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chibueze
see your belle.
chai.
na dem dey shout for beer parlour.
dey say mama omego
everybody today i buy everyone 4 4 bottles of goldberg with 2 plates of pepper soup each.
mama.
i have arrived.
mama my containers have arrived.
all those aboki..shuuo
ai no sabi day aboki sef dey eye big owo too o.
o bobs im belle go good as pillow to inmates o.
or he collect daily punching bag of 20 to 30 punches.
thief.
why una come use hammer wan kill innocent person husband.
una for jus slap am..make him run away.
una wicked sha..abeg just waste them accordingly..
spray them with AK's

bro....e bel ike day u smoke sk
or u tale SM this morning abi.
God punish u.
how dare u.
say mem dey atteacted to eye glasses...
make up
stretch marks
stubborness.
rihana stubbornness with chris brown....na better beating by dre end am.

wtf is this shit.
dumb write up written while fully high on tramadol.
make up
and stretch marks so disgusting.

i rem one time i wan nack one gal.aft i don wear my cd.make ai jus suck small bobi..na im i dey suck make up smell for nipples..i vex on light...o bobs na mary k face i just dey lick..d gal don ober apply make up for abt 830pm..all these light skinned bitches..
i vex..tell am mowi go baff..i make sure say men i scrub every come out..by d time we reach bed ehn.
d nacking nor be here o.
nacking in cold ac jus afta coming out of shower naked

d cold ehn..baba ai fuc tire..d gsl jus dey shout..i will marry um.o god..I'm cummin..fuc.

abego.
india na country[qauote author=Abdulazeez007 post=54090536]
egbon, shame to how many people?
go unilorin go c indian students as dey plenty, go futminna yu go just faint![/quote]

mumu g
abi na muma g
or mam g
wtf does dat G stand 4.
u na phd holder for worwor music na
u stil dey use heavy make up even after the beatings.
dah na y ai no dey kill maself on top marriage shiit.
naija women can provoke u with some words.
bich

see as fayose dey form hand shake like who dem jus gif grammys.

abegi

when it comes to romance
.africa is always last.

how would a sane man take his wife to an eatery just to paint ugly feet and then still sweating profusely.
wtf.
thats a restaurant fool.
a whole pastor my dic
u cant afford to take her to a beauty shop.
then that God you are serving isay God of confusion.

if a whole pastor can do this to his ministry in pub
then i expect his church members not to dull.
they shud also do the same in his church.
begin paint leg of dia gf and wife too.
while the ones wey meva marry..make dem go paint wall

i keep telling dulards.
its not abt going to school
or geting a fucking forged charge and bail title certificate or masters ..
its abt simole common sense.
common sense no common at all.
how long wud we keep doing things in a stupid way.
why not turn the illegel refinery to the favor of the economy.
have it upgraded and then it wud favor the economy.
but till we eradicate this mentality of destroy at sight
wenwud keep on suffering.

if we see an aquatic animal..shaps na to butcher am eat am.
if we catch snake..no time...na too kill am.

cow o.
goat o.
ai sabi day some ppl go rey eat cockroach and rat sef.

if we catch armed robber...na to destroy am.shaps petrol things.
abegi.

thers a diff.
they free
look at them
aobhappy and relaxed.
wtf is talking abt color.
fuc u for dat bro.
fuc u again.
wtf is dis.
I'm trying to make a damn point cause we not developed.we not yet organised.
how many foreigners do u see living around u.
i bet none cause naija is a death trap.

Kennyodinye:
What is The Difference between a White In The School and Blacks.....pple Like You Eh

so 4dia mind now.
dem don be celebrity.
when u looking cheap popularity and u finally get it.
obly matter of months if fades away.
Two is not a winner
and 3 nobody remembers.
keep touring on empty pockets and shit..
nobdy gona gif a fuc abt yall loosers
dumb ass kids.
most are over age..
fuc dis shiiit

shame to we naija.
we cant even boast of having 10 foreign students in both federal n sta8 talkless of priva8 uni.
shame on naija.
see as whites dey happy
dem free
nothing like asu strike
nepa ish
confra
kidnapping.
dem free like birds.
u cant even af this population cause na to kidnap go dey most men mind

money remains my confidence.
i took a bich out to domino pizza.
aft wasti ng close to 8k on pizza
cab and ish.
d bich says men shez no wan nack.
no yawa.
i block am 4 whatsapp.
the following few days.
huge alert enta my aza.
fuc u bich.
mai money
my confidence
fuc dat unhappy and happy mode.
money make me happy
wtf ai said money..no way.
steady bank alert makes me so fuckin happy bro.

nawa o.
so ma nairaland be the best place.
dull greased brainwashed statues everywhere men.
wtf

naijahacking no pass
copy and paste
editing checks
documents for dating.
email cloning and phone number cloning.
low grade credit card
giftcard
abegi

see men .
if these men(chairwomen) enter alibaba ehn
u go dey see wire wire of 20million dollars.
500million dollars.
1billion cause dia hacking na advanced
e go enta phone.
lapy
security alarm
email alarm
bank alert
the list non ending

eod
camry 2.2 na yahoo boi car na.

greenhulk:
On the contrary the reverse is the case, at least for me. Before I I drove a Honda Accord EOD for 5 yrs and I'm almost certain to be stopped at any checkpoint. But since I bought a pilot last year I have had peace of mind from men in blacks. I have never been stopped for once at check points. With the eod I was afraid to even overtake policemen when driving behind them, and even when they drive past me they always make a u turn to chase me and then stop me. But with the pilot I overtake them anyhow they don't come after me.

e better for nitedan day.
cause 4 day time u go pay more.
but for nite
dem fit free u 3k 4k.
best thing.always carry a binoculars
wen u sight them.just press down the glass of 4all them at least 20feet away from them.

or thirdly u change gear or acceleration and baba dem no born them well..them go jump go left and right.
but mind u.
them sef be guy man.
its either dey stop you at a very bad spot
or nearva bump head.
same with road safety.

or lastly u act deaf and dumb role.
but wen dem tear u better slap.
u go know say army kind.

abegi.
wifi that would be locked to some sites only.
secondly they will reduce the speed maybe 50kb .
anything free.
u got to pay the price

until we syop acting like the fucking westerners
be the real African pride that we sre.
wtf
almost everyone in lag wants to live a fake life like kim khardasians.
from omotola
geneviv o
gurls staying in room in a flat..
gutter gals
celebeveryone is speaking phonetics.
ow i rem dsh bich tonto dike.
how her yahoo alibaba wire wire husband was the best on planet earth.
he was Gods gift.
same with this stupid toke makinwa shiit.
i think the basic problem we men are facing is dat women of these fucking days to much in a hurry
once they hear marriage.. ahh na dah time they will be very caring..loving..forming good gal/lady.
immediately afta marriage
the real character sets in.
facial make up and unlimited 4g lte bleaching of skin has been deceiving man since time immemorial.
i weep for naija

qualityovenbake:
Nowadays, the marriages our celebrities practise is an open marriages. A huge amount of coverage is given to media houses, books are being published about the couples private lives. At the beginning he is sweetest guy, compassionate, always puts me first and is the best friend and romantic partner I could ever wish for. In less than a year, he is a beast, a cheat and a wife beater, his unromantic e.t.c. Once you are divorce, for the sake of the child or children, move on with your lives, there isn't any need to open old wounds.

truly dis naija diff.
everytime rivers is knows for election re-run
another few months timanother election would be re-run
and on and on till jesus comes.samething happening in edo sts8 between apc and pdp.
nawa o

i thought ffk was a mad Dzog
not until we saw an advanced madness in fayose.
now daddy freeze abi na sub zero i be tink say he na unlumited till kemi oluoyo started her 24/7 unlumited rantings..anytin she rants on.
now tonto is new maddest..any lul thing na tweet.
small gurls everywhere.
do not eva geh married to someone richer and wealthy cause ud be luke rag to them.
with they fav lines.
trust naija and pride.
i pickd u up from the gutters
i bought you a range rover.
dis dat.
abegi tinto get lost
bich.

i predicted it months ago...buh everyone cursed me on nairaland.
bich.

instead make u follow yur former ex
u dey form boss chic cos of range..iphone 6s..dubai shiits.
poverty isay bastard.

street boiz no cherish poverty stricken ppl.

any naija guy wey carry whitey come wed for here
is a confirm yahoo guy
using ogunmeh to tie his or her maye down

abegi.
u go dey feel etisalat day do one better thing
for this recession.
abegi.
free credit of 100naira monthly
in a year he geh card free for 1200.
abegi.
so na stil dat ninja turtle kia picanto.
but wen dem wan give endorsement dem go give 300m.
range sport and shit.
abegi

we expect him bac in jail soon.
once a thief.
4eva a thief

u mean tonto dike has sexually transmitted diseases.
like h.i.v
syphilis
and shiit

den she treats herself with wat.
u dumb ass nigis shud avoid tonto.
if u see her in the club
bone her.
shes taken over her husband yahoo ways.
one client don wire 1m dollars alibaba gif am
tonto clamp on am based on today's foreign exchange rate.
never make a hoe a aous wife.
guys get carrid away by fake make up beauty
bleached skin
over slac pekus
and lies upon lies.
bich
std carrier
thief
ole
dagbo
avoid tonto like ebola
and shun her if u see dat bich up in the club

abegi most girls pekus dey smell.
there is diff between smelling amd stinking.
wit they useless pubic hairs and wearing over tight jeans ,over tight bodyhug pant,over tight top,smally sized toes and shoes..why wont dey pekus stink.
i ger so fucking irritated wen i perceive a stinking pekus..fuc like a rotten egg..wtf.

its understsndable wen yur pekud smells of sweat and shiit...not those sticky yicky stinking dead rat..rotten mango smell

lowest g wagon abt 45m.
i sure say some go be bullet proof.

useless gbwagon wey u no go fit enjoy on naija road.
e geh one film wey del guu dey turbo g wagon for desert dey chase one guy wey dey hide inside rocks.
i don forgeh d movie name..buh na american film.
omo na dat day ai know say g wagon sweet for offroads and not potholes

honestly i be heavy internet user.
i go stick to ntel .
abeg i wan unkock spectranet..609 version.

wristbangle:
As I am typing with u, I am using it here in Lag and it's okay.

until we accept who we are
stop speaking fake locally aquired phonetics
living fake life
taking useless selfies in anothers mans aous
car
toilet
hotel white bedspread
instagramming
and hashtagging

forming boss when u r only worth 18500.00 naira in real life account.
abegi

baba enter aleast african countries
and thank me later.
your business go over florish for dia.
try bostwana...
Mozambique
or any other cool african country.
uganda

local dating

e no go pass edo sta8 boiz
na dem dey dress like diz

u sure.
cos na lag i wan enta so.
i dey target to buy ntel by monday.
i need unlimited data.
i consume abt 3gig aday both on phone and system.
[quote author=wristbangle post=54008586

Go back to glo bro. They have worked on their network issue.[/quote]

i be wam go bac to glo today.
buh be like say i go go back to airtel or ai kukuma pay mai 10k for spectranet.
spectranet speed sucks
throttled speed at 1am to 1.3mb
that alone is a 3g speed.

eph12:
Which yeye glo? I have been frustrated a lot because of glo erratic network.