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PepERSprAY
Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« on: October 27, 2008, 09:33 PM »

What are the many ridiculous lines men usually give to avoid marriage while they still wish to continue getting the milk for free?
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #1 on: October 27, 2008, 09:33 PM »

Darling, money is tight.

Common, you can go down the court house and marry for $50.
arianne (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #2 on: October 27, 2008, 09:36 PM »

- my momma say u aint the one!
~Sauron~
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #3 on: October 27, 2008, 09:38 PM »

Quote from: PepERSprAY on October 27, 2008, 09:33 PM
What are the many ridiculous lines men usually give to avoid marriage while they still wish to continue getting the milk for free?

Let me seek spiritual help first to check for compatibility!!! Grin Cheesy
ibkaye
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #4 on: October 27, 2008, 09:39 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 27, 2008, 09:38 PM
Let me seek spiritual help first to check for compatibility!!! Grin Cheesy
Hahahahahaha, av heard of that one before Cheesy
Okija_juju (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #5 on: October 27, 2008, 09:40 PM »

I just cant feel the connection.

I want to seek the face of God first. (This is my fav.)

I want to wait till i get a Job.

tope2000 (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #6 on: October 27, 2008, 09:42 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 27, 2008, 09:38 PM
Let me seek spiritual help first to check for compatibility!!! Grin Cheesy

Buahahahahahahahaha

@post
Always Money
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #7 on: October 27, 2008, 09:44 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 27, 2008, 09:38 PM
Let me seek spiritual help first to check for compatibility!!! Grin Cheesy
Evil genius. I know you can cook up a thing like this easily. Grin

You couldn't  check for compatibility before sleeping with her?
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #8 on: October 27, 2008, 09:45 PM »

Quote from: Okija_juju on October 27, 2008, 09:40 PM
I just can't feel the connection.

I want to seek the face of God first. (This is my fav.)

I want to wait till i get a Job.


@bold,
Chics do that too whenever they find a better option. Cheesy
~Sauron~
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #9 on: October 27, 2008, 09:46 PM »

Quote from: PepERSprAY on October 27, 2008, 09:44 PM
Evil genius. I know you can cook up a thing like this easily. Grin

You couldn't  check for compatibility before sleeping with her?

Shagging is different from marriage na. . . . .

Here comes anutha one. . .
My parents say i must not marry an Ijebu woman. Tongue
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #10 on: October 27, 2008, 09:48 PM »

Sweetie,
Why the hurry?.Lets hold up a little longer because i'm not the divorce type. I want us to be very before we enter this union.
tope2000 (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #11 on: October 27, 2008, 09:49 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 27, 2008, 09:46 PM
Shagging is different from marriage na. . . . .

Here comes anutha one. . .
My parents say i must not marry an Ijebu woman. Tongue

why were u dating an ijebu woman in the first place? Grin

@topic
my divorce hasnt come through yet Tongue
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #12 on: October 27, 2008, 09:49 PM »

Quote
Here comes anutha one. . .
My parents say i must not marry an Ijebu woman.

Very true. You guys are something else.
eldee (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #13 on: October 27, 2008, 09:50 PM »

@topic
It's not me or you . . . the world is just against us being together
Let's just see how it goes Grin Cheesy
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #14 on: October 27, 2008, 09:50 PM »

Quote
@topic
my divorce hasnt come through yet
The story will remain like that in the next 2 years. whenever you get serious about it, he will tell you that his Ex wife refuse to sign the papers.
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #15 on: October 27, 2008, 09:50 PM »

Quote from: eldee on October 27, 2008, 09:50 PM
@topic
It's not me or you . . . the world is just against us being together
Let's just see how it goes Grin Cheesy
Roflmao Grin Grin Grin
tope2000 (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #16 on: October 27, 2008, 09:52 PM »

Quote from: PepERSprAY on October 27, 2008, 09:50 PM
The story will remain like that in the next 2 years. whenever you get serious about it, he will tell you that his Ex wife refuse to sign the papers.

Quote from: eldee on October 27, 2008, 09:50 PM
@topic
It's not me or you . . . the world is just against us being together
Let's just see how it goes Grin Cheesy

Buahahahahahaha . . . . oh Lawd!

@post
There are somethings i still need to figure out abt you Huh{after 2-5yrs of dating o] sigh
chamotex (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Make To Evade Marriage
« #17 on: October 27, 2008, 09:54 PM »

I dont think im a marriage material
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #18 on: October 27, 2008, 09:55 PM »

I want my mom to be around for the wedding but her doctor is yet to give her clearance to travel.
arianne (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #19 on: October 27, 2008, 09:56 PM »

Quote from: chamotex on October 27, 2008, 09:54 PM
I don't think I'm a marriage material

lol, like its written on anybodys forehead!
Cristalz (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #20 on: October 27, 2008, 09:58 PM »

Lets not rush things darling.  .  .its a lifetime decision remember
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #21 on: October 27, 2008, 09:58 PM »

Quote
I don't think I'm a marriage material

Likely rebuttal from me:

Oh yes darling but I think you are a commitment material.
PepERSprAY
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #22 on: October 27, 2008, 09:59 PM »

Quote
Lets not rush things darling.  .  .its a lifetime decision remember
Tell him about that whenever he wants sex.
eldee (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #23 on: October 27, 2008, 09:59 PM »

Quote from: chamotex on October 27, 2008, 09:54 PM
I don't think I'm a marriage material
That's the perfect one . . . I should take lessons from you Grin Grin

@topic
My career's really important you know??
debosky (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #24 on: October 27, 2008, 10:01 PM »

My older siblings are still single, I need to wait for my turn  Grin
tope2000 (f)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #25 on: October 27, 2008, 10:01 PM »

Quote from: debosky on October 27, 2008, 10:01 PM
My older siblings are still single, I need to wait for my turn Grin
good one  Grin

@topic
Why spoil what we have over a piece of paper that says we are man n wife.
chamotex (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #26 on: October 27, 2008, 10:02 PM »

@ topic

I'll use this phrase  "if you rush into marriage, you will rush out of it"
eldee (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #27 on: October 27, 2008, 10:03 PM »

Quote from: debosky on October 27, 2008, 10:01 PM
My older siblings are still single, I need to wait for my turn Grin
Hehehehe . . . now that's perfect Grin Grin
~Sauron~
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #28 on: October 27, 2008, 10:04 PM »

Quote from: eldee on October 27, 2008, 10:03 PM
Hehehehe . . . now that's perfect Grin Grin

I'm changing my career path. . . . . . .I want to be a Rev. Father. Grin
StephenP (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #29 on: October 27, 2008, 10:04 PM »

I'm just not that into you.
Okija_juju (m)
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #30 on: October 27, 2008, 10:04 PM »

* I dont think we know each other well enough.

* I have been having these disrurbing dreams lately, I just need some time to pray over it.

* I dont want to rush things, I love to let things take its natural course.

* Three years isnt enough time.

* I cant get married before my elder brother.  (This one works all the time.)

ibkaye
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage
« #31 on: October 27, 2008, 10:05 PM »

If we got married, I’m sure we’d start to take each other for granted.

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