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Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by tosyne2much(m): 7:31pm On May 25, 2015
There is a concise expression that the measure you give is the measure you shall receive. (garbage in, garbage out)

Before I start, I want you all to know that no matter how we try embellish pre-marital sex, it will never change the fact that it's EVIL, so all ye Pastors, relax your mind because this is not to lure people into premarital sex (make una no quote Bible for my head oooo) cheesy

And lastly, if you are bereft of good comprehension skills, kindly meet with your neighbour(s) with good comprehension skills for better explanation cool

Here I go

10 Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts

1. She Doesn't Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of people who know you well but may not be in talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn't have church mind, he will also want to mark register cheesy

2. She's Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making

3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace

4. She Turned Him Into A Magad
My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about telling people that he's a maga. He will treat you like a money (use of banaba) and waves goodbye the moment he gets under your skirt

5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so ? Upon say she make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam cheesy

6. You Have Nothing To Offer
GEJ's fruitless administration is not smiling on youths. Even the rich dudes want ladies that will help them economize their money and help draw their life plans. When a lady is always concerned about fixing on eye lashes, Brazilian hair, Silverbird cinema and Ozone layer etc. You don't need T. B Joshua to tell you that the quy in question knows that 5mins pleasure is all you can only offer him

7. Your Boobs Attracted Him
Sometimes, the way you got to meet a lady may determine how the relationship will go (not in all cases though). When the only thing that got a guy attracted to you is your half revealed boobs. He will only see you as sex object and dump your ass after getting under your skirt

8. Telling Him To Promise You Marriage Before You Open Your Legs

I mean who the hell makes such a promise ? I have seen the case of a lady who told my friend to promise her marriage, or else, she will not open her legs. Funny enough, he promised her marriage and waved goodbye after getting under her skirt

9. Unshaved And Odourful Kitty-Cat
If she's so dirty that her body odour smells more than MORTEIN. The guy is left with no choice than to dump her ass after the deed


Feel free to add the last one cheesy

Thanks for reading

Have fun cool


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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by agarawu23(m): 7:31pm On May 25, 2015
you were carried away by his fake personality

ladies and money grin
you met him in a club, he deceived you with his friends cars and luxury items . you fell for him cos you think he is loaded, he noticed you are a gold digger, he deceived you and made you fall in love, he bleeped you as many rounds as possible and he later dump your ass. like seriously are we to blame ? undecided cool

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 7:31pm On May 25, 2015
10 She Is An Icon Of Sex

Some ladies don't really need to tell you they are hungry of sex, merely looking at them, you will see the real definition of sex in them. Who wan marry pvnna wey don wide pass Atlantic ocean?

11 She Asks For Something In Return After Sex

After some couples of lashing, then she come up with something like: Orijin, see i don't have recharge card on my phone again ooo, buy card for me na. . . Then i will gladly remove N750 from my pocket and give it to her coz that's the exact amount i do give oloshos after a long day ministration with them!

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by naijaboiy: 7:32pm On May 25, 2015
As for me when a girl forms "Hard to get" too much i'm definitely going to dump her after i'm done with her. undecided

I have to repay for the stress she put me through. angry

Oga tosyne how fuel matter for your area na? cheesy

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by toys2seven(m): 7:34pm On May 25, 2015
This Article is longer than my battery life. Would read when I see fuel.

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 25, 2015
Lmap grin

Funny write up bro.

Abeg I get 10 litres of fuel to sell @ 5000naira.

Biko. I need money

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 7:36pm On May 25, 2015
toys2seven:
This Article is longer than my battery life. Would read when I see fuel.
Don't worry, by 2019, this thread will still be alive grin

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Princecalm(m): 7:39pm On May 25, 2015
even if you are beautiful, naturally endowed, once he gets under your skirt your days with him are numbered.

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Young4jose: 7:40pm On May 25, 2015
True Talk...........!!!
Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by ronald4lif(m): 7:43pm On May 25, 2015
Learning from the master.

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by toys2seven(m): 7:43pm On May 25, 2015
Orijin101:

Don't worry, by 2019, this thread will still be alive grin


Oh... Aiit then. *returns to queue*

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by winetapper: 7:51pm On May 25, 2015

Online relationship too esp when then then meet and Kim kardashi den turns.. grin
Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by doublewisdom: 7:58pm On May 25, 2015
@ op,Why allude to GEJ In no 6? Warn yasef o!
@ topic, it's just a matter of one down more to go. Ahead ahead.

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MsBliss(f): 7:58pm On May 25, 2015
undecidedBack page material cry

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by emperorchedda(m): 7:59pm On May 25, 2015
No 5. I don't know if it's just me but I can't continue with a girl that initially formed hard to get

When I'm done with it I remember the unnecessary stress she put me through and I cut off the little strings that held the relationship..thats my own way of getting back at her

Not all men will wife you when you put them through unnecessary stress for something you both know he will later get

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MsBliss(f): 8:04pm On May 25, 2015
cooljust here to read comments
Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by MsBliss(f): 8:05pm On May 25, 2015
Op is just trying to justify guys lustful acts .

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 8:06pm On May 25, 2015
Abeg I no fit design font. No battery. No light. No fuel.
Oga tosyne, nice thread cry
Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 8:10pm On May 25, 2015
Really? And guys dont get dumped? undecided

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by tosyne2much(m): 8:11pm On May 25, 2015
I'm surprised the outspoken female romancelanders chose to be silent

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 8:14pm On May 25, 2015
* Sits down.... chewing gum* I'm Here to read comments o.

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Dotwillis1(m): 8:40pm On May 25, 2015
why a Guy wilI dump a Lady After Getting Under her Skirt is Just because the main reason for keepin her in the first pIace is to Get Under her Skirt, and since that has been achieved...

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Jayjay0(m): 8:44pm On May 25, 2015
Seriously when a lady play hard to get for me, i always ensure i get her then bleep her then leave her sorry ass..

Just to prove she's not what she thinks she is.

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Justeenaleo(f): 8:50pm On May 25, 2015
10) Because the ladies want to have free sex too("get under your boxers") and when they are done, they give you signal probably by irritating you and you find them irritating and "dump" them. And then start feeng like boss, loooooooooool

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 8:52pm On May 25, 2015
adeh39:
* Sits down.... chewing gum* I'm Here to read comments o.
Another reason, she chews gum like a prostitute after banging her angry

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Mannylex(m): 8:54pm On May 25, 2015
Justeenaleo:
10) Because the ladies want to have free sex too("get under your boxers"wink and when they are done, they give you signal probably by irritating you and you find them irritating and "dump" them. And then start feeng like boss, loooooooooool


So whose loss is that?




Have no fear; Mannylex is here

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 8:57pm On May 25, 2015
Orijin101:

Another reason, she chews gum like a prostitute after banging her angry

Jeez!!! Did you mistakenly type that or something

No let me change face for you o

* continues chewing gum*

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 8:59pm On May 25, 2015
Justeenaleo:
10) Because the ladies want to have free sex too("get under your boxers"wink and when they are done, they give you signal probably by irritating you and you find them irritating and "dump" them. And then start feeng like boss, loooooooooool
Don't forget having likely parted way with their money too, leave them lol
Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by emperorchedda(m): 9:00pm On May 25, 2015
Jayjay0:
Seriously when a lady play hard to get for me, i always ensure i get her then bleep her then leave her sorry ass..

Just to prove she's not what she thinks she is.
Nothing more, Nothing less
Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by emperorchedda(m): 9:01pm On May 25, 2015
Mannylex:



So whose loss is that?




Have no fear; Mannylex is here
ask am biko
Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 9:03pm On May 25, 2015
adeh39:


Jeez!!! Did you mistakenly type that or something

No let me change face for you o

* continues chewing gum*
Another reason: she still continues chewing gums after several warnings. . . angry

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Re: Why You Should Not Blame Guys Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Nobody: 9:07pm On May 25, 2015
Orijin101:

Another reason: she still continues chewing gums after several warnings. . . angry








* continues chewing the gum loudly*

Warn yourself ooo

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