Andyblaze: [color=#000099][b]
1. Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

Enegod: Momma told me women don't fart till
they get married... cause they don't have
assholes till then!!!
Does that mean un married women are
full of shīt?

Abeq who understand wat diz quy z sayinq

vizkiz:

Abeq who understand wat diz quy z sayinq

jmoore: Posted last year on www.nairaland.com/1033183/10-things-girl-must-not

http://m.trueloverelationship-advice.com/2012/08/warning-ladies-10-things-you-must-not.html/?m=1

Andyblaze:


This is significantly different from the thread you're talking about and As you can see there are new members on NL who are seeing this for this first time so #Swerve

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

GentleMimi:
-Some Guys also chew gum like goats.
-Many of the males also form accent phonetics when toasting a fine chick
-Guys also diss there fellow males when they feel like using someone as yeye in the presence of friends
-Guys talk too much abt football,even go to the extent of shouting to get their points acorss....i aint complaining!
-Guys discuss their scoring experiences and how they bleeped a babe...even a babe they cldn't toast due to lack of liver they go claim sey them bleep am.
-Guys sagg their trousers and expose their dirty smelly boxers...
-Some guys are sooo vain,if not wif outlooks,then with material things.
now my good friend,go figure!

Andyblaze: [b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
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sкчscrαρεr™:
Haba sis, trying to dispute the undisputable.

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

GentleMimi:
Lol. I hear you.
By the way,i'm a babe..tienks.

GentleMimi:
-Some Guys also chew gum like goats.
-Many of the males also form accent phonetics when toasting a fine chick
-Guys also diss there fellow males when they feel like using someone as yeye in the presence of friends
-Guys talk too much abt football,even go to the extent of shouting to get their points acorss....i aint complaining!
-Guys discuss their scoring experiences and how they bleeped a babe...even a babe they cldn't toast due to lack of liver they go claim sey them bleep am.
-Guys sagg their trousers and expose their dirty smelly boxers...
-Some guys are sooo vain,if not wif outlooks,then with material things.
now my good friend,go figure!