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Abegi.
All these broke losers.
Una don cast.
2 is not a winner
And 3 nobody remembers.
Its only one winner of bbn
Fuc all u loosers
Broke wannabez
Locos

smoke crack coke.
u will der do behta dan dis

littlewonders:
FINALLY, I SMOKED WEED FOR the first time and nothing happened to me!!

I love the boxer, belt of Gej and the $300m shoe of patience, that should be the house of Abacha in sweden, who is that guy waving me happy new month and merry xmas behind the sisters? Anyway, i wish you same as we enter this 2015 we shall all see 2010 ..
Happy new year in arrears.

Who's writing names of noise makers, is been long I heard Ameachi's Voice. His he on sabbatical?

Let me go back to bed (enters the gutter)

I love u all...

sodis is now pur problem ba.
fools

shout out to wande coal.
dem say na taboo taboo
ay hey.
we go still dey do.
ki le lay yii.
ileke
...
guy run from them
besides u r very daring..do u know if she got a dedly disease.
do u know if shes a ritualist
or a trap
she might be a trained assasin
u neva knew her but u chat wit her
u guys met
then u kissed her and felt her ilehke
listen to that inner spirit bro.
somfin not right bro.

dont die 4 useless pussys
dey aint worth dah shiiit bro

its a tough business
very rugged
not for the soft minded bro.

kayzat:
Can you put me through this scrap biz of a thing ?

baba anytin u wan do.
do.
nobi efrybdy go make am fpr biz.
invest that money in scrap business...just like those truck..iron bed aboki sellers..but your own na advanced
thank me later.

truth be told.
gis of tbis days o.
from the one in restaurant
church
mosque
club
every where.
dey al gat h.i.v
buy yourself an h.i.v kit of 7k on konga.
call up a gal u met.
use it up on her real quick and check out the results on the kit within 2mins.
its always positive.

infct abstinence..mastubation and over protected sex is the best.
but doing direct well it aint risky
cause h.i.v cure is already out.
but wtf na all dis white hotel bedspread selfies be dos geh o.
abegi

u 4 lie say u sey sell tokunbo cars na.
who dem wan call for dat one
abegi.
common sense no common.
donald trump ti tske ova.
so things are now upside down.

i geh bro for us wey neva even call me one day
or him wife.
na to dey send oversised shirts and jeans
so ai jus say 2ma self.
i came to this world alone.
not twins.
if nobody gives a fuc abt me.
i gif a fuc.
i gotta hustle.
make money
expand business.
when u aint making it.
nobody wanna be close 2u.
make it now bro.
your phone number go be hot line bro.

mmmb
make more money bro.
u earn respect .u dont buy it over blood relation..same father diff mother ish

this month must pay me 10k$

y take pix esp of the provisions and money.
africa mentality always backward.
by doing so u have commited a sin.
bastard.

y d fuc wid u pose for a pic
for the money u gave and shitt

wbegi.
nothing like winter tyre.
stack illiterate.

tyres for all seasons.
u jus wan sha dey nairaland sha.
fool

abegi.
another set if burden to us.
wah do dey gat 2 offer us..
nothing but heavy noise music
pangolo musix

abegi.
was bettle the only car available then

abegi

its always bettle.
like others were crawling on dirty sand.
we got dis mental slavery shiit

every creature on planet earth has love...feels love and gives back love.
thats true love...not all this i love u ..u r my king......then 9months later..abeg i wish her death...muna gee.i want a divorce...
abegi..africa sabi wetin dem dey call love or romance.
once man don nack...na too sleep.
d only love wry we sabi for africa esp naija .
both male and female.
pastor o ..church members o.
everybody..na how we wan take make money on someones gucking..
someones weakness.
if its not ponzi scheme
its one fale interview
or one fake herbalist
porliytifcians doing dia normal LG(looting gang)
fake gf who only want money.
we only got money love here in naija men.
money for hand
back for ground

abegi mtn and shoprite and whateva fuc it is dey got.should move ahead men.
fucking thieves men
lets go digital
we still on analog satelite.
glo shud step up to 2mb on 3g and 25mb on 4g
make unlimited on 5mb 6k..we go pay.
glo with pride

likes seriously who gives a fuc

its 3 thing
either anxiety travellling in air fist time..so cardiac arrest.
or hez a ruthless drug peddler..burst inside stomach tins.
or hez dah malaysia kidney transplant shiit

this dude sounds gay.
wtf is thank god..thank god..thank god.
nobody gives a fuc is its your china made home theater shiiit that got burnt
or your worthless burned ass awards.
no ones gives a shiiit about that shiiit.
dah your friends and neighbours be calling u and ahiiit.
una dey naija..dey form americana.
abegi.
next time no off dah stupid ac for downstairs wen u wan sleep. dey form ac to ac upandan.
idiot.
which normal sane person sleeps with ac on downstairs.
ac in upstairs.
ac on kitchen..toilet...everywhere.
shey u just newly return from pluto or mars or where
abi ac not dey shiver u.
dey form fresh.
fire go just roast u like suya..we all know nepa and dia weak current..
still dis guy dey form ac morning to the next day.
mumu for one tiny piece of shiitty land

it konji dey worry man.
enta brotel
or schl campus
or off k
restaurant
church
u must surely get one or two shawtys.
fuc they life out like yur dix depended on they pusi to live.
wtf u died in sin.
i spit on shiit h3ad ugly women

it konji dey worry man.
enta brotel
or schl campus
or off k
restaurant
church
u must surely get one or two shawtys.
fuc they life out like yur dix depended on they puci to live.
wtf u died in sin.
i spit on u

bich goin to far.
never geh me wrong.
dis one don dey nack.
give them 1year dah uniform doncast
. u wan dey form starching for blac on blac.
wen beta heat begin sama u.dem no go tell u b4 u shout ..park.
vehicle documents..
abegi all dis ones na wash.

they should use them as recycled not jus crushing
it should be recycled for our benefit

im not happy.
i got 6k.
i need dollar to be 520 pls

infct im vexed already.
how dare naira drop.
never.
naira listen to me.
u shall remain at 560 600 max to a dollar

MMM don finally cast.
the bastardized mofs bloclked me on nairaland cause i told em the bitter trutth bout mmm.

once u wanna do any shiit in life n u got that voice telin u2 lock up.
bro jus lock up.
dats d real heart panic voice.
i went against that voice 3 times and i lost close to 400k due to my greed.

that inner voice...helps a lot.

too bad uniosun....expell them shaps
how dare u gif them edu for free.
nothing is free in naija.
not even water.

id rather buy normal cars of 2.5 3m
ship in body kits
habe them fully custom made rims
forget all this lambo
ferrari
bugati.

when d engine knock
who u wan carry am go gif.
dem kazeem dem ba.
secondly where u wan enjoy this car so.
for lag wey traffic dey
or for naija road filled with deep pot holes
bad roads
coti
or omila gp jus disarm u shaply

cure for h.i.v don come out na.
so boiz go jus dey nack direct
anyhow

no more cd

dj spinal again o
or heema.
baby wais the matter.
oya shey kia kia ja lor beh

i must greet alaga ibinle.
tuale

guy man
u just dey edit doco for online
naija don wise.
nobody go fall 4yur scam

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atl is like lag
where there are home of thugs
miscreants
druggies
yahop lords
rappers
fashion king
timbaland crew
gangs
bitches
and love-vendor my ride
i must drive bugatti crew
everyone on there is on hoodies
face caps
head bands
hand band
bandana
pure white xxl shirt
filed with violent blacks

its a home for wayward life.
atl Georgia

who is tha man in oversize abba shoes and walking stick.
he looks haggard

that year..when we heard of blasts..
it was mostly in movies or knock out not till osama bin laden made it pub by blasting world trade centers.
however naija blasting has various forms and its more of a heart attack panic blast cos it has no ending
since then it has been from one blast to another.
if boko haram dont blast innocent civilians
it would be telecommunications blasting us with new data charges
or nepa blasting us with epileptic ..infact over epileptic power supply.
now blasting has gone digital.
today fayose blasts buhari
tomorrow dele blasts wizkid
b4 u know it kemi oluoyo or wteva d fuc her name is blasts 2face.ffk blasts dss...and so on on and so on.
always take note that blasting has gone digital.
no more mechanical blastings.