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Gunners are signing Frank Ribery next season if Olympique Marseille don't qualify for the Champions League

@Donzman

If you know anything about Sudan,you will know that they are under a stricter sanctions regime than Zimbabwe.The major obstacle to UN action is China which has substantial oil interests in Sudan.

Do you want the US to invade them?

I hope when you guys are calling for the UK to apologise you remember that our ancestors willingly sold slaves and would have continued to sell slaves.In some cases,they had to be forced to stop.

I believe that the Ghanaian Govt did apologise for slavery.

We as Africans have had the institutions of slavery since time immemorial and probably would still have it,had it not been for colonisation.

Nobody owes us an apology.Any apology is owed to descendants of ex-slaves and we are just as liable to give one as are the former slave importing nations

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=46011.msg997706#msg997706 date=1175031406]and look how the "love story" that started so well came to a disasterous end


[/quote]Those armed robbers were evil

olwaseun:
this is still me atiku07

Why are you using multiple IDs ? You can't even spell your name correctly

Make we continue the story now,wetin dey do una?

Rooney ugly?Not as much as Makelele who loooks like evidence that man descended from apes

Shevy looks like a gay man.Drogba's face looks like the Rocky Mountains,he seems to be a permanent victim of chicken pox.

Sean Wright Philips is a dwarf and Robben looks like the oldest 22 year old on the planet.

Chelsea players are just as ugly as the football they play

babs787:
But never mind, as from next season, we will be thrasing everybody. We will collect the carling cup, the FA, premiership and the EUFA.

This guy must be on crack Everyone is entitled to be deluded but he is abusing his entitlement.

Better follow D-Block's example and decamp from your cesspit of a club.

Gunners are a long way from winning anything significant.

ARSENAL midfielder Gilberto Silva has hinted at a switch to fallen giants Juventus.-[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007140278,00.html[/url]


ARSENAL star Tomas Rosicky was caught partying with six hookers in a hotel after losing to Germany in the Euro qualifiers-[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007140411,00.html[/url]

I think the impending prospect of chaos on its borders as the World Cup approaches might force South Africa to act

Omo Eko:
4PLAY weting i do u and i wasn't wishing death on that guy.

You think am talking about Yar'Adua? I was talking about a male NairaLander saying another Nairalander was better off dead.

Stay off the weed

he was actually a bit of a shy person.He was in no way the obnoxious person he some people thought.He was very intelligent and charming and had this magnetic aura about him.


^{my people,I don give up,make una finish the story}

We hug eachother and he had a lovely aroma.He helped me carry the things I bought to his car and was surprised I decided to buy so much.

In the car we talked and he said he was a graduate student in Law at UCL,he was to finsh this year and had come back to pick his dad for an operation in the UK.I noticed he still had some of his naughtiness

In walked the most handsome man I have ever seen,a fine specimen of a black man.He was 5 11 in height, a bit light skinned,well toned muscles,and had great sexy lips.He was simply stunning.I could have had sex with him right there  but I kept my composure.

I was too stunned to speak.It had been a long time since I had seen him

She decided to continue talking to 4Play on the phone.He seemed a changed man.He sounded realy nice and charming.He was interested in how I was coping with the loss of my mum.He said that he had come to take his sick dad to the UK for an operation.

He was interested in meeting me if I had the time.

@atiku07
There is no continuity in your posts.Concentrate on yours and leave others

I couldn't call because I had no credit.I decided to wait a while.It will give me time to ponder.I thought of the fact that he didn't seem wealthy,he seemed like a nice guy but had no money.When you have no money to credit your phone,your thoughts wander to the need to find a rich man

I remembered the biz card I threw away from 4 Play.4 Play seemed like a nice fella and was rich.He could solve my financial problem.I had been known as an "Aristo Mama" in school and had thought of giving up that lifestyle.But i had financial problems.I needed a wealthy sugar daddy.I decided to call 4 Play

But I had to find the card

cos she had just dreamt about robbers and was shaken by the dream,so much that she briefly considered becoming a nun.She laughed at how she overreacted

Anyway,she decided to call the number she was given.He seemed a nice man

The biz card which had his phone no was written 4 Play Inc

because she couldn't sleep again.She said a quick prayer and read some Scripture.

She decided that the dream was a sign from Allah,she had been having thoughts about dedicating her life to God.

She decided that now was the time to do it

She was going to become a CATHOLIC NUN!

@spoilt
what took you so long to think of a dream?

She was sweating all over because of the nightmare,she then brought out her vibrator

@Jaybaby a.k.a sexy babe

Is nikynike from Awka?

spoilt:
4play

what the mess is wrong with you?

You should be crying that everyone is now dead The armed robbers had some Mossbergs,it was a really bloody mess

armed robbers stormed the office and shot everyone dead



THE END

@Kitaun

You don hear say una go change name to Mrs Chelsea FC next season

Interesting article on pre-nups-[url]http://money.guardian.co.uk/divorce/story/0,,1789149,00.html[/url]

A divorce lawyers advice to rich people in the UK is as follows-1. Don't marry. 2. If you do, make sure your other half is as wealthy as you are. 3. Do a pre-nuptial agreement and keep your fingers crossed."

Seun:
Tax collectors will not be happy with that approach.  They will say you are evading tax and lock you up!

Nobody evades taxes as much as the rich.That is why when taxes are cut,you get upsurge in tax revenue from the upper class.

It is normal for them to evade taxes but it is very risky.A man went to jail rather than give his wife half of his wealth.

I heard that a significant proportion of the richest women in the UK made their money from divorce settlements

What rich people do is to hide their assets from their spouses in offshore accounts.So if the marriage crashes,the wife will not be able to prove how much the husband is really worth. That is the only hope

As for your kids,forget them.

Abramovich deserved what he got because he cheated on his wife.

Seun:
And that's why[b] prenuptial agreement[/b]s are a good idea.  (I wonder why Abrahamovich chose not to to have one!)

Pre-nups are as good as useless in the UK.The judges will still award at least a third of your wealth to your ex-wife.

She could have been a housewife while you were working day and night but she still gets a big chunk of your assests.

Your kids too will be as good as  gone

@The One

Thanks for your brilliant post.That "oil company is responsible for development fallacy" is bewildering.Since when did the development of an area become the main responsibility of the local companies?

I do believe that there is a cynical element to it,particularly in regard to the Western oil majors.Activist claiming to be battling oil coys like ExxonMobil,Shell.e.t.c. will receive greater attention and financial backing from Western activist groups like Greenpeace.

Imagine if China National Petroleum was our leading oil producer,they were even said to send Chinese troops to the Sudan where they operate to intimidate locals. 

Blaming Western oil coys also appeals to our desire to wallow in self pity and blame the West for our problems.Nigeria has received ,at least $300 billion ,in oil revenues over the past and yet the Niger-Delta is nothing to write home about.

No mind the Glory Hunting Chelski Fans By this time next year,they will be supporting us

Na hell fire you dey head to 

When I dey school for Naija,na Pastor wey dey sell the weed .The guy was a real Pastor

akinwunmi:
MAN UTD fan please i need a chorus AMEN to this prayer.COURSED ARE THEY THAT COURSE MAN UTD and BLESSED ARE THEY THAT BLESS MAN UTD.


@Abdblues.WHATEVER!!!@#$%^&*(*

AMEN!   HOLY GHOST FIRE