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From my 'lil observation, this street girl child fit sell this vocabularious & lexicographerious guy man for street still collect change fah. Me just dey laugh as i dey read am . Guy man dey enjoy the chat sef otherwise he suppose don kill the convo since but... He just dey do yanga dey shakara the 15 abi 14 yo street girl with vocabulary. Sting someborry, na wetin the14 yo street girl for use end am be that

vanbonattel:
Nigeria is no longer a recognised country and has become a pariah among the committee of nations. The world has now come to see that a bunch of terrorists are in charge of Nigeria, hence they are being snubbed by all world bodies.

*drags some blunts*
Nigeria was never a country in the first place not to talk of being recognized amongst the comity of nations. The nomenclature called Nigeria was a mere test experiment which no longer exist.

Soon to be released mofos, courtesy of order from above. No be today na.

Them suppose knack u something, either jazz or 4 by 4.

This Op must have smoked some adulterated grasses thinking them be confirmed mj otherwise he wouldnt have confidently yearned such a terrible dust . That's how mj looks like Op.

Truer words. That thing in Arsehole rock himself na dead log of wood. Minister of defense dey carry aka 47 upandan. A whole lotta dead woods full that rock. Dead wood ministers can only be feigning being alive in a failing & failed state.

The nomen called Nigeria is a synonymous word for corruption. So therefore Nigeria leaders automatically means corrupt leaders. Know that & know peace. I case my rest.

Dunno why this got me laughing. . Just dunno. but the song dey sweet me for belle. Unfortunate leaders them ( present, past & past participle)

DaddyRochie1642:
Why do I have this strong feeling that you're in your Mid Fifties

U mean he is getting closer to his grave Sir

When u think u 've heard it all, them comes this.

engrtee:
henever she release

...because it takes two to tangle right? So whenever she releases, automatically the other gender has released too, right?

MJ is life bruh. Endeavor to know what best suit u as an elixir for depression, very crucial. We all got our differences plus our body systems work in diverse ways as humans aiit. MJ is a herb & so far so good, the herb helps fix some depressed souls. However, if u don't light up, u never can tell. That's just it.

PS: Aint tryna convince u to smoking it aiit, all i 'm tryna say is just follow your mind. Vamping? Aint heard of that.

Don't u trust your mum? Why scared then if u do U never talk wetin dey sup son. Anyway, shame no go be our last bus stop.

U are welcome to Nairaland. Just make sure u develop a very thick skin against wetin go unfold anytime from now because ehn, u go hear & see shege shege. I don clear u be that. By the way, na man matter carry u come this forum Google say make i ask u oh. Anyway, once again, u are welcome.

*make i drag some blunts some more*

These guys are all bloody ISWAP terrorists where one, while proving to be recalcitrant, was dealt severely with by the boss. Allegiance resworn. My opinion though.

Efe42:
My girlfriend just ended our 8 month's relationship with no suitable reasons. When I asked her, she said because I don't give her attention anytime she's talking and she mostly talk about celebrity and social media life style which I don't find interesting topic on.

I'm so tired this evening feeling down about this!!

Such is life bruh. Nothing is promised.

Sapiosexuality:
I need the pain. I need to trick myself psychologically that it's working. Doing this alone doesn't like it'd be enough. Lol.

Yeah, no pain no gain. I get u but sha sofry sofry oh. Easy does it, yeah.

Sapiosexuality:
From the video I do that think reps is necessary. It more of hold in plank position until you get tired.

Na die be that oh @ the bolded. That said, no exercise dey easy. Truly good things don't always come easily.

captainking:
You are mistaken bro.

Plank is based on minutes..or seconds.. Not reps.. Sets can be done for planks.. But not reps.

Oh k Sir.

TRIXIA:
Lmao ��
You must be a newbie talking about reps in plank or let's consider the reps to be minutes here I think 4 sets of 30sec, can up to 1m then 2

Oh k Sir

Correct thread. U must be a realest niggar. Keep up the good work bruh.

Rabbish! All i need to know about the shitty e-naira is that it's dead before arriving. So...

Sapiosexuality:
Seems I'm going for this for the next month. But how many minutes do you think is Ideal or is it just do until you are tired? I'm loving this already. I do daily workout of 10-18 minutes with a combination of many exercises.

Not minutes bruh. U do sets & reps. 4 sets and 30 reps aint bad. 30 reps being constant for the 4 sets or 30, 25, 20 15 for the 4 sets. Whichever one u game for. Some folks call it a kiegel exercise. Through it all, it's very effective.

It means that the pesin too dey carry Jesus matter for head con use hand hold hin own matter na abi wetin e go con mean again

shilenji:
Daz just eet bro
If you no get console just download 8 ball pool,mehn and experience true laughter and happiness. The multiplayer friends there ehn,the competition, and you get to meet cool people from all over the world. One asain girl beat me sotay,come chop all my coins. Hahahaha

Thanks, will do just that. U must be a realest niggar no doubt. For the night bruh,one for u.

Kingdemu:
Is there no way one can block someone on Nairaland? I hate seeing the poster's post and that of one guy like that wey dey sell honey. You wouldn't realize you're on a senseless reading spree till you go half way reading the junk from these 2 annoying folks. Very annoying!

Don't be too hard on yourself bruh. Take it easy. We all catching cruise on here. However, u can't love all posts, yeah. So be easy bruh & some human folks could be very annoying, no doubt about that.

shilenji:
Bro It's better to be alone,and it's safe too. No one can be trusted. I hold something in my mind that helps me a lot 'It's better to have enemies around than friends around' because if you know you have enemies around you no go lose guard but friends ehn,dem rit stab you for back anytime o. So just enjoy your own company. Travel to places( not necessarily leaving your comfort zone but by reading you can go anywhere ). #PeaceOut

Truer words. When i feel lonely, i do this: Roll some blunts, listen to good music like good life by G_Eazy & all will be gravy. Heads up; Keep your enemies close, keep your friends closer & lastly, keep your frenemies closest.

Totilopussylick:


Link me up with ya dealers naw

That's what i 'm talking about.

Totilopussylick:
I have

Happened in my work place

This gal keep looking at me

One day

I entered bathroom to pee

This gal came straight up at me and hold me inside that I must chuk her

Sir wetin u yearn no follow Op question oh. U need change your weed dealer bruh. I don clear u be that.

Hidix:
op read the post well

. As in...

Two rich kidiots.