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As a business craze man, I just love the concept on Godfather... Think outside the BOX...

marvolio2000: I wonder when LTE would be launched in Nigeria, almost all the HSDPA SERVICES from our service providers are dead starting with MTN followed by GLO, even etisalat that was fast is already getting congested. We need LTE (100m/bit per second) right now in Nigeria. MTN would be launching in south Africa, its been launched in .U.S.A, CANADA, JAPAN, U.K and some countries Nigeria should not be left out ohhhhhh.

I think this would solve our ISP problems from our GSM SERVICE PROVIDERS.

2SEXY E B LIKE SAY I KNOW YOU.

lol... U no know me, where?

What is their customer care number ,please?

rhex_pheonix: DEN WHEN YOUR FADA WAZ DATIN UR MAMA.....HE WAS ATTAINING D STAGE OF CARDIAL ARREST?

(NO OFFENZ)

you b mumu o o o. Will you compare the olden days to now. With all these girls with 7 eyes all searching for money who will like dump your broke ass for a richer guy... U neva jam...

Lamasta: That list is incomplete until my name appears

that's the spirit....

dejiswaggs: Mumu, how do you know I'm in a Cafe?

how many people still use the cyber cafe, to start with?

legalwealth: They were down in Nigeria for almost 2 days ago but they are back and I think that Benin is the next target.

I hope so o o o.

Decryptor: Who uses Glo for internet access these days?

I do! MTN is second choice.

Thanks guys. Who b dat mumu wey dey talk u need to recharge him father? When I just subscribed not even up to 2weeks?

Hello,

please I will like to confirm the state of Glo's PC internet connect.

Mine has refused to open any page despite show a strong network. The interface does show that it is connected with a green light on the modem, but pages don't load or transfer data. It's been 3 days now.

I live in Benin. Please what is the situation at your end?

190-the-clown:
in as much as we all know that 90% of NIGERIAN GIRLS are nothing to write home about

I admit that 2sexy is just still too angry with that ex of his after 3yrs

bro u shudnt even be talking to her in d first place,

i'll send u a message off NL

accept my invitation

190, I have done so... Send me the message.

WackyJ1: Woah^ you really went through a lot... Seems like this all happened a long time ago since it happened before you left for school. What course

Petroleum Engineering o. Just praying things work out fine cos I already discussing with a friend in Total. We will talk about the Job thingy after his wedding I guess which comes up December. But I am still searching other possible channels.

mondi_cheeks: i dont put on fake hair in the first place...make-up used in the right way makes a person look prettier, hair in the wrong places makes a person look nasty!

i hear you. Abegi!

franchizy: For a student to spend 4 or 5 yrs in school and graduate wit 3rd class or pass, its obvious dat he or she is a lazy and dull student. Tufiakwa

Is that what you think... It's ur kind that cram to pass. You may do well because your parents are alive and supporting you, but once that is taken from you, you go know how far.

I have been on both sides bro... So, dont just laugh at people with poor grades.

A lot of people limit themselves just because of what they heard over the years.

I dont blame people for thinking that they cant make it because their grades are poor, since we tend to act what we hear.

Lemme share this with the house. While I was doing my OND, one guy bought accommodation in my room and we all thought he was a student. It wasnt long afterwards that we found out the truth. So, an elderly room mate had to counsel him and ask him to go home and let his people know that he isn't in school, since he couldnt secure admission and also got scammed in the process. He left and was on and off about one shipping course or school.

The following year, we met in Lagos when I lost my mum and he told me that he was with one company, I think Honeywell or so. Before we parted, he was just advicing me that I shouldnt let the death of my mum weigh me down and so on. The year after that we spoke twice on phone and he still said he was just managing. By 2012 and in September, I called him and he was sleeping but promised to give me a call when he wakes up.

Some hours later, my phone rang and it was him... We exchange pleasantries , mostly switch codes from yoruba to pidgin english.

It went like this:

me: "hello, Sege... Ba wo ni"

Segun: " Jidon mo wa kpa. where you dey now?"

me: " O boy I dey PTI o. I com back com do HND"

me:"Sege, e bo lo wa sin, where u dey?"

Sege: " I b contract staff to MOBIL"

me:" ehn?" "ah, hw u take do am?"

Sege:" i just do one course blah blah blah"

for the 5minutes, I couldn't believe my ears.
He promise to come and see me. 2 weeks later, GBAM! See my guy! I didnt recorgnise till after 2 minutes. The guy don round like ball. Any way, we just enter joint, chop and discuss lol.

The last time we spoke(just 2weeks ago), he told me he was doing a course in Lagos worth 900k.

This guy didnt spend many years like most of us, the 900k he is currently spending on a course sef, many 1st class never smell am sef...

The truth is open your ears, connect with right people and you wont be left behind

mondi_cheeks: if i cant stand whats under someone's arm i cant stand it being anywhere else besides his head...thats what i mean

I guess you expect someone to withstand all those fake hair, fake makeup etc you ladies wear ,right? Na wa o o o

I couldn't stop laughing at some of the comments.

Ladies are something else. I SWEAR! As if they got all the right things in right places. Lol. I no wan talk too much make e no turn to fight.

deshclones: Dude you get sense really...best advice

@2sexy...let her be man...just let her go....she is not worth your time...you deserve a gorgeous,responsible and faithful lady...your ex is a skank jor...moreover you talk about her with so much passion sef..from your posts one can easily deduce that you are still hurting man...just let it go...don't sound nice to her when next she calls...make her realise that its over period...the best form of revenge you can give to a sknaky ex that left you for a rich older guy is to be more successful than she can ever imagine...success my man is the best form of revenge..plus topping it up with a lady that is way way better than your ex in all ramification...let the b1tch go i beg you ma guy.

Thanks... Actually, what you stated here is my plan. Exactly what I have in mind.

My plan is to frustrate her psychologically... With a damsel, a gem far better than her in beauty and in morals. She would be frustrated when she sees my car and other achievements. It may take time but I am getting there day by day.

The reason I call is just to show off nothing else.

I am not giving up because I know how she left me, in a complete financial mess. She taught that was the end for me. But despite that and with God's help of Angels, I went back to school and have just graduated September. When she noticed that I got back to school, she quickly thought oh he will grad soon. So, she wanted to position herself quickly by being friendly(but wasnt ready to apologise at this stage).

Out of the blue, she called me asking silly questions. One question did her in and exposed the skelenton in her cuboard. Guess what it was? "When are you graduating?" I just laughed.

What she hasn't realised is that I know how she thinks and how her mind works.

Like you said, she went with a guy much older than me. Back then she said the guy was managing his father's company (meaning that he is from a rich home). She told me this when a quarrel ensued between us. She got angry because I called the guy to confront him.

But last week when I told her that I thought the guy was managing his father's company. She said where did I hear that. She said it's lie that he wasnt managing any company and that is it not somebody that just got a job bla bla bla.

One bad thing about her is that she forgets things and would deny ever saying such.

Now one thing is involved. The guy lied to her about maning his father's company just to get between her legs but when she found out, it was too late. So, she was stucked with him for 3 years, while he was just fvcking her.

In this 3 years, their relationship has finally reach an all time low lol. They have finally gotten tired of each other without telling the other to go. You know that kind of thing?

And she eventually realised that the guy has no plan for her or marry other than fvcking her( a puppet in the bed)

The worse part is that she is now a shadow of her old self. And trying hard, so hard, to be recorgnised by guys. In a woman's world 1 year is like 5 years in a man's world.

I don't know if her facial changes is caused by fvcking an older guy or complete lack of maintenance, but presently, she is just not it anymore.

With the present state of her looks, it will HARD VERY HARD for her to find a guy. Except that guy is under a curse or completely blind.

And when I think about how I asked her on phone back then what she thought about my look, her words were " you are not handsome, you are not ugly, you're ok" sure, you may think I am really ugly after reading that... But I urge you to take a look at my profile pick and then come back and comment. The truth is that, when a girl doesn't love you, even Desmond Elliot, na wor wor.

Yeah bro, I hurt for so long. It was during her last stunt that I eventually realised the reasons behind all those horror stories we heard about boyfriend pouring acid on girlfriend or husband killing and be-heading wife. I wont lie bro. I came close to that when I couldn't control the rage anymore.

But I thank God that I had left her spot when my anger started but for several weeks, evil thoughts stream through my mind endlessly.

In the end my only advice to her was, NEVER take the gentleness of a man to mean stupidity because if you do, you will be surprised at the result of that. So many people make this mistake. Knowing the nature of this kind of people, I wouldnt advice anyone to play silly games with them, because their anger is much more dangerous than the all time noise maker or Agbero on the street.

She had to beg me in name of God when she saw that she has committed a grave mistake(which I partially believe because I know her type).

After everything, while she was reeling over her remorse, I remember one word I told her when she started her "fun".

And that is" Life has a way of dealing with people like you" today, her life isnt better than those words.

mondi_cheeks: no...i cant even stand my own armpit hair...some one else's hair is totally out of the question

Lady, everybody has that. I am talking about other areas like legs, chest... You know?

rhex_pheonix: U STILL B SMALL PIKIN.......

and his heart is in peace and in one piece while those with a gurl fr are under cardiac arrest and in pieces!

Ladies, do you like your man to be hairy or not?

Yes or No and to what degree?

OMOSOFE F: I got my debit card in an envelope without any nylon wrapping in Ekpoma

I only got the ATM pin, which i have activated via ATM.

The question now is whether it will be possible to pay online
just with this

have u changed the one for the web? if not, do that ASAP. Yes you can make payment online.

sadeiyare: J.k.Rowling

J.K Rowling

I have a talent for singing, I have talent for learning techy things on the web such that I thought myself how to set up basic website.

I have a talent for studying people and this has helped me to choose my friends wisely.

Ummm... Whatelse? I have a talent for teaching myself certain things as long as I put heart to it without help from anyone... Strange, but I taught myself how to read and write. I taught myself basic mathematics and built up from there.

I have a talent for infusing new spirit into people such that when they are sad due to life circumstances, I could talk to them and make them hopeful again.

Sleek05: I think u shld just ignore d guy. Smtyms silence is d best ansa 4 a fool. Personally, I've never seen any1 on dis site as retarded as d guy. Not evry1 dat posts here z sane so pls jus free him n let him keep spewin his trash!

Thanks you. Actually, he may think in real life I would come after him, I laugh. Na wen e don forget sef na him we go start d thing.

No b everybody dey like make dem dey separate dia fight. 1st of all, he would lose his tongue... You don see mutilation 4real life?

Anyway, me I no sabi make mouth. Even the guy dat cross that line is yet to face judgement from me. It's 4 years now and I waiting for d day we shall meet again... No police, or court will be able to trace it to me when it's time. But I know he would have wish he were dead because I will render his leg completely useless.

As you say, I dont even consider dat wasted sperm above because I finally realise that his destiny has perfect package awaiting him.

OP, I should applaud you for being able to see things with your own eyes without the guy telling you; not many ladies have that ability in this present world.

I remember my ex telling me that I don't plan ahead, but the same guy whom she claimed never planned ahead went on to finish school when things where though, when no one could help etc.

The guy she left me for has been slee/ping w.ith her in last 3 years with no plan of marriage that they both got tired of themselves and automatically and silently parted ways.... Without telling the other to go.

My rule is that I dont talk about my plans to my girl, if she is really interested in me, she will patiently see it with her own eyes or at least ask me in the most conducive and acceptable manner.

The fact that you saw things with your own eyes is what I respect most. Your kinds are rare and I am never frugal with my respect for ladies or women like you. God bless you.

STAY WITH! CASE CLOSED!

naijathings: [size=16pt]HA HA HA HA i knew some one would talk rubbish about that part.
so you are the idiort that i have been waiting for..
say you no furk another man wife no mean say them no go even raype your own. what will be will be.
who are you to talk about karma?. karma came to your family and that is why your mother gave birth to you.
and by the way... who are you to judge? who told you i even believe in KARMA..
it is because of stuuuupid judgemental people like you that make other people not want to say the truth.[/size]

It's obvious that you have no respect for women in general, and not even your own mother. Otherwise, I see no reason why you would mention my mother(she's late) in this.

Now, your only saving grace is the internet. Not trying to brag but honestly and I swear, you would spend your Xmas and NewYear in the hospital if you had said that to me in real life, then you would know how certain people value their own mother if you don't value yours, and even if it meant spilling blood for her sake.

Bro, I dont joke with issues about my mum.

You get luck o! Hmmmm.

naijathings: I was still bangin my ex girlfriend even after she got married and she was always begging me
not to use condom so that she can have a baby for me to always remind her of me.
Thank God i did not do it. if not na another man for dey pay child support for the pikin by now.
i am sure father Abraham would have gone for a paternity test to see if Isaac
was his real son if that miracle had happened in this our time and age where a wife
would gladly get pregnant for her boyfriend so that she can always have a constant reminder of him.
I swear.. i will do paternity test for all my pikin even if i have one million children.

You should be ashamed of yourself for saying this, sleeping with another man's wife.

KARMA... will visit you when you least expect it.

Meristem: https://www.nairaland.com/1060584/three-10-men-not-fathers/2#12378125

Dudes, did you follow this thread? Hehehe

If you watch TITANIC, you will see where one the explorers asked if the grand father of her present gran daughter knew about what she told them and she said no, then one explorer countered by saying,"a woman's heart is an ocean of secrets"

Think about that... !

meenagiggs: The name of the indian actor you are referring to is Hrithik Roshan. Lazy bones, you should have just goggled it.

No mind me jare, I got other thing that I am doing... Despite watching most of his movies sef, Ihave never taken the pain to know his name... I love indian movie though....

Here the link http://celebrity.psyphil.com/hrithik-roshan-thumb-extra-finger-hritik-two-thumbs-6-fingers-photo/

And that is what I mean... in the money sense, when I had difficulty.