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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by skfa1: 9:09pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
mordtonia:BB is called Baby Boo |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Idrismusty97: What point is this ? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by tizzleseun(m): 9:09pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Guyz!!! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Idrismusty97(m): 9:10pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:Never mind. Sorry. 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by yinkuscious(m): 9:10pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I saw u in my dream, while I was fetching, u just appeared and u assisted me to carry a bucket of water. When I woke up, I got to understand that u are my help mate.. Lol 7 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:10pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
• Hi, you look familiar.. Do you have an elder sister/brother in this school? • I saw your picture on my friend's phone. I just stopped you to confirm if you are the real person. • Excuse me!! Do you have a First Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Growing up was fun, mehn .. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by mobi5592: 9:10pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain: now that smile...so adorable. Even had to send you an email, something i never did. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by skfa1: 9:12pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
As soon as I saw u,my mind told me that u love me. Lol see lie |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by front247: 9:12pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
my guy told me u ar d only cockcroach in my cupboard |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:12pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Idrismusty97: Its fine. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Oluboonmi(f): 9:14pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Na so one guy I sat with in Maruwa 2weeks ago tapped me, I turned, then, "Hello" I said hi, I face front. Next thing, "Please, is your name Jummy? You look like somebody that came to look for job in my office" My mouth just hung open without my consent. I replied politely that I'm not Jummy, then I heard "Ok, you look like her. Can I have your number? Another one(this one was like 2years ago), I was even thinking of giving him a favourable answer, until he said, " I'm a gift to any lady that dates me". Guys and yeye toasting abilities. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:15pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
eddiesaint:LoL! |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by orfegater(m): 9:15pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
d poster dnt knew hw to toast nd want to learn frm u guys, me no giv am mine |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:15pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
eddiesaint:LoL! |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by lyterydim(m): 9:16pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
icewinz:Since you have no witness use really said all those stuff, and the girl repled,if I worth that my father wud have sold me,guy yhu can lie ooooooo |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Henrygreat212(m): 9:16pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I can remember approaching a girl when I was still in the Uni, inside the campus starting with like ure beautiful and I know u from English department.. am in 3 Level, History Dept blah blah blah...Only for her to tell me that she just got employed in History dept two weeks ago and will be teaching 3 level students of History and international relations....that made me speechless and o never new when I followed her down to her office without saying a word....well we later became friends but that made me never to start full introduction first when meeting a lady for the first time....never came to her Class till I graduated from 3level....my dum*** moment toasting a girl 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Jephz(m): 9:18pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I was like. .... baby d 1st day I saw ur beauty... I polluted buh I coded she was like...gerrah here nw!!! me: woke up been dreaming 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:19pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
But what is toasting I only know toasting machine |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ladyF(f): 9:21pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
nobody dey toast me |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by SUPOL(m): 9:21pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Oluboonmi:got me crackin |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Ibiblaze(m): 9:21pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Me. Hey I have money Her. Hey I have my hrt body and soul |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:22pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by jonaifame22(m): 9:24pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Sleekyshuga:ooops very beautiful legs u have there, do u preach? cos the bible says beautiful are the feet of those who preach the gospel! 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by mira4u: 9:24pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I see you in my dreams everytime I close my eyes. You appear like an angel each time I dream, hence you are the one for me. I was like "go back to your malaria dream, m damn sure you will see the face clearly this time cos its definitely not my face you saw. 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:Grabbing your ass? like randomly? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Oluboonmi(f): 9:25pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Na so one guy I sat with in Maruwa 2weeks ago tapped me, I turned, then, "Hello" I said hi, I face front. Next thing, "Please, is your name Jummy? You look like somebody that came to look for job in my office" My mouth just hung open without my consent. I replied politely that I'm not Jummy, then I heard "Ok, you look like her. Can I have your number? Another one(this one was like 2years ago), I was even thinking of giving him a favourable answer, until he said, " I'm a gift to any lady that dates me". Guys and yeye toasting abilities. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by BroRhema(m): 9:26pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I percieve lies and fabrications. If i was to use an imaginary lie detector, it wud beeb from d OP to d last person dat commentd.. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Emmayen(m): 9:27pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
ddaammyy:lie lie |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by 1freshdude: 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
When I try to pick up chicks I go a bit funny because lot of chicks have confidence issues,he's too cocky is their favorite sentence. I meet this sweet babe who just made her hair and is about leaving the saloon and I be like...you hair is so beautiful...She's like thank you (I am a very handsome man with much much swagger) next i say you just started working here? Omo she was confused and started to explain herself o, nah so I take chance the babe. When I ask for the digit nah so she rush punch am, I swear e complete 11! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
blublahd: Yeah. Guys have no shame I remember once I was going out for ladies day and I was walking on the pavement with my friend and we crossed the road at the traffic light. And when we reached the half way pavement thingy one guy honked his car. Brings out a 50 note out the window and goes I'll give you this if you do that walk again. Like what the actual Bleep. I wanted to shove it in his mouth. Mannerless fool. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by HDee(m): 9:29pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Michellla:you're a badass 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
CaroLyner:.Heard thay first from Will Smith in Fresh Prince of Bellair....Back then when T.V was so Much Fun |
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