Gurgle:


Loool I already told you that im the real Dodo for this town na

MrsPhyno:

Now please Gerrout !

MrsPhyno:

Yes nah he's our boy and we're proud of him

Wow which 10 tho. I'm still trying to balance Yoruba and Igbo. Even as an Igbo girl, Yoruba is easier for me to learn.

Hmm yup. I like politics but I don't wanna die before my time so i jus go respect myself and stick to medicine

Okay control all ur urges for my sake

Quite oright. Salute baddo tho, He's the main man killing everything now

H, I, Y, Fulfulde etal...

Yoruba was easier to learn because you lived in the Yoruba ladden community Lagos?

Eh? There is nothing like death before the time my dear, we all are like the desert wave that will terminate rather too unexpectedly 'Violent' or 'gentle'. Dig me?

Medicine? Uh, Are we not another Pierre and Marie? still have mountains to climb tho but I've got the chance to stand on the shoulders of giants so my spirit is held high ;P . You? Where are you?

MrsPhyno:

Fair enough
Are u saying I'm childish lol

Yeah. He did. I don't really know how to describe it I think it's called 'Evangelical'. So a highly missions focused church.

No not that youre childish but that different people feel ready for marriage at different ages, so age isn't really a yardstick for measuring whether you should be married or not

Gurgle:


No not that youre childish but that different people feel ready for marriage at different ages, so age isn't really a yardstick for measuring whether you should be married or not

Lol save this story
I'm childish and proud of it that nah my charm

MrsPhyno:

Lol save this story
I'm childish and proud of it that nah my charm

Yinmuuuuuuuuuuuu

Sabrwahaqqo:

Quite oright. Salute baddo tho, He's the main man killing everything now

H, I, Y, Fulfulde etal...

Yoruba was easier to learn because you lived in the Yoruba ladden community Lagos?

Eh? There is nothing like death before the time my dear, we all are like the desert wave that will terminate rather too unexpectedly 'Violent' or 'gentle'. Dig me?

Medicine? Uh, Are we not another Pierre and Marie? still have mountains to climb tho but I've got the chance to stand on the shoulders of giants so my spirit is held high ;P . You? Where are you?

Baddo-sneh! My sibs love him and they don't understand anything coming out of his mouth

The way u write I swear I have to read it twice sometimes those abbreviations no be here o

Das right. Correct Lasgidi babe I be. Yoruba is sha easier to learn in general IMO

Lol more philosophy.

We? Not much of a Marie Curie cause again, I don't wanna die before my time But I guess that means ur a scientist?

currently in the us sha....

MrsPhyno:

Baddo-sneh! My sibs love him and they don't understand anything coming out of his mouth

The way u write I swear I have to read it twice sometimes those abbreviations no be here o

Das right. Correct Lasgidi babe I be. Yoruba is sha easier to learn in general IMO

Lol more philosophy.

We? Not much of a Marie Curie cause again, I don't wanna die before my time But I guess that means ur a scientist?

currently in the us sha....

Haha! Skeh skeh robo skeh.... All those "dirty 18+ slangs" Thank God dem no grab

I'm a learner I know, abeg no yhab me

I concur

Am sorry

Gbagaun! Your brain no go relegate.
US is a very big country, which state you dey jare!

Sabrwahaqqo:

Haha! Skeh skeh robo skeh.... All those "dirty 18+ slangs" Thank God dem no grab

I'm a learner I know, abeg no yhab me

I concur

Am sorry

Gbagaun! Your brain no go relegate.
US is a very big country, which state you dey jare!

Translate am abeg I love 18+ slang

No be yabbing na hailing

My brain needs rebooting..... School go soon resume

Lol one state like that for the North East side jor

MrsPhyno:

Translate am abeg I love 18+ slang

No be yabbing na hailing

My brain needs rebooting..... School go soon resume

Lol one state like that for the North East side jor

Hmmm! I been fasting 40 days n nights abeg


Wen I turn mumu, in case you don't know, I no get tribal mark for face oo


When me still have months to go, will miss you oh

Don't tell me it's New York. You go be one rugged 'nigaress'- my engrish then so, how New Yo?

Sabrwahaqqo:

Hmmm! I been fasting 40 days n nights abeg


Wen I turn mumu, in case you don't know, I no get tribal mark for face oo


When me still have months to go, will miss you oh

Don't tell me it's New York. You go be one rugged 'nigaress'- my engrish then so, how New Yo?

Looool I go make u sin o so forget that fast

Tribal mark dey imply mumuishness? No nah

Lol yeah i go be doing ghost mode like phyno said 'u no dey see me' so enjoy me while I'm here

Hmmmm u may be right sha

MrsPhyno:

Looool I go make u sin o so forget that fast

Tribal mark dey imply mumuishness? No nah

Lol yeah i go be doing ghost mode like phyno said 'u no dey see me' so enjoy me while I'm here

Hmmmm u may be right sha

Hehehehe! Be like say you wan playfully play my fast away hun? I no go gree walahi!

Haha! Maybe because you're off-trend sha. The new simile for mumu is Sanyeri ( the owala from Oyo)


Save that you're a sweet orange, I no dey enjoi any other fruit.


Issorite, as expected. Boredom made me register for nairaland sef, if I resume ehn, na to logout and delete nairaland app from my device oo ... lol


BTW, pls jst tell me when I don dey cross my boundary cos I fear phyno no be small - I no want celeb wahala o!

Sabrwahaqqo:

Hehehehe! Be like say you wan playfully play my fast away hun? I no go gree walahi!

Haha! Maybe because you're off-trend sha. The new simile for mumu is Sanyeri ( the owala from Oyo)


Save that you're a sweet orange, I no dey enjoi any other fruit.


Issorite, as expected. Boredom made me register for nairaland sef, if I resume ehn, na to logout and delete nairaland app from my device oo ... lol


BTW, pls jst tell me when I don dey cross my boundary cos I fear phyno no be small - I no want celeb wahala o!

Loool playfully play. U wan quote me abi kontinu o

Yeah I'm off trend I admit what's an owala?

Are you saying that if I'm gone you'll have no one I'm touched

Looool it can be our secret phyno no go know (him no send me self or know of my existence )

MrsPhyno:

Loool playfully play. U wan quote me abi kontinu o

Yeah I'm off trend I admit what's an owala?

Are you saying that if I'm gone you'll have no one I'm touched

Looool it can be our secret phyno no go know (him no send me self or know of my existence )

, that's how I roll, too bad aint Rolls Royce


Owala - some1 wd tribal mark


, Again, my msg u no get! , f*ck it anyway


LoL, secret? You mean open secret?

Sabrwahaqqo:

, that's how I roll, too bad aint Rolls Royce


Owala - some1 wd tribal mark


, Again, my msg u no get! , f*ck it anyway


LoL, secret? You mean open secret?

Lol see this one forming rapper You can't compete with Baba Igbo or Daddy Miliano so go sit down jare
Speaking of them, how did u feel about their joint album

Lol is our secret nah whaddya mean No be only us dey here

MrsPhyno:

Lol see this one forming rapper You can't compete with Baba Igbo or Daddy Miliano so go sit down jare
Speaking of them, how did u feel about their joint album

Lol is our secret nah whaddya mean No be only us dey here

, buh me sef dey try o.... Gat 'em punchlines and hard bars in abundance. Just that science is my first love so I put music for bench and only use it when am in this kind of mode, ( to impress or suppress)

Oh! Quite fab buh not wdaut dents.
However, I see it as a symbol of 'unity in diversity' smh smh

Eh? Wall get ear nah and our window is not closed, so amebos get chance to peep. . Imagine what hapind ystday.... Dint know you're that resilient. You handlEd the game killers (lions) alone like Samson. #Thumbs up.

Sabrwahaqqo:


, buh me sef dey try o.... Gat 'em punchlines and hard bars in abundance. Just that science is my first love so I put music for bench and only use it when am in this kind of mode, ( to impress or suppress)

Oh! Quite fab buh not wd dents.
However, I see it as a symbol of 'unity in diversity' smh smh

Eh? Wall get ear nah and our window is not closed, so amebos get chance to peep. . Imagine what hapind ystday.... Dint know you're that resilient. You handlEd the game killers (lions) alone like Samson. #Thumbs up.

Ghen ghen
So you na multitalented individual abi nice one I hail Would you ever actually consider being a musician (I'm not encouraging that o)
Me too self dey rap sha

Hmm what was your favourite song on the album. Mine na Real Ni**a
I know say someone like you will choose 'Ladi'

Haha wetin dey to peep at. How many times do I have to tell you I'm very resilient. You wan try me ni

MrsPhyno:

Ghen ghen
So you na multitalented individual abi nice one I hail Would you ever actually consider being a musician (I'm not encouraging that o)
Me too self dey rap sha

Hmm what was your favourite song on the album. Mine na Real Ni**a
I know say someone like you will choose 'Ladi'

Haha wetin dey to peep at. How many times do I have to tell you I'm very resilient. You wan try me ni

Eh? Music wetin? Nooo! If at all sha I'll prefer doing it tha birdman way. #usually behind the scene so I'll just be 'that niqqa wid a whole lot a money' .


Hehehehe!, Wetin give u dat impression ? Am I that co cky? Anyway, its koba koba




;o, despite all those speculations?? That guy that came even threatened to beat me up don't you get? Why is he so pained??
LoL, iam just teasing and kidding ni jor.... Stop acting like yo Nicky and beyoncE gademit ;p

MrsPhyno:

Ghen ghen
So you na multitalented individual abi nice one I hail Would you ever actually consider being a musician (I'm not encouraging that o)
Me too self dey rap sha

Hmm what was your favourite song on the album. Mine na Real Ni**a
I know say someone like you will choose 'Ladi'

Haha wetin dey to peep at. How many times do I have to tell you I'm very resilient. You wan try me ni

Eh? Music wetin? Nooo! If at all sha I'll prefer doing it tha birdman way. #usually behind the scene so I'll just be 'that niqqa wid a whole lot a money' .


Hehehehe!, Wetin give u dat impression ? Am I that co cky? Anyway, its koba koba




;o, despite all those speculations?? That guy that came even threatened to beat me up don't you get? Why is he so pained??
LoL, iam just teasing and kidding ni jor.... Stop acting like yo Nicky and beyoncE gademit

Sabrwahaqqo:


Eh? Music wetin? Nooo! If at all sha I'll prefer doing it tha birdman way. #usually behind the scene so I'll just be 'that niqqa wid a whole lot a money' .


Hehehehe!, Wetin give u dat impression ? Am I that co cky? Anyway, its koba koba




;o, despite all those speculations?? That guy that came even threatened to beat me up don't you get? Why is he so pained??
LoL, iam just teasing and kidding ni jor.... Stop acting like yo Nicky and beyoncE gademit

Hmm! So you like money
This guy ur head dey there o
I don't like people who don't like money

Loooool I go keep quiet for dat one. Koba koba means what. That one is pretty much an olamide ft. Phyno for about 10seconds song
But it's nice sha good taste

Who and who is speculating what and what
Who is threatening to beat u up?
Looool I no be bey I'm actually a person with a lot of humility can't u tell

MrsPhyno:

Hmm! So you like money
This guy ur head dey there o
I don't like people who don't like money

Loooool I go keep quiet for dat one. Koba koba means what. That one is pretty much an olamide ft. Phyno for about 10seconds song
But it's nice sha good taste

Who and who is speculating what and what
Who is threatening to beat u up?
Looool I no be bey I'm actually a person with a lot of humility can't u tell

Eheh! I don't like money, I love it body and soul

Yes, I have a good taste in most things ....


Feigning ignorance of who and who I'm talkin 'bout huh? - you try but your trayal ish not enof

Humility kwa? Hmmmm! Maybe there is a new definition for humility... For now, Can tell that yo a girl that will cause trouble in nursing homes when you're old .

Sabrwahaqqo:


Eheh! I don't like money, I love it body and soul

Yes, I have a good taste in most things ....


Feigning ignorance of who and who I'm talkin 'bout huh? - you try but your trayal ish not enof

Humility kwa? Hmmmm! Maybe there is a new definition for humility... For now, Can tell that yo a girl that will cause trouble in nursing homes when you're old .

Nawaaaa this is the first time I'm meeting someone like myself in that aspect
Loving money body soul and spirit
Owo ni koko ooooo

Hmm who told u? Dey dere o Mr GoodTaste

I seriously don't have a clue as to who you're referring to

Loooool my children would never put me in one of those, when them no be bastards! I'm a person with a lot of humility who likes causing a bit of trouble now and then

MrsPhyno:

Nawaaaa this is the first time I'm meeting someone like myself in that aspect
Loving money body soul and spirit
Owo ni koko ooooo

Hmm who told u? Dey dere o Mr GoodTaste

I seriously don't have a clue as to who you're referring to

Loooool my children would never put me in one of those, when them no be bastards! I'm a person with a lot of humility who likes causing a bit of trouble now and then

Owo ni koko, omo ni jigi, alafia ni daddy won.

I like beta tinz and dasit. I don't know if you're Madam Badtaste sha.

Loooool, see dis gyal ooo... So, whr dem go put you wen ur wahala don get too much esp if you don age so tey u require special attention.... BTW, how long do'u wanna stay alive? 150 or 200 yrs?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Owo ni koko, omo ni jigi, alafia ni daddy won.

I like beta tinz and dasit. I don't know if you're Madam Badtaste sha.

Loooool, see dis gyal ooo... So, whr dem go put you wen ur wahala don get too much esp if you don age so tey u require special attention.... BTW, how long do'u wanna stay alive? 150 or 200 yrs?

All these songs u dey sing I no sabi am at allllll

Lol who no like beta tin make I see. I have good taste co'mon warra u talking about

U wan dodge my question abi. Well done o

I wan do competition with Methuselah

MrsPhyno:

All these songs u dey sing I no sabi am at allllll

Lol who no like beta tin make I see. I have good taste co'mon warra u talking about

U wan dodge my question abi. Well done o

I wan do competition with Methuselah

Na me jez compose am for you to shake ur booty to


Wen u too was telling me what's not when I was yarning u da truest tory nko

It skipped my mind ni jare, na Gurgle and her accomplice wey wan pour sand insyd our fyn Garri. .... The guy get liver sef He jez dey squeeze mad woman breast anyhow. I was just pitying and wasn't in my red eye cum brutality mode then, and I also wasn't suRe if he's your big bro. Lols


Chai! That one is also interesting lol, na to dey sundry u every morning till evening .... And your eyes go see wetin mouth no go fit talk hehehe!

Sabrwahaqqo:


Na me jez compose am for you to shake ur booty to


Wen u too was telling me what's not when I was yarning u da truest tory nko

It skipped my mind ni jare, na Gurgle and her accomplice wey wan pour sand insyd our fyn Garri. .... The guy get liver sef He jez dey squeeze mad woman breast anyhow. I was just pitying and wasn't in my red eye cum brutality mode then, and I also wasn't suRe if he's your big bro. Lols


Chai! That one is also interesting lol, na to dey sundry u every morning till evening .... And your eyes go see wetin mouth no go fit talk hehehe!

Lol stop mentioning my name joor

Unless you guys are doing your introduction, wine-carrying, church or court wedding, no call me again because Im not interested in the wooing stage

cc MrsPhyno (glad you finally found your own man )

Gurgle:


Lol stop mentioning my name joor

Unless you guys are doing your introduction, wine-carrying, church or court wedding, no call me again because Im not interested in the wooing stage

cc MrsPhyno (glad you finally found your own man )

You talk too much

Sabrwahaqqo:


Na me jez compose am for you to shake ur booty to


Wen u too was telling me what's not when I was yarning u da truest tory nko

It skipped my mind ni jare, na Gurgle and her accomplice wey wan pour sand insyd our fyn Garri. .... The guy get liver sef He jez dey squeeze mad woman breast anyhow. I was just pitying and wasn't in my red eye cum brutality mode then, and I also wasn't suRe if he's your big bro. Lols


Chai! That one is also interesting lol, na to dey sundry u every morning till evening .... And your eyes go see wetin mouth no go fit talk hehehe!

/shakes booty/

Okay I'm sorry I believe you sir. Hope ur happy now

Ahh SpoiledPlantain yeah true dat one dey jus do anyhow no mind am along with Gaaargle
I don't know him from Adam older brother ko....
"Red eye cum brutality mode" chaiii the way you talk tho I had to reread that like 3 times

You know say as I get specs so my eyes no too dey see like dat......
I go just remove am

MrsPhyno:

/shakes booty/

Okay I'm sorry I believe you sir. Hope ur happy now

Ahh SpoiledPlantain yeah true dat one dey jus do anyhow no mind am along with Gaaargle
I don't know him from Adam older brother ko....
"Red eye cum brutality mode" chaiii the way you talk tho I had to reread that like 3 times

You know say as I get specs so my eyes no too dey see like dat......
I go just remove am

LoL. But do you know how to clap tha booty? clapping booties makes me go wild and razz

Ok, if that's how he knows how to talk, am cool.
LoL, this will be yur second time af complaining on how I express my thoughts can u pls enlighten me on what's wrong?, Why it's hard for you to easily decipher ?

LoLs, so you think you will be able to cope without your 3rd and 4th eyes? .... Just praying you won't be taking tit for tat.

BTW, How's been your day so far?

Sabrwahaqqo:

LoL. But do you know how to clap tha booty? clapping booties makes me go wild and razz

Ok, if that's how he knows how to talk, am cool.
LoL, this will be yur second time af complaining on how I express my thoughts can u pls enlighten me on what's wrong?, Why it's hard for you to easily decipher ?

LoLs, so you think you will be able to cope without your 3rd and 4th eyes? .... Just praying you won't be taking tit for tat.

BTW, How's been your day so far?

I no dey that clapping level yet sha
I go learn am to control u

I'm not complaining I'm just in awe. U say things in the most roundabout and complex way I've ever seen
I find it really complex but interesting at the same time I'm gonna start imitating u

U dey wear specs?
Trust me I believe in: u do me I do u, God no go vex

It's been a bit busy sha but pretty good urs nko

MrsPhyno:

I no dey that clapping level yet sha
I go learn am to control u

I'm not complaining I'm just in awe. U say things in the most roundabout and complex way I've ever seen
I find it really complex but interesting at the same time I'm gonna start imitating u

U dey wear specs?
Trust me I believe in: u do me I do u, God no go vex

It's been a bit busy sha but pretty good urs nko

Learn? If it's that you'll teach yaself, No problem but if na to say you go need an alpha positive's guide, hmmmm, I no trust those white and semi black kids and 'em pranks. So, I'll prefer that you wait so I can guide u and tell u when yo doin' it right myself. #iam the over-possessive type and don't toy with whatever I decide to cherish


Ohoh! I will blush 4 u oo. , cos iam feeling like you're taking me to heaven seven by d way you're over hyping my simple style o. LoL, Thanks for those sweet words anyway, it literarily untied a knot in ma throat loosened the muscles af my face and opened the gate of my mouth, exposing my whites in their full brilliance giving the chance for a mild giggle to escape


Nope,Thanks to Vitamin A supplements .
Lmao! #God no go vex - but I think God is too busy to have time for vex, that's why we've angels with us everywhere we go jotting down our givings and misgivings ;P

Sabrwahaqqo:


Learn? If it's that you'll teach yaself, No problem but if na to say you go need an alpha positive's guide, hmmmm, I no trust those white and semi black kids and 'em pranks. So, I'll prefer that you wait so I can guide u and tell u when yo doin' it right myself. #iam the over-possessive type and don't toy with whatever I decide to cherish


Ohoh! I will blush 4 u oo. , cos iam feeling like you're taking me to heaven seven by d way you're over hyping my simple style o. LoL, Thanks for those sweet words anyway, it literarily untied a knot in ma throat loosened the muscles af my face and opened the gate of my mouth, exposing my whites in their full brilliance giving the chance for a mild giggle to escape


Nope,Thanks to Vitamin A supplements .
Lmao! #God no go vex - but I think God is too busy to have time for vex, that's why we've angels with us everywhere we go jotting down our givings and misgivings ;P

I can only laugh I no get wetin to talk o
Na me dem cherish so? Don't make me blush

Yeah issorait no faint here Remember I can wind for Africa so be wary. It's true sha u have a unique writing style that I loooiiike

Vitamin A supplements couldn't save me sha I think it's genetic in my case
I like to think angels are actually there to catch me when I'm bout to fall not their to be up all on everything bad thing I do