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Marry her and then the Ex-girly will be there to cheat with you on her friend... Or Is it still legal to marry two wives in Nigeria Just save the trouble and marry them both so no issues of cheating will come about later... They both want you, make enough of yourself to go around.. Two women cooking to feed you is better than one and sometimes it can be stimulating to watch them fight over who gets you first, then you just move in and take them both at the same time

If they have proven to you before to be the promiscuous type ("show me her friends and i show you what type person they all are" and you dont want to be in the cespool of Aids and fire pepper in the pants and other forms of shigidi, Then you decide if you want to think from your pants or your heart or your head and its knowledge of past experience...

It doesn't seem like its a good place to hide it, because as a man, i know thats the first place a man looks everytime he sees a woman, even if his mind is not intent on stealing or money... But I guess access to the bra is as restricted as a banks vault unless you are a man who contributes to the money put in the vault- i mean bra.. Then VIP access dey sha...

Military leadership are demanded to keep "account" of troops and equipment/assets.. "Account", you must be able to count how many men you have, decide how many to add if needed and how many will remain after subtracting those who were lost or redeployed.. The ammunition required goes at the rate at which the selected weapon fires.. If the weapon fires 1000 rounds of ammuniton per minute, how many rounds will be neccessary to sustain an outfit of 50 armed soldiers in a 7 hour fire fight? The fuel required to transport troops must be calculated according to the distance the mission will cover and return as well as the fuel consumption rate of the selected vehicle used to ferry to the mission..

No escaping math to be a leader in the military and be "accountable" for those under leadership... Even the lowest soldier must calculate the setting of his rifle sight and economize his ammunition to maximum efficiency, he must calculate distance and trajectory of his travel according to compass and map. His life will depend on it..

Any accountable mind will see the failure of military leadership dealing with boko haram as a result of their deficient "accountability". The only other possibility is that the government in command is in conspiracy with boko haram sef..

Mathematics and honest accountability (opposite of corruption)is required for any successful military.

NosoChic:
We as a people have chosen to close our eyes to how some of these people treat us here in Nigeria.

I once visited an Indian run company where they separate the toilets for Nigerians and Indians.
Indeed, we are tolerant people.

Very much a feature of their caste system in India, they have the untouchable class which are mostly the darker skinned people of India and they often Caste Visting Africans as such.. They forbid Untochable class from mingleing with other classes for work or play, and the only work they are respected in is cleanng toilets and gutters...
They dont want to touch other classes not to mention share latrine with them...
They are known to do acid attacks on untouchables who try to mingle or even come to their house to beg for food and water..
Good that many Indians are not like this, but there is still a stronghold of it as it carries forward from their old culture among Indian traditionalists...

Once they get comfortable and feeling like the boss in your country , they will start to treat you like they do when you are in their country, just go look up details about the kind of racist attitudes they have towards africans in Lebanon..

mobuch:
Why are nigerians always so pessimistic?? Is it a demonic feature I, among other elders in aanambra state all held a round table meeting with obiano last week, and he showed us some economic indices to prove that the salary increase is sustaineable and maintainable; and therefore, there is no cause for alarm.

I hope so for nigerians sake, because better things are needed including the salary increase and timely payment of salaries earned... Time will show the fruits of all efforts..
I am sure that those real and numerous people of nigeria whose family/children hunger and suffer for their unpaid salaries, it is not pessimism or demonic feature on their part... Its a real and present condition regardless of pessimism or optimism.. If there is any demonic feature to it, it is not sourced in those who hunger for unpaid salaries or inadequate salaries, but the leaders at the round tables of government all over Nigeria, that so often fall short of their duties and promises...
Time will show the fruits of all effort..

I beg, Nigerias government never solved the issue of so many workers going with unpaid salaries for months.. What good does a salary increase do for unpaid salaries? Maybe the increase will also come with increase of unpaid salaries and increase in the number of months the salaries go unpaid..

Weah96:
Jonny Bones Jones. Is that you? Hahaha. Who trained you to disarm madmen that come wielding sharp weapons in their hands? You must be from New York. They love this kind of rhetoric there. I'm not doubting you, but your self confidence kind of caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting it after reading the first part of your comment. Funny sh*t.

The guy was a small guy.. BTW here are some short clips of me having a little fun on a slow day.. Another tip is to approach a knife or cutlass with a thick towel and then some skill... We had to do that once with a mad man at the beach, he ended up at the mental asylum.. But my specialty is with rods and poles, short or long and even with sharp points.. I started when i used to handle big rifles with sharp point Bayonet knifes on the tip of the rifle..
These days i just exercise with a modified umbrella or sticks... I first trained decades ago when i worked with the Guys in the US Army drill team.. I was a member of their company for over 2 years...Check out one of their videos below..
I DONT LIKE NEW YORK AND I HATE THAT NEWYORK STYLE RHETORIC, its mostly all talk with bully voice but no skill or respect for simple people or mad men..
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endymetrix:
What would you have done if you were there? (Be truthful o) In the bible days, the disciples of Christ were afraid when Christinas were arrested and peter put into prison and they hid in a place. But if christians do the same now u will criticize. We have levels of faith Mr...

Years ago in USA, i made friends with the dirtiest scrap looking man on the streets, I used to walk with him and talk while he rumaged all the rubbish bins, i used to go down into the gutter passages to sit with him while he cooked/ate the food he took from the trash..He always invited me to chop, but i never did, only conversation to know him.. He said he ised to be a medical doctor and worked in africa at one time, also taught me thngs did not know before.. Things changed for him somehow..
I used to see people spit at him if he got too close and also when i tried to take him to restuarant to eat with me, he was asked to leave for being unhealthy unclean.. One day he got angry at me and spit in my face like they spit on him all the time, he said i was only his friend out of pity, not true but he never talked to me again and i never got angry at him..

Another time a mad man came to my door with a strong sharp metal rod, holding in an attack style grip.. I went to the door to greet him while others told me to stay away.. I was not afraid as i also am trained with skill to disarm him and dodge any attack.. He didnt attack me because i approached with concern for him and maybe because I am so much bigger than him.. He walked away in peace.. He had another mad man friend who once was convicted in court of law for killing a man with a stone.. The court released him not guilty by reason of insanity.. They could not commit him to insane asylum because the country <Nicaragua> did not have such facilities available to him.. So he walks the streets free begging every day... He is always in the torpor of drug use and i would see him like that every day even as he approached me to beg.. I never gave him anything fearing to support his drug problem.. I was happy enough to have the experience of tolerance for him to be free on the streets with me despite having killed a man on the streets there and released as insane...
Trust me, these are not my only experiences with insane people... Nigerians have quite the tradition of superstitial fears about so many things and behaviours... No wonder so much jungle justice and innocent people being killed and abused everyday..

where else will a mad man find deliverance if not in a church? Even jesus welcomed the demon possessed mad man and helped the man cast out his demons legion..Jesus embraced prostitutes and murderers for salvation.. If they were true christians, they would welcome all mad men and help them with healing and casting out demons..
Those arent christians, they are wanna-be christians who will run away from any real chance to do works of christ.. What will they do when its time to be nailed to the cross or turn the other cheek? They will run and profess islam and take up arms with boko haram to defend themselves from madmen,prostitutes, theives, murderers and government soldiers coming to crucify them...

emerich:
Exactly my thought though, how come we reason alike, true talk, EOD.

Your Certification of "Real Man" is coming in the post office box shortly.. Congratulatins Sir!

The old woman was jealous of the young girls impressive *bosoms* ... Rubbish about it being simple issue of not cleaning the dinner table.. Those formidable bosoms have been paining the old woman as her own have never had any place in contention for attention.. She has made her choice and is being detained for whats to come...

decode55:
I'm pretty sure that's what all these "pastors" use.

Chai !! Pastors too? It never occured to me to include pastors among these devils out there.. I guess the worst devils would camouflage themselves as pastors to avoid being spotted...

Just some educational material to share for those who have been hearing of ritualist having powers to blow in peoples face or touch the face with something causing the victim to lose all free will and just follow like a willing servant.. It can also cause the victim to Lose all memory of the events by the next day.. This Drug Scolopamine comes from the same place that people get cocaine.. So if they can access cocaine, they can access this drug scolopamine derived from the Datura plant common and legal decorative flowering tree all over the tropical world around peoples homes and towns..
These ritualist are using rare drugs and not magic.. Dont be lured by the idea of magic and dont be victim of their drugs and intent..

[url][/url]http://www.collective-evolution.com/2015/01/25/the-devils-breath-worlds-scariest-drug-can-block-free-will-wipe-your-memory-even-kill/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04

People have been telling stories of ritualist having certain powers to just blow into someones face or touch their nose or face with a cloth, which then turns the people subject to easy control.. The victims claim that after the ritualist blew into their face or touched it with something, they were not able to resist any command or suggestion the stranger ritualist made to them... They also claim to not remember so much details of what happened before finding their money gone or property stolen....

The secret is not magic.. If Nigeria has access to Colombian or Peruvian Cocaine, then they have the same access to the drug known as SCOPOLAMINE in south america.. Actually the tree grows in any tropical climate including Nigeria, its not an illegal plant as many people use it as a common decorative flowering tree in their home compounds.. I have seen many growing in Hawaii while living there for a decade.. They called it Datura or Angels trumpet.. Many people make a tea with the flowers and root, but a more potent drug is made wth the seed using similar methods for making Cocaine...Thats why it is popular in Colombia, they are well versed in the methods used to make Cocaine and they in turn use it to make the Scopolamine powder... Their are also stories of west africans making "zombie drugs" using toxins from poisionoous fish and herbal mixtures..

Enough of my talk.. Here is a link and the youtube video to educate yourselves about the ways of mind control drugs used by malicious people..




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04

They know him now. If he survives, they will forever come looking for him whenever motorcycle goes missing... His best option now is to find work making security to never allow motorcycle to be stolen there again, or they will come looking for him to strip unclad and beaten again...

4stylz:
Are you telling us that you were bleeping her with condoms those times Professional massage is part of the job.

What is condom sir? Is that a thing to cure the somethng in my pants making fire burn like Mama Taiwo's pepper soup?

one of my girlfriends from my past, she worked in a five star hotel, four seasons resort... She worked as a massage therapist and spa therapist... She would come home some days smelling like man... It would always be assumed she was rubbing massage for them in a proffessional way, but i always wondered otherwise.. she even told me of the famous hollywood stars who used to patronize there...
Big money, big secrets and still STD's cannot be stopped by any cash or secrets....

Ah beg O, so many people wear incompetence and diservice to job interviews.. How is wearing sandal going to distract from what a job seeker carries in their head and hearts when go interview??

Look at me... How can any thing do harm to a beast like me? They will swim for their lives or i will be eating crocodile soup for the rest of the month...

This is election season, they must have married across political lines and may be competing for election to the same (embezzlement opportunity position) office...

Its common in many non auto making countries, to have high taxes on import cars.. Some countries will charge so much that after paying shipping, clearing with the tarriffs and taxes, the price of the car doubles without any margin for profit....
The common thing is that the countries have special arrangements with world automakers to supply cars to the Nations and exempt of the costly imort levy... So that the people are steered into buying from the Auto manufactures rather than after market imports...
The auto companies are the ones who lobby the governements for this, as a method to corner the market with added incentive for the government to make more money through added tax revenues and import levy....
In the end, the people pay the damages and the auto companies try to compensate with cheap cars that are made with less fashion and quality as cars from demanding markets like USA and Europe...

Eventually the governements start to expand import levies to every thing brought into the country, including private luggage of travellers..

Look up the import levies for import cars and other items in Philippines and thailand, Peru, Nicaragua and all the poorer countries in south and central Americas..
Its cheaper to own a car in USA than it is to buy one in these poor countries with low wages... To own a Mercedes Benz or Harley Motor cycle in these countries, will cost twice as much as in USA... Nigeria is simply agreeing with the new arrival auto manufacturers to do as has already been done in many countries with less wealth than even Nigeria...
My experience is, when you factor earned wage potential, cost and quality of vehicles and petrol products ,as well as availability of repair and parts technology, USA is the cheapest place to own a car, also consider USA's extensive and well developed highway networks to give automobiling a worthy place to thrive....

Arabian countries have very cheap petroleum products and some very good income earning potential, but they have to import cars and parts...
Japan and Korea make cars but petroleum is higher priced.. Japan has very high taxes just to own a car in places like Tokyo.. But they provide very good public transit systems..

Explore how the high cost to import cars in many of the worlds poorer countries, is affecting people there and their national economy...
Its mostly about shifting the after market import customers into the auto manufacturers market and building the industry in Nigeria for jobs and GDP... Nigerias poor roads and piwer supply and raw materials sector is defunct.. Only two things can happen, the defunct sectors of Nigeria will collapse the new auto industry and markets, or the new auto industries and markets will raise up the defunct sectors in the name of self preservation because Nigeria is a worthy place to invest because of the wealth which continues to grow... Yes the wealth is very poorly distributed...

As soon as users take hold of it, they will load it like a car and the rear will handle the load but the front will bend and collapse... Its not engineered to strength for the load capacity its bulk suggest to any users..
Just test the load capacity and write it on a placard and post it on the vehicle, then the users who ignore it will not have any argument except with themselves...
With more work and materials, im sure the maker of this thing can make something well rounded in strength and capacity...

Atigba:
That woman is she ur wife?

I beg o, I no get white skin or the luxury of being as fat as either of the two... Best wishes to them, holiday greetings... That girl is Naughty and Santa went to her house anyway...?

the outdoor scene.. No snow, in the desert, not far from the Border with Mexico..

not much to show but it was delcious and fattening..

He must have been out of Nigeria for so long as to forget that you never enter any venture into Nigeria without the means to pay your way in and pay your way out.... Or live in loss and hustling squalor like so many other Nigerians do with never a chance to leave the country nor work a life time to amass a container of 33m naira in goods...

Actually, I cant even say most americans or UK born citizens can afford 33m naira in goods even after a long lifetime of work... People are mostly busy feeling for their meager daily bread and drink...

I have arrived two weeks ago to my destination.. Very nice.. South western state of America...Arizona, near the border with Mexico...In the Mexican Desert called Sonora desert... Good place to escape the cold weather and rains...

Some pictures

chowlade:
not all lady will let you fu*ck under this tense situation if some women r provoked my broda u will not think of above long written poem

Yes true, some are bloody murder from start to finish.. I think i am gaining better insight these days on how to spot women like that and avoid them from the very first day we cross paths...

Ehn? I touch myself also when she slaps me and gets heated over me, i grab her hand and smell it so sweet and tell her to put more on me so she can hear me scream for her... Ooh it so turns me on and i get eager for more until finally we off the lights and under cover to settle the matter in final full contact engagement, no prisoners and no surrender until all agression has been expended with nothng left to spare... Sometimes there must be a round two just to be sure the matter has been properly settled, because some matters are stubborn to settle...

Enjoy life and who you have in whatever way you can...