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Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by patorial(m): 2:44pm On Apr 21
Indifferent12:

I’m not myopic, I’m talking as an insider in the banking industry

What kind of an insider doesn't know that Opay is not a bank and the reported profits from banks is not from user's transactions??
Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by patorial(m): 7:50am On Apr 14
Tradepunter2:
All these useless paid opay agent up there..... You think serious biznes minded people use opay? You must be daft..... Keep fooling yourselves


The money you deposited inside a bank is no its valuation.

valuation is the market worth of a company, this includes:

1: Goodwill
2: Assets
3: Cash
4: Equity
Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by patorial(m): 7:46am On Apr 14
Antoeni:
I don't know what GT bank is doing there by the way.
First bank should be second to none.
Any other bank listed there shouldn't be trusted.


Are you sure you read the thread before commenting??

Market Valuation is not level of service.
Politics / Re: NGX: Investors Lose ₦‎190 Billion As Tier-1 Banks Experience Sell-Offs by patorial(m): 12:13pm On Apr 05
onez:
Like every policy of this failed and illegitimate govt, that recapitalization is a bad policy at the moment. We keep putting the cart before the horse. The policy should be suspended asap. What we need now is stability of the economy before any recapitalization.

I hope you know that CBN has no business with the economy??
Politics / Re: NGX: Investors Lose ₦‎190 Billion As Tier-1 Banks Experience Sell-Offs by patorial(m): 12:12pm On Apr 05
OilandGasMarket:
I thought Cardoso was looking to strengthen the banking system. Investors clearly don't believe him.

Do you even understand the the post at all.

There is always a sell off each thing a company wishes to delist it's stock on the exchange.
Food / Re: My Brother Killed This Wildpig Yesterday by patorial(m): 3:48pm On Mar 09
Ogiame:
He would have been a distributor of pigs if he caught it alive... Rear it for production and not just for consumption.


This one would have given birth to 3 or more before killing it.

Are you okay??
Family / Re: Is He Serious Or Just Playing With My Emotions by patorial(m): 3:24pm On Mar 01
Nah 37 year old you dey call boy??
Business / Re: FOREX Crisis: FG Slams $10 Billion Fine On Binance by patorial(m): 3:20pm On Mar 01
emkz:
If you do not support the FG's efforts to regulate the financial space, you are an enemy of Nigeria. If you feign ignorance of how the binance platform is used to manipulate the country's exchange rate because it favours you, you are a wicked person.

If you defend binance, you don't love Nigeria. Gather your things and go to a lawless country.

Do you even understand that USDT is not Dollar and Binance doesn't sell Dollar.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 115 Abokis In Enugu And Collects N110m, $8368 by patorial(m): 2:44pm On Feb 23
dawnomike:
Is Bureau de Change now illegal?

Read the words carefully, "Unlicensed".
Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by patorial(m): 5:31pm On Feb 14
TheFreshVanilla:
Another stupiid fake story.

It's not fake, come to the low street, alot of people are running their family into bankruptcy.

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Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by patorial(m): 5:30pm On Feb 14
KingintheNorth:



Isn't this too harsh??

Do you want ti solve the problem or not??

That's should be the question to highly consider.
Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by patorial(m): 5:27pm On Feb 14
KingintheNorth:


She has been asked about all the above , she denied having anything to do with the above. But still wouldn't or doesn't know what she does with money.


Oh you were expecting her to say do??

Apart from here having a sugar boy, it's highly likely that a prophet is scamming her and at the same time blackmailing her.
Business / Re: Western Union Flagged Me For Suspicious Transactions by patorial(m): 7:16pm On Feb 08
stagger:
Open an account with Wise or Geegpay and say goodbye to these issues.

There is no sane employee that will accept such as money of payment of wages
Religion / Re: If You're A Civil Servant & Your Children Are Abroad, You're A Thief- PST Sarah by patorial(m): 8:30pm On Feb 05
With the number of people here nodding to what the woman said, I know will will still high numbers people living low life 20 years to come.

Being a civil servant can still be one of the multiple source of income, someone with high Financial Quotient could have.
Crime / Re: Japa: ‘many Nigerians In Forced Prostitution In Belgium’ by patorial(m): 4:23pm On Feb 03
Crafteck1:



But isnt it true, no be fight or tribalism matter , its been an existing problem in those regions for years, exists in others too but not as much..

When you seek opportunity in Europe, you will be a Nigerian, no one will care what region you come from.
Politics / Re: Kalu: I Left $4 Billion Balance Sheet In My Companies Before Joining Politics by patorial(m): 2:17pm On Jan 30
Dankovich1:
OUK might be right in what he said.

From stories my dad shared with me years back, I learnt that he was a big time business guru and was successful in all his enterprise.

But the $4B still loud shaa...

You have to learn the difference between capitalization and networth.
Science/Technology / Re: Mutant Calf With 'Human Head' Born Sparking Bestiality Fears In Thailand Village by patorial(m): 9:10pm On Jan 26
winner37:
When human semen mixes up with Animal semen the reactions comes up with half human and half animal

Don't try to say this in public, it's quite embarrassing.
Human sperm cells cannot fertilise other animal's egg.
Science/Technology / Re: Mutant Calf With 'Human Head' Born Sparking Bestiality Fears In Thailand Village by patorial(m): 9:08pm On Jan 26
DivinegiftofGod:
Men handwork. Fear that creature. Nothing they cannot sleep with.

Modified

All those mentioning me, are you trying to say men don't practice bestiality? Then why the unecessary defense when it is common knowledge that men sleep with animals?



You should learn to learn before speaking.

Human sperm cells can't fertilise a cow's egg
Phones / Re: Why SIM Cards Linked With NIN Are Being Barred - NCC by patorial(m): 9:04pm On Jan 26
stacyadams:


What's the solution bro?
Go do regularisation with where the errorof name comes from.
Either MTN or NIMC.

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Family / Re: Advise, My Father Sold His House And Moved To The Village Now He Wants To Leave by patorial(m): 9:02pm On Jan 26
I wanted to give you an advice from my experience, but I read where you wrote that you are bother about what people will say,then I just know you won't make any use of any advice.
Phones / Re: Why SIM Cards Linked With NIN Are Being Barred - NCC by patorial(m): 12:15pm On Jan 24
Kinzo0917:



Same here.

I linked mine today and I got message instantly dat my line will be bared if I don't link my line to my nin.

This guys are incompetent

Between you look pretty at ur profile

Link your SIM to your network mobile app and you will find out that the name your SIM was registered is different from that with your NIN

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Phones / Re: Why SIM Cards Linked With NIN Are Being Barred - NCC by patorial(m): 12:10pm On Jan 24
MissJ0:
I don't know. I've linked mine twice, yet I got this again this morning after linking it last week for the second time.

Your problem is likely that the name registered with your SIM is definitely not matched with the name registered with your NIN

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Family / Re: How Do I Clear This Guilt Against My Dad? by patorial(m): 10:26am On Jan 24
Mercylike:


Dreamer... Notin can ever make me like my dad than my mother... Notin

Is it financially support

Is it fasting and prayer that mom does on us

Is it the go and come she does all bcox of us?


You are joker man... I repeat, a joker

Like I said, that's the only thing I can tell you.
Family / Re: How Do I Clear This Guilt Against My Dad? by patorial(m): 10:25am On Jan 24
Kobojunkie:
Lol... rubbish! undecided

Did you know that when people mourn, it is not necessarily the dead that they mourn but instead the space left empty by the dead no longer being there? lipsrsealed

Keep shooting yourself in the leg.
Family / Re: How Do I Clear This Guilt Against My Dad? by patorial(m): 2:34pm On Jan 23
The only thing, I can tell you here is that the day your father dies, you will love him more than your mother.
I'm commenting from experience.

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Politics / Re: ‘your Letter Lacks Respect’ — Obi Of Onitsha Tackles Soludo’s Commissioner by patorial(m): 1:32pm On Jan 19
EreluRoz:
He can dethrone him, he should thread carefully.

Obi of Onitsha is the most powerful thrown in Igboland o, not all these backyard kingship that a Governor will move anyhow.

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Crime / Re: Native Doctor Arrests/handcuffs Man With Bees In Uganda For Stealing by patorial(m): 4:04pm On Jan 11
verybadmouth:
Forget, charm dey dis life o. No go loose guard oooo

Charm way no fit cuff their president way no gree step down for another man.

Well, I guess money stops nonsense in every country sha.
Agriculture / Re: Help Nairalanders, My Farm Is Going Down by patorial(m): 7:53pm On Jan 10
SocialJustice:
Bla Bla Bla, I don't have to be farmer to know spraying toxic chemicals on plants are bad

Well, you Don't have to become a farmer to understand there are herbicides and insecticides in the farming industry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador Police Arrest Gunmen For Invading TV Studio by patorial(m): 7:13pm On Jan 10
FunkyAlhaji2015:
See how well dressed and well looking the police in Ecuador are. Ecuador fa! Everyone of them has a bulletproof vest with helmet and is neatly dressed. In Nigeria you will see haggard looking bribe seeking men in unkempt uniforms calling themselves police. Only in Nigeria will policemen go to the line of fire without bullet vest or helmets.

Everything is wrong with this country. Donald Trump was right, we are a Shithole


Theses are tactical squad, evert country have a special squad within their police force.
Family / Re: Please How Do I Handle This With My Wife And Her Brother. by patorial(m): 6:48pm On Jan 10
Freethought:


Well, i can boldly say, none of what's in your first paragraph is the case. The boy is comfortable to some extent and i believe i know my wife to some extent.

My only worry is your last paragraph.

Seem like you are not street worthy.

You think a poor man will come up to run you a 3Million Naira street?
Family / Re: Please How Do I Handle This With My Wife And Her Brother. by patorial(m): 6:44pm On Jan 10
EreluRoz:
A teenager calling a married man simp. What faceless forum is causing ehn

I thought I'm the only one that noticed these things.
I'm even more shock OP replied him, though he ignored the insult.
Agriculture / Re: Help Nairalanders, My Farm Is Going Down by patorial(m): 6:32pm On Jan 10
SirLakes:
DD force is not herbicide nah, but insecticide (to kill storage and field insects).

Abi nah herbicide wey dem package as DD force insecticide you buy shocked

Unless that, given that there are adulterated products in the market these days

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