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Romance / Re: How Does Height Affect Your Dating Decision? by jimjones: 11:14pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
sadly i'm only 6'2(if my parents had had my standards, i swear i'd have been 6'6 at least). i start fvcking girls from 5'9 upwards. no midgets. |
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Give Your Tithe To The Poor by jimjones: 11:01pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
how the fark is the pastor supposed to acquire that G5 if we all went about giving our tithes to the poor? while it is true that if everybody in oledepo's church gave their tithes to the poor, they'd have halved or perhaps eradicated poverty from within that ministry; it is also true that oledepo nor for fit amass 4 private jets! so you see, just as the followers of jesus paid tithes to enable jesus acquire state-of-the-art chariots in order to speedily spread his gospel(mathew chapter oyakhilome verse adebole), it makes no sense to give to the poor. be wise. |
Education / Re: What's The Difference Between A Smart Student And A Brilliant Student by jimjones: 3:06pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
smart people know how to get the best outta brilliant people. that's all you need to know, poster. 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Femi Kuti Joins Nigerian Idol As A Judge by jimjones: 7:50am On Oct 15, 2012 |
lol...this show's a joke. a farkin insult to the idol franchise. aren't these the same producers that made contestants perform fela songs in a SINGING competition? how does a fela song allow a singer demonstrate hers/his vocal range/ability? i even remember femi guest judging those performances, and like the weirdo and the dumb biatch, he was a farkin tragedy of a judge....criticizing the finalists for not doing enough prancing about like fela. little wonder none of these shows ever produced an international singing sensation. shame. fela IS a legend. he wasnt a vocalist. keep his prophetic works of art off these stupid shows! |
Religion / Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by jimjones: 11:18pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Mintayo: I pity all of us! blablabla, blablablablabla...where my phone, abeg? oh snap, look at the pastor's wife's tities!!! :O |
Religion / Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by jimjones: 11:14pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
just like fvcking the cell leader right after cell meetings on saturdays and thanking god for life, grace and his many mercies on sundays, most of the responses on this here thread highlight some of the many beauties of christianity! |
Business / Re: 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' Author Files For Bankruptcy by jimjones: 7:31am On Oct 12, 2012 |
k2039: I dont think he is bankrupt,he is just playing smart,he is shielding his assets and minimizing his liabilities. as if that's not exactly what's contained in the original post. smh.. |
Religion / Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by jimjones: 5:15pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
your one-stop guide to atheism. 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Is It Wisdom For Christians To Lie In Some Situations? by jimjones: 10:49am On Oct 04, 2012 |
is it wisdom to consider christianity anything other than a farking lie? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Governor Obi Evacuating Flood Victims (Pictures) by jimjones: 3:03pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
op is a farkin re_tard. evidently a poor stunt. yes he's posing in the water surrounded by his dickriders, how does that translate to helping flood victims? |
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Fellow Course Mate? by jimjones: 10:12pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
FRANKLINTON: Can this type of relationship work out? Remember, you attend lectures and stay in the same class with him/her- that means you'll likely be seeing each other too often. Generally, are these kind of relationship successful? what the fark is "a fellow course mate"?? lard! |
Politics / Re: Faces/Images On The New 5000 Naira Note by jimjones: 9:16pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
dasparrow: right. rather than uplift the lives of women and children(causes some of these women dedicated their lives to), govt opts to put their faces on a piece of paper. these women must be elated at this! |
Family / Re: Should I End My Marriage by jimjones: 8:23pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
8ogoegbunam: I got married early this year. My wife is a sweet lady,loving and caring lady.The only major problem we face in our young union is religoius issues. I was brought up in the anglican faith while she grew up a catholic. She promised me that she will attend attend the same church with me once we got married, her only condition is that I should wed her in the catholic church. Amidst great opposition from my parents who were against it initially on the basis of religion, I fullfilled my promise to her by holding our wedding in the catholic church. idi stoopid, short and simple. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan: I Can Rule Beyond 8 Years by jimjones: 4:49pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
ifihearam: actually, i asked him that because i knew he didn't know that vice-presidents and deputy governors are elected into office, not appointed. on the flip side, i do agree with him that jona-cassava is eligible to seek another term in office. the guy who's challenging the president in court seems to be hung up on the fact that he's sworn the oath twice already...not so much the circumstances that led to that. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan: I Can Rule Beyond 8 Years by jimjones: 4:40pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
Okija_juju: lol. ndo. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan: I Can Rule Beyond 8 Years by jimjones: 4:39pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
i hope he rules for life! life being that he dies in a couple weeks. sss(i know say una dey dis nairaland), please do not invite me for clarification as this is my default, heartfelt prayer for any idiot that plans to RULE rather than SERVE nigeria/nigerians. now run along and kiss some more of your ruler's nyansh. godspeed. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan: I Can Rule Beyond 8 Years by jimjones: 4:34pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
Okija_juju: ...He is very correct.. All he did was complete the mandate of the late Yaradua who was the duly elected president not him! is the vice-president elected or appointed? |
Music/Radio / Re: Darey Feat. Flavour N'abania - Sisi Eko Remix [OFFICIAL VIDEO] by jimjones: 10:51am On Jul 24, 2012 |
BABE!: i regretted not following your instruction to the letter. rest assured, it will never happen again. |
Politics / Re: Senator Hope Uzodinma In Certificate Forgery Scandal by jimjones: 10:44am On Jul 23, 2012 |
tpia@: hahahaha...exatele!! |
Literature / Re: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - FINALS by jimjones: 11:08pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
coogar: yep. the general opinion yesterday was that yours was a shitty debate. 5 judges got it wrong yesterday, 4 judges got it wrong today. you on the other hand, spot on! that's why yours is a position nobody farkin remembers. grow up you fvkin failed abortion. you came here believing were better than everybody else. yet two debates, and two judgements later, you've proven beyond doubt that you're ability to articulate your point is inversely proportional to the substance of the point in itself. now go eat a manliness you filthy $2 LovePeddler. idiat. 4 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - FINALS by jimjones: 10:23pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: FINAL SCORES very deserving victory for Newacca. Breezy047 deserves second place. due respect accorded, the folks arguing for the motion were terrible. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Edited Colorado Video Prophecy? by jimjones: 5:32pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
MacDaddy01: Front page Abeg!!!!!! abegi. y'all better go get a life or two real quick. "..stop this fraud" my nyansh. you obviously have nothing better to do. tb joshua has tons of accurate prophesies, you've never set out to disprove any of them. you then wait for an opportunity like this one to fly off the handle. this man is the nearest thing to mythical/biblical jesus....and like it or not, the most POWERFUL "man of god" on this here planet. neither one of you idiots bashing this guy will doubt the fact jonah was a true prophet of god, yet he did prophesy something that didnt come to pass. which one of your pastors is any LESS FAKE(less fake meaning they all are fake...including jesus, innit) than tb joshua? adebole, oledepo, the idiot at the helm of CAN, the paula whyte-fvcking benny hinn, the little boys-fvcking eddie long, the homo-loving joel osteen or the bleached fried-hair guy??(i could name more, just aint got all day). these scumbags cant even be mentioned in the same breathe as tb joshua...certainly not if we're talking about the demonstrated power of "god," or humility amidst all that power. i respect tb joshua for all that shit he does, yea... but i'll respect him even more when he calls it what is - magic. attributing that shit to some blue-eyed heavily bearded whiteman in the sky makes him just a little less of a joke than all the other schmucks i mentioned earlier. make these other schmucks prophesy make we all see na? wasnt it oledepo that famously released the spirit of madness on the boko haram camp, a spirit that was supposed to render them futile? boko haram has since gone mental...waxing stronger by the day, while blowing up as many churches including a car bomb at an oledepo church in bauchi. say what you will about tb joshua, but he's got the president of ghana coming to him for blessings, while your 'authentic' men of god are all over dumbele jona-cassava kissing his ass on a random shatter...just so he'll stay the hand of efcc from rounding up them godly fraudsters. |
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Denrele Edun's Shoes & Hair by jimjones: 4:40pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Liciouslucy: He is the Nigerian Male Version of Lady GaGa yea right. lady gaga has talent...and that's why she's respected. who the hell is this creature? how do you even come close to mentioning it in the same breathe as gaga? |
Literature / Re: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day ! by jimjones: 9:14pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
shymmex: shymmex, this coward(sagamite), who chickened out of the debate shouldn't be given the impression that his/her opinion matters. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: 99.3 Info Fm Sports Programme Vs Brilla Fm by jimjones: 9:05pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
Billyonaire: Cant remember the last time I tune to radio, radio is not 21st century. Seriously its dying off. mumu. na dat one dem ask you? |
Religion / Re: The Story Of Job. An Example Of God's Wickedness by jimjones: 9:29pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
musKeeto: Job 1:6-7 lol...this same lord in all his omniscience, nor sabi from whence comest satan. the guy is na foks up, abeg. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Oyedepo Warns Nigeria On Imminent Break-up by jimjones: 11:26pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
this fuckface is back on blabbing, innit? i would've thought that the holy spirit of madness he sent out to bh would've rendered them ineffective by now? farkin powerless asswipe...it's either god dont work through oledepo, or god is just as useless and impuissant as his son oledepo |
Family / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnanted My Wife's Sis And Cousin... by jimjones: 9:20pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
egbeman1: This situation actually happened to my friend and he's seeking my opinion. it's really disturbing that we have nigerians this ret.ar.ded with access to the internet. |
Politics / Re: GEJ Presidential Media Chat - Live Channels TV by jimjones: 9:59pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
antitpiah: Goodluck Jonathan : Boko Haram members are Nigerians. hhahahahahahahahahahaha! walai! jo-cassava nor go kill pesin, allah |
Politics / Re: GEJ Media Chat Vs Euro 2012: Which Will You Watch? by jimjones: 3:51pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
i'll be doing two things for sure....eating suya with my nothern brothers(christian and muslim) while watching the game. my tv get gej-lock and e nor dey cash nta sef. |
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Cook & Clean For Your Girlfriends? by jimjones: 3:33pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
paris10: I dated this pretty damsel years ago. We were so much in love, and I would say yes to everything she asked of me; from money and gifts to cooking and all. Her family were so nice to me as well. too much 4kin information, you 4kin douchebag. |
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Cook & Clean For Your Girlfriends? by jimjones: 3:31pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
ayosmiles: I used to have this girlfriend I loved so much that I would go to her place, sleepover and cook her breakfast. On weekends I would help her tidy her room before takin her out. When she left me, I thought she felt I was too attached but now she's back beggin me to come back, sayin she made a mistake and no guy could care 4 her like me. yea, i'll clean for her if she provides incontrovertible evidence joseph kony chopped off her hands. when i cook, all man fit chop o...even gateman. no big deal. |
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