johnseno:
Thanks for your advice, I also put that into consideration. You may call me on 08036240534.

I am calling you in a bit.
Please modify the last comment and remove my part of the comment.

Hello,

Nice thread.

Thanks.

MurderEnglish:
before I am man u fan, den, the selled my boy c.ronaldo. I vexed go Bakkar, dey selled my boy neyhman, I vexed com dey hate football. I learn small something, I will not die and be supportive team I will just supportive player.

Player I supportive
Messi (lion)
Ronaldo (2nd Messi)
Neyhman (shakara boy)
Pogba (shine shine)
Modric
Ramos
Harzack
Rash Ford
Tha Monaco fly boy mmbape
Suarez
Benzene
Lacasera
Harry cane
Kante(my village boy)
Dem reached 100 I kannot mension all

Arjen Robben

Remimadrid:
Give me anybody in the premier league, even Man city, all na handicap to me. I go give them one goal down and still win.

Chelsea will beat you hands down. We know how to take care of Spanish teams. Ask Barca.
We handled them even at their peak (Eto, Iniesta, Ronaldinho, Messi, e.t.c)

Tolexander:
The three tribes represented.

These successful people will never call for the balkanization of Nigeria, only the unsuccessful Nigerian citizens will agitate for secession.

Well, shouldn't that be the MAIN reason they would want to?
The country is designed to favour a few.

No am not for division of this country... But as a South South person i secretly cherish a Niger Delta republic.

Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Cross River, Delta, Edo, and Rivers.
Let's see how the Igbos will finance their nation by making fake shoes, let's see how the North will construct roads with groundnuts and let's see how "Almighty LAGOS" will sustain it's mediocre infrastructure with Cocoa and Amala.

Whenever you see a southerner, bow down and say THANK YOU!, stay down until he is out of your sight..

Hehehe... just playing bra. I no my comment is very disconnected. Just playing!

sukkot:
please grow up and stop posting disturbing pictures

edo is part of yoruba kingdom. jus sayin

@seun, @lalasticlala and other mods...

OYA COME AND BARN ME I WANNA PLACE A CURSE...

Guy thunder fire you!
Edo is not under your mumu kingdom. You Yorubas & Igbos are dirty little people.
We don't subscribe to your sense of tribalism.
See, we read this news smile and gives a plus to NIGERIA. No need to come begin say Edo this Edo that....

GOAT!

@Seun, this story is absolutely fake. The very stupid blogger posted this rubbish because of the previous story we saw where the woman was rubbish the bride's stomach.... Let her show us the video of the confesssion..... Gosh i hate fake bloggers. They will never be rich. Their story will never be like that of Linda....

Wish they used their creativity some other way....

Elchappo:


nwanne, re u a viper

Guy i swear u be craze.. hehehe from ambulance to viper.... ur mad men!

When dem say human being na Goat... na this sport minister dem dey talk about.

laudate:


So those people abroad have never heard of Western Union, MoneyGram or even wire transfer of foreign funds into local domiciliary accounts in a bank? Jeez!

You think people who go abroad to clean toilets and do some other odd jobs even have valid permits to be in those countries ?
Yes, this way is not legit but ask anybody(non professionals) who has been abroad and they will tell u how they send and receive money overseas...
Country hard and our people go everywhere and just try to survive. You should thank God for your life. A foreigner(white person) who has been to 9ja once told me the best ones are at home... those faced with severe hardship find themselves migrating n doing everything to survive...

laudate:


So those people abroad have never heard of Western Union, MoneyGram or even wire transfer of foreign funds into local domiciliary accounts in a bank? Jeez!

You think people who go abraod to clean toilets and do some other odd jobs even have valid permits to be in those country ?
Yes, this way is not legit but ask anybody(non professionals) who has been abroad and they will tell u how they send and receive money overseas...
Country hard and our people go everywhere and just try to survive. You should thank God for your life. A foreigner(white person) who has been to 9ja once told me the best ones are at home... those faced with severe hardship find themselves migrating n doing everything to survive...

donbenedict:
Letting the british rule us again is a very stupid idea, I think we should strengthen our ties with foreign investors that will boost infrastructural development, then ward off bad eggs in government by voting people who have the best interests of the masses at heart.

Number 1. No politician who can make the APC or PDP primaries has your interest at heart. Cos to pass through d nominations you need to wet grounds and do all that dirty work.... therefore we will NEVER be able to vote for the right person... the good people don't emerge as candidates for the major parties. Even if myself and yourself as enlightened people decides to vote these good guys in, we won't be able to share rice and 5k at d polls hence d bad guys will always win.

Number 2. How do you invite foreign investments when d terrain is not accommodating for business to thrive? Infrastructural development? You mean like penning 1billion naira for the 10m naira contract and still executing substandard projects

You didn't say why u feel allowing the British back is a very stupid idea.. have you ever been to South Africa ??

After touring the world (Africa, Europe and the Americas)..
I've got this simple solution which i know will never work but let me just say...

Let’s write the British and ask them to come govern us ( From Presidency down to Local government level )
I am very sure we will be a better country.... Tribalism will be gone 100%. Corruption can be reduced to like 1%.
Really what have we got to loose apart from our pride? We need to be taught the right way to govern..
I swear a million years time this country will remain like this with d way things are going...
Nairalanders let's hear your opinion in terms of Pros and Cons.
This scenario is very hypothetical but it doesn't hurt to just discuss it.
@seun, @lalasticlala and others MOD that matters. I know this thread is as impossible to hit the frontpage as the actualisation of the suggestion itself. However it will be a delight to elevate this thread to a page where we can get enough audience... Our leaders needs to know the extent of our disappointment.... We will rather sell our independence to give our children a future.
Please drop your opinion.

Funny.. i know one of those guys.. NO he is no drug dealer. He collects money from various people abroad who wants to send money to their relatives. Pays the relatives here and in efforts to make excess gain.
He illegally(unofficial means) brings the money into the country and sell at the parallel market.
I hope they don't plant drugs on him so as to steal the cash... Even though their operations are not entirely legit, people who live in Europe enjoys their services cos it enables them to send money home and exchange with parallel market rate... don't be surprised those funds belongs to like hundreds of people. Some send as little as 100 EUR home... these people who send funds home are mainly manual workers in europe (bricklayers, bar tenders, barbers and ofcourse d bad ones like prostitutes)..

APC is currently rigging the election... they are paying people at polling units to vote for them... this is really really wrong men and our people are damn too hungry to see beyond the 5k.

The followers are the motherfvcking problems menhhh...

No politician is good.
However, Oshiomole is one stvpid motherfucker deceiving our mothers and fathers.

oluwasegun007:
Even if i earn $100 per second, i cant do this shiit......

Haba naaaa...
This one na pure lie... You mean you cannot spare only 3 seconds of your earnings on a bottle of champagne...
I bet if you earn $100 per second, you will buy her 10 mercedes, 52 range rovers, 89 houses, 120 cows and buy the whole club.

ojimbo:
i am sorry but 90% of your boys are useless, foolish and jobless. sorry i forget they were all born out of prostitution. Bleep All Edo boys

By the time i say thunder will fire your father now.. one very stvpid person that parades himself as a mod will come ban his father..
Okay, based on say i no send. Oya take it.
THUNDER FIRE YOUR FATHER

Etinosajay:


It's not 120k, but it's expensive.

There are Lagos standard hotels in Benin for good money per night.

You think say Benin na bush?

The op complaining says he's from lagos abi ? What sort of hotel room will he get for 2k per night?

My brother this is exactly my anger.. People will read this thread and start thinking rubbish.
How human being for 2016(Buhari regime) go carry 2k say he want sleep hotel and expect anything less.
That nigga should be happy benin is not Kenya, na Lion for enter he room chop am not mosquitoes.

Artistree:

What IMAGE are you talking about, the one I know or there's another one? My friend talk another thing make we hear word! Pride has beclouded your sense of reasoning and you can't help but be blindly aggressive over a humorous incident as the OP's story.
By the way, did the OP tell you there's no such place in Lagos where he comes from? Who doesn't know that Benin City has very many dirty places, including hotels? I once booked a very popular transporter's hotel for one of my friends that came in from Brazil and you need to see how messed up the room was! Surprisingly, the room was 9k per night o and there was what seemed like excreta on the wall of the room...anyama!
So, if my Nigerian friend talks about his dirty hotel experience in Benin, I'd fault him? Or try to blindly protect the IMAGE of the city?
Let's always accept the truth for what it is...a bitter pill.

You see that Lagos of a place, they have the worst hotels in the world if we should relate the price to standard.
I remember a time i was travelling out of the country. I had to book a hotel at Ikeja, very close to the airport. I wanted some comfort so i paid for a 30k per night room. Let me not even start talking about my experience and the mosquitos that almost ended my life.
Now, take 30k to benin city and lodge a hotel and tell me the kind of standard you'll get. You'd be lodging in Randheki gold or best western or protea with rooms as cossy as fuuuuck.
Not until i opened this thread, i never knew people could still get a place to sleep for 2k. I have a very big sense of humour and i have read this guys thread over and over and can't seem to see any humour in it. The only thing i feel is the irritation that comes with his inability to apply tense in his writings. It annoys me like fuuuck.

My guy, make we no come turn this issue to quarrel. I will forever defend where i am from any little way i can so people from outside can respect. If you read carefully you will see where so many people are already bashing the town and calling every girl in benin prostitutes(Remember that includes your sisters too). Some are commenting as though someone talking from a developed country(Lagos, hahaha) to someone in a 3rd world(Benin city).

Epa have yourself a good day.

Artistree:

You have just shown that which makes you a typical Bini viz; aggression. There are lots of we Binis on this thread, how come you're the only one getting offended by the Op's story? Ebroda ne okase Edo, lahor, gberen hin vbo, egie udu rue ghasi...

So i need your permission before i can get offended?
As a true bini, i very care much about our image and whenever i read anything bad about my place i am heartbroken.
However, in this case, this OP is just being a jerk, Paying 2k per night and coming on a National forum to speak ill. Most folks here who have not been to benin will feel we are that backward.

So tell me why you believe i do not have the right to sound aggressive.

moscobabs:


Economy recession has change a lot of rich and average people to poor people.

I was not the type that look for cheap things but the situation of things in the country turns me to another person because I have a lot of bills to pay and ego( money) no enter as it used to enter before.

Month ago I created a thread that I needed a cheap hotel where I can lodge in Benin that was after I have spent like 5days in one of the expensive hotels around Dawson and I was very broke so I needed a hotel that will less than 2k because I still have like 3 more weeks to finish my assignment in Benin .

On that day many Samaritans on Nairaland suggested some cheaper hotel for me and I eventually picked the one that is close to my place of assignment around Akpakpava, when I got to the hotel (name withheld ) I knew I won't enjoy my stay but never expect what am experiencing though. The attendant showed me some rooms for #1500 even dog can not survive if he sleep there talk less of human such person will just suffocate, the smell of sperm and cums plus bedbugs blood are stinky than that of abattior .

As a concerned individual from that region of the country. I feel you should first remove "Benin" from your very stuuupid thread.
Like dude, you are paying N2,000 per night and you expect anything above this. You just tryna paint benin as a low class place when you know u getting what your getting cos your broke as fuuuck... Which company pays a worker 4k per day accomondation? do you work for a sewer company or what?

Now, just compare 2k to what you can get in your LONDON(lagos, lol) and tell me what to expect...... 2k per night? menh i will collect your 2k and make you sleep in the street.
Also, you should learn a lil bit of the english language. Bro you don't know when and how to use paste tense.
PRESENT TENSE: I am going there
PAST TENSE: I went there.

Which kind craze person be this one self? Listen submit your CV make i help your destiny.

OBA GHA TOR KPERE.

mmb:
I am Man city fan but I dont like the Guy.

who cares ?

You guys should enjoy jare. We have given you Mourhino. The one you once hated.
ManU + Arsenal = world people

Hello Mods, @Seun @lalasticlala and everyone else who is important here.
We read and see pictures of fellow Nigerians suffering up north(IDP). We continually blame the government without even doing anything ourselves.
At present(typing this post) am in a night club drinking champagne and am like. Hey this bottle can feed 50 children for one day. This is just pure wickedness on my part.
Truth is even if i want to help with my 1 naira. I don't have the means to do so. Please anyone know how we can do something DISCRETELY ?
We could setup something here and fellow Nairalanders can do something. We make the topic appear on Frontpage like everyday for the next 1 year. I tell u those people will eat. Hunger bad oo..
Please MODs let's make this happen. Am not asking for this to be pushed to frontpage or anything. Just create a thread that makes more sense or something.
Forget about our government we know say them dey craze. Should every nairalander donate just 1k. We'll be raising millions per day and we could call it Nairaland special intervention or something.
If there's an existing platform that isn't politicize abeg somebody should point me there...

MadCow1:
The President should carpet Bomb the Niger Delta into submission..



A lot of the iidiots here have zero clue what is happening down here. These Militatnts are not fighting for any right, they are just criminals looking for a free meal without working.

The situation is very beyond bad now.. Not even the poor Niger Delta village dweller is safe. People in the region live in fear daily. You work hard and make your money and you can't spend it here or live here because these same boys would kidnap you, extort you and kill you.


If people tell you the Horror stories going on in the Niger Delta, you will cringe. In Omoku, in the last 3 weeks, over 30 people have been killed. FACT!



The President should forget negotiations, it wouldn't work. You can't negotiate with criminals..


I support the full Militarization of the Niger Delta Area.. Late President Yaradua was a biitch for opening up this Amnesty fhuckery..

You don't have to agree with my opinion, but its mine nonetheless..

Before nkor?
You expect us the graduates and professional elites from the region to pick up arms?
What we have we have used in trying to preach justice to the region. Be honest, the FG will not listen.
I feel the criminals are not entirely wrong in their demands. The way i see it, both parties are bloody criminals here (FG/NDA).
Put them on a scale, the FG outweighs the NDA in criminality by a billion percent.
Like you said, this is my personal opinion and you need not even read it talk-less agree.