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Abegi fuc off mumu

dealslip:
You are a wretched soul. His wife is the granddaughter of Chief Obafemi Awolowo. She was born and bred in opulence, aristocracy and elitism. So you expect her to marry a poverty ridden soul like you. Impoverished in mind, body and spirit like you.

No be lie

omojeesu:
They had money and have been very comfortable before now. They've loved themselves even since the beginning.

They need orientation.
Only shoot when smuggler is armed and extremely dangerous.
Wtf.
These guys are drug users..come see men wymey dey use cocaine for customs.
Some are weed peddlers but always wanna take merit with another innocent mans life.
Wen u in uniform work with guns..baba u can gun down anyone and nothing wid happen.your colleagues would cover shiiit up for you.
These guys need body cam at all times.
Even if customs atart using body cams to reduce mortality rate..i trust naija our leaders wud use it as an avenue to defraud we tax payers cause dem go dey import them with bogus prices.

Abegi

Abegi.
Dem go dey form social media.
Go check they result.
Na always D or E
Dullards...Empty dullards

I'm like wtf.
A 65 old man trynna rape a virgin.
Like seriously.
Wtf
Really.
Konji is a good thing.
But the demon that konjicides you to rapeor attempt to rape direct without fear of stds and pregnancy and shit is what we call a bastardized konji demon

Osibanjo remains the v.p
So no level abegi.
Women and deceit.
I bet if osibanjo was poor and wretched
Maybe him wife go pose like dat.
Women and money.
Now them dey sleep steady inside a/c
Dey drink juice
Dey chop turkey
Inside steady 5 mikano gen standy by light

I would love to work fpr dss.
I love to play sniper games on Android
And so far ive been rated 3/5.
I wannabe part of the dss team.
But my own style would be totally diff.

Liars.
Like say of she bend down naked like she wan toe greet sombori and her toto open fresh.una nor go fuc.
See pretenders

Copy and paste from foreign articles.

May u remain stupid for life.
So banks
Eateries
Cuber cafe
Restaurants
Are all hacked usb ports ba.
U r really stupid.
Who gives a fuc abt yur damb phone.
We dont even have free wifi
Talk more of hacking

Abegi
Fool

Nawa o.
When tokunbo na 1.6.
Dis car has been worked on men..no be by tinting

I said it.
Take a look at it.
End times chai.

Buhari pls come back.
I need a dollar bac to 600 naira.
Icant cope hearing naira gaining value.
Never

Thieves.
Suddenly we af forgotten abt bukola sarakis case.
Nawa o

I always knew this guy was a scam.
Edo state and deceit na 5 and 6.
U dey lick dwh stinking pekus
Dey watch blue film
Dey masturbate
Dey demand for naked pics.
Men yur own don end.
God always expose fake prophets.
No worry sheybi she feh naked pix
And texts and ahiit.
We dwy wa8 make she upload them.
U like fuc like dis bu u go dey preach rubbish.
Abegi.
Who u be sef.
Bastard wey dom scam edo stat8 wit religious lies.
See am sef dey pose with iphone.
Fool
Bastard.

Nor worry.sheybi u don 1st enta dss net be4 na.
Mowi see how fayose go save u dis time.
By d tym dss finish with u ehn.
Na abolo u gp barb finish

Imagine u dey fuc outside and u geh wife
Satan go deal with u scatter.

Who gives a shiiit
Bich

Naija id last for life.
My spectranet na dead.
Na only ntel i respect.
Imagine unlimited data 4g on. At n t
For inside s.u.v

O bobs i go just open mobile cafe...we go just dey drive around town tor 1hr..
Ticket sales...5k for 1hr..
Speed of light..500mbps

They should killmote nigerians abeg.
Wen we tel them
Stay i. Naija and hustle
But these fools go thr to do yahoo
Drugs
Rape
Local scam.
Souti is nos 1 in the world when it comes to internet fraud
Followed by ghana.
Naija is nos 7 on the list.
Nigerians over thr esp in pretoria are yahoo kings
Dey make noise
Ahut down clubs
Buy expensive cars and feel on top of the world.
Efcc for here to kind i swear.
Nothing like efcc or coti for dia o.
Ot say park.young man wat do i do 4a living..af u heard of internet scam...can we see your phone.
No sars thr o.
Na dia own efcc be dat.killing us all.
Come bac to naija and develop us wit d yahoo money.
If nor be dubai
Na souti
Or uk
Or yankee.
Or malay
Abegi

Abegi.
Broke assess.
If anyone comes out begging dor help
Donate this
Donafe dsf.
God punish u.
All na packaging.
Must una wesr suit.
Dey form fresh when na dirty air ae all dey inhale and exhale.
Everyone dey form starching when they are shiiit

Most girls are dumb.
Once u drive an s.u.v
Men u r dia king.
Dem go rather dey talk down at hustlers
Dem wan press iphone
Take pix for hotel
Tske pix twist ugly neck and make up face jus for attention.
Dem wan travel go dubai
Uk for shopping
If dem by mistake enter local flight
O bobs ...selfies no go hear word again.
Na so so uploading upandan.
Dem wan drive big car for off k.
Ibe come to realise women are bastards
Nothing satisfies them other than death
U buy a car...build a aous..spend time with her..show her love..i mean basically u guys are 5 and 6
Next thing.she cheats o u
Goes to club rather than read and graj.
Im sure shes one of those bastards that sleeps wirh lecturer for d and e grades.
22 yr old dey form big girl for campus.
Meanwhile her papa dey stay single room.
Abegi..die bich.
Go to schl.
Get a degree
Serve for nysc.
Pass out..then after that begin hustle.
No oh.
Lai lai.
Na too dey take useless pixs
Telling lies
Twisting neck and forming hotel bed na your personal room.
Bich

Nor be lie .
Nepa don bring lite o
Nepa don bring lite o.
Generator wan tear mai..
Na song b that..nawa o

LifestyleTonite:
Do you know why he tweets?

He does it because he knows the mainstream Media won't broadcast any good news about his administration, only the "bad" news.

With no good news about his administration getting out to the public, people will think he's not working. So, he tweets to keep people informed about everything.

So na African country dey pay now
No more moving kilos accross the atlantic...everyday im husuling. Dah rick ross track talked so much bout coke.
Imay rick ross fan and i bet hez a drug dealer cause he talk abt drugs.

Our flat heads are at it again.
Dey thank your star say men nor be asia
Or middle east dem catch u
U 4 hail.
Its your

Hope she lived a righteous life
Cos from her pix
She resemble opo

Abegi.
Na yankee na.
After enuf surgery
Dr 90210 shit.
Abegi.
Stop telling lies

If dis trump nor dey paro
He go jus dey tweet upandan.
Be like say naour senator bruce na im be in twitter role model.
Cause between senator bruce and trump
Ai no sabi who dey tweet pass.
Trump dey tweet like say na bai mistake im take win presidential elections
Cause even obama sef
He never tweeted dis much.
Haba.
I dey imagine the 5G SPEED wifi wey go dey inside white aous.
One click..na go o.
Download movie of 10gig at 700mbps..

Abegi na today yankee begin dey tap phone
Dem nor fot try am wit naija.
We dey use wifi.
Or landline.
Abegi
Trump u relax.
Na u hold ground for yankee.
Y u come dey behave like say person dey drag seat with u

Very childish.
Like who gives a fuc

All the ogez ai know.
Always tell lies
Live above they means
And shi shi dey don't have.
See as dem cast u chai.
Those dogs too fresh 4 your wowor apako skin.
Abegi apako

H.i.v carriers
Bich

Im an heavy internet user.
Infct i opted out from 3g cause speed was mai problem.
Ive been using spectranet now for 4 months
Yet my speed is horrible.
Aft i paid my 10k 25gig plus free night browsing.
The speed na gbosa.
I also realised dat it zaps like mad.
Initialy wen i purchased d mifi.
I could connect my phone and it wud only show maybe 200mb used ..at times 250mb.
But since two months now .
My data jus dey jump upandan.
Ive ticked restrict background on phome.
Do not update apps.
Bla bla bla.
But yet my data dey jump.
Just yesterday i only pressed the phone like 6 times and it showed i had consumed 3gig.
Coldbcatch me.
I have abt 18gig on glo.
Yet the speed na vc for gbosa.
I wud atrach my screen shots of speed now..also spectranet night browsing speed on 1.2mb on a whole 4g network. 1.2mb is a. Certified 3g speed.
Who else is expefiencing this shiiiit from spectranet

Results are both glo and wifi spectranet

Fuc dis men

Wire wire boi
Go find maye
Who gives a fuc abt u