₦airaland Forum

At the moment, he has no nationality but he is suppose to be in south Africa in the deportation camp while he tries to process his next move.

If Nigeria do not take him, he will still have to remain in south Africa.. if south Africa is tired of keeping him, they will have to send him to Zimbabwe, there he can obtain assylum as he has no citizenship.

If Zimbabwe can't grant him assylum, he will have to go to Namibia or Mozambique until a country Grant's him assylum..

Cest la vie..

We actually import services than export services. Africa try again!

They are always dismissing.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
My real niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss

To all my real niggees in the house.....lets bow down our head and pray this 4 prayer point

1) may we never run out of tools this year
2) may we never run of format this year
3) may our azaman never loose guard us
4) may we continue to smoke enough weed, book enough hotel, bang enough pussy and drink enough beer

what kind of Yahoo are they doing..

Yahoo no dey finish?

What kind of Nigeria is this

SegFault:
See question, do we even have a functional police force not to talk more of "Amber Alert" this is a useless country take it or leave it.

I would say community policing will help here..

Didi2d:
This reminds me of a missing girl some years back. The mum was so scared, searched everywhere, contacted the police and all that.

But guess what, the girl in the house of a particular guy, this guy normally goes around with the mum searching for girl.

After some days she came out, claiming she was kidnapped by ritualist but she was freed since they could not use her. That she just found herself somewhere in badagry. And the mum was so happy having her child back.

But codedly someone saw her in that apartment of that guy, that claim to be searching for her as early as 5am during the period she went missing

wow..that guy himself don't wish well for the girl.

Why is it that in Nigeria we don't have amber alert yet? That thing helps alot. Once a child is missing and police notified.. they send a vibration message to everybody's phone stating a child is missing and his/her description.

Ruxit in the making

Nigeria coming up with different airline companies yet it records the highest number of plane crash in Africa.

CaptainPrice1:
Some Apologists will still come and shout create Jobs for them. So no legit job in US apart from fraud. An average Nigerian is a Criminal. You have the opportunity to leave this country, you still choose to use it negatively.

Death to all scammers....

I met a Nigerian in a bar and we started talking about work where he stated "since I come this country, I never work one day in my life".

Truth be told, he was confident, I could tell he has money but I never asked him what he does to survive..

The street value is not up to 5million dollars and yet they are saying it is over 32billion naira

GNature:
If you are young, black and drive a very expensive car, you can be pulled
over by the police in the U.S (they will ask you for car registration
and your drivers license).


Go and ask the NFL and Basketball athletes.

The same thing happened to Mario Balotelli when
he was playing soccer in Europe.

these countries you are talking about, if you have no money , you still live happily.

Money or no money, I should be happy in my country.

longetivity:
YORUBA is different in terms of respecting the elders

a freedom fighter never make apologies since the days of Sir William Wallace.

MejiLoyon:
Legend

Whenever I see this picture I dey dey disappointed with my fore fathers.
Instead make them calm down, make oyinbo carry them go America ,highest dem go be slave for a while before them release them,for where ,my great grandfather dey run upandan inside bush dey escape oyinbo. He no know say he dey escape good life. Now I'm stick with herdsmen and organ harvesters. May be my name no go be mejiloyon but Breastistwo. Me and Mayweather for dey ball like this.

Truth be said..some nairalanders need help. Serious help. For goodness sake do I have to write that what youre reading up there is a joke? For those wey dey mention me make I give una collective answer.

WAKA

You are the one that needs help. Joking about it in the first place is wrong.. how do you think ?

Even I hate when comedians use jokes to talk about slavery.

Would you be happy if a white girl tells you to your face , you need to go back to the farm in s joking manner..

Think bro...

planetx:
Nigeria is actually a nice place to live if you have money.

wrong statement. Every country is a nice place if you have money..

Cutealexio:
I entered metro. Knowing how racist most Chinese are towards blacks, I don't sit beside them (I go avoid you before you avoid me). This woman still whispered to her husband and they changed seat I told them no need to change seat I'm not sitting close to you. In China, if they see you it's either they adjust their mask, change route or use their hands to cover their nose. This is everyday occurrence

do the same thing..

ikeseeholdings1:
i never understands what it means to be racially abused,until 2011 when i boarded a train from Beijing west train station to Guangzhou Train station. I was the only black man in that coach,everyone was Just looking at me,talking in their Language and laughing at me,calling me HEGWE(BLACK DEVIL)Because i don't understand the Language then.The most annoying part was when a family that sat close was telling their cry cry baby that if he crys again that they will bring him to me and the baby stopped crying. It was hell for me back then,especially when it's coming from Chinese people not from original White people

be it white nor Chinese, do not reason in such a way that it is normal for a white to be racist towards you.

Chepos1:
Hearing this name for the first time

have you heard of burma?

To be man for naija hard, why you think say bobo discharge.

Cashsteady:
Bro south Africa yes but bostwana and Namibia hell no! Some parts in the island part of Lagos will bury the cities in those two countries this is fact! Lagos is actually beautiful just that most Nigerians are ignorant and don't love their countries

lol! You are the ignorant one here..
Even Mombasa is a lot finer than Lagos

Nuel4:
no.

the way you detailed everything sounds like you know.

Nuel4:
stop yahoo today and Nigerian economy will collapse completely next week. Nigeria is a failed country. The earlier we accept this the better. Stop yahoo and watch 99% of boutique, hair saloon, fast food, nightclubs, filling station and banks collapse. A pair of basic palm slippers cost over 10k, a pair of jeans trousers cost over 8k a basic polo cost over 8k does any of the above sound like what any human being earning 18k minimum wage can afford? Go to Instagram and check car dealers page and see how their business has blown over the roof from Selling GLK 350, lexus, camry and venza which 99% of the sale go straight to yahoo boys. Hotel business is booming, 99% of the customers are yahoo boys. An average legit business in Nigeria survive on proceeds from Internet fraud. Nigeria has failed. The government are either too dumb or too arrogant to accept reality

quick question, are you a Yahoo boy ?

The service the police provides is the service of God... what does that mean?

SirToby:
Based on my research, London is the number one city where the highest population of Nigerians can be found. Anyways, I've never been a fan of London

just shut up and go chill for "isle of man".. is it a must to be in London?

Some do not go about saying "I see someone here would get a job this week"

Or, I do not hear them say " you will buy a car this year"..

Unlike in Nigeria where they will say things that is sweet for you to hear because the country has failed us like "getting a job" , "getting a car or house " etc..

African churches na scam.. better pray in your house.

Jostoman:
If you people are not killing and kidnaping people in the bush and their farm nobody will complain, you can't be killing or kidnaping people's parents and children in their farm and in the bush and expect your host to be happy with you. So tell your people to start living in peace with their host just the way southern people have been living in peace with their host in the north. Thank you

kill or no kill, kidnap or no kidnap, normadic hearding should be abolished in Nigeria. The herds feed on peoples farm land, the herds roam the streets, road causing delays, traffic, the cow dung causes dirts, pollution on our road, car accidents ..

The herds needs to be at one point, so as those in the hay business can supply to the north in other for them to be able to feed it....

Tired of the way as a nation we do things..

Ishilove:
What is a ten year old girl doing on Tiktok? Parenting failure.

they are alot there.. I have this Danish lady friend whom her daughter is always on tiktok. What makes me amaze is how fluent this 10 year old girl speaks English fluently. She had a huge fan base..

Why can't we we set a GoFundMe account for the soldier.

Police the police NG should be created across all social media platforms.. these uniform men cannot continue to act barbaric..Nigeria is a democratic country..

OruExpress:
look at how the place someone is running too looks like ordinary Ihiala and he will be there for 7 years in the name of abroad.

you still don't get it.. some of these countries people travel to might not have that sort of beauty you are looking at but the main thing is where they are living is simple, free and comforting. You don't get to see it in Nigeria often.

The same Thailand, a friend says he was driving and the police stopped him, they stated they would conduct a search on him and the police said with respect that he is free to record them and the officer took out his gloves and decided searching..

This my friend, we dont see it happen in Nigeria.
So the country might not be fine as you expect it to be but there is a sense of comfort, serenity, standard etc which you enjoy but you don't see yourself enjoy in your home country. The only thing you need to fix is getting your papers right.

We must police the police in this country.
There should be a page on social media where such information can be sent to.

I like them igbo guys especially the guy with the camera, he has heart.