Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,158,264 members, 7,836,200 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 10:56 PM |
Nairaland Forum / 0luwatope's Profile / 0luwatope's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (of 16 pages)
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Snoring Partner??? by 0luwatope(m): 10:39pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Find a working microphone, place the microphone towards his/her mouth. Then place the speaker in a way she can hear anysound she makes when sleeping. You will need to sleep elsewhere during this experiment... |
Romance / Re: Please I Need Matured Advice Only, I Dont Need Anyone To Insult Me!!!urgent by 0luwatope(m): 10:19pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Help Me Out Please.....details Inside by 0luwatope(m): 10:16pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Eeeyahh OP, i know how it feels to be a fool, take heart bro. Sorry bro, i almost cry especially when you said your dick is rising. I know you can't be stupid till you die, God will do something about your stupidity IJN |
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons You Should Marry A Working-Class Lady by 0luwatope(m): 10:10pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Please Advice!!!i Cant Even Concentrate At Work by 0luwatope(m): 10:09pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
phylp:i swear to God i know how you feel. Be more interactive your friends, or better still, let some close friends live with you for a while. Btw, are you her father?? Why did u invest in her when you don't own her? |
Romance / Re: I Need Your Candid Advise. by 0luwatope(m): 9:42pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
I stand to be corrected, i advice according to my instincs. Married? Firstly marriage is kinda everlasting so you just to forgive and forget even if its hard but let her know how hard it is for you to forgive her. About that 4 kids, you may decide not to allow them in ur aoz since you were not aware b4 marriage and if u are nice enough, allow them(consider ur financial ability). Your wife needs to be idonno, you should just leave her, she didnt tell u bcuz she was afraid of loosing u i guess.... |
Romance / Re: 8 Absolutely Romantic Ways To Say ‘I Love You’ Without Saying A Word by 0luwatope(m): 9:29pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Nice list, has any of your boo did all these to you? |
Politics / Re: TO SEUN: A Tip From Igbo To Taking Nairaland To Another Level by 0luwatope(m): 9:46am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Activityj:creating different tribe sections is like creating a battle ground for home and away attacks. Imagine other tribe enter your tribe section and start posting nonsense, then one of you will give poster a reply and that is how the tribal war will start |
Politics / Re: TO SEUN: A Tip From Igbo To Taking Nairaland To Another Level by 0luwatope(m): 9:41am On Aug 26, 2015 |
cybertyrant:seun will give u a reply similar to mine in a very nice way. What do you know about managing a website self? Post this shit on wapmasters section and they will tell you what you don't know. Wait, you call this help? Nigerians only help when you are at the top, when you are still hustling, they will just keep looking at you telling you your idea won't work... SMH, make mod com delete this yeye thread jare |
Politics / Re: Buhari Blames Escalation Of Subsidies On Past Govt- Vanguard by 0luwatope(m): 8:32am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Could This Be Love? PHOTO by 0luwatope(m): 8:26am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Politics / Re: TO SEUN: A Tip From Igbo To Taking Nairaland To Another Level by 0luwatope(m): 8:13am On Aug 26, 2015 |
cybertyrant:do you know what is called a platform, Google have so many platform e.g google, googledrive, googlemap, google+, gmail, adsense, adwords, e.t.c which are different from each other entirely. Adding all these thing to only google.com is just confusion 1 Like |
Politics / Re: TO SEUN: A Tip From Igbo To Taking Nairaland To Another Level by 0luwatope(m): 7:29am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Obrigardo:lol... Blog?? Any website whey dem dey read na blog... Wait who knows that twitter is a blog? |
Politics / Re: TO SEUN: A Tip From Igbo To Taking Nairaland To Another Level by 0luwatope(m): 7:15am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Let me answer you on behalf of seun, he might answer later. No1. A forum is different from a social network. Including a chat to a social network cant be accepted by geeks. No2. This is a forum bro, a game room like that of 2go or what? There is what we call audience target. Majority of members on nairaland are grown ups and how would you expect a grownup to patronise a game room? No3. Is a better advice No4. I don't understand the kind of connection you are talking about. No5. Deleting any users account is just a lame opinion i must confess, so many users registered 2008-2010 and left, they came back 2013-2015 and met their account intact, its realibility bro. No6. This idea is ok No7. Is manageable No8. A chatroom on a forum?? Maybe seun can answer this No9. Do you know why kids are on 2go, because of star progress. We have little kids on nairaland, a star level won't make any sense |
Jokes Etc / My Hilarious Birthday Drama by 0luwatope(m): 7:03am On Aug 26, 2015 |
365 days ago.. Around 1:30am, i layed on my bed with one eye fully closed and the other eye half-closed looking at my phone to watch two more episodes of the korean series before going to sleep. At a point in time, i felt like my eye balls were getting bigger and i could bearly read the subtitles. Even my ears were malfunctioning because i heard "sai buhari" like 5 times in that korean series. The next thing i heard was that the griiiin griiiin of my phone when i discovered its morning already and guess what, it was a birthday text message from a close friend. There is this presentation i had to present at school by 10:00am sharp so i have to be there latest 9:30am. I smiled and look at the wall clock in my room and suddenly the cute smile disappeared. Yeee, Moku, nine twenty (9:20am)!! Sometimes you can't trust wall clocks so i checked my phone. Blood of Jesus, nine thirty (9:30am)!!!.. I shouted and jumped off my bed, ran outside to fetch water when i met mummy bobo. She was a kind of woman that can greet the hell out of one's life. I replied all her statements with "fine" even when she asked, "which course are you studing?" and "do you have lectures this morning?". When i reached where to fetch water, I joined the queue and patiently waited for my turn to fetch. We were not much there, just 9 of us. This made me realise the usefulness of magic. I just wished i were merlin or any of those nollywood witches. As soon as i fetched water, i raced back to my crib. Just as i was about to enter the bathroom, i hit the bucket against the door, glided left and right to save the bucket of water like my life depended on it but the bucket eventually broke and spllllaaaasssshhh, you should understand what happened to the water. I stared at the bucket with all kinds of magical thoughts. I thought of running into Mummy Bobo's house to carry any bucket of water i come across but i just don't have the courage of doing that. Na by force to bathe everyday?? No be by force jawe. Afterall i bath yesterday. I cleaned my oily face with towel, wear everything wear-able, pack my bag and vóila, i'm good to go. It was already 10:05am but i seem not to worry(lateness is in our blood. We know ourselves). I wen't as far as my compound when i remembered my computer manual is still in my room. What is a computer manual? A computer manual is a small printed book sold by our computer lecturer for just 500naira which serves as the international passort for attending computer classes. It contains stuffs like; how to switch on a computer, how to reboot a computer, how to work on microsoft word and the likes. Back to the matter, i turned my room upside down looking for the computer manual. I found nothing but nylons of buscuits and sweets, dead cockroaches, big spiders and betting slips. Its a normal thing for guys anyway. With a mixed feeling of anger and sadness, my boo called me. We had a lame convo until she said all lecturers are having a meeting with the VC. What a relief, i layed on my bed for some time, arranged my room, take a 30mins satisfactory bath and wen't out celebrate my birthday with friends. Guess what, Today is my birthday!! Wish me well, you may drop some likes here. Happy birthday TemiTope cc: lalasticlala cc: all nairalanders 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Worst Toilet Experience by 0luwatope(m): 4:59pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Are you trying to be funny? |
Webmasters / Re: Website Not Opening On Opera Pls Help by 0luwatope(m): 4:19pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
smileyyy:topefunofficial@gmail.com |
Webmasters / Re: Website Not Opening On Opera Pls Help by 0luwatope(m): 9:29am On Aug 24, 2015 |
Check the spelling.... You missed a letter on your domain, or when it displays could not locate remote server, try checking the url its refering to... Or better still drop ur site url lemme check it owt, i swear i won't ditch u *winks* |
Romance / Re: See What She Typed To Me..plis Help To Decypher It (screenshots) by 0luwatope(m): 6:31pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Sometimes you can't trust all these android phones, you type fun they display f*ck |
Webmasters / Re: Bloggers by 0luwatope(m): 9:36am On Aug 23, 2015 |
vickylois:08104422662, just text |
Webmasters / Re: Bloggers by 0luwatope(m): 11:05pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
vickylois:i feel like helping you, am Temitope living in Akure, Ondo state, a web programmer/designer and i feel like helping you with anything you want about blogging. Can you drop any suitable contact details. Email or phone |
Webmasters / Re: Bloggers by 0luwatope(m): 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
vickylois: |
Romance / Re: I'm 27 Loving A 17 Year Old!!! Pls Help.. by 0luwatope(m): 4:14pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Age is just a number but 27-17 is way not cool at all. Taking a close look at it... If you were the father or mother of that girl, would you even allow your 17 year old girl to date a 27 year old man? Its too much abeg 11 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: Moderator Needed For My Website Urgently by 0luwatope(m): 4:08pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Must u copy nairaland? Be creative bro 1 Like |
Programming / Re: PHP Or Javascript by 0luwatope(m): 11:22am On Aug 21, 2015 |
TOmmyJidex:abi i no understand js again ni, my wesite is 95% php and 5% js. I used js for the current year and datz all |
Programming / Re: PHP Or Javascript by 0luwatope(m): 11:21am On Aug 21, 2015 |
TOmmyJidex: |
Programming / Re: Check Out My Website And Review It by 0luwatope(m): 11:19am On Aug 21, 2015 |
People are kinda nice here... Had it been the webmasters where the conk geeks are in, they would have ditched u badly.... Ur sitez blury, but color is ok. Work on ur css especially the display: block; component for easy touch (android users) |
Politics / Re: Irewolede Estate Residents Sues Ekiti Govt by 0luwatope(m): 11:02am On Aug 21, 2015 |
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons She Left You For Him by 0luwatope(m): 9:36am On Aug 21, 2015 |
All i see here are characteristics of a weak man. I swear if anyguy does all these, he is going too boring and wants to be dumped for no reason 2 Likes |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (of 16 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42 |