Ishilove:

I mean, of what use is it? The best payback is moving on and being happy

BUHARIISCURSED:
So where is the revenge as you no FVCK am, toto na toto but all get unique taste

Go blow the gal and come and edit this rubbish you wrote, karma is still waiting to be served you only did kar go and add ma

Ola17:

You sound like a sore loser man, so how did you pay her back by lavishing money on another lady in another man's business (Shop.Rité).

I sure say you no even see d second girl kongo shine.

Cutecharlz:
Mine happened way back in the university days. I meet a lady we decided to date. Things went down well not until she started receiving dirty advice from ur room mate to rip me huge some for some material things. She came to my house and claimed she was pregnant for me....as a Jew man I as so scared and terrified that I will be a father at my second yr in univ. I seemed her opinion on what to do and she came up with d&c thing.. I enquired hw much it might cost and she said 10k "imagine 10k in the year 2005 which was my one month feeding money"...I gave her the 10k and after a week she came back and we continued the relationship again. I was so nice and bought good things for her; so bcoz of my good gesture she finally opened up that she wasn't pregnant and just needed money for some bags and material stuff...I felt jilted and betrayed coz if she had asked me to get the items she used the money for, I would hv gladly done so....
After say 5 months she called me that she is pregnant and it was for real, I quietly acted ignorant...she bugged and disturbed me abt it and I simply told her to use the 10k she ripped me off the previous time to sort herself out. That was the end of the relationship.... Ones beaten twice shy.....

smokedfish:
There was this girl..met her in a group chat,asked her out n you guys know the rest na...

Fast forward after givin her all the necessary attention and care including getting her personal stuffs. Name it..ladies know it including a job...she was comfortable..this was sumone that was selling potatoes by the road side n hid it frm me until i found out n decided to get sumtin beta fr her cz it was complains upon complains..
Got her a decent job with a secondary school cert..a job dt pays more dn dose wit certs...

Then all of a sudden,the gal now has an xcuse telling me i didn't care enof and i hardly give her attention and dnt hv her tym...

Am cool o.. very cool..

Then i begged n begged f wich i had ma plan in ma mind...after she now changed her mind n was now telling me she is datin anoda guy (a kid that can bearly feed himself)..told her no p

She came n spent d nyt..after all d nyt waka,woke up 6 n told her to pack her tins n get out...she was now lafin tinkin i was jokin..told her to stand up n pack her self outta of ma place...of wich she did cryn...i didnt care...


It didnt stop dia
The boy now got ma numba n was forming a frnd wot me on watsapp...called a friend of mine n arranged with her...now the guy in particular is a boy boy yo d gal i set him up with...

I really wanted to say 'Praise d lord'
Buh shii
..d feeling is perfect...even d job now,d oga said she has attitude n he was standing her cz f me buh since we nt togeda,he goan fire her....

And me,since i never cared,i told him its his business n he is free to do wt pleases him

PS:i never cared...not that i am wicked o

Cutecharlz:
Mine happened way back in the university days. I meet a lady we decided to date. Things went down well not until she started receiving dirty advice from ur room mate to rip me huge some for some material things. She came to my house and claimed she was pregnant for me....as a Jew man I as so scared and terrified that I will be a father at my second yr in univ. I seemed her opinion on what to do and she came up with d&c thing.. I enquired hw much it might cost and she said 10k "imagine 10k in the year 2005 which was my one month feeding money"...I gave her the 10k and after a week she came back and we continued the relationship again. I was so nice and bought good things for her; so bcoz of my good gesture she finally opened up that she wasn't pregnant and just needed money for some bags and material stuff...I felt jilted and betrayed coz if she had asked me to get the items she used the money for, I would hv gladly done so....
After say 5 months she called me that she is pregnant and it was for real, I quietly acted ignorant...she bugged and disturbed me abt it and I simply told her to use the 10k she ripped me off the previous time to sort herself out. That was the end of the relationship.... Ones beaten twice shy.....

so what happened next?? Was the pregnacy yours??

dheilaw1:
a friend of mine once dated my girlfriend, though the girl and I were on the verge of breaking up, the guy knew what was going on so he rode on that to date the girl, after a few weeks they both went their different ways, I later found out from both of them that they never had sex but I didn't give a damn. 5 years later, I camped the guy's girlfriend in my house for 3 days and f***d da hell out of her while the guy was away. he found out and asked me about it, I told him it was a pay back for what he did 5 years ago. Case closed

boolet:
It was a funny instant one. When I just got to New York some years back, I didn't know my way around so I decided to ask for help from a worker at the subway.

Me: Please where is the platform for trains going to Manhattan(with my heavy accent)

Her: You mean Manhattan (mn̩hætn̩)?

Her attitude was mad, she pointed to the platform with unconcern and walked away. I took out my pen and wrote Adámásingbà on a piece of paper and approached her like the naive African boy looking for directions.

Me: Could you please pronounce this for me?

Her: Ather-...(jaw drops)

Me: Don't stress, that is Yoruba (chuckle and walk away)

tosyne2much:
[i] I'm coming back