost his memory so the title ought to have been 'Who Am I?'
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by jephiano: 5:36pm On Feb 21
Da gr8tosyn: So most of you Nairalanders are from upcountry, no wonder you say funny things about lagos and Fashola...

Community Primary School, Eleja-Itire, Surulere, Lagos State.
Atunrase Boys' High School, Surulere, Lagos State.
Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State.

SL baby!! Used to live close to Eleja and have friends dat attended Atunrase....big ups man
As for me though born and quarter-bred in Lagos, i rep PHC to d fullest acada-wise
i rep PortHacourt Primary School(aka PòtóPòtó primary)
i rep Government Comprehensive Secondary School, Borikiri, PHC
i rep Rivers State University Of Science And Technology, Nkpolu, PHC
Still in PH.....
Sports / Re: Osaze Blasts West Brom Fans by jephiano: 1:46pm On Jan 27
OP do you by any chance work for The Sun newspaper? You would fit into their team because you equally share a passion for sensational headlines.
Well as Yuzedo said, Osaze talks too much. There are so many players that have been or are in his shoes but they dont go about badmouthing and blaming the fans for their decisions. He should know how to use social media;we already have Joey Barton, we dont need him to join that ignoble bandwagon. Real players respect their fans. What would reallybe silly is if he apologizes about his rantings AGAIN.

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Fashion / Re: What You Didn't Know About Skinny Jeans by jephiano: 8:44am On Jan 25
ekt_bear: I can't wear skinny jeans because my nuts don't fit.

I opened this thread because i knew someone would quote that line......Ur head dey there joor!!
U can pay for school/jeans but u cant buy class!!!

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Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity Crimes / Re: Court Drops Case Against Goat In Australia by jephiano: 10:02pm On Jan 24
Cop 1: John read him his rights.
Cop 2: *coughs twice* You have the right...uh....*what d hell am i doing?* to remain silent.......er u have the right to an attorney *an attorney?! Jesus Christ what kinda job is this?!what r we doing here? And more importantly, Y didnt i call in sick?* you er er.........
Gary: *with australian accent* MEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Shakira & Piqué Welcome Baby Milan by jephiano: 2:33pm On Jan 23
ogugua88: Arsene Wenger go contact them soon. Shebi transfer period never end? grin

Piqué before Mebarak? Now that's unique smiley

Congrats to them!

i had to double check to see if its another Ogugua......abi somebody steal ur password?! U even know Wenger and his antics.....u even spelt his name right!!
Hmmm wonders haven't gree to end!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Senator Arrested For Drunk Driving : Can This Happen In Nigeria? by jephiano: 6:57pm On Dec 24, 2012
I'm finding it hard to get past d Senator's name:CRAPO.:p Men i just cant stop laughingcheesycheesy
Music/Radio / Re: 5 Albums That Changed The Naija Rap Scene by YoungJoe_C by jephiano: 11:40pm On Nov 13, 2012
coogar:



why are you guys hating on vic-o?
No mind them jare......thanks for that video. I just had to watch it again to really appreciate the talented mr. Vic O.
Note to self: when depressed, strive to watch or listen to a Vic O joint. Its the real Anti-depressant.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: "The Danger Posed By Unemployed Youths Is Real & Potent by jephiano: 6:49am On Nov 13, 2012
Yes o.....he and his fellow CERTIFIED MALADMINISTRATORS should really be scared.
Ah Naija! See ur best ever president! Just like Alams is the best ever Governor of Bayelsa! We celebrate incompetence and mediocrity with such aplomb, pomp and panache. Nigeria is like a rich man who throws a party for building a one-room plywood apartment in a slum. SMHWW
Romance / Re: Guys Will You Take Back Your Gift After A Break-up by jephiano: 12:25pm On Nov 08, 2012
fyne_Ijay:

I believe two wrongs don't make a right. I know the girl was wrong, but what of all the s,ex they have had together. Can she also take it back.
Are the gifts payments or giving in exchange for s.ex? Is this some kinda prostitution or what? GOD'S WAYS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST.
Well i believe that any gift giving during a relationship should not be returned. Thus i think its best to only give gifts that u could do without irrespective of the direction the relationship takes. (and i dont think an engagement ring is a gift...the mature thing is for the lady to return it irrespective of the cost or beauty or whatever.)

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Politics / Re: What's The State Of The Flooded Areas Now? by jephiano: 6:04pm On Nov 07, 2012
Its gradually receding in Onelga (Omoku, Ebocha, Ndoni area). The road that leads to Owerri from the area is now motorable...other roads are now passable too. Some have moved back to their homes while some haven't since the water hasn't completely receded.
Events / Re: Wedding Mistakes ~ What Would You Have Done Differently? by jephiano: 5:07pm On Nov 06, 2012
timbros: Hmmm now let see, what should i have done differently...

* I should have listened to wifey to hire an emcee instead of using my friend who volunteered to do it for free. sad

uhmmm what again? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

My wedding was a wonderful one. Small wedding (just 100 cards shared) but boy, we had a blast! DJ was so awesome, nobody gree go again...even me that doesnt know how to dance danced sotey my suit was soaked all over with "heat" lol...

Come March, my anniversary will still be the same way!
enjoy my brother. I trust my 'JW' bro to arrange his wedding wella....

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Events / Re: Wedding Mistakes ~ What Would You Have Done Differently? by jephiano: 4:52pm On Nov 06, 2012
Some people have implied planning your wedding yourself is an excercise destined for failure. Well i beg to differ. I planned and executed my wedding plans with the assistance of my wife, family and some wonderful friends and i can say it was definitely a resounding success.
1. My work takes me out of town for two weeks every month but we arranged weekend meetings when i was around.
2. We assigned duties to committed, mature people; we divided the hall into 5, assigned each segment to someone and got people to work under him to share food drinks and souvenirs.
3. My wife and i butchered the list of prospective invitees until we got a manageable number...the turnout was just ok and everyone got to eat.
Alot of other factors came together to make it a success. The compliments we received that period where just too many......i'm the last child so the level of organization seen in my wedding earned me respect from my siblings. I feel we were quite fortunate with somethings and we thank God for his support. Infact i remember telling my best man at the end of the day that i just got another reason to believe God exists. GOOD WEDDINGS DO NOT COME BY CHANCE.
PS. I am enjoying the marriage o....its a massive upgrade on the wedding.....to Jah be all the glory.

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NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Kebbi by jephiano: 10:21pm On Nov 04, 2012
Oh Kebbi! Six years after i still cant get over u completely! See me on this thread 'liking' almost everyone's comment. Well i served in Karaye Village Maiyama LGA around 2006/2007. Wasnt easy but we had fun in our own way. The weather should not be too bad now....expect really cold harmattan soon and heat that makes u feel the sun has moved in next door around march, april. We survived so u guys would do too....
If u like freedom to mingle freely, try and go to Zuru......anyways enjoy camp first! Wish u guys the best.
PS: if u r a Jehovah's witness, try and get to Birnin-Kebbi, Zuru or Yelwa......only places u would see K.Halls and have some freedom for preaching....ciao
Politics / Re: PHCN : The Darkness Is Slowly Creeping Back by jephiano: 6:47pm On Nov 01, 2012
geezyk: God bless u for this post... U just said my mind... Must everything we discuss here mean we're political detractorshuh But as u said,let him clear d sawdust in his brains b4 spitting out poo about politics
Abeg She was just being sarcastic as she often is (i imagine her laughing and shaking her head at ur comment)....don't take her words seriously.

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Health / Re: A Day In The Life Of Someone Living With Sickle Cell by jephiano: 2:50pm On Oct 29, 2012
OP: thanks for sharing. People in 'love' (especially the young) often have this gree-die spirit when it comes to relationships, wrongly believing that there is only one person for them or nobody can love them like this person despite their numerous weaknesses or even that they are so compatible with so-and-so person that they are even a perfect match. This clouds their judgement even when they are both AS. I know because it happened to me. I broke up with two ladies due to genotype but the third one wasnt easy. If not for her bad character that later developed i might have been somewhere by now worrying each time she gets pregnant if the child would SS or not. Tufiakwa!
Men i did gentotype tests like 7 times; 2 tests proclaimed me AA while 5 confirmed me AS. This further made it hard to end the relationship. Well we thank Jah it ended and i married a lovely lady thats AA(yes o i had her tested like 3 times in different places!)
Hence some of us evidently need such info so as to know the harsh realities of the condition and know if we would willingly wish to subject our future kids to this.
Family / Re: Great Things About Your Marriage by jephiano: 6:40am On Oct 29, 2012
Guy dont allow cynicism to blind you. The guys are not jobless; their 'crime' is wanting to spend more time with their families and helping out with chores. Some men are very good at that and even enjoy it. If the guy that drives to his wife shop everyday started a thread complaining that though his job provides for the family adequately, his wife is pushing him to go and hustle with his spare time, u would most likely come here and bash women (afterall u have already called them Oliver Twist).
Beyond that if money is so good and wonderful, how come the really poor are not commiting suicide in droves but sometimes even the rich do? Being rich should never be equated with being happy, fulfilled and content.
Nuff Said
madam Debrief, thanks for ur response on the matter.
bjcole: women & their funny comments, so if a man has not turn to houseboy, u wont luv him, d world is surely upside down, Someone drives 2 his wife shop everyday & stay there throughout D day & he is nt praying 4 it change. I rather be a femi otedola r mike Adenuga with little or no time 4 wify gossips, than a woman rapper.The more time u spend wit a woman in d house, d more insults u receive.Women olivertwists little wonders some f d commentators here r nt still satisfy even after all d so called treat.

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Family / Re: Great Things About Your Marriage by jephiano: 10:36pm On Oct 28, 2012
I've been married for just a year and three months so i dont really feel 'qualified' to talk about marriage. So far to be honest its been too easy. We just compliment each other so well that quarrels are basically non-existent. We r just so proud of eachother. She is so strong, worked real hard during her pregnancy. Infact her allround strength made me so calm and confident during her labour and delivery. I just knew if God protected her from uncertaintities she would deliver quite easily and she did. She has been my best friend, my confidant, an excellent cook and i pray we grow from strength to strength.

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Career / Re: How Do You Handle Envy From Co-workers Or Colleagues? by jephiano: 10:30am On Oct 26, 2012
OP additionally, search NL for the dude with this handle (dopejemi), check out his signature and apply it in ur life.....that should work big time!
Career / Re: How Do You Handle Envy From Co-workers Or Colleagues? by jephiano: 10:24am On Oct 26, 2012
OP you have received alot of advice. I want to believe you are smart enough to analyse, sift and implement the advice u have been given. But i think you should start from yourself. I have former colleagues who call me to complain about the treatment they are receiving from their workmates when in reality their inadequacies is the root of their problem and they wrongly assume its envy. While im not saying thats ur case, it wouldnt hurt to first look inwards. Most people lack the ability to carry out a truly objective self-introspection. I hope that isnt ur case. Wish u the very best.
Literature/Writing / Re: Hurtful Pleasures by jephiano: 8:27pm On Oct 25, 2012
Just confirmed that alot of us here have 'coloured' minds.......nice writeup.
Romance / Re: Is It Just Natural That You Miss Your Ex? by jephiano: 10:57pm On Oct 11, 2012
Im kinda with Obasijoy on this one. I hardly remember, talkless of miss most of the few ladies i ever dated. The only one i remember often sef, is not worth missing. My pride and my extra-lovely wife ensured that.......so for me its Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish!

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Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity Crimes / Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by jephiano: 10:36am On Oct 10, 2012
Dead ke?!! No he cant just die from that small jump now......actually he is auditioning for a part in the new James Bond Movie 'Skyfall'. Just wait u would soon see his picture with Daniel Craig.
the planmaker: Iz he deadhuh
Politics / Re: Okah Gave Instructions For October 1, 2010 Bombings - Witness by jephiano: 5:31pm On Oct 05, 2012
Mustapha, this is basically an over-flogged issue but let me help u understand....these men (especially Hitler and Musolini)cannot be called pescemakers. They are more or less terrorists but they are not religious terrorists. The men u referred to were at best nominal christians. What ever acts they carried out were due to their own personal views or ideals or to further their nationalistic visions. Though some of their actions may have had some religious overtones, THEY NEVER CLAIMED TO ACT BASED ON THEIR RELIGOUS BELIEFS OR CONVICTIONS. But most of the acts of terrorism perpetrated by PROFESSED muslims are said to be done in defence of islam hence the frustrations expressed by people.
mmmustapha: If okah is a muslim, all of U will jump to conclusion n say islam is a religion of violence n muslims r terrorists which I hate to hear. Hitler,mussolini n bush wat r they, terrorists or peace makershuh No abuse just answer me if u can't dnt even write ur poo
Politics / Re: Nigerian Engineering Undergraduates Win Global Race Car Design Competition by jephiano: 8:09am On Sep 16, 2012
See better talk here! If na Tonto dikeh new tatoo pics or ethnic-bashing thread, e don reach FP since! And they wonder y we rep teamGarri! Nice story OP.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Engineering Undergraduates Win Global Race Car Design Competition by jephiano: 8:08am On Sep 16, 2012
See better talk here! If na Tonto dikeh new tatoo pics or ethnic-bashing thread, e don reach FP since! And they wonder y we rep teamGarri! Nice story OP
Car Talk / Re: Behaving As A Car Owner In Nigeria by jephiano: 8:59pm On Jul 28, 2012
Billyonaire: You have forgotten about playing loud music and winding down while doing so........
haha....reminds me of a guy on ma street during the '90s. Played his music so loud that he made sure u knew he was back. No matter what song he was playing, once he entered the street he made sure all we heard was Lauryn Hill of the fugees singing: 'ready or not, here i come, u cant hide'!

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Food / Re: What Is The Craziest Food Combination You Have Ever Tried? by jephiano: 8:17pm On Jul 23, 2012
Oh men see food combinations!! Some are so LWKMD while some are so eeeewwwwww!
Oga/madam moderator, pls can u send this to the front page so we can have some fun with it?
Career / Re: 6 People You Need Around You To Help You Succeed by jephiano: 1:44pm On Jul 22, 2012
Santi222: I like what you said but I'd like to know, taking materialism away, Who or What exactly is a successful person in the eyes of the Lord God?
In simple terms, a successful person in God's eyes is one that learns God's ways and does his utmost to live by them.(Joshua 1:8;Psalms 1:2,3) Naomi, Ruth, Joseph and Mary, etc were materially poor but can be viewed as successes in God' eyes due to their faithfulness and they would not be less in God's eyes than Abraham or other rich servants of God. God knows that money is important but it has limitations.(Ecclesiastes 7:1 and 12)my guy i no like to form pastor for NL! I hope u understand the small explanation sha.

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