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20yrs.jesu

Ane also spectranet too and airtel.
Glo ahould be the only one standing.
Mtn airtel and etisalat .spectranet to can fuc off

I'm not bothered.
I mean our leader is back.
I think those expenses spent on his lavish lifestyle in ik.
On tax payers money..myou think he gifs a fuc.
Def naira mist pay for this.

Buhari is back and dollar must go up.
So make naira deh form boss for corner.
Dollar must go up

Naija songs r trAsh.
All thd artists simg abt yansh.
Pekus
Hard dic
All r wackos.
We only listen 2beats n not lyrics.
Abegi.
P square album from track 1 to 15 na woman.
Track 1...onyiye
Track 2...ifunanya.
Track 3.omoge mi
Track 4.big yansh and busy bodi yay.

Its boring.
Abegi

Another advanced seun egbegbe twin in crime.
Cooperate thieves

U b dey think say na naija u dey abi.
Say d.p.o go say na mai boi.
Oya free am.
Omo yankee.
U do shiiit
Na instanta jail things.
No time.
U beat woman.
Jail things 4life sef.
U thief..u no pay tax..anything fit carry u go jail.
Once u don enta jail 4 yankee.
U can never get a descent job
Cause ypir employer go ask if u don go jail b4.
If u talk no..them gobcheck am 4 database.
No worry dem go burst your yansh 4 jail.
Fuckin bastard

Afref spending 8k on dell power brick.
It charges today
Tomorrow shows plugged in not charging.
Went bac aft 4 days to the stupid store
And d bastard says theres nothing he can do.
My ba3 is 2hrs 30 mins withour light.
Wat can i do.
I af to turn the cable point in 360 degrees be4 picks up
What could be the cause.
Na follow come dell charger

Abegi.
In naija
Na by who u know or say men yur papa na big man.
Of not baba.
Go hustle.
Enter street.
Build a duplex b4 40

I say

O bobs.

When ot comes to excessive show ofof material ill gotten wealth..from range rove to mansions to ace of spades to stupid club shutting down.
Naija nor dey carry last

Acidosis:
When it comes to begging, stealing and scamming, Nigerians never disappoint.

Fuc u soldier.
Fuc u once more.
And fuc all bastards soldiers like him.
U bastards.
Bastards.
Idiots.
Bastards once again.
Wtf.
Stupid coward. Bastard.
I'm so vexed.
Wtf.
I need an assualt rifle asap so i cud blow dis guys brains out.
U bastarda illiterate son ofay bich.
How dare i kill your gf.
Over jealousy.
Wtf.
Why not slap her or seize her phone or something or maybe keep malice .
U had smoked enuf sk...reasoned and reasoned and reasoned. And den u pulled ths trigger.
Wtf.
U try this shiit in usa..u geh 200 to life imprisonment without parole.
Wtf.
This is barbaric.
U got big ass anger issues.
U see anger leads to the unthinkable.
Excessive jealousy leads to death.
Wtf.
If u were treating hee right
She wont fuc out stupid
Even though women are nothing but fresh pussies waiting to gej fuckd.
U buy them everything.
U fuc hed well.
U thr 4her.
U treat her like a queen.
But in the end ..they still fuc out.
I had a bich like dat.but she stil fuckd out bro.
Since den any gal i stat a relatnahip2 wit ..i jus tell ma self dah i know i ant the only one shez fucking.
Its a game bro.
Unless u wanna really get married to her.
Then. U sit down talk to her and watch her change her ways.
Wen males stat fuckin a same pussy 4 top long..they often think the bich wid be yours 4eva.
Na na na.
Women are like chickens.
Always looking for food.
Even if they got lots of food.
They stil look for more.
Nothing but greedy ass bastards females .
Plus the internet..useless dating sites..bbm.
Whatsapp.socila media..has perfected they ways of opo..they are now cooperate..
U meet them in instagram..fucking love peddlers.

My last bich was so broke.she called ne up 6 weeks ago..
I aent ber some thousands.
2Days..oh na ao so so praising.
I love u.
I miss u.
Dis dat.
Den ai called one day.she ddnt pick.
Later i caled..ddnt u see ma missed calls.
Oh she started screaming.i play cool..nothing bugs me.
Women are biches..and unlimited fucking is dia hobby.
After a week i see another guys pic on her whatsapp.
I knew she was fucking him but neva botherd to ask her.
Blocked her all on accounts .neva goin bac to her.
If a gal dont wanna flow me .
I always delete am

If i was the jealous type.I'd have killed her.
But i aint.

U bastard may they sentence u to death.
Those fucking uniform nakes them feel like they invisible.
Useless soldier who take pride in beating up unarmed and helpless civilians

Abegi.
I really got no time.
In your damn low ass life.
Never reply me
Quote me
Or shiiit.
U 4500naira account balance piece of shiiit.
I no no comments from gays and homos.
Get off ma fucking page .

Sweetheart666:
better go do surgery remove d part of ur brain way Igbo smoke still dey,if not u go continue to disgrace ur family upandan. try buy fairly used sense from konga abeg.

Ok xo i ser dey side am.
Edo ppl dey geh sense br.
Abegi guy man go sleep 4 inside latrine abegi

Sweetheart666:
and how does one man's problem made the whole Edo people retards,u just type as if u drank weed tea,stop codeine and weed u won't, OK stop sniffing suckaway(septic tank) u still won't. u papa dey try o.

Ogunmeh na juju bros.
Edo ppl nor dey use ogunmeh play o.

nobsalis:
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which one is Ogunmeh again? #Clarity

Nor be u prophesy againt former cbn,el rufai and co. And even buhari sef say in some days time dis and dat go happen to am.
Abegi.
Ogun kill devil.
U bastardized demon.
I false prophet.

God doesn lt operate that way.
Maybe the ogunmeh small god u r using said so.
U bastard.
U have taken all your church membes destiny
And fully leading them to hell.


U cant cheat nature.
What is nature..its God. Not karma
U use ogunmeh to buy jeep .marry useless wife and kids.
Fuc opo.
Buy her aous
And yet your church members are haggard.
Na ekpoma students many pass with dia mumu brain.
Dah year in 2013.a frnd of mine told me her cousin was in accdnt.and after evey they went to him for help..he billed them..buh they ran away.later in she was fully healed by the lord.but this bastard was claiming he healed her..they too many false prophets everywhere.
If its not ring they use
Its an expensice ogunmeh wristwatch
Or ogunmeh eye glass
Ogunmeh handkerchief
Ogunmeh dagbo anoiting water
Ogunmeh anointing oil.
Ogunmeh bracelet
Ogunmeh microphone
Some even wear electric ogunmeh under they suit so that it can shock someone to faint and theyd call it falling under the anointing of the holy ghost.

U ppl should wake up...
Fuc.

Abegi.
All these broke dead ppl
Wanna bes living on dick and shiiit.
Fuc u yemi alade.
U fucking liar.
U 36 bich

If Jesus comes today.
Only 5 ppl in the whole of nigeria that wpuld make heaven.
All these bastards
Rapists
Sexists
Deceivers.

Oh with that im Amen wey dem dey always shout and sing when this bastard dey prophesy fake shiiits.
Edo ppl and ogunmeh na hand in hand.
Fucking retards

Him wofe sef dey bleach.
See diff xolor of face and legs.
Disgusting

Dem don work on dis Acura.
Smh

O bobs
Dah place go fresh o
Soft fuc..ton ton ta nana nana
Soft fuc.
Dey collect extra shit

Ugly ass bleached bich
She looks so disgusting in real life
Come dey speak phonetics.
U wey nor go school.
I'm very disdapointed dat sule wasted so much money on this ugly ass sick looking bich.
Men her sight is irritating.

Avoid ph.
Its a death trap state.

U white garment ritualistss
Who throw food to birds as sacrifice
Amd worship a useless god of money
Hypnotize ppls wives
Dupe them
Fuc them
Impregnate them
Cast a spell on them
And change ppls destinys.
Fuc u guys.
If i have any of u guys as neighbours im gonna beat the juju out of u.
Fucking ritualists
Who use special soap
Special cream
Special mirror
Fuking ritualists.
Avoid these hell bound ppl.
They use ogunmeh always.
Avoid them.
Dirty ass ppl
They church is always located close to dist bins
Or dirty places.
Spit on u ugly ass tribal marks bastards men

Asay guy man
He wud af formatted all his phones
Laptops and what have u.
U feel cause ure just a pastor
A greedy pastor that ppl should bow down ro your name abi
Mumuni
Scammers out thr.
Out of 20 churches in a community.
18 are diabolical
While 1 is genuine
The other has ulterior motives.
He likes fucking
He dey Bleep her direct..
See him own don be.
No matter the power you think you have,no matter how long u use the name of God to take credits against the power that made you wealthy.
U cant cheat nature sule.
Dat power or ogunmeh dat u feel too strong would always disgrace u.
Na Baba God power na im be everlasting.
No issues
No doubts
No failures.

Das wah happens wen u tale crack.
Bro we wainf for the third stage
Where u wd be walking around only on boxers and singlet.
He acts like hez abroad in one american street hppd gangster movie featuring jaso statham.
Abegi.
Wich dane person dressed this way jus cause he carry him money put on top im head.
Wen u acquire wealth diabolically
Dats d end result.
U feel say u don arrive.
Learner.

Men wey geh 5trillion dey waka jejely
Dem no shout.
U jus dey sho yur sef.
I weep for black mans mentality about material wealth

Men if dis woman don sidon on top your matter.
Your own don finally cast.
Cause kemi her level of madness na advanced phd
No cure at all.
All ways failed..spiritaully.medically.logically..

Abegi.
Efcc and they stupid asss media trials ahiit.
If obj is still walking freely
If IBB is still spending wrecklessly
Atiku still being supper greedy and free.
We all know efcc are nothing but hell bound bastards who onlygo after opposition pdp.
We all know u guys tricks.
Until jesus comes.
Nothing gonna change.
Useless fools working hamd in hand with apc to continue witch hunting .
Abegi.
Fools

U got no idea wat i talkin bout.
Niggi at u ever been down 4 ppl b4.
Help them out
Feed them
Cloth them.
Let them drive your car
But in the end they stab u in the bac.
Fuc u bro.
U nothing than to sit back and quote me.
Jobless ass mofucka.
Fuc u and never write me again
Quote me or reply me u piece of shiiit
Typing on ay stupid 10mb bonus from a 100 naira recharge shit fuc u.
Fuc u

Caseless:
do you even need the person in the picture to be grateful before you can feel it? The feeling of "I have saved a soul today is gratifying.

When i wrote jamb 12yrs ago.
Education had meaning.
I managed to score 250 as at that time.
Eben though i played often.
But having mock exams for jamb.
Sounds like they in jss3 mock exams.
Jamb don cast abeg