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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ceo003: 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
id slap her for just 100k even |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by baski92(m): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I no go think am two times |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by pweetyz(f): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Mehn..i will woh.. sharp sharp..without delay after all..we'd share the money la |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by naijafire(m): 10:52pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
my God.. the slap she go receive.. my God.. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:52pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
chibwike: yes |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Suljosh: 10:52pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I will stop assuming. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 10:53pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
elantraceey:Lol..you re the one na...see you on whatsapp jare |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by simdam500(m): 10:55pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
crap |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by JoeCutie(m): 10:57pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Chineke God!!! I'd slap her ehn... Then I'd use #1,000 from the money & buy her MAT-ICE Ice Cream. She'd forget I ever touched her. Trust me. 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by CzarChris(m): 11:01pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Once I tell her the slap will facilitate and speed up the payment of her bride price, dude she'd beg me and even massage my hands so that the slaps won't be stopping anytime soon. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 11:03pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
chibwike: hian , surprise surprise |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by emiye(m): 11:04pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I will slap her double |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 11:04pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
JoeCutie: If na me ehn , the slap wey you go return you all the money tey treat the injury |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ProdigyLoco(m): 11:07pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MyParadise: GOAT, HOW MUCH HAVE U MADE FROM LOVING,IN THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN U ONLY GET FEW CHANCES MAKE THE MOST OF EM, I CAN BET THAT SHE WILL LEAVE U FOR SOMEONE THAT WILL SLAP HER TO MAKE A MILLI |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by slap1(m): 11:07pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
No one would ask me that, my username shows I will certainly do it since it's only a slap. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by JoeCutie(m): 11:11pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
elantraceey:Who you be? Risen from the dead? I already gave you (your moniker) a befitting online burial. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Veckylord(m): 11:12pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
abeautifulchick:i don tell seun make em d collect advert money fast. see as person d do free advert |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by OduntanGabriel(m): 11:16pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
My Lover Will Slap Me For Not Slapping HerMy Lover Will Slap Me For Not Slapping HerMy Lover Will Slap Me For Not Slapping Her |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elderhimself(m): 11:23pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I'd slap her without thinking twice and ask if i'd get more money for extra slaps |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by DNBCrew: 11:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Princecharmin(m): 11:25pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Sheyb na only slap no hard feeling |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by vicadex07(m): 11:26pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
NA THE GIRL GO BY HERSELF CURSE U IF SHE LATER FINDS OUT MONEY WAS INVOLVED AND U DIDNT SLAP HER MyParadise: |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by BotherMleeper(m): 11:34pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
collinsflex: For free sef I'll slap her. Heck, I'd even pay for the privilege. Every woman needs a good smacking to knock some sense into her every time their mouth overrides their brains. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Princecharmin(m): 11:35pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
kehindetayo:him? U gay |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by freecocoa(f): 11:36pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I go slap am sote them go beg me to stop. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
1 million less than 8000 dollars. Thats chicken change bro. Im not slapping anyone for that. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Princecharmin(m): 11:39pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
fabiano09:hypocrites everywhere |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by lovelyadeola(m): 11:48pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Ah ah Many hot SLAPS naw Sebi i go spend it for her too.... |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Kruzilano(m): 11:51pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
I will slap her to coma, nd if she eventually recovers, I will continue from whr I stopped 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by KMB: 12:07am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Imagine your lover is told to slap you for a million |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by olympus121: 12:10am On Jan 03, 2015 |
TerraByte:This one dey ask which currency, what if na Zimbabwean Dollars nko? Una wey like Dollars, na dt time u go prefer Ghana money |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Pamcrest(f): 12:14am On Jan 03, 2015 |
I know d op said "assuming..", but Domestic violence is NOT to be encouraged under any guise....I'm concerned by some of the responses here and we just never know who is behind d keyboard. Abusers usually will latch unto any opportunity to unleash their violent streaks. A slap will usually graduate into a punch then a shot and voila..... a dead mate/spouse My humble submission |
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